JACQUELINE LAURITA: BubbaJax’ “OFFICIAL” Statement About Returning to RHONJ.. . BubbaJax Says “I’m On The Show… Until…”

July 26, 2012  3:45 pm      ***** TRIPLE QUADRUPLE EXCLUSIVE!!!!!****

 Jacqueline Laurita… “DUH!!!”

Now THIS is funny!!!  

In fact, when SH read this, simply could not believe that anyone would put out this statement… about ANY of the Housewives…at ANY time!

                         BubbaJax… “Um… yeah!  I’m comin’ back for season FIVE!!  Oh, wait!  Uh… unless MissAndy tells me that I’m not!”

However, leave it to Kim Granatell’s arm candy… the New Jersey “insider”… da “magnet” man… to splash this example of a totally dumbazzery gem everywhere!!

RE: Tip-Jacqueline Laurita finally confirms her spot on next season
“I just spoke with Jacqueline Laurita on the phone regarding her appearance on season 5.  
When asked if the (she) will be on next season she said, “As far as I know, I’m on next season.  I’m on the show until they tell me I’m not”
I only ask to be quoted as the info source.
Tom Murro

 

NOTE:  There you have it!!  The “OFFICIAL” statement from BubbaJax about her return to the RHONJ!!!   With the info source QUOTED!!!

BubbaJax’ “statement” is the same statement outta every Housewife’s mouth between seasons!  Of course, this is what BubbaJax is going to say!!!  She’s under that Bravo iron-clad contract to NOT spill nuthin’ until BRAVO give the “official” word!    PS:  BubbaJax will be gettin’ da Bravo boot…

 Kelly Murro, Kim Granatell, Tom Murro…

FYI:  Da “magnet” guy did not start to include his WIFE along with Kim Grannatell in his photos until November 2010… after SH questioned his “relationship” with KimG!

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95 Responses to JACQUELINE LAURITA: BubbaJax’ “OFFICIAL” Statement About Returning to RHONJ.. . BubbaJax Says “I’m On The Show… Until…”

  1. Chiantideb says:

    Honestly the only reason I watch these fools is because i like this forum!

  2. Wesley!!! says:

    I read on the New Jersey boards on IMDB that they’re still casting for season five. The Manzo-Laurita’s will bite the dust.

    • Antonella says:

      I hope so, but I think the only way Manzo is gone is if the boys get their own show. They tried with Boys to Men, it didn’t work and now the boys are hogging up RHONJ time.

      • Ana Cephaly says:

        Seriously, does anyone like the scenes of the Manzoid Spawn, AKA Chuckie’s crotch droppings? The show is called ‘The Real HOUSEWIVES of New Jersey’. It isn’t called ‘The Real Entitled Indulged Spoiled Rotten Overgrown Children of New Jersey.’ Those ‘kids’ are obnoxious and it is hard for me to believe that the fans of the show are clamoring for a Manzoid spin off.

      • magdella says:

        WHO EVEN LIKES THEM????? WHOOO????? WHO IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY LIKES WATCHING THOSE CHARISMA-FREE DOLTS??

        I MEAN SERIOUSLY, WHO IS MAKING THESE DECISIONS? IT CAN’T JUST BE ANDY, CAN IT? CAN HE NOT SEE HOW BORING THEY ARE? HOW PEOPLE LIKE THEM LESS AND LESS WITH EACH PASSING WEEK? HOW TEHY BRING NOTHING TO THE TABLE???

        I SWEAR, I LONG FOR THE DAYS OF YORE WITH DANIELLE DRIVING DOWN THE HIGHWAY IN HER WHITE LAND ROVER, FREAKING OUT HER KIDS AS SHE TALKS INCESSANTLY ABOUT FINDING DINA! LONG FOR THEM, I TELL YOU! GET THESE IDIOTS, ALL OF THEM, OFF THE SHOW SO I CAN WATCH AGAIN! PUT ON TERESA, DINA, DANIELLE, KIM G AND LET THE FREAKING CHIPS FALL WHERE THEY MAY! THESE DRIPS HAVE HAD THEIR DAY, NAY, THEIR YEAR IN THE SUN! THEY SUCK! THEY SUCK THEY SUCK THEY SUCK!!!! BEGONE, MANZOID/LAURITA CLAN!

    • Jersey Chicklet says:

      Oh so let that “MANZO-LAURITA” comment be true…if not, I’m all set with NOT watching the show.

      In fact, I don’t watch it anymore because of the Manzo-Laurita crapfest.

      I come here to get recaps to catch up on Teresa enjoying her little family minus the
      “Melodrama, Toupe’ Joe, KathawannabTeresa & Mr. Brylcreem.”

      • ChiantiDeb says:

        They are fixed and fake, I tell you! I tried posting there for 3 seasons of RHNY and never one showed! The same names showed up! Interns and producers doing Ms Andy’s bidding!

