JACQUELINE LAURITA: Chris Laurita, Albie Manzo, Chris “Tom Sizemore” Manzo… On Canadian ET… VIDEO

July 21, 2012  12:15 pm  Was waiting for the FULL Canadian ET interview to become available.  However, cannot view Canadian ET in US!!  BubbaJax looks stressed…

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76 Responses to JACQUELINE LAURITA: Chris Laurita, Albie Manzo, Chris “Tom Sizemore” Manzo… On Canadian ET… VIDEO

  1. Once again the talk went straight from bee-ell-kay to Tre. Even the interviewer wasn’t interested in anything they had to talk about except Tre.

    • ChiaPet says:

      True point cherrylipgloss, she was holding BLK while Albie tried to talk about it ~ she ignored him and asked Jax about Tree, So funny.

    • CJ says:

      Nobody is interested in Jax, so the only thing of interesst she can talk about is Tre. Jax sure looks like she’s gained back a lot of weight from drinking all that black sludge tea.

  2. Candace says:

    Terrible self presentation.

    Her brief speaking time was full of “ummms”. Noticed that on earlier clips, too.

  3. DMB says:

    Could her voice shake anymore?

  4. ChiaPet says:

    The interviewer is looking at BLK, her teeth are clenched and her look is complete disgust~LOL

  5. They all looked like sloppy pigs. I wouldn’t buy anything they were selling!

    • ScrappieONE says:

      That was the FIRST thing that caught my eye too, was their sloppy attire…. Chris L needs to get rid of Little Chris… He’s not bringing a good light on this crap….

      • magdella says:

        Seriously. Even though Albie has zero personality, at least he seems to take this somewhat seriously (or at least pretends to). Chris is a big negative. He needs to be tossed.

  6. Jackotobacco says:

    How many wind ups for Jacko before interviews. Without a Bravo script to follow and Caro’s plotting/prodding Jacko has trouble forming a thought or speaking.
    Anyone notice, how slow Jacko’s and Ashlee’s gear clocks move? How hard it is to respond?

    • Buck Henry says:

      I tell ya, you can always always tell an ex stripper. They don’t know sometimes how to dress for things in the evening. Also I was right, they weren’t there to promote Bravo’s new season in Canada. Because if it was so where is the Wakiles and Melissa and her Umpa lumpa, I know they would love to have a free vacation to promote Melissa and Kathy.

      • I agree with you…..and there was a shot o f jacko stanging next to sofa and bending over….and her stance(butt out, provocative) read “stripper in lucite shoes”….that was my aha moment on that exstripper….(wish I knew which episode and could screen capture and email to ms sh and oh I have lots of wishes but that’s just one of em)

  7. lemonmarabou says:

    when Jax speaks about Teresa – what Tre did to her, she doesnt look in the anchor’s eyes ..
    because she’s lying

  8. Dawn Raine says:

    Interviewer says they are there for a very important cause… Very old trick to team your for profit business with a local charity to help build trust and interest. Done by door-to-door magazine salesmen 50 years ago.
    Noticed at Food Show no one smiled at people when prompting water or sauce, such a basic, key approach public. Moron Manzo mentality.

    • GuiltyOfWatchingHousewives says:

      It is indeed a very old trick. One time a friend of mine invited our whole book club over to her house to talk about a ” very important charity ” she wanted to turn us all onto and participate in. When we got there, she badgered us all into buying HER stuff because SHE was “planning on ” donating a small portion of the night’s sales to a charity. The actual charity WAS real, but it was clear her only interest in it was as a means to get us to buy her stuff. Did she ever actually donate a portion of her sales to that charity?? Doubtful. It’s not like we were going to check up on her and she knew it. Needless to say, we’re not such great friends anymore. The Manzos are old school hucksters.

    • MouthoftheSouth says:

      Well when you team up and donate to the charity you get a tax break. That may be their incentive.

      • OCwoman says:

        TamTresh is another huckster. Tamra’s Wines By Wives does the same thing – tie its product to a charity, though I don’t know what charity. I haven’t looked cuz it’s TamTrash’s business. Since when does Tamra know anything about wine? All she knows how to do is shots! Anybody know which charity she’s using to scam people into buying wine?

