July 24, 2012 5:15 pm NOTE: Was kicked offline for FIVE hours today! Even with generator/back up equipment, could NOT connect! Apologize for the delay!
Hi Sweethearts!
I’m so excited you got to see me and Joe at Brotherhood Winery formulating our Fabellini! You didn’t get to see it all, but we had such a great time that day. It’s been such a great adventure, and I’m so grateful that you all love it!
Yes, Joe and I were a little annoyed with each other, but on the way in the car we were arguing about my brother and how he upsets me. Joe is sick of seeing me hurt and was telling me to move on. It wasn’t pretty, but that’s real life. That’s being married for 12 years and dating since we were teenagers. We don’t sugar coat our marriage and pretend things are roses for the audience. I wish marriage and relationships were always perfect, but we agreed to show our lives on camera, and we’re showing it all. We don’t change for the camera, pretending to be crazy romantic or super supportive of each other all of sudden when people are watching. We’ve always supported each other and we always will, even if we don’t always say the perfect Hallmark thing.
Chris Laurita… BubbaJax’ hubbend…
Speaking of greeting card guys, how about that Chris Laurita? Who knew we had a new Housewife? I’ve known the guy for years and I’ve never heard him talk so much in my life! Of course I’m not loving what he has to say, especially since it’s behind our backs. First of all, I think you can see my husband doesn’t give a crap about other people’s personal lives, and he’s definitely not running around town talking about Chris. That’s just insane. Joe said something to Chris at a birthday party that ended up being quoted in a tabloid, and I warned Joe that Chris shouldn’t be trusted, but Joe just doesn’t care. He keeps being nice to people, he’ll stay friends with anyone. He just doesn’t have time for bullshit. You could see he wasn’t thrilled to be at the knitting circle clipping coupons and gossiping with the other husbands that night at Chris’ house, but he showed up to keep the peace. And I’m so proud of him for defending me.
It’s sad he has to defend me from my own family though. I have no idea why they’re so bitter and ugly toward us. It was never this way until they got on the show, and now they seem to be hashing out all this teenage angst or something. The fact is we’ve always supported and helped them and never asked for anything in return. I’m glad you all got to see who gave Joey and Richie their starts in real estate: my Joe did. My Joe has a huge heart and he loves to help people. He does it just because wants to, not because he has to or it makes him look good. I wish everyone else was half the man my Joe is.
Joe Gorga, Chris Laurita…
You’d think by now I’d be used to everyone on the show talking about me non-stop every single episode, but I’ll admit I was shocked by Caroline’s comment about my marriage. Not because I don’t expect her to say nasty things about me and to constantly judge of me — that’s what she does. To quote Audriana’s favorite movie right now, The Little Mermaid: “It’s what she lives for.” (Caroline does remind me of Ursula, come to think of it…) What shocked me is her hypocrisy.
I don’t usually read the other ladies blogs but my wonderful fans keep sending me pieces to show me how badly the other ladies lie and contradict themselves, so I thought I’d share a few of my favorite comments:
On May 6, Caroline wrote in her Bravo blog that me calling MY OWN brother in PRIVATE to talk about his marriage (like we’ve always done our whole lives) was “cruel and thoughtless,” and that talking about anyone’s marriage is a “line that should never be crossed.” Interesting. She should take her own advice. Maybe that she can’t is why she doesn’t have a talk show or write an advice column anymore… What Caroline said about me and Joe I think tells you all you need to know about who she is… (P.S. Read the rest of the Ursula song lyrics though. It’s too funny: “Poor unfortunate souls./In pain, in need./This one longing to be thinner./That one wants to get the girl./And do I help them? Yes, indeed.”)
Melissa’s blog last week was also hilarious. She actually wrote my girls were “mocking” her singing. Are you kidding me? Milania said you “stink,” just like she said Joe was an “old troll.” That’s not mocking your singing. We’ve all been so supportive of you, publicly and privately. Did you see the tour I gave of my beach house on Bravotv.com where all my girls are rocking out to Melissa’s music? I didn’t see her reading my cookbooks… I’ve only seen my family throw them in the trash actually…
I honestly do want to hear Melissa sing without a background track. NOTE: EVERYONE would love to hear Missy without auto tune!! And I’m sorry, not karaoke. She writes that she sings in front of the girls all the time, then that they’ve never heard her sing. Which is it? Melissa also wrote about me last week: “I never question her cooking and I NEVER would.” Except for all last season, right? She goes on to say: “That is her business and livelihood, what kind of person would I be if I tried to make people not believe in her?”
Which brings me to Kathy…
Kathy Wakile…
What in the world is she doing? I’m trying to figure out what would possess her to come to my book signing (Finally, by the way! I’ve been having them for two years right near her house… First thing she hosts though, and I’m there!) and suggest the recipes were her mother’s. First of all, you can tell she never read the book at all since she points out pizelle cookies which don’t even have a recipe in the book (I use store bought for a quick kid ice cream sandwich dessert). Then she keeps pointing to pictures and saying “my mom’s, my mom’s.” Who does that? I don’t know why she wants people to think our moms are related and somehow I’m using her mom’s recipes. Our mothers aren’t related by blood, they didn’t grow up together, and her mom didn’t even grow up with my dad, her brother. And no, we’ve never baked together. And yes, I can bake. Always have. I’m not trying to be the Cake Boss, but I think I can make a cupcake!
