July 24, 2012 1:15 pm
Remember this cover of UsWeekly??? It was published May 16, 2012.
A “SOURCE” told USWeekly the following…
It’s no secret that Teresa Giudice is having her fair share of trouble right now between her cast mate battles and her husband, Joe Giudice, facing possible incarceration. But it sounds like she does have some secret (well, not anymore) plans for her next steps should Joe get locked up for trying to fraudulently obtain a license.
Joe was indicted for allegedly using his brother’s birth certificate to get a driver’s license (his own was suspended because of his DUI conviction) — a charge that could get him 10 years behind bars.
Sources tell USWeekly that if Joe goes to jail Teresa intends to land a Real Housewives of New Jersey spinoff show and write a memoir about her life as a single mom to daughters Gia, 11,Gabriella, 6, Milania, 5, and Audriana, 2.
“I don’t know if she’ll actually leave him if he goes to jail,” a source tells the magazine. “But she knows everyone will see her as a victim and she’ll get her own show.”
Another source adds, “She’ll do a book deal, too: My Life Without Joe or something like that.”
WHO could the “SOURCE” of the USWeekly item be???
(Thanks to SH readers “Bev” “Mel”!!!)
Remember…you heard it here first (In my best grinning, smug Carolouse voice).
Chuckie gets hers when she see that looooong line at Teresa’s book signings, on Tree making it on Celebrity Apprentice, etc… It must be painful to hate someone who is successful despite their imperfections and backstabbing family & friends. Poor Chuckie & Co.
And, Celebrity Apprentice Winners coming up.
Winner Teresa
Loser Cowface and the Ratassed family.
I’m buying a case of Teresa’s Bellinis when they hit Costco just to spite the Cow.
Hundreds of sales of SUPPORT.
This is only ONE of the stories “leaked ” by the insane clown posse. There is a jump and slight of hand once again in the order of the episodes and in the timing / timelines / dates the stories were published and the coinkydink of cast members reading / having the mags to disect them while filming / taping was going on.
I am not a Tre fanatic but damm…
It’s getting to the point that EVERYTHING these clowns project onto Tre is something THEY DID !
The nicknames here are classic! Today alone I have particularly enjoyed Cowoline and Calfface, and now you add the Insane Clown Posse — brilliant!
Who was it that said “Remember you heard it here first.” Satan herself – Chuckalina. Sick, sick, sick. How do you like that Jacqueline?
Cow is first @ something—
First to tabloids and Speed Dial.
Rememer, Cow had a copy of US @ the sundeck set up throwing it in Teresa’s face.
COW! COW! COW! COW! COW!
Yep – she sure did say that.
That’s got Chucky’s grimy cloven hoof-prints all over it!! I love how they tried to set up Teresa as selling all these stories, while it becomes more and more apparent that Chucky and BubbaJax were behind a good many of them!
I never would have guessed it was them in the past. But now that its all coming full circle it makes sense. and makes you wonder if teresa KNEW it was them and thats why she wasnt telling them any details of what was going on in her life. I think jac was selling just as many stories as caroline. shes sneaky !
‘chucky’s grimy cloven hoof-prints all over it’—-HA!! not only are you right on magdella, your description made my day!
yes! and notice caroline has a relationship with Us Weekly getting Lauren paid for that cover, no doubt!
Wow…. Just when I didn’t think Chuckie could get any lower…She said word for word what the article printed… Like NeNe said I’m not gon stab ya in the back imma stab ya in the front…Teresa Need to take those blinders off and wake up. See (Explicit) like Chuckie&AJax They gon get what’s coming to em… You don’t prey on the down fall of others… Cause the grave u dig for them that’s the one somebody gon push u in… And by no means am I saying Tree is an angle she has her faults delusional yes, very Sensitive, Competitive, etc… Don Caro know how to play up for those cameras.. umm umm umm Chile… In my granny voice
Anna Mae…you are sooo funny…
Lol… I get that a lot
my new favorite poster =)
Caroline is ALWAYS accusing Tree of exactly what Caroline is guilty of doing.
Of course that was Caroline.
After this season I no longer believe Teresa had anything to do with the brawl in Punta Cana – They all want to blame her for everything to avoid responsibility. This family is sick & vindictive! Carowhine probably never told Jacstabber that she was the source of the tabloids, made a fool out of her!
Great point. Who’s to say that the version of the story put out there is the truth?? I’m thinking it’s not.
After seeing this I’m really not believing anything out there about Teresa….not that I did before. Caroline did tell us to read between the lines!
Do you think we could get Andy to ask Chuckie if she was ever a “source” for the tabloids???
I doubt he would, he seems to loooooove Caroline. But even if he had the cojones to do it, I doubt she would admit it. St. Caroline would NEVER stoop so low…
NOT!
I’ve said this before, and I could be way off, but I can’t help but feel that the Manzos and the rest of their Brat Pack have been getting a very bad edit this season. With all of the hours of video, Bravo certainly showcases that group in a very unpleasant light…lots of eye-rolling, lip-synching, passive-agressive digs, stare-downs, drunken (Jax) comments, poison / soft-porn. It certainly has resulted in tremendous support for Tree, both on the blogs and in person at her events. Because Bravo stands to make the most money off of Tree’s business ventures (compared to the other losers), I wonder if Andy / Bravo keeps egging on the Manzos, et al., saying that the plan to take-down Tree is working…keep it up, all the while, creating more sympathy and support for Tree.I wonder if he (Andy) is secretly giggling behind the Manzo’s backs. It’s the bottom-line that matters to Andy.
It would be great if this season was all part of some Machiavellian plot to bring the Manzoids down.
