July 18, 2012 9:40 pm Now THIS is FUNNY!!
Jax and the Laurita/Manzoids are in Canada for a CHARITY, which Jax could barely explain… and then she explains everything that the black water crap can do for you! (As mentioned in the previous BubbaJax video… the L/M crew are also in Canada for the RHONJ SeasonFour debuting on Slice.)
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My IQ went down several points after watching that..she talks like Ashlee
“People go, like, oh my God, it’s black!” She is dumber than a bag of d*ck hair.
LOL Ana
That’s a visual I could have lived without! LOL
It helps me with like, um, ah, you know…..concentration. LMAO!! She sounds like a complete moron and she shouldn’t be making any claims of health benefits unless there is scientific research to back it up. The FDA is really kind of strict about that.
I thought she was going to say constipation when she first started to say it.
I thought so too!
Yes. When I researched that folvic acid seems to me like it would make ya go poo. So I was wondering when they was gonna mention that.
lol…me too…
Lol
there was a magazine (self mag. i think) that did a study/test of this bleeech water that was NOT favorable! said it was just a pricey gimmick and no better for you than regular tap water. no surprises there.
..and yet Jac makes phony claims about it’s “benefits”..I guess if she does it in Canada it’s ok
LMAO ! What concentration ?? She inadvertently debunks all her OWN STOOPID CLAIMS about any benefits this crap has with every other sentence she utters !
Does it taste just like water or is it an acquired taste Jac ?
It makes you lose weight.. only if ya are looking in a fun house mirror Jac !
It helps ya concentrate.. seems to work great only if ya want to focus on dumb things all the time.
It makes your hair extensions and fake nails grow , whoops ! I mean hair and nails grow.
I also luv her half arsed explanation of what this charity does…what a spokesperson.. NOT ! And you are right Ana… The FDA does have a thing about false claims such as this and these nitwits have made these claims here in the US while promoting this crap.
I think that this blk thingy is a kind of franchise, this crew is just one of the distributers for certain regions. On the blk beverages website, under “blogs” you can see that they are also pushing it in Mexico !
Yes, that she claims. I can assure you there is not a Mexican that is breathing on his/her own that would purchase a bottle of Blk water. Grandma wou;ld slap it right outta your hand. Try Amsterdam you imbeciles, maybe you can pass it off as bong water.
I think I have a new benefit-whenever im constipated ill chug that baby down.I should have no problems going to the bathroom then.
Lol, I think the black water makes ypu FAT, everyone inthat family is ganing weight, what up with that?
Was that interview supposed to be helpful in selling BLK water?
She said drinking it helps her mentality as well as weight loss…She looks heavier then ever and that interview was pitiful, all she did was ummmm about everything.
If she is making a claim that it helps with weight loss, the FDA will definitely be looking closely at that! Once the FDA starts getting complaints from consumers, look out! She would have to have the scientific research to back that up. I doubt she even knows what scientific means!
She forgot to mention the cup of Bailey’s Irish Cream she puts into her BLK tea recipe.
Since this BLK water has been marketed do you notice all of the people in that family have gained weight, become very mean and negative and some have even had mental/emotional breakdowns. I would be concerned about drinking that stuff as I fear I would develop the Manzos and Lauritas side effects.
So true.
Will she ever go away?
no…
quoting Don Caro (trying to be funny):”I don’t know about you, but I’ve got my fingers, toes, and even my eyes crossed”
CCM, she very well could be going away. I wonder if she considers orange her color?
Lucky for her that orange is very in this season.
Remember the scene on Forest Gump, fried shimp, boiled shrimp, pineapple shimp. BLK, make tea, lose weight, make tea, drink vinigar, make tea, have minerals, have lemon with your tea, make tea.
Pompana: LOL!!! The video was funny, and your comment just added more funny to it!! TFC!! SH
LOL…Ann….All I could think of was “Wax on, Wax off”…..Jax really is an idot and void of personality.
TOOO Funny!!! To true!!
I read where Teresa just announced a Hair Care line. She does have pretty “real” (cough Gretchen) hair.
I hope Teresa comes to the reunion with a note pad ,rehearsed, and ready! They are going to livid with jealousy!!
I agree, bring it, Tre!!!!
MP: Got a new name for Jax Laurita: BubbaJax! LOL!!! TFC!!! SH
perfect!
LOVE IT! BubbaJax it is!!
Lmfao!!!!! And mmmmmm that’s about it…
Heather look like the grinch that stole christmas
This woman has the intelligence of a flea. She is utterly pitiful.
That is an insult to working fleas everywhere. Fleas are great workers and they suck blood day and night, i think you should apologize to the FLEA ASSOCIATION….
/sarcasm
WOW … I’m still laughing! She should not be promoting anything that was too funny! I felt kind of bad for her.
