July 21, 2012 9:00 am The Canadian Morning Show panel don’t wanna drink the black! Before that… da Manzoids explain how they got on the show… and say that in America they don’t use “Canadian Spring Water”… Chris Manzo = Tom Sizemore
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The Real Housewives franchises have become a guilty pleasure for me and I've become intrigued by 'normal' people who would agree to put their lives on television for public display and scrutiny. What are their motives to divulge their daily routines for viewing audiences to approve, reprimand, berate, castigate, attack; basically abuse and judge? Oh, just forget about the above nonsense... the majority of these people are just stoo-pid.
similar to coconut water???? Ohh “kids say the darndest things”!
Chris looks bored. I miss him skinnier. I always thought he was more attractive then Albie. One should never wear stripes on TV. Not for nothing but at least they speak well for the most part. Favorite quote is from Chis @3:01 “they built the show pretty much around what we were doing and then eventually other things started to come up and we’ve kinda built our lives around them”
Yeah. He said a mouthful there, didn’t he? Um, Critterfur, the show aint always gonna be there, maybe you should get a real job and a girlfriend and build your life around that. Just sayin.
Critterfur looks hung over…
He should have said they their lives are based on Mommy friend drama and they built their lives around Mommy’s to be TV with no other ambitions but the show itself. Which is why they are always shown lounging around, eating and being lazy.
What is Chris Laurita going to do if Bubba Jax is fired? Buh bye platform. I’m sure lots of people will try the sludge once, but I highly doubt anyone would replace or make it their beverage of choice and buy cases and cases of it.
They actually were very well spoken. I was surprised. They acted like such idiots on the reality show. Poor Chris looks bored to death, and Albie looks so enthusiastic. I think that this dumb BLk water idea was Albie’s. Whenever these two are interviewed Albie always looks so excited talking about the water, and Chris just sits there looking off into the distance. The idea is really just the worst ever.
OMG.. I am soooo tired of don caro and her insane clown posse ! These guys are trying for an “A” and a neck rub from their home schooling mommie in “How to sell Bullsh** 101 ” class.
Thank you for putting out there the Insane Clown Posse, you would think that nobody would know that group. But your correct, I laughed so hard that it bust my sides.
That was freaky. Thanks for activating my coulrophobia.
OMG! ICP. I saw them in concert a few years ago and I was freaked the eff out. They’re not my cup of tea anyway but the crowd and the bands makeup scared the hell out of me. LOL!!! There are so many classic moments on these threads. Thank you all.
LMAO ! leave it to MP to post “the mom song” !
I didn’t because I didn’t want to freak too many people out ! They is freaky as he** but so are the manzoids !
“Will you have ice with your glass of sludge?”
If Critterfer manages to put on 5 more lbs he will be definitely veering into Chris Christie territory. So ugly!
Hard to imagine the public running out to purchase case of this stuff which looks and sounds like something that filtered through an oil pan.
Sauce, cds,cook books, jewelry, cookies, cosmetics, clothes, “black water”, there is no end to what they will “sell” in order to avoid a real job.
Pat: It’s a “FEBUS” Festival with all those products and merchandise! Throw one up against the wall and see what sticks… and FEBUS! LOL!! TFC!!! SH
FEBUS kinda gets a mention around the 5:55 mark!!! And it’s amazing that they’re still learning something new about this water “every day!”
I’m laughing my ass off, that is funny as hell and so true. These idiots are a bunch of clowns and that’s being nice. It looks like they took their swap meet on the road to Vancouver Canada lololoolololololo. And your so right, they are like a dollar store of goods and services that they are trying to push. Also I wonder if Bravo is behind them showing up for the Bravo premiere of the new season for Canada. The reason is that it’s only the Manzo’s? I know damn well that the Wakiles and Melissa and her Umpa Lumpa would have been happy to go to Vancouver to push Bravo. Are we sure it’s a bravo thing or it’s them using the Bravo name and just going there to push BLK?
Usually when they are trying to premiere a new season the stars are obligated and contractually obligated to show up at things like they are saying. If this is a Bravo thing, then we see where the producers are overly friendly to the Manzo’s and Laurita’s.
Tom Sizemore–exactly!! Where is Heidi?? Seriously, these guys musta stayed up all night doin’ vodka shots because they shot themselves in the feet countless times–
“the water is just a delivery system” Then take the fulvic acid PILLS!!
“Day jobs?–well I was gettin’ thrown out of law school [laughter]”
“boys to manzos was just a buncha extra footage they shot while we were waiting at the apartment for ‘the girls’ or our mom to get there.” [Was BGG one of the "girls?"]
