SH “HIT AND RUN” WEDNESDAY: BrownstoneSauce… Teresa Giudice “MilaniaHair”… Kandi Burruss “Denies Engagement”… Andy Cohen “HWs Play BigBrother”

July 18, 2012  10:00 am   MOOD:  Pissed! Technical Difficulties… Dammit!!!  UPDATE… MOOD:  Puzzled!  Why would anyone care what Jimbo Bellino has to say about anything… much less about the RHOC!?

Tree Joodice has named her new hair products.  What a set up!  The name, etc. has to be determined  long before packaging and production begins.  Therefore, the shampoo was named long before the ‘naming contest’…

YOU can now buy “Milania” hair products.  Hmmmm… Tree told da Donald that she named Milania after his wife.  Any chance that Tree and her shampoo ‘advisors’ were/are hoping that people grab the ‘Milania’ shampoo thinking it’s Donald Trump’s wife selling shampoo???   NOTE:  Tree DID mention on the RHONJ that she named Milania after Milan, Italy; however, Tree then mentioned on Celebrity Apprentice that she named Milania after da Donald’s wife!  Whichever story fits…

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YOU can buy the Brownstone sauce… $23.97 for THREE jars.  That makes Brownstone the most ridiculously priced pasta sauce around!

But, that’s not all!  If you choose to purchase the sauce, you will be charged ANOTHER $9.95 for shipping and handling!   What a bargain…

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Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Kandi Burruss denies that she and boyfriend, RHOA production crew member, Todd Tucker are engaged…

               Kandi Burruss, Todd Tucker in Anguilla…

 Kandi Burruss, Phaedra Parks… BFFs

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209 Responses to SH “HIT AND RUN” WEDNESDAY: BrownstoneSauce… Teresa Giudice “MilaniaHair”… Kandi Burruss “Denies Engagement”… Andy Cohen “HWs Play BigBrother”

  1. alice says:

    I’d watch Tom Colicchio fosho!

  2. Susie says:

    I hope this guy can kiss both sets of lips on Kandi.

  3. Delia says:

    The guy is cute. He kinda reminds me of Deacon from King of Queens.

  4. reece says:

    Phaedra is very pretty and Teresas products look great. The Manzos and Lauritas must be jealous.

    • Entree-Manure says:

      Yeah – let’s see…I would definitely buy Tre’s hair products in hopes of having beautiful, lucious hair like Tre, BUT I would NOT buy the Brownstone sauce in fear of looking like a fat-assed, bloated, overweight Manzoid! No thank you, Manzoids! You lose!

  5. ChiaPet says:

    I have a feeling the Milania hair products are going to sell a lot more then that over priced Brownstone sauce or the disgusting BLK water.
    I will pay for a good beauty product, ( most woman will as well) especially a hair product that works, but I would never buy some over priced BLK water or a sauce that I can easily make at home.
    Tre may not be well spoken but when it comes to business she is very smart.

    • cadetpink says:

      Pahlease….the package design looks too much like Kerastase ( a legit HIGH END QUALITY PRODUCT LINE…)

      I thought she named Milania after having conceived her in Milan (per Tre circa season 2-3?)….the woman needs to seriously keep a journal of all of the BS stories she has out bc shes ALWAYS changing/contradicting other things she’s said….

      I’d be afraid of that product giving me a hairline like Tres, I kinda like having space between my eyebrows and hairline.

      • Whoa!! says:

        “I’d be afraid of that product giving me a hairline like Tres, I kinda like having space between my eyebrows and hairline.”
        I would also be afraid that if I got any of her shampoo anywhere beside my scalp I’d become hairy all over…imagine as you rinse the shampoo and it runs down your backside!!
        I was thinking that Tree should ‘sell’ her shampoo to those that are suffering from a receding hairline.

    • Chia: A boxa rocks is smarter than Tree! Tree has VERY professional reps and VERY efficient, excellent PR people behind her. THEY are doing all the work, Tree just does what she is told… and shows up when she’s told! And they all make money… TFC!!! SH

      • ChiaPet says:

        Well she is smart for hiring them and listening to them…

      • magdella says:

        Which still makes her about a thousand times smarter than the rest of those chuckleheads who are trying to take her down.
        She’s smart enough to know she can’t figure things out on her own. That is the key difference between people who succeed and people who don’t.
        The rest of the NJ crew can’t quite grasp that concept – at all! Those brain trusts are still convinced they got it alllllll figgered out an’ deir plan’s gonna wurk out eny minnet now.

      • kim says:

        If it were that simple, why wouldn’t the rest of the cast get professional reps and excellent PR people? Since she’s dumber than a boxa rocks and making big money just for showing up, the other(MENSA members) should all be making millions leaving Teresa in their dust.

      • JennJenn30 says:

        Hi SH! I think T is a good listener and has like a simple mind. The problem with the other ones is that they are too arrogant to listen. They think they always know better, that is an attitute problem, they over-think everything they are told.

        • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

          Teresa more then likely had no input and was never involved in the production or development of the hair care products Only thing she did more then likely is let them use her name..or in this case her daughters name. People will buy this product because of her. She maybe Dumb but she has good business reps,

          • laceys says:

            Very True Lisa. I also be she isn’t making a fortune on it either. If she just added her name and isn’t in on the development, she is getting just a small percentage.

      • laceys says:

        Good point Ms SH.

    • gessiewtf says:

      Yes, I would pay that much money for sauce from a wedding hall. In Paterson. UhHuh. .

      Sorry your in a mood, Ms. SH. Mine was yesterday.

      • Antonella says:

        FY gessiewtf, their handout directions to the Brownstone take u out of the way so that u go all the way around Paterson so that people don’t realize how close to the really bad bad area it is.