Really, I don’t think the Manzoids or Lauritas need any help in looking and acting like sleaze buckets. Again I will say they have NO MORALS, NO ETHICS.
Oh NonnaB, I completely agree with you. A leopard doesn’t change its spots, and I think the Manzo group has been nasty from the jump. But, the footage that made it to the TV didn’t always portray that. There were always other “villians” in the past seasons: Danielle, Teresa. I felt the Manzo group was being “protected” by Bravo, for some reason. But, something is different this season. It just seems that their nastiness has not been veiled at all lately.
There sleaziness (sp?) started coming out season 2, then 3 they got much worse. Now we have season 4. They can’t fake being decent people anymore. They are trash.
What I don’t understand is why doesn’t Big Al’s crap (w/ Gov. Christie) get talked about?
Who’s going to bring out the Water Commission scandal? Tree and Juicy won’t and the others are too busy focusing on dissecting Tree. We need Penny. She knows where lots of the bodies are buried.
You may be right, they are setting the Manzo’s and Laurita’s along with the others for a major smack down. Teresa is the money maker for them, everything she has out there is making money and she is so famous that she has lines of people going around the block to see her. Also she was on Celebrity Apprentice and you know that made Chuckie and her Insane Clown Posse (love that quote) go bonkers. Even when Jax went to that beauty care thing with lapband lauren, I bet anything the people where hopeing that Jax would introduce them to Teresa in order for her to promote there products. That would explain the business deal that fell through for her, they wanted Teresa and hoped she would get them to meet her and when that didn’t work they changed there mind.
I truly can’t wait for when all hell break lose next season and even the reunion.
Bwahaha… I’m imagining their reactions as they read this while they are stalking SH!
I could believe that if Andy wasn’t up Caro’s butt all the time. He seems scared to tick off the Manzoids. And you know, he can’t stand Joe Giudice.
Guess she needed some seed money for the Brownstone pasta sauce or to pay her kids their allowance. Total bitch for making such hateful/negative predictions about the demise of a marriage and family, especially as there are four small children involved. Chuckie better remember that God doesn’t like ugly.
yep.. someone has to buy Louis Vuitton bag for Lauren – Lauren who doesn’t work
we all know how much she needs to spend
health insurance didn’t pay for all thoise lap bands
Caroline’s blog is up and holy balls is it embarrassing.
Gee, for someone who can barely concentrate on the show this week, she sure seemed to go off on people from social media sites. She even called them names. Sure seemed like she was able to focus on the show and its fans. Didn’t seem like she found people calling her out to be an insignificant thing.
Like Dubrow, this one’s a bad liar.
Ok, I just read Chuck’s big blog. She’s such a scumbag…….. and a WIMP. It’s her JOB (literally) to comment on the last episode’s content. She could have done that and THEN at the end mentioned the tragedy in Colorado and how that’s helped her (yeah right) put all the drama and negativity surrounding the show into prospective. But no, COWARD that she is, she avoids the topic altogether and talks about something that makes it nearly impossible for ppl to criticize her.
She is a piece of s#it for using the Colorado shooting to distract viewers from her own rotten behavior. I hope she is called out for her shameless exploitation of this tragedy as well as for the steaming dump she took on Teresa. This woman is the lowest of the low. She is about knee-high to a worm. She is a disgusting, vile (I can’t even use the word human) carbon based life form.
Wow. I can’t believe she used the Colorado tragedy in her blog. She is a despicable and unbelievably stupid woman. She’s gonna burn in hell for sure.
TY for making me giggle! I feel like I was w u while u checked blog& came back to post ur comment! So funny& such passion in this comment!
What happened is a horrendous tragedy ~ but I watch these stoopid HW shows to get away from the other news. I know some may take this wrong but I think Caroline used the tragedy as a cop out so she wouldn’t have to face what she said about Tree,
I totally agree Chia!
A COMPLETE cop-out. I’m almost insulted on behalf of the people of Aurora that she’s using that tragedy as a shield for her own tragic behavior. How dare she use that platform to pretend that it’s her great compassion for people that’s preventing her from discussing all those knives she’s thrown.
Agreed Elmozoe….
She’s scum.
oh elmo! I SAID Exactly that in my comment. i hope bravo lets it go through. she is a coward.
I completely agree with you all… What an insensitive coward!!! She can’t handle the criticism.
wait.. all i saw of carolines blog was comments on the colorado tragedy. did bravo edit her blog before i got to it?
Isn’t that breaking her Bravo contract? Isn’t she REQUIRED to write about the episode? Between this and Jacqueline not showing up to last seasons reunion, I really hope they get kicked off of the show. Teresa may get attacked for everything she says but at least she shows up and says what’s on her mind.
Ha! So true, Chuckie constantly brings up how she is contractually obligated to talk about the show (Tre). pfft
It is very odd that Chuck made comments on film with BRAVO that didn’t just parallel, but nearly parroted the exact same thing the ” source ” said to US Weekly at the exact same time. She’s such a f’in liar.
Guess f’in doesn’t stand for ‘fine.’ lol
Exactly Guilty. She had to be the source b/c the terms she used in her talking head, like “prediction” and then said “you heard it here first” so to me she is claiming to be the source. What a dumbass. I guess she didn’t count on Ms. SH diggin’ up this little nugget of gold. Awesome research job!
Caroline is a self-loather through and through and has mastered the art of projection. If someone does something she does, like sell stories to the tabloids, she HATES them. If they have something that she has, like too much body fat, she HATES them. If someone else’s husband is cheating like hers is, she goes on hating! She will drop dead one day because of the hatred consuming her, it will kill her. For her sake, she needs to seek intense counseling and get the hell off tv because this has become downright pathetic.
