July 26, 2012 6:45 pm Apologies for the delay in posting this video of LapBandLauren… was in “draft” mode! Becky!!!
LapBandLauren talks to the Insider about how no one “understands” and no one “knows”… about her struggles with weight loss.
Chris Manzo, BigAl Manzo… “Who the hell ate all this?? That damn Lauren never leaves anything for us!”
LapBandLauren also makes it a point to say that her mother, DonCaroChuckyFace Caroline Manzo ALWAYS tells her how wonderful and bee-yoo-tee-full she is!
Caroline Manzo… “She NEVER leaves anything for ME!!!”
LapBand also drops a little bomb in the last 30 seconds, when she says that there are “LIARS” on the RHONJ…
(Thanks to “HousewifeHoe” for the Manzoid photo! See all of HH’s creations on the SH masthead…)
Just shut the f*ck up alteady! Instead of getting the lapband, they should’ve wired ur mouth shut…
They forgot to ask the most important questions:
Why should we care about you, Lapband Lauren? What do you contribute to the show? Society? The universe? Did someone agree to pay you for this interview? Why haven’t they been fired yet? Who do you think will be fired first: whoever scheduled this interview from The Insider, or your family from Bravo? The people want, no, they need answers!
Poor Eeyore more blah blah blah . That lapband shut off all circulation to her brain too.She should tell her bro Chris to buckle up (into a lapband)
She is vile just like her mom.Bitter and jealous of everyone not in their immediate family circle.
I agree bitter and jealous but bitter and jealous of anyone who is smaller prettier and actually has a personality.
i knw your sooo right the only thing the lapband did was change her looks…..shes evil like mommy
You can put lipstick on a pig tiara and ball gown but it’s still a pig!
Is she supposed to be skinny now? She still has a double chin. A double chin on her calf-face.
Good for her, bottom line, she is losing weight and feeling better about herself. I would get a lap band in a hot second if my dad would pay for it!
Too bad her dad can’t buy her a personality, compassion and common decency.
There are some things money just can’t buy
Lauren – move out of the house and see a therapist. You need to get away from your mother and toxic brothers.
Love NJ, her moving would mean she would have to get a job, sorry but lets get real!!! LOL
I give her 6 months and she will be back to 200 lbs. nice try manzoid….now please go get a life and get the hell off the show !
Yeah. And I am not buying that she works out for 2 hours every morning. Why is she still chubby? She has a double chin. If she worked out for 2 hours every morning, she wouldn’t need the lap band. She is a liar. Then she has the audacity to talk about someone on the show being a liar as she is lying right to our faces. I can’t stand the Manzoids!
She is evil and vile just like her mother
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Lauren must have an incredibly slow metabolism! I have never heard of such slow weight loss with lap band surgery. I’m middle aged, sit down at work and avoid exercise like the plague and I managed to lose 33 lbs on weight watchers in 3 months. Lauren looks like she had a chin implant and some facial contouring to me – I’m not buying the “2 hour workout” story!
she and her mother are a coupla simple, lazy, black-hearted dirt-bags. i’ll never understand how they got on television, or why anyone would interview them. at all.
Enough with the throwing around she lies a lot crap, what has teresa lied about so far? Lets go over their lies, shall we?
1.) I am going to lose weight on these shakes, makes deal with doctor in exchange for free tv time. Busted from the surgery office she is forced to come clean. (Lauren manzo)
2.) We found this water that is going to revolutionize water, we’ll call it blk. This is completely our own product and find. Truth, another company had rights.first to this backwater and lawsuit ensues. (Chris manzo)
3.) We are like family, we are good friends, she cracks me up. Busted, we were never really friends just aquaintences. (Caroline manzo)
4.) We use the extra apartment room so al works so much he can sleep. Busted, the extra room is not an official apartment, governor calls al out, he is forced to resign instead of facing ethic charges. (Caroline and al)
5.) I never contacted danielle staub, she contacted me after i wrote about sprinkled cookies. Busted, she finally admitted after two years her contact with danielle because she hates teresa.(melissa)
6.) Joe guidice never helped me get my start in flipping homes and he tells my father all kinds of bad things about this angel from god. Busted, senior gorga doesn’t listen to gossip about his kids, and joey did get his start in home flipping from joe giudice going as far as to steal his tools. (Joe gorga)
This list could go on and on but i think everyone gets the point. What i find gross is that group plus producers must have get togethers on how they are going to convince everyone how evil teresa and joe are. I know teresa isn’t perfect but at least she doesn’t run around conspiring about everyone else, she may get her foot stuck in her mouth sometimes but i don’t think there is a calculated malicious person on her part.