  6. reece says:

    Sad really…if they would have joined Teresa…as a 5 sum they could have done well.

  7. Paula says:

    I’ll stick with Prego or Ragu or whatever is on sale, thank you very much.

  8. Wesley!!! says:

    Tree said that she named Milania after Milan, Italy when they visited there in season 2 but i guess she can throw in the Donald’s wife name too.

    $33 for a bottle of sause? F that! I might us well go to Walmart and get me some Ragu sauce there because it’s cheaper.

    • Wesley: Tree told da Donald on Celebrity Apprentice that she named Milania after his wife! Seems whichever story fits the best at the time! LOL!! TFC!!! SH

      • queenofallevil says:

        I took her saying that as a joke. I’m pretty sure nobody thought she was serious and I believe that she tweeted that she was joking, that she did, in fact, name her after the city.

        • TV Junkie says:

          I took it as her making a joke, too. It was very tongue in cheek. There are quite a few times when she does this, but the Manzoids and JacAss always take it serious. Caro is the only one allowed to say something jokingly.

          • JennJenn30 says:

            The Donald also mention that his wife is like a Tree fan and talks about T at home, that She mention to him that T only gets mad when she is provoked

          • Annah says:

            I thought she was saying that she is named after his wife meaning they have the same name…. not that Teresa picked the name because of his wife. I thought she was named after Milan because Teresa was there when she found out she was pregnant with her.

      • Antonella says:

        If I was trying to get on the Donald’s good side, I don’t care if I had to buy a child the night before, by the time I told the story, I’d be saying “Mr. Trump I named my child after u, ur wife, ur kids, or whatever u tell me to name him, here he is!!”

        • morninglaurie says:

          HERE HERE Antonella! Most people do that sort of thing when trying to sell a product…The only thing that I think she should have done is wait till she leaves the show so she doesnt have to share the profits with brfavo….I do enjoy your logs…blogs…comments..lol…..

      • laceys says:

        I agree SH. I think it was convienent for her to tell Trump that thinking it might keep her another week. Didn’t get the win for her so now its a joke, get it. Its a joke.

    • jorseytrash says:

      definitely a joke

  9. Pompano Ann says:

    Kandi, looks great in these pictures; I wish her the best, she deserves it!

    • Entree-Manure says:

      Right! Her long hair looks super-good on her. And Phaedra is looking Gorgeous as usual!

  10. Entree-Manure says:

    Instead of buying the overpriced Brownstone sauce – people should try Tre’s recipe for her sauce. It’s not only DELICIOUS but much healthier, cheaper and easy to make!
    Sorry Manzoids, you lose – again….

    • Antonella says:

      haha, so true!!! All u need is peeled tomatoes ($1.00) and tlb paste ($.59 for entire can), olive oil, onions, etc. Total cost is less than $2.50)

      • HaLaLa says:

        The Brownstone sauce was for sale at my local Wegmans and it looked very unappetizing. There was thick layer of oil on top of the tomato-y mess in the jar..bleech.

      • madepiley says:

        Nadia G is one of my cooking channel favs and seems to me like i remember once she made a ‘mater sauce and she tore the things with her bare hand. She also seems to like to add a pinch of raw sugar to any tomato based sumpin or the other.

        • Antonella says:

          I was always told that pinch of suga thingie was very Olive Garden “eye”talian

          • madepiley says:

            Reallly? That’s disappointing. I thought she was the real deal. My problem with some of her recipes is they have some kinda hard to come by ingredients. and she is IN LOOOOOVE with duck fat for some reason.

          • Antonella says:

            I have never seen her show. Sugar is used when the sauce is not sweet enough as a cheat ingredient. I like duck but duck fat? not so much

            • adioslunatic says:

              Old school Italian is to add a little bit of honey to counter bitter tomatoes. They would never use sugar. At least that is my families way.

              • vish says:

                when I make sauce, I don’t add any sugar, i just add add a little extra olive oil and butter, but my grandmother was 100% Italian (from Naples), and she always used sugar in her sauces.

              • Eileen says:

                Friends mom told me to finely grate carrots. They combat the acid in the gravy. She is from Sicily spoke Sicilian dialect Italian.

              • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

                My mom wasnt even Italian and she put sweet and low (she was diabetic)in her sauce I always wondered why she did that now I know. Her sauce was soooooo good.

        • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

          When My mom made her sauce she took the canned peeled maters and smushed them in her hands. Poor maters

          • Antonella says:

            Tomato press – my best friend for making good sauce (gets out seeds that may make sauce bitter)

      • Annah says:

        celery, carrots, onions, garlic, basil, tomatoes, paste, sweet Italian sausage and wine. I make her sauce once a week now because it is so cheap, easy and sooooo yummy.

  11. adioslunatic says:

    It’s very easy to do a mock up of the bottles. It is in production and not available for purchase yet so…I don’t think it was a set up. I voted for Milania…

  12. Phakedra says:

    It is possible that Tre wanted to name her daughter after Milan, and then after she saw “Milania” she decided to go with that name. It’s still a tribute to the Italian city but sounds more like a name.

  13. trishitrishi says:

    Will you please replay the scene where ALBIE tells CARO she shouldn’t be on the brownstone sauce because she did not make it and the dad says Oh yes, she should because mom is like the old mom” and she still gets her photo made for the label but Albie keeps saying she looks wrong, she looked pissed, and I am laying a bet after the cheerleader has stayed over Albie isn’t giving that up, the girl might split after seeing what Caro the Control freak is up to and I do feel bad especially for the girl as I’ve had men older than that with creep mothers, the psychological term is “emotional incest”. it is when a parent is too personal in conversations, and cross taboo emotional bounds. People grow up taking steps even in childhood without mom or dad there, making decisions based on hopefully what parents, mentors,have instilled in them and if they make a mistake as long as it isn’t law-breaking, they learn and grow, that is healthy.