I’m also pretty sure my mom’s not the only Italian grandma with a cookie recipe, but my mom’s is the one I use. What makes Kathy keep picking at my cooking success though? Is she insecure because she obviously came on my show to launch a new baking career and she thinks people will think she’s stealing from me, so she puts it out there first? I don’t know. I just know that she’s calculated, she’s passive aggressive, and “nice” is NOT her middle name. If it was, she’d clear this up herself immediately, and she would have cleared it up on WWHL with Andy Cohen. And I’ve asked her to. She didn’t answer me back. I’ve told her I want to work with her, I support her, but all I see her doing is pushing bad rumors about me and letting her husband say evil things about me. I don’t know too many nice girls who do that…
I’m not sure I’ll ever be used to being under such a microscope, having every little thing I say or do blown up, and I wasn’t prepared for all the articles about a “feud” between me and Bethenny because I what I said on the show. Here’s my response: I was not in any way slamming the SkinnyGirl brand! Bethenny did an amazing job building her brand from Bethenny Bakes to SkinnyGirl, and I’ve always supported her and all the other Housewives with their businesses.
I was talking about how I picked the taste for the formulation of my Fabellini, and mentioned that I don’t like things that taste “diet-y.” I don’t even drink diet soda. Obviously lots of people love it, but it’s just not my thing. I’ve always been the opposite of Bethenny in that way — she cooks with tofu, I’m not that girl. I’m lucky that I was raised with authentic Italian food that’s naturally healthy, and that’s what I share with people in my cookbooks. (If they’re out in your book store, they’re still on Amazon .)
It’s the same with drinks: Bethenny will take something with a million calories, like a margarita, and tell you how to change it to make it have less calories, but it’s not going to taste like a regular full-calorie margarita. My drink of choice has always been the bellini, which is just sparkling wine and fruit nectar. It’s naturally low in calories so you don’t have to do anything to it or change the taste. You saw me drinking bellinis on the show before Bethenny ever did alcohol, when she was making her all-natural cookies. But bellinis are hard to find, and everyone kept asking me how to make them, so I decided to come out with my own: Fabellini!
I have nothing but love for the other Housewives and their products. Nothing but love. Even though they all don’t have that for me, I want them all to be successful and happy! Every last one of them! I’ve publicly supported and congratulated them all, but just to make sure, please buy/support/visit: Bethenny’s SkinnyGirl everything; Ramona’s wines and jewelry; Jill’s home collection; Kandi’s music; Kim’s wigs; Lisa’s skincare line and restaurants; Adrienne’s shoes; Vicki and Tamra’s Wines by Wives club; Alexis’ dresses, Gretchen’s cosmetics; the Manzos sauce and water; Jacqueline’s acne cream; Kathy’s drink; the shapewear by Heather, Bethenny, and Jill; the books by Bethenny, Jill, LuAnn, Alex, Kelly, NeNe, Lisa and Kyle; the other television shows of NeNe, Kim, Kandi, Dina, and Bethenny; and of course, the songs by Kandi, Kim, Gretchen, LuAnn, Sheree, Simon, Michaele, Melissa, Lisa, Miss Lawrence, and what the heck, even Danielle! Did I miss anyone? If I did, tweet me and let me know @Teresa_Giudice.
Finally, for the millionth time, I don’t talk to the tabloids or sell stories about myself or anyone else. I think Caroline and co. think if they say it enough times it will be true, but it’s odd that the stories are always about me, not them… I do give interviews to certain magazines though, just like Bethenny’s on the cover of People this week with the headline “How I Saved My Marriage.” I’m sure she doesn’t love that headline, but she doesn’t get to write it, she only gets to answer their questions, and that’s her talking to her fan base through the press, not selling her own stories to the tabloids. If anyone could explain this to the people on my show, I will be forever grateful!
Love, love, love you all! Visit my website for information about my books, my Fabellini, and my new hair care line Milania!
Tanti Baci,
And for Chris to say no one should be in his financial business, but he and his wife love to talk about Tre’s is laughable. Bankruptcy in bankruptcy, no matter how you slice it.
Chris, Albie. Chrittifur, Creepy Richie, Fidget have more airtime then the HWs. WThell is going on!! You know damn well that if it were just Chuckie, Froggie, BubbaJax and the stripper, they don’t stand a chance against Tree
I know! What is going on w/ NJ being more about the men then the actual housewives? It’s really odd.
HH, the women can’t hold a candle to Tree, so the men have to do all the bashing. It’s sick. You’re right, only in NJ do the men gossip, bash and get involved with the women like this.
Well that is not strictly the case. I am thinking of Terry, Slade, Simon B, Donn, Mario, Simon VK, and I am sure there are more but I only really watch OC, NY and NJ. I do agree that theNJ husbands’ meeting to gossip about the Giudices was extraordinary.
Chris needs to spend less time gossiping with his lush of a wife and more time finding an actual steady career. What is all this crap with starting “businesses” here and there, ripping people off, and using creative financing to buy your Mcmansion? When did men stop aspiring to become policemen, bricklayers, doctors, lawyers, electricians, etc., and start just being second rate grifters and wheeler dealers?