Busted. Love seeing it spelled out in bullet points
Just one minor correction there is a apartment above the Brownstone Caroline and Al lived there after they got married. The Gov called him out because he claimed he lived there the Majority of his time thus made him eligible for the Gov job It was not his legal residence he was not reg to vote in that district nor paid personal taxes there therefore he had to step down. but the apartment does exsist and Al does use Its even been on the show….for what he uses it for who knows for sure
Al Sr was voting in Paterson because he claimed the apt was his address. FEDERAL ELECTION FRAUD. Al Sr claimed he lived in the apt so he was appointed to the Passaic County Water Commission where he was given a stipend, health benefits for his entire family and pension benefits. STATE FRAUD. When it was first brought to the attention of the County Election Board, it was investigated by the Sheriff Jerry Speziale, the guy for whom they had a fundraiser at their home on the show!! Once Governor Christie was elected, a former US Attorney, he resigned.
Oh I agree what he did was wrong 100% my point was there is a apartment at the brownstone
OH and I forgot, while Sheriff Speziale was Sheriff, Al Sr and Albie were both given no show jobs with the Sheriff’s department. Once Governor Christie was elected, Sheriff Speziale resigned and transferred to the Port Authority and both Alberts lost their jobs wit the Sheriff’s Department. When Albie moved to Hudson County, Al Sr asked the Sheriff if he could pay for a special program that Albie would oversee and the Hudson County officials told him to get lost.
Antonella, interesting info about Hudson County. The Manzoids can’t even buy a job for their loser kid. LOL
that is pretty sad huh
I’m pretty sure there were newspaper articles about Al Sr trying to buy his son a job at the Sheriff’s Department in Hudson. They didn’t realize Hudson is not like Passaic, they don’t give a crap about Al Sr or his money. Hoboken has lots of famous peeps, Eli Manning from NY Giants, etc, they don’t care about the Manzo turds.
They aren’t even turds. They are s#it stains on the underwear of humanity.
Antonella, girl!! Thanks for the insight! LOVE gettin the scoop!
PIECES OF SHIT…HOPEFULLY HE LOST THE PENSION AND ALL HIS BENNIES…..When I worked for Essex County Christie threw my boss in jail destoyed his life politically. Now I’m in Ocean County and I can see it here. The Sherif is 95 I think, and he will be re-elected, the machine will see to it. Christie was right here today. Had a big meeting on LBI with the citizens. I was suppose to go but it was really too hot and I have enphazema and COPD and it’s hard to breathe. I contribute to the Party and I am into Stafford’s politics….Actually I am Vice Municipal Chair. It’s not what you know, it’s who you know. We have a long road ahead this year and I am hopeful.
I read that Gov Christie actually apologized to a teacher!! WOW, I think hell just froze! I’m involved in politics too Barb. I went to campaign school in June in Old Bridge, it was great!!
I passed up the campaign school this time went to some classes 2 years ago.
Wow! I didn’t know all of this. This people are bigger @ssholes than I had even imagined. How Carowhine can act so smug, arrogant, and superior to everyone else is amazing to me when she and hers are nothing but a bunch of scam artists and grifters.
Antonella: TOO FUNNY!! From October 25, 2011 “Albie’s Got A Gun!”: http://stoopidhousewives.com/2011/10/25/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-albie-manzo-albie-got-a-gun-but-he-cant-use-it/ TFC!!! SH
I should have known Ms. SH already had the 411 on Al Sr’s bullcrap.