Did you see the rolls of fat sticking out of the arm holes of her dress on the wwhl after show? I dont like judging women on weight.. but this one has bashed her own daughter and probably made thousands of young girls go on a liquid diet all while claiming to be “tiny” her whole life…. she’s such a joke!
She’s “tiny” – heehee! Tell ‘em, Albie! Tell ‘em how mommy’s always been so tiny!
lol. I don’t know how I never knew of this blog!! Finally normal/rational people who think like me. If I read another “Caroline, you have class…” post I am going to go insane. Just when I thought the entire world has lost all sensability I found the light!
Thank you SH for making my day!!!
Magdella, spot on – hillarious!
Mrs. “The Fat Lady Hasn’t Sung Yet” Caroline… BARF
Welcome to the real world Sugar! You are gonna love it here.. Enjoy!
Nay, Cow is right and would never acknowldege any wrongdoing. Not her.
All the hate will internalize and kill her from within.
That is powerful hate she manifests.
Teresa probably rescued Dina from total Cow control. Unforgiveable.
“Total Cow Control”
LMAO ~ good one!
ITA, she is one very miserable lady trying to find faults in others. Hmmm, she reminds me of my auntie. At first, I hated auntie bc she was so awfully mean. Now, I feel very sorry for her bc she will never ever be happy. EVER. Just like Caroline. I also hate when she describes what kind of person she is (all about family, tough, etc.).
The magazine was published May 16, 2012. Not 2011. Conveniently, I have it right next to me and I remember buying it a couple months ago.
Jax is that you?? “Conveniently” have the mag in your lap as you type….
Just kidding behindthegates….just poking fun at JaxAss!
Yes, it’s Jac. You caught me.
BTW,Caroline would never put that out there. T put this story out about herself to blame her and Melissa. Shame,shame.
LOL.
LOL…
Dammit….Tree strikes again!
come on .. Tre is to proud to humiliate herself that much … who does that ? only your jealous enemy can do that = Don Caro
Don Caro Rag
I can’t wait till sources reveal the status of the Laurita bankruptcy, “we were forced into bktcy” , yeah ok, cause that’s what happens when you steal over 7 million dollars from the company for trips, cars and unspecified personal expenses.
After all the depositions of the Lauritas are taken (Christopher/Christne HW, Jax HW, Joseph Laurita, Adeline Laurita and Anthony Laurita), they will be reviewed by the law firm for the Signature Apparel trustee. A recommendation will be made. The adversary proceeding against the Laurita ripoff artists states that they should be forced to liquidate personal assets to pay back the bankrutpcy estate. Hopefully, a motion will be made in the bankruptcy case and the bankruptcy judge (based on evidence presented) will rule and issue an order that the Lauritas’ personal assets will have be liquidated and the proceeds will be deposited into the bankruptcy estate to pay the Signature creditors. Hopefully, a criminal referral will be made to the US Department of Justice.
The article mentions more than one source. I believe the first source who said that Teresa will see herself as a victim and use that to get her own show is Melissa. That sounds just like her.
The second source I believe is definitely Chucky Caroline because …well, she pretty much outed herself when she said the exact same thing to Andy on WWHL.
First thought when finishing this article….you piece of flaming shit, you are pure evil.
To think I actually admired her first season.
I speak of Caroline, in case there is any confusion as to whom I’m referring.
This Caroline woman is mean as a striped snake. I love that SH puts all this together for us to see the kinda bullcrap that was going on during filming. And in light of this latest I will state again Caroline Manzo had ZERO business even speaking to G to the IA …AT ALL during the field day thing. NONE. She is a wicked witch and G to the IA would have been well within her rights as a human being to stomp a mudd hole in Don’s ass for even having the audacity to breathe the same air as her much less try to “school” for on respect and “looking people in the eye” Blow it our your raggity ole butt Caroline.
Pardon me. I had a moment. Perhaps stompin mud holes was a bit much but the sentiment is still the same.
LOL@ MP…i get it hunny….i feel the same disgust as you!
Thats good. I get carried away sometimes.
MP, you had me at “striped snake.” LOL Chuckie is a vile “wench” of a human being. She’s sowing some mighty nasty seeds to reap.
Three cheers for G to the IA!!!!!
You had the rag-gity right!
Accusing one finger out for what Cow Rag did herself.
Three fingers point back @ Cow Rag
You deserve that moment Made… And with your moment, you bring joy to our eyes! I agree, if so done that hated me said 1 word to my children, and had a side kick to boot I would scratch there eyes out… That red headed bitch, is driving me crazy… Please bravo, do something bad to her, and put us out of our misery..
If someone did that to my kids…damn word check,
TY! Well said! She is so high up on her horse that it’s going to hurt when she falls, disgusting hypocrite!
PLEASE NOTE: The article was released in 2012. Not 2011.
I think it may have been read wrong.
I think we all realize that it was released in 2011 as we are all also aware that what we are watching on TV right now was also filmed last year. So mentioning that its not a current article makes no difference.
Actually, Behindthegates was saying it IS current.
I just went on US Weekly website and at the top right hand corner in the search box I typed “Melissa Gorga”. These are some of the articles that came up:
1. MELISSA GORGA AND RALPH MACCHIO ARE COUSINS!
2. TERESA GIUDICE DAUGHTERS SLAM MELISSA GORGA’S SINGING
3. INSIDE MELISSA GORGA
4. MELISSA GORGA: “PLEASE DON’T BELIEVE TERESA GIUDICE “VICTIM CRAP”!
There are more. And type in Jac’s name and the stories on her come up.