Chris is not alone on the Signature Apparel bankruptcy – his two brothers Joseph and Anthony are named by the bankruptcy trustee for the conversion of funds. Danielle Staub said the DonCaro’s daddy did time and left his wife with 11 children to take care of. Don’t know the details but Danielle probably does. As the saying goes, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
love me some Teresa, I hope she continues to do well. No matter what the haters say, when the shit went downhill in her life and in the public she WENT TO WORK and kept on going. Gotta respect that. Juicy is slowly growing on me too, he seemed like the only MAN at the table that night and I’ve read other comments where Caro/Melissa and Kathy all don’t bad mouth Juicy which I never noticed, guess they don’t want to mess with his ass setting them straight. He doesn’t give a S*(! and will tell it like it is, lmao! Also, I was not a Tre fan at all for the first 2 seasons, wasn’t unti the 4 bitches started trying to gangbang her that I switched.
I would never let everybody gangbang you…
haha! i guess I should have used a different word huh?
I don’t blame Juiicy Joe for yelling at Tre when she is talking about her brother and MeGo. Enough is enough. Joe knows it can’t be fixed and Tre has to stop trying to fix the unfixable. Joe gave Tre great advice when she told him about the fight with Jax – Joe said get a new friend. Jax is weak and did what DonCaro told her to do. And Joe was right about DonCaro – she is boring.
Ursula!!! I got a few laughs of her blog. The comment about Chris being a new housewife and Ursula are hilarious. And I love how she lists every single business venture each housewife has started since they came onto the show. Puts it into perspective. The only thing I don’t like is that Gia DID mock Melissa’s singing. But seriously, she shouldn’t have to defend her children. They’re just that: children.
Her support of Danielle is really going to cause even more daggers to be thrown at her!! HOW DARE SHE… “Jacqueline’s acne cream” sounds like shade, but it is what it is! She forgot Shana’s book, though.
Danielle is irrelevant…. hehehe.
i laughed at “Jacquelines Acne Cream” omg i love teresa
Sorry SH, i actually think Ursula is more fitting then Chuckie….
Dina said it best “the show used to be about our lives, now the lives are about the show”. I am nauseated with how transparent everyone is with their ‘businesses’ hoping to cash in and duplicate Teresa’s success. I am grossed out by it. I can’t even look at Melissa, Kathy, Jac and Caroline anymore. Keep Tre and ditch the rest, bring in fresh housewives to restore the show to be about over-the-top Jersey lifestyles.
Do you think it would stick in Chuckie’s craw if we started calling her Ursula since Teresa came up with that? If so, let’s do it.
Yes, it would annoy Caroline because, as I recall, Ursula was not a size 4 as, Caroline has informed us, is she.
I agree, I think Chuckie the doll was at least cute at some point in his life.
I know, right! She left off Trayliar the Grifting Grifter Armstrong! Can’t help but wonder if it was intentional due to pretty much everyone’s distaste for that beast!
I love this site. I really don’t hate any of the ladies, but I hate the fact that they have made a once enjoyable show really hard to watch because of complete hypocrisies.
What Caroline does not realize is that she has hurt her credibility as someone who “tells it like it is” when she has not acknowledged how hurtful Teresa’s family has been to her. She continues to call out Teresa for every miniscule thing she does, while completely ignoring every hurtful comment Teresa’s family has made about her. And nobody has called them out for how they came on the show, not that I expect Bravo to allow them to address that on the show.
I am also SOOOO SICK of Jacqueline saying that Teresa only likes “soldiers” who are on her “army,” when she is the one that only allows people to follow her on Twitter if they do nothing but praise her. If you look at my twitter you will see that I have said nothing hurtful about any of the cast members and I call out anyone’s b.s. as I see it, but for some reason I was blocked by Jac. Ok with me, but who wants the army of followers, you or Teresa?
I loved Teresa’s blog…especially her comments about her real marriage..so true. Caroline a/k/a Chuck’s phony lovey dovey crap with Big Al is so bizarre..everybody knows he can’t stand her. Tree’s Ursula references were hilarious and spot on..
This was her best blog so far!!
Yep, thanks to her ghost writer. I liked it, but too many big words for Teresa to have done it herself. Remember SH says she can’t put two sentences together.
As Lainie said, “the gloves are off”……+ it’s about time!! Now if Tre could just get that ghost writer and a few PR pros to start coaching her for the reunion. After 5 seasons-am expecting zingers to fly from that coach and less stammering.
ITA! She’s got a great sense of humor, when she lets herself go! Loved it.
So phony I hate that. I can’t even look at them when they are together. I know a lot of people In my town who acted all lovey dovey like that then got divorced. If you are together 20-30 years most do not act like that. You are not over the top affectionate. The 3 couples that I know who were like that are now divorced and everyone was shocked. The fact that Al admits he stays in that apt in the Brownstone says it all.
And Big Al didn’t go to the wedding in Chicago. That’s his brother-in-law!!!!! For 28 years!!!!
I’m sorry, but I don’t get the Ursula reference. Who is Ursula???
The Sea Witch from Disney’s “The Little MermId”. Evil doer, nasty octopus who wants to rule the sea kingdom.
I thought I might be wrong judging Caroline so harshly, because I don’t like her, but after I saw what she said about Joe & Tre..I’m so done with her. That is the worst, I cannot believe the things she said..damn after all the preaching about staying out of it….at least Tre is honest. And Joe, God help me if my husband ever gets on TV..I’d die of embarrasment, seriously, and he is a really nice guy. He just says whatever..a lot!!
That was funny! Love her putting Jac/Chris on blast. All of a sudden Chris found his voice…..ahem I’m sure a Bravo check had a little to do with it. Jac’s acne cream, LMAO, Shade..