    • ChiaPet says:

      Who would want to buy a sauce with a angry bull dog menopausal woman on the label?

    • laceys says:

      I have eaten at the brownstone when I was in New Jersey for a conference. I don’t care what anyone says, the food was amazing and thats coming from someone who was raised by Italian parents. I don’t know about the bottled sauce, I am not paying that much money for a jar of sauce. They haven’t been in business for years and made millions and millions for having bad food.

      • madepiley says:

        The problem is with the bottled sauce sales, Manzos don’t have the stellar team behind them helping to promote it to the masses that Tree does. This is were the jealousy comes in.

        • laceys says:

          I don’t think the are jealous of anything Teresa does. I have never ever seen them say anything about her sauces in the cook books or any products she has. The only remarks that were made were the stuff she said in the cookbooks about them and I agree. A cookbook is a COOKBOOK, not a gossip rag. Thats the biggest complaint about the cookbooks. Most say too many pictures and not enough recipes. Sure throw some pics in there and make it personal but make it about you and your family not everyone else.

          • madepiley says:

            The Manzo “complaints” about the cookbook is a farce. Everybody Knows(Phaedra voice)They don’t care no more about the 1/16th olive garden jokes than the man in the moon. Once a HW is a HW its all about endorsements and products and Tree got them the Manzos were left with whatever crumbs they could scurry up.

            • laceys says:

              I have seen the cookbooks. If I am buying a cookbook, I want recipes. I don’t want pics of the family and friends. I just don’t think the Manzo are jealous of anything Teresa does. Thats just me. Why should they be. They live in a huge home thats paid for, they co-own a business that is more successful than anything Teresa could dream up and their bank accounts have plus signs not negatives. Whats to be jealous of. The Manzo’s have raised their kids, they haven’t been in trouble or jail, they work. Everyone around her says the kids don’t pay their way, so show me where mommy and daddy pay the rent or buy food or anything else. No one has that proof do they. They don’t need Teresa’s crumbs. They make enough money to support Alberts and Tommy’s households with tons to spare.

              • Hers says:

                And probably Albert’s GF, too.

              • Ana Cephaly says:

                With all that they have, it just makes it that much worse that Fat Al lied about where he lived to scam the taxpayers out of the salary and healthcare coverage he received when he served on the water commission, despite NOT being eligible. Also, he has cheated employees out of overtime pay which they are owed. Not to mention that the Brownstool was doubtlessly started with ill-gotten seed money from (dead and chopped in pieces in the trunk) Tiny Manzo’s mob activity.

              • laceys says:

                I think I would tread lightly on that comment. There have been the same rumors for years about the Giudices and the Giudices looked even worse paying for everything with cash.

              • Ana Cephaly says:

                This is MY opinion and I will express it as I see fit. I believe, as many do, that Tiny Manzo was in the mob. Normal people don’t end up with their bloated corpses being found in the trunk of their car, wrapped in plastic with their junk cut off and shoved in their mouths.

              • laceys says:

                I picture those corpses and dirty dealings with the Giudice’s. You have to remember all those payments with “CASH” in the first season. Remember when he paid all his “boy” cash for moving the furniture into the new house? All the late night drinking with the guys (like the night of the dui) and the reasons for getting a drivers license with his picture and his brothers name? Its my opinion Joe Giudice is alot more “connected” to cash dealings than any of the Manzos, Lauritas, Gorgas and Wakiles.

              • Ana Cephaly says:

                When one of them is found with their shot and mutilated body in the the trunk of their car, you might have a point. I hardly think that using cash to pay for goods and services is against the law.

                I think Joey Marco would be more likely to have mob connections than the Giudices. He was in the trash disposal business before he took a piece of trash home with him to be his wife. If you want to talk about an industry that is all mobbed up, let’s talk about the guys running the waste management companies.

              • laceys says:

                The Giudices have a judgement for 137k for steps that broke in an apartment building that collapsed and hurt a lady. The tenants in the building testified that the power, water and gas were constantly turned off due to non payment by the Giudices. He forged his partners name and sold a building and kept the money. He is shady. Why would anyone have thousands of dollards in their pocket and pay cash for furniture and clothes. There is another reason he needed an ID with his picture and his brothers name. Maybe State or Federal agencies were watching him and his money trails and he needed a different identity to move around without being tracked. He didn’t just need the ID to drive, he was driving anyway. And I personally think his wife knows exactly what he is up to. Thats why she has formed her own corporation without him. She can’t be responsible for him and his bills. She doesn’t have to pay back Joe Mastropole but her husband does.

              • Ana Cephaly says:

                Thank you for your complete non sequitur. What does a court judgement against the Giudices have to do with mob ties? Let’s not distract from the FACT that Tiny Manzo’s obese, bloated corpse was found shot, mutilated, and wrapped in plastic in the trunk of his car. Rumors of mob connections have swirled around the Manzoid clan for DECADES, you can talk all you want about court judgements against the Guidices and their propensity for using cash, but that doesn’t change the fact that the Manzoids have some really nasty skeletons (or more accurately, obese corpses) rattling around in their closet (or trunk, as it were). Besides even if what you are alleging about the Giudices is true, pointing out bad behavior by others doesn’t excuse the Manzoids and the ill gotten gains that financed the Brownstool.

              • laceys says:

                Rumor have surrounded Giudice’s for years too. The cash means one thing, someone doesn’t want to report transactions over 10k. He commited fraud against his partner. He has since been arrested for fraud against the State of New Jersey and ID theft. He was arrested for DUI and plead guilty. I don’t seen an arrest record for either Joe Gorga or the Manzo’s. The arrests speaks volumes. Joe Giudice is a thief. He and Teresa said on the show “HE” forged his partners signature, sold the building and took the money.

