CAROLINE MANZO, LAUREN MANZO: Guess What’s For Rent???… Chateau!!… VIDEO

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The Real Housewives franchises have become a guilty pleasure for me and I've become intrigued by 'normal' people who would agree to put their lives on television for public display and scrutiny. What are their motives to divulge their daily routines for viewing audiences to approve, reprimand, berate, castigate, attack; basically abuse and judge? Oh, just forget about the above nonsense... the majority of these people are just stoo-pid.
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44 Responses to CAROLINE MANZO, LAUREN MANZO: Guess What’s For Rent???… Chateau!!… VIDEO

  1. The fat lady sang, she’s a moron….people follow people and if she doesn’t have a following she can sit on her ass forever. You can only do so many family members. Good luck dweedzo….:-)

  2. Fat trophy wife says:

    Well it’s about time for it to be for rent again. They could’ve done a great online site before the tides turned but now it’s a little too late.

  3. Coopsta says:

    “THE FAT LADY DIDN’T SING?” HOLY F! If my MOTHER ever said that to me, I would be CRUSHED! And I most certainly would not sing!

  4. Housewife Hoe says:

    So weird that Bravo did the flash back with Danielle & Dina. Prediction, Danielle will be baaack. You heard it here first folks. LOL

    • James says:

      i think it will be Dina

      • Newbie says:

        I thought I read on Dina’s twitter awhile back that she signed up for season 5 saying something like I’m back bitches season 5 which is why Caroline was seen recently with Dina shopping.

        • Coopsta says:

          She said it once, and then later tweeted it was an April Fool’s joke. I was bummed! Would love for Dina to come back.

          • sandra says:

            Dina walked away from the drama for her peace of mind. I’m sure now that the drama is all in the family she would find it more distasteful. I hope she has worked out her issues with her family.

            • Buck Henry says:

              No she walked away/fired because she forged her ex-husbands (I would love to find out how and why she got divorced from him and then tada married a “rich” brother of her sisters husband) signature for her daughter to be on the show. And since she couldn’t use her daughter or her new husband, she didn’t have a story. Also Bravo was mad that she forged that signature and was lucky that the ex didn’t take her and Bravo to court to edit her out and such.

          • Newbie says:

            Wow didn’t know that, that’s too bad.

  5. MouthoftheSouth says:

    I don’t understand her saying Lauren is a fighter. Just like her Mother. WTF? Fight what? Lapband hasn’t ever stood on her own two feet. All she does is whine and she gets her way.Her Dad bought her a booth space that she only stayed at one freaking day! Whined again and Mommy bought her rental space for Crapface makeup. Whines about needing to lose weight, Daddy buys her a lapband. Stoopid asshat!

    • housewife hoe says:

      Because Chuckie is an idiot and so ridiculously dramatic. Have you noticed that she paints this drama induced picture that her daughter is a “fighter,” her boys are “taking the world by storm,” or my ultimate favorite “my family is thick as thieves.” Cut the crap, no one is buying your crap Don – go scratch.

  6. Mattie says:

    Does anyone know when Dina is slated to appear on RHONJ this season? In the season trailer she was shown telling Teresa that T did nothing to Caroline to really hurt her.

  7. Chris says:

    Producers are getting too obvious with these made-up scenes. Puh…leeze try to convince me this is reality. Sheeesh! I can’t even with Lapband and Stank Face.

  8. behindthegates says:

    Dear Bravo,

    Please bring Danielle back if you want A+ reality TV with bitches running with their head cut off.

    Thanks.

  9. Fat trophy wife says:

    Why didn’t Caroline wear a dress from her own shop? Stupid.

  10. VigilanteHousewife says:

    I honestly feel bad for Lauren. Her mother- SUCKS. AT. PARENTING. Bitter woman. Lauren, MOVE. Far away. Sigh. Will she ever learn? Now they are attached as business partners. What a mistake, Lauren! Instead of distancing herself from Chucky aka Quivering Jowls, she partners with her in a mentally stunted business venture. FAIL.

