July 23, 2012 5:15 pm Coming up on the Real Housewives of New York…
“AlienHands” Aviva’s sex addict Daddy shows up for dinner. Who the hell has a dinner conversation which includes chatting about “squirting orgasms?”
SH on Zimbio
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Wow!!! Talk about a melt down…. Sonja needs to find a sugar daddy…methinks there’s more to the Countess storyline than we have been treated to….
I think your right, they must have saved this for some reason. She did cheat on her boyfriend and she is trying to cover it up (ON CAMERA).
*gulp*
They should have used this for the commercials when the series started and more people would have watched.
Wow just wow!
Whaaaaaaaa……. Countess telling someone in french to cover for her…….Whaaaaaaa. What page is that on in her book?
pg 12 paragraph 2 “When one is to engage in an act of truth destruction, one must speak to any conspirators in a foreign language so as not to be overheard by peasants and serfs”.
Bring it on NY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow!! Ms. Etiquette indulgences in dalliances! Since the Count was gone a lot of the time she could have easily done this while she was married too. I guess Ramona was right about LuAnn sleeping around during her marriage!!
I totally forgot about that, Ramona may have been right. I can’t see Luann actually liking her husband but for his money and his title. In fact I wouldn’t put it past her to have cheated on her husband with her new boyfriend and now she’s cheating on him.
well well well. I wanted to post a video on this story but you cant go searchin for “squirting orgasms” on the youtubes and expect to come out the same. I did come across several medical educational videos though :0
I don’t believe in those – isn’t that just a myth? Please tell me those don’t really exist!
Yep but more times than not its just the bladder letting go. Men are soooo silly.
It *is* true, and it’s something that can happen with experience. BTDT, and it had nothin’ to do with my bladder, but details are meant for an entirely different messageboard!
PLease tell me I didnt read/hear that…please! (find a happy place…find a happy place)
Lol! Thanks for the laughs
haha….i do what i can…..
yes punky they do exist. but their frequency is not well established and there has been debate in the literature over the exact composition of the fluid which is released. apparently men are fascinated by the phenomenon because it is now a sub-genre of porn
Papa Teichner.,
I am purty sure you are just gettin peed on.
Love,
Made
HAHAHA! it’s official. i heart madepiley
that was a theory for a long time. who knows.
Hallelujah, I’ve been waiting for something like this since scary island. Right now BH is kicking every other franchise in the face. Suicide and alocholism will always beat out title feuds and family spats. But Sonja seems to be on the mental breakdown express. Choo choo the train is arriving at the station and just in time.
LuAnn is an idiot snob. She thinks no one else speaks the same languages. When meeting Aviva (who also speaks French) for the first time in Central Park, LuAnn told her they could use French as their “secret language”.
OMG…. Luann is a (in Kelly’s words) a HOBAG……..
Yeah, she’s easier to get into than community college.
*holding my sides* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA….Luann have ALWAYS been a WHORE darling
great line Ana !!!!!!
Ana I love that!
She has, and I hope this is her year to be outed.. She talks about everybody, has that shithead to stand by her side.. She just isn’t a nice person.. Perhaps Bravo kept her on to torture her
LIke she has done to us. That’s just my thought on this selfish woman who tries to act like she is all that like she’s hot shit on a silver platter, when I know she is only cold turds on a paper plate.
She thinks her s#it don’t stink just ‘cuz she farts through silk.
Didnt Ramona out the countess already-two seasons ago? There was talk that the count wasnt the only one cheating….
Yes and there is the rub w/Ramonster she bellows out the truth…and the Countess cant take it!
She does remind me of patrick swayzes vida from too wong fu at times…
Yep, you are correct.
Reese
She did out her.. She was always tramping around with someone.. People in glass houses all over again!
I’m waiting on Who to tell us who Luanne’s hotel room romp feller looks like.
mp I’m assuming you have a LOT of vids ready for this, but I’m goin’ with Johnny Depp!!
and one of my favorite Johnny Depp movies
Oh, I just pray Flipit takes this one on….
From your lips to Flipit’s ears!
I always thought that the best way to get someone to calm down, is to yell at them. Works like a charm.
Love it, matty…SO true. And get louder and louder…
this must be a setup = with luanne wired and the cameras rolling certainly she’s playing along with bravos drama charade….
Maybe so, but it sure doesn’t endear her to the fan base. That’s where LuAnn is losing IMO
I don’t have cable so usually just watch the clips and read about the shows here. I skip anything about NJ …so nasty, ugh. BUT I am so glad I bought this season of NY on youtube! Woot!
Sonja is totally the woman of Grey Gardens — SAD! LuLu has always been a hoeBag and she is fake, as in no money!! That is why she bumms off of everyone! Her x-hubby didn’t have to pay her alimony and only child support for few years. That is why she had to give up NewYork apt! That dated Ahampton house is ALL she has!
yes yes!! I’ve been seeing sonja that way for a long time….tendencies to become reclusive, eccentric, quirky etc….it’s all there
Wowwwwwwwww.
That’s all I got.
Hmm, this could get tricky. If LuLu gets knocked up by Johnny Depp then Pepe le pew gonna be sad.
wow can’t wait for this to implode – Rockstar please upload ASAP you know what I mean