        • ChiantiDeb says:

          I also refuse to now to visit Bravos websites, they don’t deserve my hits lol I wait for SH to post them and read them here.

  3. Pompano Ann says:

    DIFFERNT SUBJECT: Last night I was watching Hollywood Ex’s (VH1), my husband happen to be in the room and asked if this was part of the Housewife franchise, I told him no and different network; he said “he could tell…the women were pretty, nice and the program was smooth, no yelling, nit picking and pleasant to watch” he mention the Housewives on Bravo was becoming; well nevermind I’ll leave that out. Just a side bar!!!

    • kel says:

      Omg, I was watchin that too for a minute and my hubby said the same thing!! We liked the one with the short hair and big honkin earrings, (I think she was R Kelly’s ex?), because she was so funny.

      • Pompano Ann says:

        Yes, it was refreshing to see the ladies acting like ladies and being friends to each other.
        R Kelly’s ex, she is funny and has a great personality, very positive. I am getting tired of seeing women fight and rip eachother, and I am guilty cause I blog about it and participate in the critiicism of these crazy women.

        • ChiantiDeb says:

          I know me too, I think i am complaining about them and here I sit blogging about them. Like giving candy to a chile for being naughty!

  4. CJ says:

    Wasn’t Jax suppose to be back in BK court this week? Her date with Judge Peck had been posponed from earlier this month.

    • LoveVegas says:

      LOL – Jax has got a hot date with an orange jumpsuit and a jail cell! Maybe she can be useful there and do their laundry…

      • Ana Cephaly says:

        I don’t know about that. Last week when she was doing laundry on the show, she took the towel from the dryer and said it was still wet, but folded it up anyhow. I think even the laundry is too intellectually challenging for her. Maybe she can mop the floors, providing someone stands over her and reminds her to clean the floor using the fluffy end of the mop.

        • madepiley says:

          Yeah that laundry scene was all jacked up in editing. She folded the same dang towel twice.

    • ccmmaahh says:

      Lauren Manzo commented tonight that she was in court with her mom and saw someoe with a BLK bottle. Obviously she wanted everyone to know she was on court for some reason. maybe it was for Jac and Chris.

  5. Ana Cephaly says:

    Kim Granny Tell looks like a broke down, busted up flapper on her way to a speakeasy wearing support hose.

  6. HaLaLa says:

    Good old Jac always count on her to be a complete moron

    • CJ says:

      Maybe Dumbo thinks they’ll allow filming at Camp Cupcake. She’s going to be mighty surprised when she finds out there isn’t any Bailey’s, red wine or Xanax. Martha made salads from the greens she picked, maybe Dumbo can figure out a way to make booze.

      • Ana Cephaly says:

        They make a prison wine called Pruno. They use anything with sugar in it — ketchup, fruit juice (even prune juice, hence the name), candy, etc. and use dirty socks or underwear for the yeast contained within. Sounds disgusting enough to be a challenge to consume it on Fear Factor. There are instructions on the internet on how to make alcohol in prison, perhaps Jacoholic should start studying.

  7. Antonella says:

    Did BubbaJax and her hubby not see the episodes where KimmyG was encouraging Danielle to file charges against Ashlee? Tree is the only one that’s not allowed to talk to Danielle.

    • RichmondVA says:

      I have always thought that jac was disloyal for crap like that. Kim G totally tried to get Danielle to press charges against Ashley and Jac is cool with her! She engaged in that awkward hug at the reunion with Danielle after Danielle had agreed with a fan on twitter that Ashley should kill herself. Maybe I’m missin something since I am not yet a mother but if someone wished death upon my child wouldn’t the instinctual reaction be to claw their eyes out?

      • Jo says:

        a lot 2 say about this 2 sleepy…2mrr

      • magdella says:

        “Maybe I’m missin something since I am not yet a mother but if someone wished death upon my child wouldn’t the instinctual reaction be to claw their eyes out?”

        Yah well, ya see, not so much RichmondVA. What you gotta understand is that when you’re in the process of throwing said child under the bus to the viewing public and then backing over her already-flattened body twenty times, it kinda feels more instinctual to BEFRIEND the evil-minded cra-cra one. Glad I could clear that up for ya!

        • RichmondVA says:

          Ohhhhhhhh, thanks for clearing that up for me Magdella! Thank gosh for Jac’s stellar parenting style that I can use in the future. Man, what a dummy I was!!

      • kel says:

        The only person Jax has been semi-loyal to is Caroline. I say semi because she still talks to Kim G, who Caroline supposedly hates. If Jax wasn’t so dependent on Caroline, because she is her sister-in-law and controls Chris who supports Jax, she’d be back stabbing and stirring crap up for Caroline too. Jax is a mentally unstable wack job and never to be trusted.

  8. RichmondVA says:

    Wow. Really…WOW. Who said earlier “I just cant with her?” I ditto that sentiment.