“It’s our uncle’s company” Umm not back in the beginning at the Kiss N Fly launch–that’s when DonCaro says “and now my boys take the world by storm”
Oh, and as for the male anchor pouring the water–it’s nice to see Michael Gross back on the small screen!!
who: Great points! Da “BOYZ” said a lot in that video!! “Michael Gross”… good one!! TFC!!! SH
What the hell does Chris have in his mouth? He sounds like he has a mouth full of marbles.
They were appalled at the Blk sludge. That part was funny. One thing I don’t understand, however. I thought Uncle Chris opened a Public Relations firm in Grammy’s old house and hired Christopher and Albie to promote things. They went directly from that to owning black water or did they steal the concept? Why when they saw this product, didn’t they sit back and watch the people turn their noses up at it at the booth? Marketing research 101. Then they would have known that nobody, not even the almighty Manzoids could GIVE this crap away. They really are stupid people, and I think it comes from a lack of education, frankly. I’m surprised they haven’t been the victim of a Ponzi scheme. They have terrible business instincts. Terrible.
Watch and review all of the Sopranos series. Wasn’t Caro a Tenor on one episode?
Just saying, lots of NJ dummies trying to strong arm cash on that series.
You don’t need business sense, flair or a good product in Jersey or NY.
NJ Housewives is continuation of Sopranos. Making money the NJ style.
Manzos to storekeeper: You want ten cases of BLK. Right? We’ll be back next week.
And, Godfather had marbles in his mouth. Manzos have it down pat.
Please quit ratting out their style.
I am in week 2 of wearing invisalign braces and Chris sounds like he might be doing the same?
Most marketing sites will tell you that the color “green” does not sell for some reason. (And we are not talking veggies here.) One reason is the idea of mold.
So why would something “black” that represents death or putrification be acceptable to a public who relies on visuals in what they purchase be considered a “good thing”?
Commonsense alone would dictate that trying to sell a product that is the color of “yuck” might not be the smartest move in an economy that is rather shaky to begin with.
But then again this is the same mob of morons who are pitching Melissa as the next Mariah Carey.
Almost fell out of my chair when Critterfur said “we’re peacemakers to all of the drama.” Really? Could have fooled me with your gossip and back stabbing comments.
One of them needs the Don’s razor.
No wonder, Big Al doesn’t want to come home!
These spawn hang together out of fear, real fear.
The bellend brothers need to shill their ‘blech’ water elsewhere.
Canada and America peacefully coexist and I for one want to keep it that way.
If they all looked good they could be the ones selling the BLK, but everyone of them looks terrible, Jax looks heavier then ever and comes off as a nervous non medicated bipolar patient.
Chris Laurita has terrible black circles under his eyes and speaks so slow ~Hmmm?
Critterfur is bloated up and his teeth look as though he ate ____.
And Albie looks and acts like a stepford wife.
I agree presentation is the key…
LOL @ your descriptions!
Oh my GOD, that (alleged) water is really BLACK!!! I just assumed that it was the bottle that was black, but when he poured it in that glass and said “yeah i think you need to see this”, i was shocked at how truly black and NOT translucent it is. What the heck does that do to your teeth??? I drink my coffee with a straw to avoid the staining from the direct hit on my teeth, i am not sure that a straw would help with this! Also, does this stuff have a normal water-like texture? It looks so inky…
I think probably both the black water and Lauren’s ridiculously named store are the result of Don Caro being so sure she knows more than anyone. She is adament that Cafeface, is such a cool trendy name, as if everyone will know it is a cafe for your face. Terrible name , it did not even remotely suggest that to me when I first heard it. I think she thought she and her kids are so fabulous they could start a fad, and everyone would want to be cool and walking around with black swamp water. I do think 90 percent of the blame for both ventures falls on her. Plus they are all really lazy swine, nobody is working their butt off like Teresa.
I agree with the observation that Don Caro is sure she knows more than anyone. Which is why, IMO when she tried to tell Teresa what to put in her cookbook, that the stories Teresa wanted to sprinkle in the cookbook wouldn’t sell, but Tre ignored Caro and did the cookbook her way and it became a New York Best Seller-THAT is what has Caro so livid at Teresa! Teresa did not take her advice, did it her way, and was successful.
Seems to me like they are working their butts off! And Christopher does not look anything like Tom Sizemore. You’ll have to try to find another way to insult him!
I see the resemblance. FWIW I think Tom Sizemore is cute.
Hey Caroline is that you writing under Stacey? What you just said almost sounds and feel like it’s Caroline defending the Boys to Mamazo’s or whatever lololololololo. Chris looked alot like Tom Sizemore and I like him as an actor.