  9. GuiltyOfWatchingHousewives says:

    I still want to hear what “business opportunities” Teresa “stole” or “sabotaged” for Jac. Hey Jac, just because a company didn’t WANT you, doesn’t mean Teresa SABOTAGED you.

    • BergenCounty says:

      Guilty: I was just thinking about that. First it was because Tre replied to Danielle’s text and now it is because Tre sabotaged her. Which is it, Jax? Notice that she drops the sabotage bomb but never provides details or facts to back it up.

      • GuiltyOfWatchingHousewives says:

        Berg – you forgot about Tree not ” sharing her feelings ” and ” remaining friends with Dina ” when they were arguing with her. Oh, and the ultimate gem reason of why they hate Teresa – she’s mean to poor, innocent Melissa!!

        • BergenCounty says:

          LOL, how could I forget! Yep, Jax is full steam ahead on the if you can’t convince them confuse them train! And the train is being driven by DonCaro!!! Choo-Choo!

    • RichmondVA says:

      You read my mind. She doesn’t provide any details because she is full of sh&*. Just like Caroline at the last reunion when she tried to pin the rift between her and Dina on Tree. “She has a friend who likes to talk..and say things that aren’t true about me and Jacqueline..I’m looking at you.” Then she could not say one thing that Tree had said about her to Dina. I like how Tree said that a few blogs back- they don’t want ya Jac and Caro!

    • Jackotobacco says:

      Dina used her connections for publishing Teresa’s first cookbook.
      This is the best bet, to date.

      Ha Ha to Caroline!

    • ccmmaahh says:

      EXACTLY!!!!

  10. Leigh says:

    I thought it was odd how jax’s wasn’t looking at the reporter whaen she was talking about T. That just screamed lieing to me. Something is so off here!

  11. BergenCounty says:

    Geez…. if they have everything riding on this black sludge as Chris Laurita has stated, you would think that Jax would at least be able to string together a cohesive sentence in an effort to try to sell this crap. A salesperson she is not and she doesn’t sound like she really believes in this product. Enough with the ummmms. Whenever Tre is on a TV show to promote her cookbook, she always hits all her talking points, has her recipes memorized and is enthusiastic about her product.

    • originalcyn1 says:

      Tree has a very good coaching staff and she has come a long way since the beginning! Jacqueline needs to do some serious copying to get where she needs to go.

    • Jackotobacco says:

      Chris’ condom failed when he hooked up with the dumb nail girl @ Dina’s regular hair salon.
      Chris was engaged to Dina’s friend, a good girl— not a gultch pole dancer.
      Between all of these dummies not one good idea.
      They should be marketing blk condoms, or any color/clear, to prevent this from happening.

    • GuiltyOfWatchingHousewives says:

      Bergen – I agree. People love to call Teresa stupid, and I’m certainly not going to argue with anyone who calls her “inarticulate”, but she has a certain kind of intelligence that gets her far in certain arenas, like business. As you said, she knows how to sell her product, and more importantly, I think, she TAKES ADVICE. It’s become CRYSTAL CLEAR that no one in the Manzo/Laurita clan is influenced by public perception of them at ALL. And public perception matters a lot when your very financial welfare depends on selling your sh*t to the viewers.

      • Guilty: Tree couldn’t think herself outta a tub ‘o Jello! For the 15 millionth time: Tree has EXCELLENT people advising her. And, Tree takes direction very well! Have to give credit to all of Tree’s people… they are the MOST professional, efficient and pleasant of reps… a pleasure to deal with. If only that could be said for ALL the Housewives reps… there are a few who are downright unjustifiably nasty! TFC!! SH

        • villegirl says:

          Any hints on the nasty ones?? I’ve met Tree at BEA each year she’s had a new cookbook out and have to say that she comes across as genuinely nice, but she’s never on time. Bet that drives her handlers nuts. But the lines to see her are always loooooooong.