Antonella: Hell yeah! LOL!! TFC!!! SH
Love me some Antonella…she has all the info…lol. Do you live in North Jersey..I’m a democrat, but i kind of like Christie’s style… when it comes to fraud
I am originally from Jersey City, I live in Hoboken and work in Totowa, Passaic County
Yowza…THIS is the crap MissAndy should be bringing up at the reunion show!
Well it aint too late for Tree to bring it up. Tree, keep that on in your back pocket and if she gets too outa control with ya whip it out just as purdy as ya please.
thats a great point but he wont,he seems scared of carowhine
He’s probably afraid he will wind up in the trunk of a car…..:-)
Al should have said he was going through a trial separation from his wife Caroline Manzo before filing divorce papers. That was the reason for the Paterson address!!!
What an ass stealing from the poor when hes so rich….i dont have health care and pay bout $4oo a month my friends stay @ jobs they hate….this guy should do time n pay back the state double!!!!!
Isn’t it Passaic Valley Water Commission, I know quite a few people who work or worked there. All political appointees. Good for the Gov……
The Manzoids still scammed the state of New Jersey. Big Al claimed it as his primary residency so he could steal fron the state; salary, medical insurance and retirement. Given the cadillac medical insurance he had through the state, the tax payers of NJ probably paid for his and Chuckies lap band surgery. Thick as thieves! That’s right Chuckie, you and yours are nothing but common thieves.
Yup Im sorry if you thought i was excusing him..he was wrong real wrong
I am sure when he was fired he lost his medical coverage.
Yes but not necessarily his pension rights, that means Chuckie would get survivorship benefits if he dies, courtesy of taxpayers of NJ
How many years was he there and what was his salary.
I know he was with the Sheriff’s Dept the whole time that Speziale was Sheriff. He is best friends with Bernie Kerik (who is currently incarcerated) and Kerik is a Republican, so he plays both parties. It’s public info, so should be pretty easy to find out. With pensions it’s the highest three years so even if he was making 12000 a year for 22 years, as long as in three years, he makes a lot, his pension will be based on those 3 years.
How dare those crooks look down their noses at anyone. They should be ashamed of themselves. Sadly, I think the ability to feel shame is missing from the Manzoid DNA.
Antonella, I read one place it was 17 years and another place 3 years. With the Manzoids, who knows?
That makes sense CJ. It could be two separate pensions one for job with Sheriff’s Dept and one with Water Commission, but when he retires, he will transfer the years to make them count to the number of years necessary.
Well, I guess she takes after Tiny Manzo.
Eeyore suits her personality as a nickname, but Tiny sounds good too.
Hey she’s literally a “tiny manzo”
Lauren has always been cranky kid on camera. During season 1 her brothers were so funny so I never really paid attention to her. I think her family treats her like she’s dumb—remember that conversation on the patio when the whole family was trying to decide Lauren’s future? Her response when they decided she could go to beauty school was, “I’m not waxing anyone’s Chuckie!” I hope she grows up….in fact I hope the whole family grows up ‘cuz they’re not fun to watch!
Sick sick sick of this young bitter old hag.
Lauren is a BORE! There is simply Nothing Interesting about her, never has been. I hope this young woman gets a grip on True Reality and gets herself together. In the meantime, I hope that we will have soon seen the last of her!
These bitches need to earn MONEY…take advantage because this WILL NOT LAST LONG. The only person on RHONJ that works is Teresa, and sh basically MAKE money at her signing. For example if you look at her Fabellini signings YOU MUST BUY AT LEAST ONE BOTTLE TO HAVE HER SIGN AND TAKE A PIC WITH…that’s money right there. Can you imagine if she does that for the rest of the year…DAMN…That’s what the others need to do. Meho is shooting videos without a hit….long ago you must have a HIT on the radio to have a video. How does Meho pays for these things, is she using her Bravo money, what is her husband doing or working on RIGHT NOW, to pay more than 20k in monthly mortgages and 60k in yearly taxes…MAKE MONEY RIGHT…When Teresa;s hair care line launch, people need to buy it at the store she’s signing at, now when store see that people are buying the items, there will be more request for her to make appearances, which means MORE APPEARANCES MORE MONEY…Meho honey sitting front row at a Miami fashion show ain’t shit, unless you bringing home at least 20k everytime…lol
Hello! Teresa has been cooking since day one. I don’t recall ever seeing Cowoline cooking for her family. Tre also has a thick, healthy head of hair and a great body. Jacko and Lauren do not have a looks that people want to emulate. Who would ask them for advice? To make money you capitolize on what you have, not on what you wish you had. They are too self-absorbed to realize that.
