July 25, 2012 12:10 pm
The question was asked of SH readers: Which description of the Housewives is most accurate…
SH readers answered! The winner???
It’s Hagface LizardLipLickin’ “ManHands” KYLE RICHARDS!!!
“ManHands” Hagface LizardLipLickin’ Kyle Richards…
“BugEyes” Ramona Singer…
“AlienHands” Aviva Drescher
“AlienShapeShifter”Pam Dana Wilkey…
“BoatFeet” KooKooKelly Bensimon…
“HorseFace” Sheree Whitfield…
This SH poll came about after “AlienHands” Aviva Drescher took great offense at the description of her hands!
In fact, she whined to the “Hollywood Reporter” about her “AlienHands”! Poor Aviva!!
Aviva Drescher…
How the hell did Aviva EVER make it through law school?? On second thought… how the hell does Aviva make it through a day???
Just to alleviate Aviva’s fragile psyche and her paper-thin skin…
Aviva should know that she is NOT the only Housewife who has “AlienHands”!!
Nene Leakes… Holy crap!!! It’s “AlienHands” Nene!!! YIKES!!!
POLL RESULTS… THE WINNER WITH 54% OF VOTES: KYLE-EE!!
NOTE: There were MANY more Housewives who have very descriptive features who were NOT listed!
score one for me!
Lowers them all to a good reality check.Not all rich and beautiful.Got lots of flaws that botox and surgery can not fix.They are all plain Janes without hair extensions/fake eyelashes/fake nails/fake hair color/lip injections/heavy makeup/botox/rented/leased vehicles/mortaged/leased homes.Take away all that you have a regular person walking down the street. No smoke and mirrors or special lighting or camera angles/glamour shots.
Ramona and her bug eyes, terrible personality would have been my vote!
NeNe has to be number 2!
kathys frog eyes
Avivia,
Here’s your skin thickening joke of the week. I will start you off light with one you might have already hear a hunnert times already. More to come. Make sure you laugh.
Love,
Made
MP: PERFECT VIDEO!! Poor Aviva!!! Don’t forget, Aviva also said that she was doing the RHONY for all the little girls “who didn’t feel pretty” when they were growin’ up! Aviva’s a wack job! LOL!! TFC!! SH
Horse face can’t sing… Ya heard it here first.
Right Chucky?
Since there were no write-ins for Adrienne Maloof, can we assume BSL did not vote????
Who, you caught me. I’ve been offline A LOT. A NYE party takes a long time to plan, especially having canoes custom-built. Hope you’re doing well!
I cant wait to read all about this big shindig on your blog BSL. Sounds fancy.
It usually ends with someone in prison. Not mentioning any names.
Sure does! I hope a particular party guest has better travels this time. He a mess when he drinks!
Yes, he is. The kids in airports love throwing juice boxes and Goldfish crackers at him when he passes out, though.
So THAT explains the grape stains and cheese smell in my clothes!! Thanks for solving that mystery. BTW, bsl, I dreamt back then that I washed out the shirt I was wearing and spread it on a towel. When I woke up, it had written a book–”As I Lay Drying.”
OMG! Love it! “As I Lay Drying.” Best laugh all week! Love, love, love it. Thanks, Who!
Lol, what should her nickname be and don’t say Maloof hoof!
“Neanderthal” T. Guidice made me almost pee my pants…