Just when I thought that Jogo and Ritchie were the biggest p*ssies on the show for constantly berating a woman – here comes along Chris Laurita – the newly crowned King of P*ssies! This guy can’t get enough camera time – we saw him more than Jax this last episode. Every word out of this guys mouth is a swipe at Tre. Looks like Chris has happily joined the back-stabbing bitches just to advance his own business.
Chris Laurita – you are pathetic. Be a real man and promote your product on your own laurels and not Tre’s coattails. I WOULD ENCOURAGE PEOPLE NOT TO BUY ANY OF HIS PRODUCTS! Same for the Manzo’s products! Spread the word and boycott all their products!!!!
Bhahahahaaaa they are all pussies, can’t stand gossipy men bleeeeeeech! And Teresa saying they don’t sugar coat their marriage and pretend to be crazy romantic was a dig at the Gorgas and I loved it! Sex everyday? Bullshit Melissa, bullshit
No kidding it’s bs! She’s an ice cold bia… Also JoGo wouldn’t be acting like a horny 13 yro if he was getting it on the reg.
When you have it you don’t flaunt it. If joe gorga really had respect for women he wouldn’t treat his wife like she’s been rode hard and put away!
Wet.. Oops
Joe Gorga would be hanging around gay guys either.
I know, I actually laughed when reading that part of her blog.The Gorga’s are fake and phonies and Tre called them out along with Chris the new housewife! LOL
I wouldn’t buy Manzo products anyways…Black water doesn’t look thirst quenching or refreshing, bottled brownstone sauce sounds bleeech, and if I lived in NJ I would never have my make up done by a fat ugly girl who badmouths mommy’s friends behind their backs
And calls NJ women whores!
And is lazy. When Jax and Lauren had lunch and met with the vendors, Lauren admits she hated to read and Jax knew everything about everything. Jax is groomed, lost her baby weight and keeps her hair and makeup very nice. Laure is a slob (like Mommy Dearest).
He really is the biggest yenta on the entire show.
I wouldn’t even if I didn’t hate their guts.
Loved Teresa finally taking the gloves off. Adored the Ursula comparison for Caroline and how she threw her “marriage gossip ,very bad” words back in her ugly old sea hag face. Then she went on to pummell Kathy and Melissa, good times. She seemed to be the maddest at Chris Laurita, maybe because she had always thought of him as a really good friend to Joe, and he sure did trash him before he got there. Loved calling him the new housewife, lol.
She’s finally realizing that they are trying everything to take her down, and know she is fighting back.
You mean Christine Laurita (good friends with Josephine Gorga). Christine is getting so fat and bloated – does she/he have man boobs now?
“We don’t change for the camera, pretending to be crazy romantic or super supportive of each other all of sudden when people are watching.” LOL!!!!!!
Joe Whorga is so friggin’ fake the way he is always pawing that skank whore wife of his. When she brought him that wine wearing a red bathing suit and he acted like he couldn’t control his passion. Really? Really? The tramp walks around half nekkid all the time. You would think he would get used to it.
Bahahaha skank whore wife
He is so disgusting. Let me just say, my boyfriend loves me in every color, and he doesn’t treat me like a sex object. A man should love a woman naturally, and not treat her like she’s only good for sex. I don’t find anything natural about their marriage. Quite frankly, I don’t find anything about them to be natural.
Yes. Behind Closed Doors says it all. Oldie but goodie.
At least not in front of everyone!!! Who the hell wants to see him slobbering all over his wife! NOT me! He is gross. I bet they sleep in separate bedrooms and it is all an act.
It’s like icky peeps making out on the high school bus on the way home from the class trip.
If, God forbid, Joe Whorga whips out Tarzan and it’s caught on camera, I think I’ll turn to stone! I got freaked out last week when they showed him undoing his belt!
No worries, unless u have a magnifying glass, it’s not visible to the human eye
LOL!
I bet MeGo has to use a pair of tweezers and a straw to give him a BJ.
Not sure if your being sarcastic, but I hope so. Love her spunk and love her work ethic, but she’s still in denial about her and Juicy’s problems. The whole reason she has to hustle is cuz she and Juicy WAY over spent money that they didn’t have. And she’s in BIG denial about Juicy’s problems. She says, “We don’t sugar coat our marriage and pretend things are roses for the audience”. I think she tries to pretend it’s all roses (that fake renewal of vows ) but she can’t muzzle Juicy. Every time she tries talk to him about her concerns he shuts her up by dismissing what she has to say. He talks crap in front of his daughters. Makes an ass of himself when he gets drunk. He may go to jail (again!) for thinking he’s above the law. I think defending Tre is the LEAST he can and should do, so let’s not mistake him for a good guy cuz in ain’t.
How do you know he ain’t a good guy. HE WAS THE ONE TAKING CARE OF THEM…Teresa was not working. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT FROM HIM. I know men like Joe who works their asses off to take care of family, and couldn’t give a flying PHUCK on what people have to say…so WHAT he claim bankruptcy…many people do it, and use the system. I would like to quote the tweet that Rhianna sent to celeb buzz, BECAUSE IT SEEMS APPROPRIATE FOR YOU…but i think it would be better if you google it.
I agree w/OC Woman…while we don’t know everything …Juicy’s character hasn’t been above reproach. Brother’s license; hit and run….problems w/business partner…
Theres no perfect husbands or perfect wives…Everyone has good qualities and flaws. Joe Giudice seems abusive…he also seems to be generous..Teresa probably admires his generosity (very rare virtue nowadays) and accept his abusive behaviour in order to stay married to him. She probably thinks he has more virtues than flaws and that works for her.