Carolyn did cook for Christmas or she faked it pretty good….
Yeah, she did cook and she looked like a sloppy mess in the kitchen . Teresa manages to cook and look fabulous while doing it.
Yes she had an old T shirt on…..she looked smelly….
And she had a nasty, crabby face and a s#it attitude.
Doesn’t she always, her face is frozen like that…..
I guess it is true what mom used to say about making faces: careful, it might get stuck like that.
Hah! Never thought of that. I just keep some of those fake “bubba teeth” around and then pop them in my mouth. The look on people’s faces is hilarious. I used to threaten to wear them to pick my son up from school to embarrass him if he didn’t behave.
My momma used them bubba teeth to pose for a “glamor shot” once. She got it for free since she hosted the photo shoot so she acted a fool with it. I put the 5×7 on my desk at work just to watch people trip over themselves NOT to mention it.(yeah,I’m THAT girl at work) If I ever come across that picture again I am gonna do two things:
1) Make it may avatar
2) Send it to Ellen for her Hot Glam girl bits.
Lol! This gal has it all figured out. Just make the face!
You always post the best videos, MP
Did you see Chris unpack the food for the men getting together? It all came from the store, all in foil containers. That was not something stay at home Mom whipped up for them.
OMG I thought the same thing when I saw it. But in another show when she was making spaghetti and sauce and the manzoids were there, I think one of kids said “Do you want me to set the table” and she said, we never set the table, just grab what you need. Who does that? I bet she rarely cooks.
Love this post!! Say what you will about Teresa, but when it comes down to making this whole “Housewives” thing work for her and her family, she’s got the Manzo’s and the rest of them smoked… and it kills Chucky. Every cookbook Teresa sells, brings that bitter, jealous, embarrassment of a woman to new lows… with her children right there beside her. Its pathetic, they are simply despicable.
Im waiting on one of them to come out with a line of perfume…
All of them are always accusing Tree of lying when everyone of them has been caught outright lying on film!
She’d make a lousy used car salesmen.
Does this season that has already been filmed end with us thinking Lauren is just dieting? If the doctors office never outed her does anyone think we would have ever heard of the lapband? Also does anyone know if Albert also lost the pension or was he allowed to keep it?
We won’t know about the pension until he applies. The pension board has a separate hearing to make that determination.
how much of a pension could he have wasnt he only in the job a few months?
then he will get 0
It was something like three years.
He will probably only get back what he himself paid into it.
Oh was it that long I had no idea…wow makes what he did that much worse
All public jobs count, he already had Sheriff’s job and other appts
Footage of Lauren’s ER trips?
p.s. usually people don’t go to ER twice in one summer for “anxiety” smells of drug seeking to me.
HOLY CRAP! Lapband Lauren is playing with BubbaJax’s meds?
lol…i would hav anxiety if i lived w/ carowhine
Yeah! WTH is up with that? Who ends up in the hospital with anxiety attacks because they are chubby? If that is the worst problem in her life, she should be on her knees thanking God. Some people have REAL problems to deal with: financial problems, illness, death of a loved one and so on. She is sent into a tailspin because she is chubby? I don’t buy the high blood pressure thing either. That is an excuse because she was not medically obese and she should not have had that surgery.
I dont know about Lauren reasons but Yes being fat can depress a person and if they are being taunted it can affect them mentally and well yes have a anxiety problems
as for is it true for Lauren I have no idea and she very well could have high blood pressue I have had nigh blood pressure all my life even when i was thin.
Her fambly are the ones taunting her about her weight. That and social media as a result of Carowhine thrusting her into the spotlight. She wasn’t even that big. She was a chubba wubba, but it’s not like she was circus side show fat or anything. If she is going to be in the public eye, she needs to butch the f*ck up and stop being a cry baby.