They are grasping at anything now…they are running scared….
I agree I was shocked at the last episode when Chris L and Albie admitted that the business is their last resort and there is no where to go if it fails. I figured they would lie and say everthing is going great. Caro would never admit defeat. I wonder if they just said that because of the settlement? So unlike them to show how desperate they are.
I was surprised also that they told the truth, but I know why and it wasn’t the settlement. The settlement happened a month ago I believe and that episode was shot last july on the 10-12 (The fancy food show). Around this time and maybe earlier was when the lawsuits where hitting the Laurita’s. He was scared, in fact he is more scared of the 8 million and change lawsuit from him and his family looting and bankrupting that one company.
Chris and Albie wearing those button up shirts with no t-shirt or tank under them looks so slimy and Studio 54. Chris Laurita does it too. Not cute.
Those shirts are ill fitting.
Chris couldn’t button that collar if he tried, it seems eight sizes too small.
I love how when the woman newscaster was tentative to try the sludge and when she did the camera quickly changed so we couldn’t witness her face for her reaction.
I thought it was rude of her to act so nervous. They invited these people on their show she should try the stupid water and act happy about it. That is what she is getting paid for. Also why did they need FOUR people to do the interview?
I’m tired of people saying Albie is good looking. He’s looked really greasy in the last shows and he has a weird shaped head. Plus, he looks short and dresses goofy. He looks good only compared to the rest of the Manzolosers. I think he’s slow. Critter is gross, but, not a stupid as Albie. They both need to be introduced to soap and water that isn’t black. I hear wet farts every time they show up on my screen.
I think Chris is WAY cuter than Albie. Albie is also a bore.
Daily Greggy’s loose butthole shout out…. mostly for the song at the end.
Albie looked sooo nervous anytime Christopher opened his mouth. Did you see when they panned in on A’s leg going a mile a minute? Priceless!
Who are these viewers that asked Bravo to give the Manzoids more airtime?
Albie looks 1000% better than christopher…I think albie gets nervous when chris speaks because chris is weird and would say anything to be funny but when its really stupid..Plus christopher’s teeth look horrible,I can’t imagine what his breath smells like…has anyone else notice that?
His teeth are nasty looking and I don’t understand why. The other two Manzoid spawn have straight white teeth. How come no orthodontia for poor little Critterfur? He has a speech impediment, too. I don’t know why Chuckie didn’t get him some speech therapy. He always looks dirty and greasy like he is in need of a shower, shave, and fresh change of clothes. Why does he go on TV to promote a health product looking so nasty?
I have definitely noticed the teeth. And his nervous chatter. But Caroline’s teeth look like Fire Marshall Bill’s. (Google it and fall off your chair laughing. It’s friggin dead on)
I remember In Living Color! That show was hilarious. It is understandable that Carowhine might have nasty teeth. But, Critterfur is a “child of privilege”. WTH happened to his teeth.
His speech impediment I couldn’t put my finger on who it reminded me of until I finally realized he talks like Stan’s mean sister, Shelly, on South Park.
In Living Color and South Park. Two of the finest shows ever produced. Jim Carey also played this crazy military wannabe character that appointed himself store security at a mini-mart. It’s the funniest scene in sketch comedy history. Anyway, Chris, he has his mom’s personality. They think they’re charming and clever and they’re not. I can’t stand Caroline’s talking heads. She’s always trying to convince us that she’s needed and her kids are hard workers. Her “I’m so wise and slick” smiles irritate me to no end. The cousin was cute though. Whose kid is he?
I love when the TV hostess says, “Who knew there were so many ways to re-invent water?”. I took that as a bit of a dig. There are so many water products out there and everything has been done and blk water is an act of desperation to jump on the water band wagon.
Albie would be a charm to be around if he wasnt such a mama’s boy…For a strange reason,im kinda ok with him…Christopher is another story,He is a child stuck in a 22 year old body…not only that,his drinking is in the danger zone…Why does he have the need to get drunk and act the way he does..Caroline should be worried…but nope…her little chrittfur is perfect…you know what caroline? your chrittfur is a poor hygine drunk who needs help with social skills and life..Not trying to be mean,but he is not the man that his mom makes him out to be! I would like him if he wasnt such a douche and if he stayed out of the wives business.
We enjoy food partly because of its visual appeal ~ when I’m hot & thirsty I like the freshness
and look of icy, crystally water. Barfwater just makes me feel hotter.
Does this mean the Canadian company owns them as part of the lawsuit settlement and now they have to go to work promoting the drink in Canada?