I don’t agree with all of Joe Guidice’s comments and/or actions, but I dont see him as a bad person… I see him as an old school man who was brought up to not show much emotion. Probably Teresa’s dad was raised the same way and treats his wife the same…
So what you see as unnaceptable, Teresa sees as normal…and some things you might see as normal she would considerer unacceptable.
IA cacao, Also when Juicy wiped tears away while watching Gia dance showed he is not as tough as he acts : )
Read my comment below. It actually should have been posted here,
Well don’t know what I’m doing wrong but my comments aren’t being placed where I want them. Sorry!
I applaud Teresa with a standing ovation!!! She has put up with the most disgusting jealous castmates for two seasons now. I felt terrible for her at the last reunion and fear that the next one will be the more of the same. The rest of the cast (male housewives included) are riddled with envy. Caroline makes a total and complete fool of herself in her headshots. I thought it was disgraceful that she made reference to Joe Giudice “going somewhere”. We all know what she meant. How does she think that makes his daughters feel? She should be ashamed of herself. She is a horrible, horrible woman. Be careful Caroline…..karma is a bitch!
Well, her brother might be “going somewhere” behind bleeding out his Signature Apparel company. Where will her nasty evil smirk be then?
By “her”, I mean Caroclown of course.
Well her bro may be “going somewhere” so she should keep her big mouth shut.
Message to DonCaro: Is Danielle Staub correct when she said your daddy (Joseph Laurita, Sr.) went to prison? What crime was he found guilty of? How many years did he serve?
Wow. Just found this site after googling Kathy’s desserts. Read other “HW” sites too.
This site, this site owner, is … a future Pulitzer prize winner if/when Pulitzer decides to acknowledge the internet! Night and day difference between Stoopid Housewives .. and everyone else!
Still blown away. Forgive me!
Don’t tell Kathy because we want her to fail, but the stupid f**ing name she gave her dessert line is so ridiculous and impossible to memorize, that the name alone would make any pastry owner say, I ain’t ordering that sh*t because the bi**ch didn’t have the courtesy to give it a pronounceable name. It’s a great name Kathy!!! Love it! Just like the slogan, “It’s not water, it’s BLK!” So great to know that that black shit that I wasn’t going to buy anyway isn’t water. I had my suspicions, but since they admit it isn’t water, who am I to argue?
By the way, your wallpaper from Mrs. Douche-blow confirms my opinion that she is a raving bitch.
gessie: DO-BRO did not care one whit for my honest opinion of her RADIO gig! SH don’t stoop to the level of name-calling, which Mrs. DO-BRO did! Yeah… she’s so classy! FYI: She probably didn’t like the comparison of Quagmire to her husband! LOL!!! TFC!! SH
I humbly salute you for taking her on!
now we have confirmation that the Joker is a bitch. And she has the nerve to call Alexis phony. Harrumph!
I agree 100% SH is the best
The HW’s either all succeed because of the show or they all fail.Like they are one united group.If the shoe was on the other foot and they were dong good and Tre was only making $$ from the show it would be ok in their minds.How much does Bravo pay the house husbands for an appearance fee? Do they get more if they are a talking head like Chris?
Mama Said Knock You Out…..Yes Finally the gloves are off.. Im gonn need her to have this same Steam at the Reunion show… Tree comparing Chuckie to Ursula Funny… Oh an FYI ion like Skinny Girl either, but I digress, anywayyyy Chris is too involved in the show the mere fact that he came out his mouth saying Teresa is only one that think she can make money proves it… He’s just made his wife not a hustler like Tree Haters are confused admires ya kno.. Tree said that was the first book signing Kathy had ever been to since she started doing cookbooks Wow Kathy Ur Uber supportive… Yea right!! I have yet to take the plunge, but I am around my married sister all the time and by no means is its all peaches and roses trust, my BIL have that unfiltered mouth like Juicy just says whatever, but I know he loves her so I can identify w/the what Tree is saying about her marriage… Love the Blog!!
lol….love it…Momma said know you out….
Good One. She knocking dem hoe’s DOWN!
I agree with Anna Mae! Nice comment…
Thx
Gotta hand it to Tre…her per person blog was from the heart and point on…tho I agree that someone else is doing the writing. IMO one of the obvious unscripted scenes was @ the baptism brawl when Kathy tells Tre she rescued Tre’s unattended child &Tre’s face expression was of disbelief .. “you’re going to go there?”. Tre runs and tells her mom who admonishes Kathy. Tre’s family joining the show was disrespectful to her. Feel sorry for her on that score.
LOVED Trees blog! I hope the rest of her blogs are just as good.
I honestly can’t believe they let her post it. *grabs popcorn*
…as for Dumpy Don Caro’s “un-provoked” comment regarding Tre and Juicy’s impending divorce – where did she get this from?? Tre has never given any indication that she would ever leave Joe. She has known about the possibility about his going away and she’s never mentioned a divorce. She loves her daughters too much to do that to them and her in-laws are tight with her parents.
Is Dumpy Don trying to get back at Tre for her comments to JoGo about Melissa? I guess that makes Caro a first-rate hypocrite and meddler. Stay out of people’s business Caro! If you can’t take your own advice, why would anyone else take it?? Tre is right – you are to blame for your own career failure.
Ok, I couldn’t find an article about Heather Dubrow so I was forced to go to a thread that featured the NJ Bozos….