  9. RichmondVA says:

    Oops. I didn’t finish my post. I’m as bright as Jac! I wanted to know if people think she is returning next season. Thoughts?

  10. Parkview says:

    I’m finding it hard to believe that Bravo would ax any of them. Isn’t NJ the highest viewership of any HW show? And the internet is abuzz with gossip, tweets, blogs…you name it…about these people. Not that I would be upset to see the mean girls lose their cash cow…I guess we don’t know what is about to happen in the rest of this season. I could definitely see Chuckie quitting. You know, since BLK and Cafface are doing so well…..she must be so proud.

  11. Bizzymammabee says:

    Did Grannie G in her old age forget her pants at home? What is with that woman trying to dress like she is in her 20′s? I just had a flash back of her saggy old ass trying to pole dance with Danielle. ICK. It’s funny, wasn’t she trying at one point to act like she had some sort of relationship with Michael Lohan? Her few seconds of fame are over, why can’t she go home and knit something or just stay out of everyone’s hair?

  12. cmgirl2009 says:

    Looking like a busted up Mrs. Potato Head!!! She looked a lot better in season 1, but I guess when money problems take its toll, injections and Bailey’s are the way to go!!

  13. madepiley says:

    Tommy boy might be photographing with the wifey these days but he still cant brang himself to wear a wedding ring. Kimmy prolly tells him that he cant drive her little sports car around anymore if he puts the wedding wring back on.

  14. Bama Mom says:

    A new Facebook page has been created under the name of “Remove Jac”.

    • Jacqueline…gone? For real…? P…P…Please don’t toy with my emotions!

      (I actually went digging all over this site and the internet for any drop of confirmation…I know, I need help…)

      BTW: First time poster. I love this site.

  15. Candace says:

    She better only come back if they have her and Ashley going through rehab TOGETHER.

    Is Ashley still sober, anyway?

  16. Parkview says:

    Hey I just read Jaco’s weekly Bravo blog and it says “0 comments” at the bottom. I’m sure this is a fluke with my computer but it got me thinking…..As much as I enjoy the weekly bonfire of anger J is subjected to in the comment section of her blog, just think how much more it would annoy her if nobody said a thing. No comments. Nada. I can see her now…..repeatedly checking her blog. Poor me! Nobody cares! Where’s the Vodka, Chris?

  17. stay says:

    I hope Caroline is gone. I fast farward everytime her family is on

  18. Bella says:

    Bravo never post my comments when I write on Jac queline page. I wish she would leave . She has no story except she whines about Teresa everywhere and everyday on her blog and Twitter. I cannot stand her or Caroline they have showed their true colors. And even though Joe G is not my favorite I thought he spoke the truth on last weeks episode. Jacqueline’s jealous of Teresa success!!

  19. Newbie says:

    Off topic a little… My husband and kids are away for a few days doing there own things. Have an overwhelming desire to watch the bridges of Madison county! Lol

  20. DMB says:

    LOL on the triple exclusive. I have read a number of ‘EXCLUSIVES’ today that were laughable as they don’t mention sources.

  21. pjbottoms says:

    I hope Bravo has learned its lesson not to tape a series back to back…the cast is spent emotionally. All those summer scenes at the beginning of the season were so forced and contrived. All I’m thinking is can we please get to that flippin’ fashion show so Jac can have her breakdown and we can see a season 4 reunion? IMO Melissa and Joey should get their own show. They would be so happy and I would be so happy not to watch them. They act like RHONJ is ther show anyway, so please Andy Cohen give them their own lame-ass show like you did for Joe and Slade a la Date My Ex. Riche and Kathy can be on their show too as their friends. Thank you, Luv PJ

    • Susan says:

      None of those losers deserve their own show. They deserve to fade into obscurity. Their 15 minutes are almost over.

      • Newbie says:

        Almost? I think they are over done.

        • pjbottoms says:

          My theory is that by giving the Gorgas their own show we can get rid of them faster. I can’t imagine anyone would watch it….unless to make fun of them.

          • No way who needs those slobs making money…they are imbecolic morons and pigs…

            • ChiantiDeb says:

              Oh Geesh NO, The last thing we need is for their egos to grow any more! Oh but think of the names of their show, “MeSLither Snake and Poison Joe” or “how to break into reality tv, anyway you can”…

  22. Wesley!!! says:

    I’m still trying to figure out how is this a “official statement”.

  23. Love NJ says:

    Brava has to be careful when making cast changes. I think RHNY had too many at once. I no longer watch RHNY. The dynamics are changed.
    RHNJ – cut the Manzos out. Leave Lauritas in – they can make up with Tre. Cut the Gorgas out. Add a couple of others and let it ride.

  24. madepiley says:

    I dont know why Bubbajax is so upset about “opportunities.” Tree is out hoofin it everyday with a case of author-itis while Bubbajax gets to stay home and play with Mr Clean. See Jax, as Kopy-Kat always says, there is enough sunshine to go around or sumpin like that.

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