  11. sandra says:

    T has at one time or another hurt everyone. She is the most self absorbed person I have ever seen. She makes rude remarks and digs at everyone all the time. Kathy’s signs at her tasting were like something her kids would make was the latest. If “T” wasn’t so insecure and was truly supportive of her family she would’nt feel compelled to make derogatory remarks about Kathy or Melissa of Caroline. I am not a fan of the gang but if you can’t see “T” for what she is you are blind. She will do anything to save her family except walk away from HW. Her husband is rude and vulgar even to her. His vocabulary is limited and for once “T” seemed to get it and wished he would stop with the stupid jokes only he finds amusing. We can’t expect much better from the girls when they are exposed to the nasty things their parents say and see them laugh when they repeat it.

    • sincere2001 says:

      Sandra I guess I’m blind because you just skipped over how Tre’s loving family got on the show. I was always told if you want to make friends, show yourself friendly… They stabbed her in her back to get on the show, now they want her to play nice! Pluzeeeee

    • kel says:

      I find Juicy quite amusing. Way more so than Richie or poisonous Joe G.

    • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

      But its ok when Tre makes jabs or does something against her co stars Just ask her fans

    • The same can be said for all of them…They ALL have hurt each other at some point…The cookbook thing was stupid..if you read it…it did not read as an insult…they needed something to get the ball rolling.

      My problem with the others is that they are malicious and calculating.

      Tre did not start the Danielle drama…she walked into it standing up for Dina.
      Tre did not carry the book around town shoing it to every one,
      Tre did not say that if you come around my family I’m gonna have you investigated – Droopy Jawls Manzoid said that
      Tre did not meet with Dirty D’s ex to cause drama- again that was Droopy Jawls Manzoid
      Tre did not feed Dirty D negative info about her family to hurt them- The Lookers Stripper did
      Tre did not make it a point to catalog their financial problems on tv, with magazines to support her claims while faking to be a concerned friend. A real friend who is concerned would do that off camera. Wacko Jacko did that.
      After the friendship has fallen apart, Tre did not trash her former friends in her blogs and on twitter every chance she got
      Tre did not corner a child and antagonize them, knowing full well they are not on the best of terms with the child’s mother thus forfeiting their right to correct a “friends” child. Chucky and Jackoholic did that.
      Tre did not sit around in circles talking negatively about people and smiling at them when they came in the room
      Tre did not call her brother Garbage on TV the first scene in the first episode. The closeted gay brother did that.
      The entire cast did not
      Tre did not passive aggressively imply that Tre leaves her kids unattended and them make remarks that she could not work to hard and be detached from her kids…implying thats what Tre is doing.

      I could go on and on..but it would take too much time

      The difference is the way they turned so viciously on someone they once loved. Everyone says mean and horrible things out of hurt and anger…but to deliberately plot someone’s demise is what separates human from bottom feeding scum bags

  12. kel says:

    Oh ya, super revenge to go rent same the shop you had a nervous breakdown in and fled, because the owners relocated to a better spot! I’m still not following this logic. Here’s an idea, why not stop dumping your mama’s Bravo paycheck into a lame makeup studio/dress shop and go to a good college instead?

  13. Ana Cephaly says:

    Oooookay. Everyone else makes digs at her all the time, so if Teresa gives sumpthin’ back that ain’t nuthin’ but a little tit for tat. CattyKath’s signs were completely low rent all the way. The Dollar Store poster board with misspelled hand lettering? Really? Really? I don’t blame Teresa for calling her out for that. Tacky.

    Why should Teresa walk away from RHONJ? She was there first. MeGo the Sugar Coated Snake, her casterato hubby and the JabberWakiles can get to steppin’. And take Chuckie and her cabal with them.

    You want to talk about rude and vulgar? I will see your Joe Giudice and raise you a Rich Wakile. I have never laughed at one of Rich’s supposed bon mots. Joe Giudice, on the other hand, has cracked me up on numerous occasions. Rich Wakile is revolting and completely lacking in any redeeming character traits.

    I don’t even want to imagine what kind of things Antonia might repeat after the bacchanal celebrations she was exposed to at the Shore Whore Party. Oh, and it was just lovely when JoGo called her a cock blocker as he attempted to bust Bravo’s reality TV cherry with a sex show in front of the Bravo crew.