“Circus side show fat” hahahaha. OH HOLY CRAPPOLA I LOVE IT
her bad personality drew more attentoin then her weight
Exactly. She is so unlikeable that there is going to be backlash and folks will take the soft target, her excess weight, to ridicule her.
she needs friends…i wanna feel 4 but cant
I don’t think Mommy Dearest will let her have any friends except Critterfur’s and Prince Albie’s friends. The Manzoid Seal of Approval: brother tested, mother approved friends.
If Lapband Lauren had a decent personality and Chuckie with her Chucklets hadn’t constantly been talking about her weight, it wouldn’t have even been an isses.
if my mom tlked to me like carowhine i would b fat n hard headed not to lose…almosted closed up
Antonella, thanks for the info. Since you live in the area have you been to Cafface? I would love to know more about what Chucky’s Dad went away for. One thing Caro said that was true, they are thick thieves.
lapband store has very cute stuff n i could use a spray tan…. but i wont gived anymore money to manzos
Good for you. Especially since LapBand said that girls in Jersey are whores. Why would anyone patronize an establishment where the proprietor calls them whores?
i knw its just a tv show…..but im a jersey grl who wants 2 put her in her pl….shes even disrespectful to uncle n mom of the yr caroline lets her get away w/ it resepct plz…
by the way do i hav to state the fact shes a jersey grl….i bet b4 vito she would take any guy lauren manzo a whore lol
Thanks Jo,Do they seem like they do a good business? I agree they could be selling the cure for cancer and I wouldn’t give them one thin dime. I feel the same way about The Gorga hag and Frogface.
agreed i feel frog face n whorega sold their family out….losers
I’ve never been to her store. I might have to go snoop around one day. I thought Chuckie grew up in NY. Does anyone know where they lived at the time?
(im spelling it wrong) holice queens
Let us know if you ever go snoop. I would bet a dollar Lauren is hardly ever there. She may have lost weight but you can tell she is still lazy.I don’t know where Caroline grew up, but there is a Hollis in Queens.
Hollis is um….a crappy town.
I think you should do an undercover SH report, with pics.
lol she should she would b gr8
I’ll go but if she’s there and says something, u know I’ll answer. So Ms. SH better agree to bail me out if I get locked up.
Hey, if she takes up a collection for your bail, I’ll contribute.
I’ll contribute to your bail no problem……
Ok, in that case I’ll do it. Within next few days.
FYI MS. SH, the headline will be “SH FANATIC ARRESTED FOR SLAPPING LAPBAND MANZO”
Slap her:
agreed it would feel sooooooooooooo good
I was about to post tht I feel like punching Lapband in her smartass face. Guess I’m not too far off…
lol Antonella your very funny!!!! I would give every last dime to get you out of jail…..maybe even a bouns 4 slappn the grl she need it “ironhand” yuck jus used a carolwhine line….slap her 2
Ya’ll remember when MeGo did this?
LOL I love it when “celebrities” want to know what it’s like to be overweight so they dress up for one day…(like when Tyra banks did it) and act all upset….”Oh I’m so sad how mean those people were…I can’t believe I had to look like this for 5 minutes!!! I think I need therapy…as I take off my suit and go back to being a size 0″….That just made me despise Mego more…It doesn’t make me feel like she is compassionate…she’s just doing it for publicity!
MeGo prolly makes fun of fat people, too.
now that lapband lauren THINKS shes skinny she will b making fun of fatpple (chris manzo even vito)its wrong but i pic a bully
You got that right.
She is still fat. They only show the top part of her in the interview and you can tell from her neck she is still carrying too much weight on her frame.
Had to get that last dig in at Teresa right. Mombot programmed her right. I love how T’s had 4 kids and has a cuter figure than this chump will ever have lapband or no lapband!
Agreed. Teresa’s figure puts a lot of girls half her age to shame.
I’d probably have a teeny amount of sympathy for her weight issues if she wasn’t constantly, constantly, constantly stuffing her face with food and booze. Whiny lazy people piss me off.
Right. And all the while she is cramming calories down her gullet, she is blaming bad genes for her weight problem. What a freakin’ moron!