My question… WTH Heather Dubrow?! I was on the fence about her anyway, but now I point blank do NOT like her. With her Joker face, maybe SHE would’ve been more successful in radio. Pretentious snot!
Oh and that ‘she ate my bow’ face was disturbing!
Her husband’s “bow” face was even worse! Can you imagine having to look at the face while having sex with him??? eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwe!!!! I just made myself throw up in my mouth!! YUCK! YUCK! YUCK!
You mean Quagmeyer? gigdy gigidy
I can’t wait until the details of his salacious affairs come out. I bet he’s a dom because it’s obvious that Heather wears the pants. He probably gets off to causing pain on others and that’s why he’s so drawn to TP Tam. It’s probably why he’s a surgeon!
Wait, if the Grinch wears the pants wouldn’t he be a sub? Affairs? What affairs? TELL!!
Which is exactly why he would switch to dom with his side pieces! I thought one cheats because they are missing something at home. Terry misses his balls!
About the affairs, I’ve just heard the rumors here on SH. He has some kinks, I know it. His brother was a drug -addled rock star. I know Terry has a darker side that goes beyond being a petty gossip.
WOOHOO, thanks for 411
Stlr: OH! Mrs. DO-BRO started a bit of a twitter war with SH… stooped to MORE name-calling! When she saw she was losing, she started the “life is too short to fight” BS! If anyone wishes, SH never deletes anything on twitter… it’s all there! TFC!! SH
Scooting over to Twitter! I’m telling you, she’ll out-Zarin old Jill if given another season.
I’ll go out and read it today. What a stoopid woman she is
She ate my bow. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
I think the REAL Heather Dubrow is now revealing herself.
I can’t believe I’m typing this. I didn’t like what she did to Danielle, but now I know that it was probably Caro’s doing. Anywho. You go Tre! If your drink is under $10, I will buy a bottle and cheers to you. It will be my first Housewife purchase. I was just at the wine store today looking for something bubbly but nothing appealed to me. Peach sounds tasty, but don’t be offended when I add some real peach nectar from Trader Joe’s. The label needs some work, but I’m sure the stuff will good. Best of luck to you and keep slaying these heuxs!
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All I gotta say is Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…………. !
I’m in love! I just tried this yesterday, cuz it was on sale for $bucks at BigLots. It’s very, very bubbly, with a dry hint of Raspberry. …Love to your heart ♥
Try it, and tells meh what you think! ; D
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Pompano you been sampling that Arbor Mist you speak of?
Arbor mist is no better then a wine cooler. It would take BOTTLES to get a buzz on.
Friends in NJ telling me Tree’s drink tastes like the Arbor Mist Sparkle line????????
I love T’s ghostwriter
Just as a fashion tip: Someone with big thighs/legs (Teresa, Kathy……) shouldn’t be sporting h
oops–high heels with ankle straps. WRONG LOOK——————it cuts off the leg and makes it look more stumpy. Don’t these people have fashion consultants????????????????
I personally think Tre looks amazing. As a matter of fact, when I was reading this blog, my husband happened to walk by and he stopped and said “wow, who is that? she is hot.” He was referring to the image of Tre in the red dress holding her Fabalini. Froggy, on the other hand, always looks disgusting.
hh: Good makeup + she *is* attractive but her legs are way too thick to carry off those shoes. An open shoe would make her legs look longer and more appealing. I don’t know why they put the HWs in those Betty Rubble 1 armed TIGHT dresses with strappy shoes. Wrong look!!!!!!
Hey! It was Wilma Flintstone who rocked those one shouldered dresses!
Haha! You’re right–Wilma did rock the one-shoulder animal skin. Betty didn’t too??
No. Betty had sleeveless with a necklace holding the front of her dress up.
Ahh, you are right! It’s been a while since I’ve seen the show!!
Hmm, I surely don’t see Tre’s legs as thick, they are toned but not thick. However, she isn’t Brandy, who’s legs go one for days, but I think her body is rockin’. I will agree with you on the official housewife uniform, the one shoulder cocktail dress. I would understand having maybe one shirt or dress in that design but all of them have a closet full of that look.
I think its hit or miss when it comes to Tre looking nice I did like the red off the shoulder dress
I’m sure the Ursula reference came from Milania. While laying on the couch spitting olive pits at Gia’s head and screaming at Audrianna to get her a juice box, she blurts out “hey ma, you know that clown you film with looks just like this broad Ursula”. Love that kid!!!
Chris says that he heard around that Joe was talking about him. So he never heard it himself. Just going by what he was told. He’s been brainwashed by the rest.
Chris heard it “around” from his idiot wife and moron sister.
Exactly, the more this goes on the more I believe Kim G. Is behind this. I keep thinking about Jacque.would go to her house sit there while she would talk crap about Teresa and how Kim G. Tried to (believe she still is) hook up with Melissa. Now that none are speaking to Teresa I believe Kim G. And Jacque are sitting around spewing hate and spreading shit about Teresa.
I can’t see Joe going out around town to gossip about Chris when he has so much going on in his life. Why would anyone listen to him talk about Chris when the first thing I would ask Joe is “So when is your next court appearance?”
precisely.
I think a lot of people in Franklin Lakes are talking about the Lauritas. The bankruptcy is a PUBLIC RECORD!!!! How about having a Bentley in the garage when you are accused of ripping off creditors of your company because you bought fancy smancy cars, trips, etc. with the money that should have been paid to them? Talk about bringing attention to yourself.