    Teresa’s transgressions are a speck in the eye compared to the plank in the eyes of the rest of the cast.

  14. morninglaurie says:

    You go girl!

  15. NonnaB says:

    WHO GIVES A FLYING CHUCKIE. Really, I don’t care what these Manzoids do, just please don’t show them on the show anymore – I just can’t take it.

  16. sandra says:

    I would not blame her either if she ever OWNED IT. She never says anything about anybody remember. I don’t know how we could forget she says so every time she speaks.

  17. sandra says:

    I did not see all of your post and I don’t have time to go over every point. I do not defend the rest of the cast. However Tre is always talking one way and doing the other. Her family are on the show its not her show. Even if they “stabbed” her in the back to get there it has been 2 years. Tre says she does not hold grudges and she is still talking about it. She made snide remarks about her brothers christening how hers was bigger “they don’t even have 200 hundred people” comes to mind. She has said nasty things about Kathy even before she was on the show like “who would even want you on the show” her house was too small.
    The others are not much better but they don’t harp on how they don’t hold grudges or put the others down like Tre does. The therapy fiasco with her brother sums it up when she stated she did not have a problem it was all her brother. It is never one sided in a relationship they all contribute to the problem and you can’t fix your part if you are in denial. She wants a refund from the therapist but she didn’t follow his advice that any sane person could see was sound.

    • You want to ignore everyone else’s transgressions and single Tre out…be fair…look at everyone…

      You should rephrase…its not that you do not defend the rest of the cast. You ignore that crap they have done and fixate on Tre…just like they have.

      For the record….the info was new to her, she addressed the stabbing in the back when it happened…and again when it aired….she’s not fixating on that…

      She and Joe are silly to say they dont need therapy…and talk about holding grudges..Joe goes into therapy and talks about Tre not being there when Antonia was born…7 yars ago! We could go on all day……the bottom line is Tre is not the only problem like they are making it seem. ALL are at fault…including Tre…she is delusional as well!

      • sandra says:

        I think we may agree, at least for the most part. My issue with Tre is her constant statements about all she does not do and the grudges she does not hold when last week she stated in an interview how she is the victim and was “stabbed in the back”. Sometimes the things she says are valid like the dig at Kath’s signs but don’t claim too be the only victim when you are an active participant . Last week she wanted to mend her relationship with Kathy and in the same interview last week she voiced her opinion about Kathy’s house not being big enough, “Who would want you”. That is hurtful. They all l contribute to the mess but her constant contradictory statements drive me nuts.

        • Sandra…Tree does not own many of the things she says…I have seen that.

          I’m not a blind supporter..i can call people out on bad behavior, Tree is not at all perfect or without blame.

          • sandra says:

            Meadow we do agree on more than we disagree about. Read Tre’s new blog and it sums it up. I hope you have a great day.

      • Buck Henry says:

        You need to understand, she doesn’t care that her BROTHER is on the show she hates her sister in law Melissa. Do you think that is the worst that Teresa has heard about Melissa being a golddigger, it wasn’t. If even 1/10th of what was said on Fame Whorgas is true, she and her sisters are people she definitely don’t want her brother to be around. She’s in a pickle, because the brother is in love with a hot woman that he wouldn’t have been able to get unless he had money and she knows it. And she sees the trainwreck that is coming for him and Melissa but he doesn’t want to see it.

  18. Savonna says:

    Oh Lawd no! The thought of Laurgen’s or Jackassline’s roll of fat va jay jay’s in glitter makes me want to yak! Gross.
    Caroline gets uglier & more chucky looking each epi, also fatter. Maybe she better start shutting her mouth more & open it only to drink her daughter’s eggwhites.

    • Ana Cephaly says:

      Chuckie needs to get her Lap Band tightened up. Me thinks she’s not a size 4 anymore!

  19. daisymay says:

    Anyone who starts a shop with no experience in a saturated market JUST to “help their morale” is in for a really rude awakening – one that is certain to destroy any remaining morale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    stupid beyone words

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