How would she know she could eat a whole bag of chips and drink a milkshake if she hasn’t done it? She outed herself. It ain’t all from bad genes – it’s from what she’s shoving down her throat.
Ugh. I’m tired of hearing about this lard-ass.
And I’m tired of looking at her lard-ass.
I was a Personal Trainer for 20 years. There is no way in hell she is working out for 2 hours a day!
what i’d do to have the ZERO responsibility to afford me the time to work out 2 hours a day. *sigh*
Well if she is using Jax’s personal trainer it prolly does take 2 hours…what with all the breaks to take a pull off of her liquor bottle and all.
Those aren’t breaks it’s all they do. Drink
So zero resistance training then? Laws a mercy ifn she wants to break a sweat she should tie a fifth of liquor to her hindparts and let Aunt Jackie chase her around the house for a while.
That’s called Elbow Bends and they do lift the glass to their lips. It ain’t the weight that’s important in this exercise, it’s the reps.
Anybody watch Shark Tank?? Can you imagine an episode where ALL the HW “products”–shoes, toaster oven cookbooks, booze, blk, make-up salons–ALL of it were on there competing? Those guys would tear ‘em up!
who: OMG! That would be hysterical!! TFC!!! SH
I love Shark Tank, you are so right about HW products.
i agres but tres cook books r gr8
You are so right. The bald shark (not Damon) would straight clown the HWs. I’d love to hear his thoughts on BLK water. I’m cringing just thinking about it.
Kevin O’Leary he would chew them up and spit them out. He’s the baldy.
Kevin O’Leary, he would chew them up and spit them out !!!
How much of that two hour workout is spent with Lapband whining and complaining to the trainer? My guess is 75%.
Well if this is her trainer I could see why she would complain, but something tells me it’s not.
lol perfect.
LMAO, “MIGH-TY” funny!
It’s sad that a 24 year girl has to use surgery to loose weight. As a mother I would never have let one of my daughters become 60 lbs over weight without stepping in. I have been their and it takes encouraging sports, exercise, changing how we cook in your home and making it about being healthy not being thin. Caroline says she wants her daughter back and cries about how unhappy Lauren has been in the past, but this is on her as a parent. Every parent knows Dieting doesn’t work lifestyle changes do. I can’t imagine the amount of food or drink Lauren has to consume that she would have to work out 2 hours a day in order to lose so little weight. If I did that I would have to borrow SH robotic arm.
laband is a tough surgery…..my friend was in the hospital 5 days her roomate cryed b/c she couldnt take liquids i can understand how gr8 losing weight feels but tell the whole story not jus that u lost weight
Off subject but my comcast is re-running the Manzo and McCain on Andy tonight….:-(
fyi megan is over weight but super hott!! its not about been thin
What is she going to do…if she puts the weight back on again???? Where do you go from, CUTTING open your body, if that doesn’t work? She’s a KID., and she’s playing with fire if you ask me. Leave your stomach alone!!!!!! Did you ever notice, that once a car engine, is ‘touched’ it never runs right again? If you ask me…she has an eating disorder., not a ‘fat’ problem. It’s sad to see someone say….Yes…I’ve allowed myself to even have more than soup!!! I’ve loosened the band a little……You may get skinny living off of soup…but…you sure won’t be healthy…that’s for sure. Who wants to be skinny and sick?
This is a great post and wonderful comments!
Once her and Vito have kids she will be ballooned out.
poor vito i wonder how he really feels….and his mom she cant like bratty fatty after all this. i even want vito to find a new normal nice grl
Lauren Manzo she’s a big fat disgusting mouth like her mother Caroline….
On sunday episode she called Teresa Giudice ”a piece of s..t”.Whats wrong with you fatzo Lauren?
Instead to call Teresa’s names find a JOB….you and your brothers…
Bravo is sick n’ tired to send you checks and cheks….just blast off Teresa?You are a LAZY piece of garbage…thats the word that your mommie used to call DANIELLE…and now her target is TERESA GIUDICE.
God will punish all of you for what you did to her …including ”HOWDY duty time clown CHRIS Manzo”,he blasted Joe Giudice ,he was so angry so crazy so ugly…GO AWAY MANZOs…you belong into a pig pen….