They are not doing anything the Guidices didn’t do when t comes to flaunting what they have around town while being broke and not paying what they owe prior to their bankruptcy Just saying Its no different.
I bet the gossip is/was flying about both families
Oh And FYI Tree… Kim Zolciak does not have a wig line, just a personal stash…
Oh, I thought she had endorsed a line of wigs through Pop wigs? Or did that not go through?
I stand corrected.. looked up the Pop Wigs site Kim does endorse a brand of wigs on their line…
You know the Circus is in town when Tree & Juicy are making the most sense. They are the only ones telling a version of the truth here. That makes them easily appear way ahead of the lyin’ Pack-O-Thieves. Not really rocket science. Lyin’ is hard work. Most people can’t pull it off indefinitely.
Hi guys, does anyone know how many episodes of RHONJ are left till the reunion??
I’m tired of it… Just want to watch the fashion show and reunion. Can’t stand much else.
I’m hoping it will be a Tre redemption reunion
Good blog, Tre, bring it at the reunion!
This was one of the most overproduced episodes I’ve ever seen! I think Chris called a summit/knitting circle for one reason—-so people wouldn’t talk about his financial situation. These men have been trash talking Joe and Tre all season and I think Chris was like, hey they might be smart/dumb enough to start talking about me on camera. This men-around-the-table-scene was so boring because all the men were sober…just sayin’. And leading up to it? OMG it reminded me of the big matriarch table meeting between Caroline and Danielle at the end of Season 2. The best part was discovering that Jaqueline does laundry. Or at least she folds towels.
LMAO @ Jackowhine folding towels. She takes the towel out of the dryer and says, “It’s still wet.” Then she proceeds to fold the damn towel. Uh, Jackowhine, if the towel is still wet, put back in the dryer until it is dry. Can you imagine drying off with a towel that had been folded and put away while it was still wet? I bet her family smells like mildew.
Yeah – why not open up the dryer and put it in for 10 minutes? Too much Baileys and not enough dryer!!! Or was Jax afraid of “getting dried out herself?” Funny.
LOL
StoopidHousewives has gotten the real stories out there. Tre: Get ready to kick a** at the reunion.
Love: Which is probably why @BravoAndy “unfollowed” SH!! LOL!!! TFC!! SH
I’d bet anything that’s why! Love this site!
I was wondering where Jac and Chris’s sons, C.J and Nicholas, have been all season? Hmmm. That’s why the laundry room scene was so strange….I mean where are her kids clothes?
Tre’s brief dance moves were better than melissas choreographed routines
Wait…Mandy & Co. was following SH?! Poor thing must be trying’ to keep up w/storyline vs. reality. This Site is WAY ahead of the game on so many levels though. It really does make sense that he would follow. He prolly still is…just under a different name me thinks.
SDH: Not only followed, but engaged via twitter. This was the last tweet from MissAndy: http://stoopidhousewives.com/2012/07/20/sh-hit-and-run-friday-bravo-primetime-emmy-nominated-no-noms-for-wwhl-or-housewives/ TFC!!! SH
Are we still waiting for Wacko Jacko’s blog?
Maybe it will be Creeper Chris’ blog this time since he’s officially classified as a “housewive” now.
Poor Poor abused and Misunderstood Teresa How does she wake up and face the day convinced she is so innocent and pure . At least she saves on air freshener since she don’t think her syte stinks
All this time that CaroClown was scolding Teresa on TV about getting involved in Joe and Melissa’s marriage, and she made a terrible comment ON TV about Teresa’s!
And I don’t think for one minute that Caro hasn’t meddled in her brother Chris Laurita and Jacqueline’s marriage! Just look at the guy! He looks incredibly miserable! On top of the bankruptcy thing, he has had to deal with a drunken immature wife and a meddling bulldog of a sister.
And because of the show he has to hang with Creepy Richie and the umpa lumpa. U know that Chris is saying “did I do to deserve this?”
Antonella creepy Richie makes me ill, He needs that tampon he asked for his cut off balls shoved into his mouth to shut him up.
I totally agree. I can’t stomach him at all. I am convinced he is the reason that froggie’s brothers don’t come around. He thinks he’s a barrel of laughs. Juicy points out he was pumping gas when he met him and he responds, yeah well u were flipping pizzas 6 months ago. What does that have to do with Juicy pointing out that he gave him ideas to get him out of gas pumping? I want to see the unedited version of that sit down.
Caroline did get involved in Chris and Jax marriage that is the reason Jax punched her in the face….LOL
I wish Tree would knock Chuckie out!
I thought Siblings are suppose to look out for each other or is it when the Manzo/lauritas do it its meddling, But when Tre butts into her brothers marriage is being Loyal I get so confused sometimes..
Let me try to un confuse you. Tree told her brother in private. On the other hand, Chuckie decided to tell BubbaJax directly and caused a confrontation. We will never know all the everyday interference that Chuckie discusses with Chris, because according to Chuckie, she won’t put her family on display (she likes tormenting the Gorga/Giudice family instead). There, are you un confused now.
Meddling is meddling whether or not its on Camera its not loyality for the ones you like and Meddling for the ones you dont.