      • LoveVegas says:

        I know this is all in fun but careful about the generalization that someone who comes across as “inarticulate” in person or on camera is “stupid.” Tre may just be like many people (myself included) who come across better in print and are not adept at speaking “off the cuff” in situations where an immediate response is required. I remember Tre also has said that English is her 2nd language and that she still thinks in Italian a lot. A lot of her stumbles are probably related to her searching for the English words in her head before she responds. I know cuz I teach kids who are English learners and I can tell when someone’s translating in their head and trying to put together a sentence. It doesn’t always come out right – thank God for PR people and coaches! That being said, how come Mr. In-Charge Laurita isn’t doing the talking here??? Thought it was HIS business? Maybe was doing a ventriloquist act w/Jax???

        • LoveVegas says:

          And I am NOT in any way shape or form defending Jax’s incoherence here…she IS stupid and can’t blame it on lack of English!

        • you’re right @LoveVegas…..aren’t fear of heights and fear of public speaking our greatest fears? (I still recall the fear of having to give a presentation in class)….Between that and translating in her head could come across worse than she is….From what I’ve read she is extremely personable in person…maybe that saves her

          • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

            Tre Has been speaking english for 35 yrs You would think she would have gotten by now I know people who learned English in their middle age and they speak it much much better Then Tre who learned it as a small child.
            Maybe Jax is not a good at interviews either If that excuse is good enough for Tre its Good enough for Jax to. My friend hates Job interviews and she stumbles all over them and looks like a Idiot But in person she is very articulate and to the point.

            • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

              Let not forget this is also the women who didnt know what the summer solstice was and what A physical Therapist did That not ESL problem thats a Dumb problem
              Tre was born and raised in the US she isnt a just off the boat immigrant and while some of her issues could be ESL issues that excuse only goes so far.

        • Love: Tree did not just come off the boat… her parents did. English is her first language. Been carefully observing Tree for two years… she is dumb as a boxa rocks. If you, or anyone, cares to… there are numerous videos on SH of Tree BEFORE her professional reps and PR people came on board… see for yourself that Tree can barely string two sentences together. Tree has had media coaches working with her… she now robotically repeats every talking point in every interview. Had it not been for the professionals guiding her, she would still be stumbling, mumbling along… TFC!! SH

          • OCwoman says:

            I agree with SH and Lisa. Tre’s problem is she’s just plain dumb. She’s made too many mistakes with easiIy pronounced words and general information. For goodness sake she’s not on a show about rocket science! I bet she barely made through high school.

            • OC: Tree got through HS… and on to a two-year AS from the Berkeley School of Fashion Merchandising, a trade school. Credits from these types of schools will not transfer to an accredited four-year college/university. TFC!!! SH

              • ReAlTaLk says:

                If Tre is so dumb and she just stumbled into her good fortune then why is it so hard for all the rest of the HW? This question in not limited to or just about the New Jersey HW?????

              • whodothesepeoplelooklike?? says:

                My guess is that Tre takes direction extremely well, is pleasant to work with and exhibits little to none of the entitled attitude these other putz’s exhibit. Froggy’s little al-kayda hubbend and kid did a photo op last summer for a golf shop, I think, and when it was over they started helping themselves to golf shirts. MeGo and her “doin’ it half-assed” BS comments at the blk/on display launch last March (no, not 2012, LAST March!!)
                (http://stoopidhousewives.com/2011/09/19/the-real-housewives-of-new-jersey-preview-of-close-to-the-finale-episode-2/)
                ALL of them act like God’s gift. Remember “Ladies and Gentlemen. We have arrived”?? The list is long. But Tre drives (or used to drive) to book signings by herself at dinky little book stores, etc.

              • who: LOL!! Yes… remember the days when Tree drove herself to signings??? And didn’t need a “stylist” to accompany her?? Those were the days!! TFC!! SH

              • ReAlTaLk says:

                Tre can’t be that dumb and do so well! She’s smart enough not to act like the rest of the cast and treat others like garbage! I’m not buying the dumb theory! You can say she sounds dumb! You can say she acts dumb but to flat out call her dumb is a untrue judgement. Underestimating her intelligence.

          • Jackotobacco says:

            I have had friends born in US who showed up for kindergarten knowing only Spanish.
            Immigrant families can be very closed to the outside world.
            Even in organized Italian crime families, new immigrants are having real conflicts with families who have been here awhile. They each look down on the others.