              • Ana Cephaly says:

                Explain to me how pointing out bad behavior by others excuses bad behavior.

              • laceys says:

                He is a thief. Thats what he has been caught at, so what has he got away with that we don’t know about. There was a reason he needed an ID with someone elses name on it. We will soon see when he goes to court. He is a thug, a proven thug. Like I said, you don’t see any mug shots of the Manzo’s do you. Nope, only Joe the jail bird and you have to admit, Teresa knew all about the sale of the partners stuff.

              • Ana Cephaly says:

                None of this changes the fact that big, fat Tiny Manzo’s bloated corpse was found shot, with his pinga shoved in his mouth, wrapped in plastic in the trunk of his car. The lifestyle that the Manzoids and their worthless progeny enjoy today is the fruit of Tiny Manzo’s criminal activities. Throwing stones at the Giudices won’t change that.

              • laceys says:

                And like I said, the only one with a record for the whole bunch is Giudice. Just because you are killed doesn’t mean it was a mafia hit. People are killed everyday and they are not in the ‘Mafia” Rumors are Rumors but a mug shot speaks a thousand words. Giudice has done it once and got caught. He will be going to court soon for number 2 and as the prosecutor said, all I really have to do is take the drivers license in and say, her is Pete Giudices license with Joe Giudices nice little digital picture on it. Digital pictures are so easy to prove. You can without a doubt show to 100% accuracy it was Joe who posed for the picture.

              • Ana Cephaly says:

                And that still doesn’t change the fact that poor, poor fat Tiny Manzo was shot and his mutilated festering corpse was found wrapped in plastic in the trunk of his car. He stole from the mob just like his fat son stole from the taxpayers when he lied about his residence to get that position on the water commission. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

              • laceys says:

                Like I said, who has the felony record. Who will be in prison in 2013. Who had money to buy his wife diamonds but he never works. Who got caught stealing from his partner, who is a slum lord.

              • Ana Cephaly says:

                Juicy has not yet been convicted. In this country, we have a concept called ‘presumed innocent until proven guilty’. And if Juicy is convicted, he will be punished. Like Tiny got mob justice courtesy of the Gambino crime family. Allegedly. His fetid, rotting 350 pound corpse was found with four bullet holes in the chest, mutilated and wrapped in plastic in the trunk of his Lincoln Continental.

              • laceys says:

                Well he has already commited fraud before and he will be convicted. LMAO his picture is right on the evidence and his fingerprint. I believe there was also a video of him showing up at dmv to get the license, handing the documents to the clerk and then, smile for the photo. I just can’t wait to see why he needed the license. I am sure alot of stuff will come out. Maybe they will file Rico on them. There is a reason he wanted that license

              • Ana Cephaly says:

                He got the license so he could……DRIVE!! Wow, that is some smoking gun. Not quite as smoking as the gun that pumped four slugs into Tiny Manzo’s obese body, but a smoking gun, nonetheless.

              • laceys says:

                He was DRIVING before he got the license, driving on a revoked drivers license is a misd. offense. He was seen in and around Franklin Lakes, Paterson and Towaco. The question is, why would you risk getting a felony conviction to just DRIVE. He had other reasons and I am sure we will all know in a couple months.

              • Hers says:

                I’d love to be following this discussion. Would you guys continue it in a wider column, so it’s easier to follow?

              • Ana Cephaly says:

                Juicy is hardly a criminal mastermind. If he did actually get his fake license from the state of New Jersey instead of someone who traffics in fake ID’s, then I don’t think he is capable of pulling off nefarious deeds. Even I know where to get a fake ID and I have never even so much as got a traffic ticket.

                You know who was a criminal, though? Big, fat Tiny Manzo whose festering corpse was found in the trunk of his car after being shot, mutilated, and wrapped in plastic.

              • laceys says:

                Started a new thread at the bottom so Her could read it. It was getting too thin to read.

              • madepiley says:

                So true Ana. I am sure there are crime scene photos of that somewhere in the bowels of the police station for those that need pictures and “proof”. And the shady stuff manzo pulled with the water commission stuff is well documented. No need to tread lightly.

              • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

                But he wasn’t convicted of anything in court which means he didnt do it, Isnt that what the excuse was when The Guidices got caught lying in Court, their lies are well documented but posters here said they weren’t convicted so it didnt happen. What good for one is good for the other. Cant wait to hear the excuse given as to why its not the same thing…

              • madepiley says:

                Just based on what I know from movies and TV . A convicted mobster is a live mobster. The ones that get deaded are ones that might talk to avoid a conviction.

              • Aint Pittypat says:

                @ Lacey. When I google the Manzos I get the Tiny Manzo story in spades from a variety of sources. Bupkus with the Guidices.
                Have you ever been a Landlord? I have. Still am. You do not have a clue how easily it is to be sued. You can have maintenance on your property 24/7 and still be sued.
                As for the fake ID and the scurrilous suggestion that Joe would hide his activities from LE by using his brother’s ID. Really? His brother’s ID. That does not compute.

              • Ana Cephaly says:

                Or, in Tiny Manzo’s case, a mobster who was (allegedly) skimming from the Boss a little extra for himself. As the story goes, anyhow.

              • madepiley says:

                yeah that will get a body in some big trouble.

              • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

                @anit It dosnt but people seem to excuse and make excuses for Juicy and Teresa dirty dealing and seem to think that because Teresa went to work everything is canceled out.No matter what The Guidies do it will never take away the fact they both are lying scam artist Just like the rest of the cast

              • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

                I do not know who is in the Mob or not Dont really care much, however I do know who is a liar and The Guidices and Albert SR are at the top of the list right ahead of the Lauritas.