Lisa….i usually dont try to start stuff on the site…but I would like to hear your answer to my question below…
You must not have married siblings. So if you knew ur sil was cheating on your brother, u would say nothing? Seriously? Hard to believe, but hey to each their own. I guess since Chuckie does it as a matter of right, she should at least keep her damn mouth shut when others follow her lead.
actually I have 2 married siblings or did my sister passed on. I was young when my sibling were married my nephews are my age. I am a butt out of my marriage type of person my mom was overbearing and butted in all the time to my siblings marriages so maybe that why i am more of a mind your own business person. My point is meddling is meddling and loyality is loyality
Sorry to hear. I don’t understand your answer but I guess I consider warning my brother that his wife is a hoe bag being loyal. One man’s hoe is another man’s wife.
I wasnt clear..bad day. If Teresa warning her brother is a sibling being loyal then its the same for Caroline if she butts into her brothers marriage I guess it would also depend on what she was butting in about to.
Caroline is the one who criticized Tree for disusing Mego with Joe …..but yet she got punched in the face for her meddling…my point is Chuckie is a hypocrite !
Agreed
Caroline [Ms. I have no time for drama] Manzo talks out of both sides of her mouth so often it makes muh head spin. With all of her crap about no drama/ putting lid of pot on Gorga/ Guidice family problems- Is anyone buyin anything she says anymore? It’s so pathetic that all season she keeps saying to Kathy and Melissa things like “I don’t want my problems with Teresa to hinder your progress with her” and “I am going to bow out so y’all can make amends” but we already saw at S3 Reunion her calling Teresa out for calling Melissa a horse face (ahahahahahahahaha!) and spilling other things that Tree may have said about her SIL. And as we all know, the reunion was taped after this season so she just kept getting nastier and more vile as the months went on. Yup, way to stay out of the drama.
Didn’t Chuckie claim at the Reunion that Teresa told her that she would didn’t want to make up with her brother? Who believes that? We are almost done with Season 4 and Teresa already knows what a POS Chuckie is, so when exactly did the alleged conversation take place. LIAR LIAR BIG GIRL PANTIES ON FIRE
I think both of them along with Melissa do want to make things better but its isnt happening whose fault is it..all of them they are like brick walls
Here’s the million dollar difference. . . the stripper made it a story line for the entire viewing audience. Whether they had problems before, it was a private family matter. Since it was the only way the stripper could get on the show, she exploited it and is damn thrilled that she was able to embarrass not only Teresa, but her in laws and her husband when she says in her TH, he’s not gay, is he? POS
I’m totally team Teresa here. & I like Kathy BUT I have to agree with Tree. All Italian Moms have ALL these recipes. Kathy so obviously didn’t really look through her cousin’s book. Why can’t Kathy just do her own thing & let Teresa do her thing & be happy for each other. I think Kathy doing the “oh yeah & my Mom’s cookies” thing was whack & rude.
Not for nothin, I ordered Teresa’s Faballini in Rasberry & it IS amazing. Also, when I emailed her on her site & also on Twitter she responded to me, nicely. I did that on Kathy’s site & haven’t gotten one response not even an auto response NUTTIN. I am starting to think Kath is a big phoney. Her husband is smart & funny her kids are lovely but I think Kathy is just not a honest & “positive vibey” as she wants everyone to think. The Manzo/Laurita Clan are 10x worse & I will jump for joy the day they leave the show for good!!! Fat, clownlike looking, brainless boring people. Stoonads!!
Kathy’s husband is smart and funny? Eeeeeew! He makes my skin crawl. Everything that comes out of his mouth is perverted or a slam on Teresa. He is a freakin’ douche bag. I don’t think a lot of her kids, either. Joseph is a real tool on twitter, calling Teresa evil and stuff. I can’t stand any of the Wackiles. I wish those nasty @ss troglodytes would disappear.
Say what? “her husband is smart and funny”???? Creeper Rich is far from smart and funny, he’s obnoxious and disgusting.
Kathie may be baking for The Brownstone. One way for Ursula to keep Kathie on her side. On their website their is a summer menu that lists “Kathie’s Key Lime Pie”. This takes the cake if its true. Anyway you can find out SH?
I have a question for ALL the TREE HATERS….
Name ONE episode this season where Tre started the drama at a party, family function or the like.
Summer Solstice Party Jackstabber the Jackoholic started that
The end of school cook out—- the Figet ( i hope im spelling it right) started that
The Backyard Ambush- The dynamic duo started it Wacko Jacko and Chubbie Chuckie
Outside of the Therapists office- The Figet started it.
Field Day…once again the dynamic duo Droopy Jawls Manzoid and BubbaJax
Melissa’s party….Once again JaxAss
The book signing- Katty Kathy
Kathy’s tasting – OK…Tre came on the defense AFTER Katty took those cheap shots at her…and Tre brought back-up. But JaxAss stepped in to become the victim…oh i love tree oh im hurting…bitch tell that to the bottom of your baily’s bottle.
The Drama is centered around Tre…but i have not seen her start any yet…so how is the she problem again?
Great points even the men have nothing if they aren’t attacking Tree or plotting a attack.
Good question Meadow. Ill be honest I do not like her I find her loud and obnioxous and personally not my cup of tea I would never be friends with someone like her. Has she started fight its a matter of opinion do i think she is part of the problem Yes I do is she the starter of all the fight of course not, but she isnt miss Inoocent either None of them are they are all to blame
they are all at fault.
Im sorry but I dont have it in me to explain further
The all are at fault Lisa…and she is delusional if she thinks she is not a part of the problem….
I think she feels that because she reacts to their crap, it makes her right…and justified in her behavior…just my opinion.
Yea I can see that side to. She left a bad taste in my mouth from season 1 and the Daniellegate IMo she just hasnt changed Much. But yeah i can admit she is provoked at times