          • magdella says:

            That’s what probably kills her fambly and friends. They were so certain she’d be easy-peasy to take down. They had no idea she’d be smaaaht enough to apparently surround herself with good people and listen to their advice.
            I wouldn’t say that this is a situation unique to Teresa either. I’d be willing to wager that there are plenty of actual celebs who have been coached to death, lest the public catch a whiff of their limited intellects and low levels of emotional maturity.
            Look what happened to ole Tom Cruise when he got rid of his longtime publicist…not pretty.

  12. GuiltyOfWatchingHousewives says:

    Chris and Albie really should have put a jacket on to go on tv. They look like they just rolled out of bed and picked up whatever was marginally clean off the floor.

    • MouthoftheSouth says:

      That is because they don’t have to portray a professional image. If this fails they have Mommy and Daddy to fall back on. Chris on the other hand is dressed appropriately cause he is in survival mode. He actually has bills to pay.

  13. gessiewtf says:

    Their slogan on their website (which does not function, by the way) is, “It’s not water, it’s Blk!” Are you kidding me? You are admitting that it isn’t water? THEY are as dumb as a bunch of rocks.

    • madepiley says:

      I think they prolly should have flavored it (maybe teamed up with crystal light?) and people would have bought it for the mineral gimmick if they could flavor it up.

    • gessie: If da ‘zoids are as ‘dumb as a buncha rocks’… that puts them in the same category as Tree! LOL!!! None of the Jersey crew has a brain cell among them! Theyz all STOOPID!! TFC!! SH

  14. donnalee says:

    That was one of the worst interviews ever…that interviewer was so not interested in what they had to say about anything BUT Teresa. I bet that if Jac had said that she would LOVE to be friends with Teresa and that she was sorry that she listened to Caroline and Bravo, that woman would have spent an hour talking about BLK!!! because then there would not be anything else to talk about!!!

    • old NJ girl says:

      Did anyone else notice that they are all not refering to it as B L K not Black Water? I wonder if that is part of the settlement on the lawsuit.
      I am sorry but I can’t think of a most produce to sink my money and time into trying to sell.

  15. Kelly says:

    With blk by law if they claim that all their ingredients aids bodily functions in any way such as making you healthier etc you have to put in the disclaimer that the FDA has not evaluated this product etc. haven’t seen that on any of their ads or bottling. Also the Manzoids need to have their nutritional information readily available for people to read when hawking that sludge on their website. They only list a couple ingredients nothing about calories, servings per container, calories from fat, etc etc etc………I hope the FDA gets some more emails regarding these omissions.

    • TV Junkie says:

      Also, I hope they put a disclaimer on there saying that if you are pregnant not to drink it. I read some info on fulvic acid on the internet and pregnant women shouldn’t take it.
      The FDA really needs to look into whether they are putting the info on their packaging that needs to be on there.

      • Kelly says:

        Exactly. They are going to have some major problems coming their way taking the shortcuts they have. Also increasing alkalinity in water is only temporary and lasts at maximum 3 days during which the alkalinity level is slowly lowering back down to the original level of the water that was used which is commonly in the 6-7 range. I would like to also know who is bottling it, where is the spring water coming from along with who is manufacturing and bottling the Manzoids sauce as well. All in the details.

        • Coopsta says:

          Just coming out of Anatomy & Physiology, I am a little skeptical of the “alkaline” benefits of making water more basic. Each area of your body has a specific pH for a reason, and if you mess with it too much funky things could start happening!! I have also seen alkaline water for sale in a health store, and wondered about it as well at the time.

          • madepiley says:

            That’s interesting Coopsta. Is it possible that these “weird things” include messing with brain chemistry? Perhaps the cause of Bubbajax wacky antics (If she even drinks it which I doubt)? I also wonder if it could lead to more kidney stones in people that are predisposed to get them.

  16. sd says:

    To me, If you are there to promote the product and the interviewer tried to bring up Teresa and away from blk. Why not down play it and leave it on a positive note. “Do you and Teresa still talk?” “Not right now.” “Do you think you will ever make up?” “Do you think that you will ever forgive her?” (for what I personally have no idea but anyway, insert typical Bravo answer) “You will just have to watch what happens.” But noooooo we have a tirade of blah blah sabatoge. Now you tell me how many people that heard that interview would have still been thinking about blk and not about Teresa??!!! Very sloppy marketing.