              • Aint Pittypat says:

                Point of order her. Aren’t there mug shots from Punta Canta? For the Manzos and Juicy?
                Wasn’t there a mugshot of Jax after she beat up her boyfriend in Vegas? I wouldn’t crow to very much about the Lauritas as their future may hold orange jumpsuits, 3 hots and a cot. Whew, good thing Big Al got off lucky after essentially robbing the taxpayers.

              • Aint Pittypat says:

                Dang, nothing says mobbed up like an elephantine mobster , shot 4 times and wrapped in plastic. In .The .Trunk. Of his Lincoln. Kinda sends a message to anyone else thinking about ripping off the mob. Yikes. Man I wouldn’t want to be autopsying that shit.

              • Ana Cephaly says:

                Yeah. I don’t think they found the corpse right away, either. He went missing the middle of August and was found August 22. Having read Mary Roach’s book, ‘Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers’, I know how nasty that bloated corpse must have been. How I pity the ME that had to deal with that.

              • Aint Pittypat says:

                So DL fraud has now escalated into RICO charges? Did I miss something? Is there an element that I overlooked? Or are we just over-dramatizing again? Cuz Juicy’s such a bad ass! Course nothing says Mob like a dead body in the trunk of a car. That’s not the normal funeral for one’s dear departed.

              • Ana Cephaly says:

                Funny, right? All those college students with fake IDs should really be investigated for mob ties. I am sure they are arch criminals/comic book villain type characters. Let’s get a RICO case rolling against these people.

              • laceys says:

                So you have seen a pic of her right? I have never seen any pics or proof, anyone have some

              • Aint Pittypat says:

                I’m sorry. I wasn’t aware Ms SH made a change in forum policy. Oh my goodness. How did I miss this tidbit?

              • laceys says:

                Well you were one of the first to jump on the band wagon about not believing Joe Giudice wasn;t having an affair. Didn’t you say here was the photo?

              • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

                Lacey dont you know that Lady did a slip and fall so she could fake a injury to get money, That the Juidcies are the perfect Landlords and would never ever do anything to in danger their tenants. Lies all Lies.

              • laceys says:

                lmao I know. But guess what, the judge did see it her way and she did get a 137k judgement. HAHA

              • Aint Pittypat says:

                Lisa . I am a sympathetic person and I made the mistake of renting a duplex to a woman who claimed she was living out of her car. I was patient and although I never leased to Section 8, government subsidized rent I made an exception. Worst mistake of my life. I was lenient and listened to a litany of excuses when she couldn’t make her share of the rent, all the griping she did about her neighbors. The roaches that came packed with her belongings. I only thought she was my worst nightmare until she “fell” on the front steps. Soon she was 5,000 dollars richer and I was poorer. Turns out that was her thing. She had pulled the scam before and probably did it after.
                Not saying that this is the case with the Guidices. But color me skeptical from my own experiences.People win judgements all the time and it isn’t always fair. IMO.

              • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

                I know the world is full of dishonest people But this isnt the first story of Juicy not taking care of his tenets

              • Aint Pittypat says:

                @ Ana. I live near a University. If RICO charges were filed against every fake ID toting coed they would have a special Sorority just to lock them all up. A sophomore living in the dorms was caught with 152 pieces of fake DL last year.Of course that is why he was living in the dorms supplying under age er-uhm drivers. Yawn he was booted out of University and is probably in JUCO somewhere. Blacklisted from his frat.
                I say round em all up and file RICO charges doncha know. They aren’t wanting to drink at the bar with the older folk or get an alcohol wristband at a hall party . It’s money laundering I tell ya!

              • madepiley says:

                Nothing nut common sense tells me that momma and daddy pay the bills in Broboken. BLK aint makin enough money to sustain them. Specially if the money has to filter through Laurita’s hands first. I say this based on his tract record according to court records for guttin businesses to keep his wifey in botox and baileys. :) I know that you still think Ashlee pays her own way too. Aint happenin. Her column money wouldn’t rent her space in a van down by the river much less a decent LA condo. If Don aint jealous why did she lie about being asked to be on CA? Trump confirmed that was a pipe dream. They never wanted her.

              • laceys says:

                And you have seen the cancelled checks or the Blk bank accounts. You can’t say things you cant back with facts

              • madepiley says:

                like I said just common sense. Also I have no “proof” that MeGo is a ho but if it walk like a duck….. She just cant help herself. Not proper mommy attire. Tree would neva do this. Straight up ho-gear.
                Melissa Gorga ‏@melissagorga

                We didn’t get to trick or treat but we took pics before #sandy Happy Belated Halloween! http://instagr.am/p/RgPCcuJC8b/

              • laceys says:

                So I guess I could say the same about Teresa right. No proof but around her you obviously don’t need it. Heck, maybe Teresa was a stripper. Usually they say those who voice the concern are usually the guilty one right. Ok, really Made, you can’t even dress up for Halloween. Omg its a holiday. My husband dressed up as a pirate. I guess now he is one right.

              • madepiley says:

                The she who smelt it dealt it rule does not apply here. :)

              • madepiley says:

                Keep yo hubs away from Sonja with a sexy J is all I am saying :)

              • laceys says:

                haha my pirate is taken and doesnt stray.

              • madepiley says:

                There is no sense in dressing up like a slut to take your kids trick or treating or to have a family photo. Truly.

              • laceys says:

                oh please, hubby was a pirate, i dressed as a wench, its halloween. We went to a private costume party. I have no worried with my hubby. He is the absolute best.

              • madepiley says:

                I was just funnin with ya Lacey. :) Hail Far I KNOW your hubby aint gonna be taking no Sonja with a sexy J out to the backyard. That would be weird. Obviously.