It’s obvious that these nasty bottom-feeders are behind all the US Weekly stories. The stories all seem to be favorable to them, while bashing Teresa. I really effen’ can’t stand them. They are lower than the sludge from the bottom of a bottle of BLK water.
I dont think they are behind all of them the ones you sited could have came right off the show no one had to leak them except maybe the last one.
Caroline is so full of hate and venom, she just slithers around like a snake just spewing evil. Caroline is nothing but a devil from hell.
This really explains why Jac was obsessed with getting Teresa to talk about her legal problems. What an evil woman she is. They all should be ashamed of themselves. I can fully see between the lines now. This is why they are all acting like they are in present day with the snippy attitudes on twitter, interviews bashing Teresa, etc. They know that the truth is coming out and perhaps they may feel a tad embarased for themselves over their images now. They will never feel remorse for what they did. They will all pay dearly with their reputations and livelihood in the end.
Yeah and Jax really needs the money now.
Pobrecita Jokequeline is too old to hit the stripper pole again. What’s an over the hill sex industry worker to do?
Wait until she starts selling stories about Caroline’s kids.
Well, she’ll have go back to two bit walking.
Sorry, Escorting
I have an idea Ana. Maybe Jaxass can become a porn producer and direct Melissa Gorgasm in a porn about a poor stripper who can’t sing! LOL !
I didn’t think of that angle. That is so low. You’re right, that’s got to be why they were so BS when she wouldn’t share. It wasn’t just because they wanted to get her to reveal things on camera, it was more so they couldn make money selling horrible stories of her life.
I’m going to say something that I never thought I would say: they are worse than Traylor. These were her longtime friends, her family. I would never, not in a billion years, speak to any of my family and friends if they did this. Not even upon death would I visit their caskets.
Caroline,
Love,
Made
LOVE IT MP….
Perfect for the self righteous punk….
It makes a lot of sense. They were adamant about getting the message out that Teresa was selling stories to the tabloids. Now if Teresa ever accuses them, they can just say that it is because she is doing it. They use the philosophy of tell a lie over and over enough times and people will accept it as truth.
AD-A-MANT indeed. I’ve been thinking it was a little weird for weeks and weeks now. All four of them talked about Teresa’s tabloid stories virtually non-stop for what must have been months of filming. In episode after episode they just can’t shut up about it. They seem positively obsessed with it. They were definitely pushing an agenda and message. For a while I thought they just wanted ppl to believe Teresa was in general a bad person because she sold her soul to the tabloids, but I think it’s more than that. Them being behind the stories is seeming more and more plausible.
“You have the nerve to call me a clown, when you sit there with red hair”….Oh how I miss those days….
This is my favorite quote. Danielle nailed it.
Have you been to Chuckie’s web-site yet? Full of vintage DonCaro photos – all terrible and a little scary to look at. I thought John Wayne Gacy’s clown face was scary until I saw her’s…. brrrrrrr…
Teresa,
Here’s ya a song to use as “tacklin fuel” to get you pumped for the reunion.
Love,
Made
Did anyone see Jacqueline’s tweet about coming back next year? YUCK.
She said as far as she knows, she’ll be back. Let’s hope that Bravo just hasn’t given her or Chuckie their notice yet, which I don’t think they do until after the reunion show anyway.
Ashlee was talking about filming about a month ago though. I really hope they get canned but I don’t think Bravo wants to let go of the drama. RHONJ is their powerhouse and I don’t think a lot of the general viewers want another shakeup, especially with this cast. (look at RHONY) Believe it or not, a lot of people believe Caroline’s crap.
Asslee is filming??? oh noooo – another season of listening to Jax-ho complaining and crying about her daughter not having her sh*t together. We’ve been hearing the same boring story line since season 1. Time for the Laurita’s to go.
Jax won’t come back if there is a good chance she and hubby get indicted for bankruptcy fraud.
She is trying to save face. This way when Tree calls her out on her blog. Caro can then go on and on about how she is so above everything and she had respect for the shooting not to go there and blah, blah, blah. I take offence that she (Caro) thinks I’m stoopid or something to not see thru her BS…
Yeah someone else not too long ago tried that same bunch of insincere bull malarkey on here regarding 9/11 victims. So disgusting.
I dont know who told who and who leaked what I will say
I had the thought Chewbacca would leave Juicy well before the article came out does that mean I leaked the story. Its east to point Fingers because we dont like someone Im guilty of it to
but PR people have been known to leak storys even Negative one about thier client so the
Client can do a follow up story about how wrong the first story was in this case how many storys did Chewbacaa do saying how great the marriage was at least 3 or maybe 4 complete with a big rewedding. You know the old saying there i sno such thing as bad PR. I wouldnt put it past Tre camp to leak Neg stories about Tre just so she can do several follow up to make her look good.
plus, the article could have came out about a year after filming so it could have been ANY insider at that point.
She’s not leaving Joe. As much as some of those other hens would love to see her divorced it won’t happen.
Im sure she wont she seems to like being verbally abused by him I would like to think she was smarter then that but then again Tre isnt smart and if her PR people tell her to do it I bet she does
It has nothing to do with PR or being smart. She loves the guy and he is probably a good father. He has lost his temper and screamed at her on camera. That type of thing happens sometimes, I’m not condoning it, but you don’t end a marriage over it.
I sure ended my marriage over being verbally abused
along with being cheated on. No women even Tre deserves to be called whore on Camera or off if this the way he behaves on Camera you have to wonder how he is off camera I doubt he is a rolly poly teddy bear and every good father i know has discussion with his 12 yo about cheating and gets drunk while caring for his kids..yup that juicy is a good dad.
All is forgiven, he lost his wallet in somebodys car?
He isn’t sure where.