  17. gnomey1 says:

    I gotta git me a pair of them yaller shoes. Thankfully, I was distracted by them the entire interview! lol

  18. Candace says:

    Disgusting Chris Manzo tweets and whines that he can’t find a bar at airport. He loses his chance to vomit in a public restroom again.

    That group are alcoholics in the making.

    • GuiltyOfWatchingHousewives says:

      I agree and I actually think too little attention has been paid to that issue. These ppl pound the hooch hardcore in every…..single…..episode. I predict a trip or two to a detox house in their futures, and of course a full scale denial of the problem by Chuck. Then again, by then they might have wives, so she can always blame their problems on them – or Teresa Giudice.

    • ccmmaahh says:

      He once tweeted that if he did not need a drink every single day he would not go out at all. Caroline should have been alarmed if she noticed that comment.

  19. DD says:

    I turned it off when Jaqoholic started yapping about helping homeless youths. Please. She kicked her own zit faced youth to the curb. Assholey had to go live with any half wit 12th cousin that had a porch for her to sleep on while Jaqoholic and the ‘real’ kids slept in the mansion. Sick.

  20. ccmmaahh says:

    Ashlee is back home in NJ not working just doing her blog. Does she make money doing this blog? I don’t get it!

    • GuiltyOfWatchingHousewives says:

      None of these “kids” seem to work. They seem positively allergic to real jobs.

  21. old NJ girl says:

    One of the main reason that Teresa is so successful is due to her creating the products that got her started. She had her cookbooks that were based on her family recipe.She added stories about her family and friends to make it more than just another Italian or skinny cookbook. Next she created her own style of Bellini drinks. She waited until she had some success until she partnered with the teeth whitening and hair products. The rest of the Devils Army are only marketing a product that someone else created. The Manzo’s brought the right to market wines and black water. Lookers is marketing volka for Pitbull. I am not sure if Kathy’s drink has her name on it or not and frankly I could care less.

  22. ccmmaahh says:

    They all looked so uncomfortable and nervous!!!

  23. whodothesepeoplelooklike?? says:

    Some commenters wondered if this was a Bravo trip, how come more people didn’t go. I learned the other day that Canada has a very strict immigration policy–even for visits. If you have DUI you cannot just go into Canada–you have to do some paperwork and even then you might not make it. Soooo, we know why SOME people might not be able to make the trip!

  24. firstgeneration says:

    That’s not true about Canada. Yes they have very strict immigration policies, but if you are driving in all you need is a passport card, and if under 16 a Birth Certificate is all that’s needed. If it was the case about DUI’s some of my family memebers (not proud, but they are family) wouldn’t of got in last month (sadly for a cousin who passed away). Canada does have strict DUI laws, we in the USA should follow then in regards to that. When me and my family go to Canada we get dropped off at the night club and cab it back, everyone does it. You see mom, dads, and even grandmothers dropping off family. You get out and there are rows, and rows of cabs. Luckly one of my sooooooooooooooo many cousins is a cab driver, so we get VIP…

  25. firstgeneration says:

    In regards to Tree. I have stated before that although I was born in the USA, I didn’t speak English until I was 5 and started school. Due to attending Catholic school, that was part of our church, a lot of kids where like me or “fresh off the boat”. So we where actually taught in Portuguese and English being the second language. I’m in my 40’s and still have problems forming words or phrases correctly. I think in Portuguese 1st and then have to translate into English and come up with the right “phrasing” Ok that being said I understand the language “thinging” and understand how Tree gets things mixed up.

    Posso por favor usar o banho (Can I please use the bathroom)
    Posso por favor usar o quarto du banho (Can I please use the room of bath)
    Posso por favor usar o quarto du lavar (Can I please use the room to wash)

    I hear it like that, just to realize it’s simply (bathroom). Now when I’m in Canada it’s washroom, but if you say “Onde está a lavender” (where is the laundry room) can in some homes mean “bathroom” instead of “laundry room”.

    It can get confusing in the brain…LOL

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