              • madepiley says:

                And thats fine dressing up a lil tawdry for grow folks parties. One year I was Felicity Shagwell for a costume party. But putting on that slutty chit and runnin round door to door with the kiddos didnt happen. Sweats and sneakers for that part, then sleep over at Granny’s while me and hubs had date night. I’m just saying time n place. MeGo looked like a tart dressed up like that with her kids.

              • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

                Teresa dresses like to Hooker to at times her clothing. Her dresses are just as short and her tittes hang out to.

              • Aint Pittypat says:

                Halloween costume courtesy of the lingerie department at SkanksRUS. It isn’t the beach it is a holiday for children.MeGo always has to be “on Display”. Usually you see the children front and center in a photo but the Gorgas little ones are background for MeGo and JoGo. MeGo looks like the Happy Hooker from Lookers!

              • Aint Pittypat says:

                The dress just screams inappropriate. Her coochie is on display and if she bends over there will be nothing of her chichis left to the imagination. I would turn in my motherhood card if either one of my Ds didn’t have the good sense not to accompany my grandkids or granddogs dressed like a tart. MeGo needs to let her children have a childhood . WTH happened to letting one’s children shine and get the attention for their cute costumes. Not wink wink nudge nudge from every male that answers his front door. to trick or treaters. Just because the word “trick” is in trick or treat does not mean MegO has to drag out her tricking costume..

              • madepiley says:

                oopsie. try this one
                Melissa Gorga ‏@melissagorga

                Happy Belated #holloweave @BravoAndy http://lockerz.com/s/258123875

              • Aint Pittypat says:

                OMG brings back memories of the dumb azz mommy who dressed as bumble bee and wore it to kindergarten Halloween party. Bless her heart I suppose she figured out that dressing like a hoe=pariah. It’s about the kids doofus. Clearly MeGo didn’t take that Lookerz crap to seriously or she would stop dressing like a two bit.

              • madepiley says:

                Exactly. Can spot those types of mommies a mile away. They all go buy their costumes down at the intimate treasures store.
                Note to skanks: if you can buy a dildo at the same place you buy your costume and you are a mommy then its prolly inappropriate.

              • laceys says:

                Like so many have said, there is a double standard. I guess we will start calling Teresa a ho and a hooker. Around here you don’t need facts or proof, you just put it out there and its true. So I guess now Joe Giudice is a dope dealer who stands on a corner right.

              • madepiley says:

                Does he have intimate knowledge of peoples drug use like JoGo did with KimD? I have said a hunnert times if he knows about it its cause she has done it with him.

              • laceys says:

                Anyone can say anything, it doesn’t make it true

              • madepiley says:

                I believe MeGo and her sister have that hard look about them. JMO.

              • Aint Pittypat says:

                My D just got her first taste of slutty Mommy. Dang they even show up at private school. Who knew? Times don’t change some things. Mommy for got treats but remembered to wear her “princess” costume. Seriously this chick is branded for life in the Mommyhood. Just like MeGo thinks she is Miss Cool and does not have the sense God gave a goose or she would realize she is humiliating her babies. Oh well ya can’t fix stupid.

              • Aint Pittypat says:

                We know Miss Sonja loves her a good lookin’ pirate type. Lock him up Lacey. 9 to 90 Sonya don’t even care, if they can’t walk Sonya will drag ‘em.

              • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

                Please there is nothing wrong with that costume her Breast are covered nothing is showing and the dress is not even that short. I mean really?

              • madepiley says:

                Yes really. She looks like a skank. When you have kids Halloween is about them not seeing how much of a hooker you can look like. Its trashy. Its obvious, based on that picture alone that her kids are merely accessories for her. Sad.

              • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

                Well I see nothing with it nothing is showing she can bend over and not see her ass. The ladies show more on the beach in there bathing suits and NO ONE says anything about that, No one says anything about all the titties that were exposed at the Xmas party last yr.
                If posters had there way Melissa would be in a nuns habit. Why is ok for Teresa to wear short dress with her ass and titties showing and she is cute But if Melissa does it She is a ho

              • madepiley says:

                There is ZERO comparison to Tree’s Christmas dress and that garbage-gutter dime store hooker look MeGo has got going on. She looks like she took her sister’s with her to the adult novelty store to help her pick that mess out. Like I said above time n place. She should have waited till the kids were in bed before putting on that mess.

              • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

                Well sorry i see no difference in the way the two women dress, Teresa ass and tits hang out just as much
                Teresa at times looks like a aging hooker walking a stroll.
                You need to get over to the BH threads so we can agree on something..lol Still love you even though you are wrong ;) here

              • madepiley says:

                I love you too. Dont you know by now I am never wrong? :)

              • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

                Wait how can that be when I AM never wrong.

              • Hers says:

                I think Melissa’s Halloween dress is okay. A little short, but it covers up the boobs. I don’t like her, but I have to call it as I see it.

        • originalcyn1 says:

          Who ever came up with the pricing wasn’t looking to sell the product. The only people who’d buy would have to Manzo fans. Are there any Manzo fans out there this season?

          • madepiley says:

            well just one. tee hee and that Lyndsy girl who is still shacked up in hoboken but no longer dating Albie :)

            • Aint Pittypat says:

              Will someone please give me an explanation for Lynsey and BGG. I don’t have gaydar or anything like it but I smell smokescreen and I live halfway across the country. So does BGG belong to Chitterfur or Albie. Is Lynsey somehow linked to Lapband. Just curious. Something smells fishy and Kathy ain’t around so help a sister out?

              • madepiley says:

                its odd no doubt about that.

              • Aint Pittypat says:

                I know right? Seems Like Chuckie and Big Al would get tired of paying for their adult children’s love nest. I mean kinda gross to contemplate that Big Al is tied up 24/7 at the Brownstone so he can keep the kids in the readies.