Ha ha, that’s true. That whole conversation in the car was so weird. Tre’s like “who’s car?” and Juicy replies “somebodies” and she keeps pressing him “yea, but who’s car?” and just keeps replying with the same thing, never reveling a name. If Bravo wanted the viewers to think Juicy is cheating then they definitely succeeded.
SHE’S NOT VERBALLY ABUSED!! That is such BS. When did he abuse her? I tell my BF to STFU all the time, is that verbally abusive? No one knows our lives but us. So to tell someone they should leave their husband because he is tells her to shut up is so ridiculous. For all we know, they could have edited the section when she called him a pencil dick wino. None of the other couples on that show have ever been filmed in the middle of a fight or disagreement. IS THAT HUMANLY POSSIBLE?
does he call you a whore to?
Lisa I beg to differ here. He didn’t call her a whore, he was jokingly saying she was showing off the goodies and said she is being a puttana. He didn’t look at his wife and say your a whore. The comment was made during a time they were joking around. If I were her, I wouldn’t have taken that in an offensive manner.
ok
Well that’s a good point but that would mean that Caroline is in on it too and is secretly working for Tree too. Because the phrasing was just too verbatim.
well I have said they all are acting and still are friends and have viewing partys and sit and laugh at us for believing they all hate each other..lol
I totally could believe that! The show is their real job. They get paid to bring drama. And they all receive paychecks for it. It is all an act.
But I wouldnt put it past the tabloids to sit on the story for a while till the episode aired so that Don would essentially be revealed as the “source” maybe one of the producers thats not as sunshine up the Manzo butt as they act tipped the magazine off about whats Don’s talking head would say?
They would sit on it for a year? That throws people off.
I don’t think Caroline is innocent AT ALL but there’s a lot of other people it could have been.
Right. But, as she said, “Remember you heard it here first.” So, she was the one who came up with this scenario of events even if she wasn’t the one who took it to the tabloids. No matter who took it to the tabloids, the story originated with Chuckie.
And Chuck won’t let anyone forget it. She overplayed her stubby hand though I think!! Tree is having the last laugh as of right now.
Not in a court of law, but the Cow looks like a Cow, Smells like a Cow, Walks like a Cow”………..Must be Cow.
Let her prove she didn’t like Teresa was offered
Does anyone think it could have been a producer since this article came out a year after it was filmed?
As easy as it is to blame the other cast members, I really think that the producers leak things as well. They need to keep the buzz going about the show and keep the viewers coming back for more. They lose market shares and the show is a goner and they are out of jobs. I think there is a lot of blame to go around.
I think the show needs a new cast except for Teresa and a new, fresh production company. I was re-watching the first season a second ago and it was just so good to watch. Even the drama wasn’t DIRTY. I think insiders and producers have a lot to do with the drama. Lots of bad blood.
I actually think we’ve had enough of NJ and the whole show should be dropped. Of course, Tre & Joe will have their own show on a different network.
I couldn’t see her going to a different network. E! is the only one I could possibly see her going to.
Teresa could bring fans to other TLC, OWN Network and Tv One. E or the style channel can work too. They are all OWN by the same folks sooo…
Introducing…the Chuckie CaroSnake action figure! Patent Pending of course!!
What does it do…kill you when you touch you? Or does it point its finger and scowel….
Does it have Droopy Jawls?
Is the Lap Band sold separately?
Dressed in rags stamped US Weekly
Oooooo. . Of course it must spew black water and sauce excorcist style on the chuckie jaguar accessories.
Lets leave baby powder on the floor and see if Caroline leaves a cloven hoof print,( Paranormal Activity style).
LMAO!….
LMAO
AHHHH!! The nightmares!
I’m not watching if she comes back (Jacko) or anyone else. I think I need to stick to Dallas where at least I know it’s all fake. Ya, ya some could say that about HWONJ, but it’s just getting to dark. I only watch to support Tree, but I don’t know if I can do that next season…
WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY TOO DARK.
At least with Danielle, names and families weren’t being destroyed like it’s been this season. I think the only fair thing to do is if they keep the cast, bring Danielle back. I think that would be great.
This caroline is an awful person and nasty, nasty, nasty–how can you so cheerfully predict the demise of someone’s marriage. Children are involved, how detestable and low can this caroline person really be–I want someone to check her to see if she has a tail. Just how low and exactly how far is caroline willing to go to destroy Teresa? Does this woman have a modicum of decency?
I dunno did Teresa have any decenty when she went to her Brother and told him Melissa would leave him and was a golddigger? there are kids in that marriage to Tre tried to distroy her brothers marriage.,…
Tree discussed her concerns privately with JoGo. And, he is her brother. I can imagine many women wanting to give her brother a “watch out” …in private…after hearing rumors. But, Caroline is NOT family, NOT concerned, Not a friend, NOT anything but a troublemaker. And, she made those comments about Tree’s marriage very publically, on national TV.
That’s a big difference.
Not in my eyes
You’ve been blind for sometimes now dear…lol j/k
well i did just get new glasses.
She didn’t put it on tv. She had a private conversation. Joe put it out there. It’s a little different. She may have been wrong to say anything to her brother at all but it was Joe who turned it into a big deal.
The key is Tre told him not the world, not tabloids! Lisa I see it would kill you to think they really had it in for Tre… It’s also normal for a man that’s going through a legal & financial situation while your friends and family are back stabbing, manipulating and airing out you dirty laundry on national tv to act like joe has acted…
It wouldnt kill me at all I just dont think Tre is the innocent bullied saint some of you think she is. I think she is just as conivicing and backstabbing as the rest. I dont care what my spouse is going through the first time he called me a whore would be the last time. BTDT and im not going to wait around until it gets better it usualy dosnt.
Rah Rah said it best, “You can’t have thin skin and be married”!
wow so women just just take being vebally abuse and called names because the spouse is stressed…I guess i have thin skin because no one calls me name anymore spouse,friend or otherwise
Lisa every marriage and relationship has it’s own litmus test that corresponds to what is acceptable. I have been married over 13 years and with my husband 22 years. We have had our share of arguments and blow ups like everyone else. My husband and I both have short fuses and have called each other a variety of name, including a$$hole, the b word as well as saying you are just like your mother/father etc. That has never bothered me. Every marriage/relationship has it’s own things that are acceptable due to each person’s personality. Tre and Joe have their thing. Only the two people in that relationship know what is acceptable to them. I am sorry to hear you were in an abusive relationship, but you can’t paint every relationship with that brush and judge it. Tre and Joe have been together for a long time, things we have seen him do we may not like, but if she is fine with it then that is her business. I have no idea why people say he is abusive to her. I see a man that gets fed up watching his wife cry/bitch/moan about how her family treats her. He gets tired of hearing about it and gets to the cut and dry response of telling her to cut them out of her life. He is a man that figures if it’s not working then walk away from it and save yourself the heartache. Can you imagine with all the problems he currently has, yes I know he is responsible for it, but can you imagine seeing your spouse suffer and being belittled and hurt by her own family on top of all the othe garbage you are dealing with. I can see why he would be short with it.
You can’t as an outsider judge someone elses relationship. What works for one may not work for most.
I will say it time and time again, Bravo loves to slant it’s views. Funny how the manzo clan was being shown as such a goody two shoes bunch last season and now we are getting to see the eye slants, rolling, laziness and snarkiness.
Yea I agre eI am sorry I came off that way. I grew up hearing my mom give the same advice Just take it he is your husband i Just took what she said the wrong way but still It saddens me sometimes to hear people get called whore..but yea your right about the bravo slant
Whore would be a hot button for me. There are always so many grey areas. When he called her a puttana on the bus to the wedding to me he was joking. But I can totally see going off the deep end if my husband were serioulsy and maliciously calling me out my name and calling me a whore.
I am really sorry you had to go through that. The upside is you came out stronger, and hopefully have found a better or will find a better relationship, just always remember to laugh and not take too much too seriously. Every single thing when it comes to relationships has it’s quirks.
Lisa you know that’s not what I’ve meant!
No one said Tre was an Angel but she’s not a Snake like the rest of the cast that claims to be friends & famliy… I’ve learned on thing in life and that is unless you have experienced it for yourself don’t speak on it! I had some stuff happen I’m my family that almost made me loose my mind. I could not image it being televised as I was going through it. I was bitter, hurt and emotionally dead to everything and everyone around me! Similar to what Tre is going through with her family and friends. It involved my love ones and my husband! It seemed lik the worse thing that could have happen to me but thank God for time and grace & mercy that I made it through! Not only did I come through it, but all the lies, manip and deceit was exposed. But during our time of struggle it was hard on the both of us and we knew that our response to one another was out of pain/hurt because we truly love each other. Although my husband have never called me out my name, I still can relate to Joe’s frustration in his situation that he has no control over what’s being done to his family and by whom… Never say Never!
Correction: I’ve learned to not speak on thing unless I’ve experienced them for myself
I had a husband that called me names and cheated on me with..well whores (strippers) Now if i were to marry again my hubby would not get a second chance no way at my age am i going thru it again.
That was abuse and I’m sorry to hear that and you did the right thing by leaving him… But I’m talking about a man loves his family and has always been supportive of the famil but a situation arise that cause stress on your marriage and you as his wife know thats the root of his issue…
true but if the rumors of Juicy cheating are true then it puts a whole new spin on his calling her names..time will tell i suppose
But, Teresa not moved by that! Their are some women that don’t care about all that as long as its kept quiet… Although I like Tre, I think she may be one of them women. As for me, I was raised in a house where loyalty was everything…
I hear ya, I was to but I learned fast No matter what loyality had its limits there are just something you shouldnt turn a blind eye to I did my wake up call was my ex ontroducing his lastest as his wife thats what did it for me. Tre will get a wake up call I hope she is listening at the time
Loyalty meaning all parties involved… Man and woman alike..
Sorry to hear that Lisa! You didn’t deserve that! No woman deserves that…
Then, you can understand a sister’s private warning to her brother about the harm of strippers to a marriage.
No not really because not all strippers are bad
yes I know they have a bad rap but some legit do it for the money and frankly there is no proof that She actually stripped just that she worked at the club.
and well they are still married,she isnt stripping and they seem happy and have 3 kids. so Her warning was not needed.
and came well after she had stopped stripping and been married several yrs
I think the rumor of her having dinner with an ex since then might have had sumpin to do with it.
yea I can see how that may raise eyebrows but Juicy has dinner with females and Tre dosnt seem to care
so why all up in arms about Melissa doing it its not like they had sex
But the difference is Tree knew about those (supposedly) Especially the one were she was there and they were actualy double dating with another couple. I am pretty sure MeGo’s was on the sly. And in THOSE situations sex maybe might did happen
Whatever the case I am sure JoGO wasnt on board with it seeing as how he built her a studio in his basement so that she wouldnt be out of his sight for too dang long left to her own devices which he MIGHT already know are not all that pure… especially when you sprinkle in a toot or so of nosecandy. (allegedly)
If JoeGo was confident in his marriage, and was sincere in his purpose to mend the relationship with his sister, he NEVER would have told Melissa or anyone else about his private conversation with his sister. I’m not sure if Teresa’s motives were pure when she told him, but she had the decency to keep it private.