          • madepiley says:

            And that (alleged)alkie that’s hooked with John Legend

            • originalcyn1 says:

              Now that we have found 2 you’ve got yourself a fan club and people to buy Her book!

              • madepiley says:

                Somehow I see her trying to pass them off as Christmas, and birthday presents for years to come a la Andy Cohen. And gift baskets full of sauce and Blk,

  14. queenofallevil says:

    I can get Emeril’s sauce for under 6 bucks or 8 for 44…and his jars are 25 ounces!!!!! http://famousfoods.com/emeril-pastasauces.html

  15. jerseytrash says:

    does the brownstone sauce contain fulvic acid? hope so!

  16. cacao says:

    The F.E.B.U.S. MANZOs SHOULD THANK TERESA for not launching a range of sauces to compete against them.

    On Celebrity Apprentice, Teresa got compliments on the sauce she made for a sandwich.
    Lots of people said they would buy her brand of pasta sauce/ olive ol and italian salad dressing. I would buy it too.

  17. Fat trophy wife says:

    ALL natural sauce should be Teresa’s next product. I’d buy it! Talk about making Carolines eyes pop out her head!

    • cacao says:

      that would be fun:)
      Tree could do that out of love …giving Don Caro an excuse for being so hateful

    • RichmondVA says:

      Can u imagine?? That is actually a great idea! I have made a couple of her sauces and I always got rave revues from the husband. I would imagine that a lot of the people clamoring to get her books would due to the same for her sauces. I totally would.

  18. Diamond Girl says:

    Melania Trump is spelled differently.

    I’m from a Sicilian family and we don’t put any oil in our sauce. We do a pinch of sugar to offset the acidity of the tomatoes, but it doesn’t make the sauce sweet at all. And I bake my meatballs!

    There will never be just one way to do it, but sauce with oil in it sounds nasty to me.

    BTW – Miss SH and all of you are hilarious ! I don’t comment much but I read the site every day : )

    • Diamond Girl: I’m confused. Oil is the base for any sauce. You brown onions and some garlic and add herbs and tomatoes. How could you make a tomato sauce without a base? Weird. (and I’m 100% Sicilian)

      • madepiley says:

        It seems like to me that the oil is not emulsifying properly with the other ingredients. The ratio must be off for it to separate like that in the jar.

        • Annah says:

          Oil is in the jar as a preservative. It has nothing to do with the ingredients for the sauce. Remember the movie Supersize Me… they left all that food to rott but it didn’t because of all the oil on it… well the buns rotted. Oil on the top of the jar will help its shelf life.

  19. What I took from the name of her daughter was she did in fact name it after Milan, Italy for some valid reason but also after Donald’s wife Melania – As they are spelled differently so I can see how she took the name and called her daughter Milania.

  20. lisa the Irish Dragon says:

    I may buy Tre hair stuff it was sold in CVS or Walgreens walmart ect But I am not paying the shipping to Hawaii on top of the price of the product which is prolly overpriced In the first place.

  21. laceys says:

    @Ana I had to start this over so Her could read it. The thread was getting to thin for her and others to read. The one think we are in agreement is that Joe Giudice isn’t very bright, thats why he gets caught. He got caught with the forgery with the partner. Teresa and Joe were silly enough to go on tv and tell everyone that he did forge his partners signature. I believe Teresa’s comment was they always did it. Then we move on to the guilty plea for the DUI. Thank god he only did property damage and didn’t hit or kill someone else in a car headed the other way. Now we have court coming up on the fraud with the license. Driving on a revoked license would have meant days in a county jail. Its a misd charge. He was seen “Driving” all over with his revoked license. Officers just hadn’t caught him. So then he forges the information and plasters his face on his brothers license. We will soon know why he got the license. I am sure the prosecutor will let the world know why he wants to put him in prison for 10 years. Its not for just DRIVING.

    • Hers says:

      Thx, Laceys. Agreed thank God he didn’t kill someone driving drunk.

      • laceys says:

        I am very anti DUI. In this day and age there is no reason why anyone would drink and get into a vehicle and drive. Usually its not the drunk who dies but some innocent person who had nothing to do with the drunk. Its senseless and I believe the penalties should be alot worse

        • Hers says:

          ITA. Usually it’s just a slap on the hand for offense after offense after offense until the person finally kills someone. Truly sickening. I’m the extreme — won’t get behind the wheel after even one drink.

          • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

            Even then they get some pissy jail sentence and they are out in a couple of yrs

          • laceys says:

            I do not drink so I am gladly the dd. Everyone in my family knows all of us will go pick up anyone who has had a drink if a cab or finances will not allow that. We all just have this huge deal to cover one another and give anyone a ride at anytime. We started that when our kids were in highschool Even though our kids KNEW they weren’t suppose to drink, not allowed to drink but if they did, they could call us.

            • Hers says:

              I think you’ve handled it the right way with your kids. That’s what I’m planning to do with mine, too.

              • laceys says:

                Its a good plan. I never had to go get my kids. They have respected us for decision too. My daughter said it took the thrill out of the drinking ideas in high school.

              • Hers says:

                I think when you talk to the kids about this stuff, it does take the thrill out of it for them, to some extent.

              • laceys says:

                We decided to sit them down and talk to them when they were in grammer school and talk about alcohol and drugs. We have a 10 yr old and she gets the talk all the time. I trust my child but I do not trust everyone elses. She will make mistakes, hopefully when she does she can talk to us about it or call us for help Open communications with her has been the key. If its not taboo or a world ending event, it does seem to take the thrill out of it. It did with the older kids.

              • Hers says:

                Sounds like we think the same way.