I can see both sides of the Should he tell his wife or shouldnt he have frankly Id want to know if my spouses family was trash talking me
Tre was still trying to find out what was wrong with her brother going behind her back just so his wife could be famous at her/family expense. She didn’t think her brother could/would stoop so low as to air that on national tv. I’m sure they had talked about more than just her telling him about Meho leaving him for another richer guy. If Tre was more concerned about her image and was so calculating she would have said Joey was lying! She never said that about his wife! After all the cameras didn’t capture that… You can tell she was ambushed and caught off guard. It took Tre a minute to realize her brother was one of the main persons trying to take her down… All this has been a setup and they were painting a picture to make Tre look bad… It didn’t work!
I would tell my brother the same thing if I heard those rumors. Wouldn’t you? It’s not destroying his marriage, it’s watching her brother’s back. If your SIL was cheating on your brother what would you do?
mind my own business probaly just like i would want them to mind their own business about my marriage..
I would have done just what Tre did. Matter of fact I was in that same position many years ago. I did indeed tell my brother. He was a bit taken back at first, never said a thing to her and that is what jogo should have done. Turns out she was a whore and they did split up down the road. I think if you are close to your siblings, even if they may get mad at you, you are going to tell. Sorry I couldn’t know that I had withheld something like that and jeopardize my brother’s health.
Well Lisa Teresa went to her brother directly and privately. She did not announce her prediction of the demise of her brother’s marriage on national TV as Don Caro did. No comparison between the two. And if I were Melissa and JoGo was my husband, I’d be looking over the fence at the greener grass too! Wouldn’t blame her a bit. He is disrespectful, full of himself and totally inappropriate ALL the time.
The thing that grinds my gears about Don Caro is that she always wants to build a brick wall and expects people to not see behind her bullshhh but everyone is looking clear through it. Caroline is the prime example of when you’re power tripping and not expecting to be caught in the trap you set up for your “foe”, all of a sudden POP! You got caught in you’re own trap. Caroline is playing herself.
Hah! Hoisted on her own petard!
This is what I said on BRAVO, which OF COURSE didn’t get posted…
Isn’t it your JOB to comment on the last episode’s content????? You couldn’t have found a way to to do that AND still mention the tragedy in Colorado and the lessons we can all learn from it? Do you really feel morally right using a national tragedy to shield yourself from criticism? If you’re as tough as you constantly claim, you ought to be able to take a little backlash. You’ve dished out abuse and venom for 2 seasons now. Maybe you ought to put your big girl panties on, buckle up and take what’s coming to you. You bashed ppl on twitter for ” hiding behind their computers ” and not having the guts to say stuff to your face. 1. How exactly would someone go about doing that? THEY DON”T KNOW YOU AND ARE NEVER CLOSE ENOUGH TO YOUR FACE TO SAY WHAT THEY THINK. and 2. People on twitter are the ones “hiding”??? What did you just do with this ridiculous excuse for a blog?
Saying what you said about Joe and Teresa’s marriage was morally reprehensible and it could and probably already has directly affected her YOUNG kids. (By the way, how is 20-something Critterfur recovering from Teresa ATTACKING him in her cookbook?) You’re pretty tough when you have 3 cackling hags on a couch backing you up; producers editing things your way or a national tragedy to hide behind. Take those shields away though, not so much, huh?
I love this!
Ditto!
Great Rant…I agree!
I’m with you!
Great comments — hopefully they will post it later!!! I’m not seeing comments on any of NJ blogs yet.
Send it to Handy Randy Andy’s Email
Andy says he wants Twitter, phone calls, Texts.
Wow! Awesome post!
I bow down before the awesomeness of this.
Looove it!
Kathy’s blog is up (be sure to watch the little video clip) and Tre’s is too — Tre nailed it with Ursula (aka Chuckie)
Again Tre is the class act. I get sooo worked up and she keeps her cool and turns the other cheek. St. Michael protect Tre & Family.
Chuckie needs to be slapped in her cafface!
God bless you.
LOL slapped in her cafface..
caroline why would I believe anything a bottom feeder like you has to say about Teresa?
Maybe its true what they say about skinny people..that they are angry and bitchy because they are hungry….maybe Chuckie needs to lose the lapband and her “tiny” size “4″…
Just a theory!
Honestly – I think that about her all the time. She scowls so much – she looks miserable in her own skin. I think she is always hungry. I think she needs to eat what she wants and live with whatever size she will be.
Size 4 going on size 14.
Teresa…Love your blog…caroline and her grown kids are nothing but trash on the bottom of someones shoes…christopher if your reading this…they have this thing they sell at every market called toothpaste…use it dumbbag.
L O FREAKING L
I started reading Jaxswine’s blog and then started reading the comments. There are a lot of asswipes out there….I got out of it. Went to Kathy’s and all her whining almost caused me to puke. Didn’t go to anymore…maybe later….
In her wicked witch curse on Teresa and Joe’s marriage ,Caroline also mentioned “there is probably a book in there” just like the “source” in the tabloid. Teresa has shown so much loyalty to Joe, she obviously wants to keep her family together. Think of how lickety split Nene left Greg when she got a little dough. Caroline is a very base person, and most of all a hypocrite.
Teresa is a traditionalist–she won’t leave the love of her life, nor will she separate her daughters from their father. I imagine Joe says and does a lot of crap like most husbands and wives just nod their heads and go whatever because we do what we want to do anyway. These were not people wanton and reckless, many, many Americans lost in the economic down turn, some more than others.