              • laceys says:

                Yep. It worked for the older kids, I am hoping since this one is the last, it will work for her. She is the baby thou and she is more spoiled than the older ones. She does have more than the others but she is also made to mind. Sever punishments around here are corner time, losing tv, computer time, her mp3 player and bike. She is a good kid so far. Almost all A’s. HAHA

              • Hers says:

                Good parenting — our hardest and most important job in life.

    • Ana Cephaly says:

      Juicy has been charged with fraudulently obtaining a driver’s license. If he is guilty as charged, he will be punished according to the law for that crime, not for some crime that he might have been considering committing with his fraudulently obtained ID. We are not living in the movie, ‘Minority Report’ where you can be arrested for future crimes.

      Besides, I’m not interested in future crimes, I am interested in the criminal double crossing of the mob that led to the porcine bullet ridden body of Tiny Manzo being found butchered and wrapped in plastic and decaying in the trunk of his car.

      • laceys says:

        Maybe, maybe not for further charges. We will see. He isn’t the brightest candle on the cake. There is a reason that the prosecutor wants him in prison for 10 years. It wasn’t for DRIVING. You do have to realize that statue of limitations on other fraud charges is 20 years. Maybe they are just waiting to file other charges or maybe he might be stupid enough to admit to other crimes in court.

        • Ana Cephaly says:

          He might be stupid, but he is not stupid enough to steal from the mob like Tiny Manzo whose corpulent putrified carcass was found shot, dismembered, and wrapped in plastic in the trunk of his car.

          • Hers says:

            “corpulent putrified carcass” LOL!!!

          • laceys says:

            Well I think he is. I think he is up to alot more than any of us know. I think he was dealing in cash payments even in season one so no one knew what money was coming in and out of the household. Hell, my grandfather was in on stealing a train from the railroad. Several people were in on stealing the train and a boxcar full of shoes for a small amount of money to support their famlies during the depression. What some other family member does doesnt mean the next generation had anything to do with it. Albert has never been arrested. No family member was ever arrested Ana. The press can surmise and think they know but its all rumor and Albert didn’t do it. If you want to blame it on Albert and Caroline, remember you will have to blame it on Tommy and Dina too.

            • Ana Cephaly says:

              The Manzoid spawn were arrested in Punta Cana when they got in that bar fight. Fat Al Manzo should have been arrested and prosecuted for fraudulently obtaining the position on the water commission. He lied about his residence in order to get that job, health benefits, and retirement plan. He is a liar and a cheat.

              As far as what you THINK Juicy has been up to, that is your belief only. I think that Carowhine drinks the blood of virgins and sacrifices children during the full moon. That doesn’t mean she is going to get arrested for her “crimes”.

              And then there is still the fact that Tiny Manzo’s rotund remains were found wrapped in plastic, riddled with bullets and moldering away in the trunk of his car.

              • laceys says:

                So since Dina is a Manzo and Tommy is Tinys son I guess Teresa is now hanging out with a mobster right. She must be just as guilty as you say Caroline was. If I recall, not only the Manzos were involved in the Punta Cana fight but so was Joe and Teresa were also. Teresa was punched in the face. Now on to the Water Commision. Albert and Caroline lived at the brownstone when they were married and for several years after. The New Jersey gov. said he couldn’t prosecute him because if he was at the brownstone for over 12 hours a day he could legally say that was his residence. So he wasn’t prosecuted was he. Look he was on the panel when he lived at the brownstone fulltime. He was never arrested and never charged because it would have been thrown out of court.

              • laceys says:

                But you have to remember if you are accusing Caroline and Albert of dirty money then make room on the welcome mat for Dina too. She even had a business in the Brownstone, right. So Dina would have even more ties huh. Now Dina is friends with Teresa, best friends and a godmother to her child, right? Ok as for the water commissioner, if they had enough to prosecute, they would have. Gov of NJ said if he was at the business over 12 hrs a day, he could legally say it was a residence. He resigned. He also probably did more work than 7500 a year compensated. Oh and when he was appointed, he did live at the brownstone. Ok on to Punta Cana. Why would you even bring up the fight when Joe and Teresa were there too. Teresa was punched in the face during the altercation. Teresa spilled champagne on a female in the bar and the husband punched Teresa in the face. Joe Giudice, Chris and Albie Manzo then protected Teresa. Joe Giudice, Chris and Albie were all three detained (NOT ARRESTED) and then released. The woman and man have since filed suit against those involved and Bravo has the tape of the whole altercation. Ok lets do the dirty money thing. My neighbor is divorced and the single mom of 3 kids. Everyone is sure he is selling drug to support himself but he also pays her child support with the money. You tell me, is it dirty money? Should her kids not get to eat or have clothes cause its legally considered dirty money?

      • Hers says:

        “porcine bullet ridden body of Tiny Manzo” Ana, you truly have a way with words. Love it!

        • Ana Cephaly says:

          Thanks, Hers. It really annoys me how superior and self righteous Carowhine Manzo acts when her lifestyle is financed from a business started with dirty money. She says when you hang around garbage, you start to smell. Well, I wonder what you smell like when you are living off the money from a low level mobster whose decayed gargantuan corpse was found riddled with bullets, maimed and wrapped in plastic in the trunk of his car.

          • Hers says:

            Again, lol. You’re so right. Caroline has always been my most disliked HW for exactly that reason — the self-righteousness — and then when I learned about Tiny, Albert’s fraud with the Brownstone, etc., I realized she smelled pretty bad, herself. She really belongs on Mob Wives.

            • Ana Cephaly says:

              And it bothers me how she cried during the Season 1 reunion show when she cried over all of the speculation about Tiny Manzo and his corpulent cadaver being capped and carved up, Saran wrapped, and stuffed in the trunk. When she bawled and said how her kids didn’t need to have all that brought up. Really? After she was so hell bent on having Danielle’s shady past exposed? What about Danielle’s kids?

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