If your skin is thin you really don’t need to be married, if you tell a man you love him, marry him then you are saying you accept him the way he is-period. I see Joe and Teresa as partners but Joe surely was the single breadwinner before the real estate market tanked. One of my friends was selling 2 or 3 houses every week before the crash and when she went for 2/3 closings a week to one every 3 months, she lost her mercedes, her beach place and some other stuff before she figured out she needed a job with a paying salary.
When I was T’s age my ex and I had lifestyles similar to theirs, did the same kind of things, I married an old fashioned guy but I am an old fashioned girl. If we’d had the type of love between us that T and Joe have we’d be married to this day.
I stopped watching RHONJ and I just come here, you guys are great and give me a full picture. I trust you guys more than I trust what T’s critics have to say, can’t believe one of them.
I know their was mention of Penny and some others coming forward in support of T. Anyone know where that is going?
When you are targeted so viciously by the likes of and Caroline’s ilk the best place to go is to your knees and ask Him to place his full armour of love and protection around you and to separate you from Satans evil minions and those who would do satans bidding.
I am not perfect and I do not expect another person to be perfect. But there are such things as decency and respect and one good reason not to open your pie whole and say something so horrible is that you show everyone what a HATEFUL FOOL YOU ARE CAROLINE.
The best said RahRah – I love your post.
” best place to go is to your knees and ask Him to place his full armour of love and protection around you” ALL DAY…love this
I agree Rah Rah! I just said something similar about marriage…
I can’t even count all the ways I LOVE Teresa’s blog this week. It’s perfectly toned and FUNNY – “Please buy Jacqueline’s acne cream.” I’M DYING, I’m laughing so hard.
I know really I’m laughing too.
And, what the heck, Danielle’s music too !!! How FUNNY!!!
I know I laughed so hard I cried! She nailed it!
I liked the knitting circle bit.
Loved it!
My dear, sweet child. That’s what I do. It’s what I live for.
To help unfortunate merfolk like yourself.
Poor souls with no one else to turn to.
I admit that in the past I’ve been a nasty
They weren’t kidding when they called me, well, a witch
But you’ll find that nowadays
I’ve mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light, and made a switch
To this
And I fortunately know a little magic
It’s a talent that I always have possessed
And dear lady, please don’t laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed (pathetic)
Poor unfortunate souls
In pain, in need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying, “Spells, Ursula, please!”
And I help them!
Yes I do
Now it’s happened once or twice
Someone couldn’t pay the price
And I’m afraid I had to rake ‘em ‘cross the coals
Yes I’ve had the odd complaint
But on the whole I’ve been a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls
OMG it gets better – the entire scene with Ariel & Ursula is really very Caroline. JUST WOW.
URSULA
You’ll have your looks, your pretty face.
And don’t underestimate the importance of body language, ha!
The men up there don’t like a lot of blabber
They think a girl who gossips is a bore!
Yet on land it’s much prefered for ladies not to say a word
And after all dear, what is idle babble for?
Come on, they’re not all that impressed with conversation
True gentlemen avoid it when they can
But they dote and swoon and fawn
On a lady who’s withdrawn
It’s she who holds her tongue who get’s a man
caro thinks she can brow beat others like she has her own kids. just too stupid, or really needs
a shrink. i am serious; she is the type who needs attention 24/7. like jax. oh that is the
common thread. think the whole laurita/manzo are going down, for things they have done;
not things others have done to them. own it all of you. you created it you greedy bastards
Melissa’s blog is up now. All I can say about Melissa is you can’t argue with STUPID it just doesn’t get you anywhere and she has enough STUPID to pass around.
I love when both Kathy and Meho said for Teresa to ” GET OVER IT”, but refused to ” GET OVER” Teresa…Get over it BITCHES. I thought Teresa’s blog was funny calling CACAWHINE URSULA…and advertising for EVERY HWIVES PRODUCTS OUT THERE…well i think she missed Lynn’s CUFFS.
Exactly!
HAHAHA…Thanks MP…will you be posting Meho new video after it’s done…she’s shooting a video
lol. MeGo is a crazy tart. I know as soon as she releases her video there will be parodies of her poking fun…. well maye not right away because Wil from The Wil Show is currently in the Big Brother house but I cant wait to see what he does with it.
As usual, kat and mehoe don’t stick up for their FAMILY.
Andy needs to give Don Caro a dock in her paycheck for this pathetic blog!
How LOW can she go to use that tragedy for her own personal reasons. Everyone sees right through her pathetic attempt at diverting. She’s good at diverting. I hope Andy and BravoTv get blasted with angry twitters over this!
The only problem is, is that ANDY (BRAVO) will never believe it. ANDY time for the lying hypocitical witch to go.
Kathy is getting hammered in the comments section of her blog! People are telling her they will never buy her crappy desserts and they hope Bravo fires her!
Schadenfreudelicious! Love it!
I love love loved Teresa’s blog! This is my favorite part:
“On May 6, Caroline wrote in her Bravo blog that me calling MY OWN brother in PRIVATE to talk about his marriage (like we’ve always done our whole lives) was “cruel and thoughtless,” and that talking about anyone’s marriage is a “line that should never be crossed.” Interesting. She should take her own advice. Maybe that she can’t is why she doesn’t have a talk show or write an advice column anymore… ”
Tre hit the nail on the head with that last part! That is why she doesn’t have a talk show or write an advice column anymore!!!!!!
Hey DonCaroChuckie : Taylor Armstrong has some delicious crow to share with you!
The nicknames here are classic! Today alone I have particularly enjoyed Cowoline and Calfface, and now you add the Insane Clown Posse — brilliant!
Thank you
Let’s add Christine Laurita, the new HW (Chris Laurita – having all the boys over).
Us Weekly is Missy Gargle’s go-to so it’s gotta be her.