When she was giving the “ingrediences” for that tea I started gagging just listening to her.
The charity helps with life coping skills? Please jax sit in on those. And the toilet sludge helps with concentration and weightloss? Really! Good spokesperson: a chubby idiot. My head hurts too bad to count..but I wonder how many you knows she said?
LOL! I just about fell off the couch…too funny!
Oh, and what was she talking about with the half of a lemon in water. Has anyone ever heard of that?
I actually have I use it sometimes limes too or cucumber slices.
I’m just waiting for Chris and the Manzoids to show her the door. She is one pathetic biotch….
Jax trying to peddle BLK water and it’s special powers reminded me of this video….. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLEhh_XpJ-0
Her face is so swollen looking. She should do something about that.
Like stop drinking so much maybe?
And I’m not talking about black water.
It could be from too much blk water but I would bet it’s more likely from too much Brownstone sauce – she’s turning into a fat-assed Manzoid!
too much Baileys and wine
ummm…she..umm..was…ummm…TERRIBLE!! ummm…Tee-Hee-Hee.
Just went on the blk water sludge website and no store in their own hometown of Franklin Lakes carries this crap! Interesting….
Isn’t Jac’s DAUGHTER someone who’s ” homeless and at risk and needs coping skills “?????
“It helps me with concentration.” I’ll SAY!!! She’s been able to focus on Teresa INTENSELY for 2 yrs now.
It makes you ” FEEL ” like you’re losing weight. Does the SCALE actually support that ?
No, but before you know it, you will be an imaginary size 4 just like Chuckie.
Drinking lots of water does reduce water retention, so I guess in that way it might make you ‘feel’ like you are losing weight. But not because its got gunk in it.
Jax is all over the place, oh Lawdy!!!
Here is an honest review of a great product (not based on junk science or false claims): I just made another recipe from Teresa’s third cookbook – Fabulicious, Fast and Fit – and once again it was incredibly delicious and very easy to make. Teresa’s cookbooks are great, I use them several times a week, and have been proud to serve each meal – or appetizer – or dessert.
I make something from her cook book every Sunday and then watch the show. Last Sunday I made the Balsamic Green Beans and they were soooo good. I also made her lasagna and the chicken stuffed with artichoke and ricotta. Yummie!
I love those Balsamic Green Beans! I’ve liked everything I’ve made from that cookbook so far.
I see she didn’t answer was her and her husband partners did she? I guess she wants to make sure that the bankruptcy trustee for Signature can’t come after BLK via her or her husband (won’t stop them from trying). Also she was spouting stuff out like she was working the 1860′s carney circuit with the snake oil. It can cure everything all you have to do is drink it all the time and you will see, it usually takes 10 t 20 bottles to finally see the results.
They are enjoying a vacation in Vancouver and she could care less as long as the money is coming in (you know Chris was in the room also). I can’t wait for her day to come up.
Buck: We may have been given a glimpse into the settlement of the BLK lawsuits. The original plaintiffs were the Canadians who developed the stuff in the first place. Then it was allegedly “stolen” by the promoters who the Moronzo Boyz ran into at a trade show. So if the “Canadian partners” she mentions were the original plaintiffs, then maybe the settlement gave them a share in the venture.
that sounds logical!
I mean the first bankruptcy with Chris and Jax company Signature apparel. They are being sued by the Bankruptcy Trustee via the plantiffs to get back at least 8 million dollars in money they are owed. And it’s because him and his family essentially looted the company and when it couldn’t be looted anymore they bankrupt it. I was saying that they may try to go after there personal assets and such including Black water to get back money for the bankruptcy. So if they are still owners of BLK and in the BLK settlement they where required to give a percentage the original owners if not in control of BLK (we don’t know) may lose out because the original bankruptcy might want money from BLK and if they aren’t making enough money would possibly want to liqiudate the company if Chris has controlling interest. And then BLK original owners would have to file a lawsuit against them again to get back money and their name.
It’s a tangled thing when a person does business with another who is in a major lawsuit, because if they are an equal partner and/or controlling interest they others in the BLK company could lose out when his financial shenanigans come to take drain all his assets both private and public.
Well, after this we can certainly see how Teresa sabatoged ALL Jax business ideas!! LMAO!! Yeah, right! NOT!!
I tried, but couldn’t finish it. I had to cut my losses when she started in on the recipe and metioned as an aside that the water stays healthy… what??
oh yeah, there are lots of bad pitchers out there too, but I don’t even worry about
bad pitchers anymore…
LOL! Yep…..must be careful about those bad “Pitchers”…..what an idiot!
Now what was the name of that charity? Couldnt make it out. Sumpin initiatives? Anyway the part about them “being able to go back into society” perked my ears up and for some reason , I guess since the Lauritas are involved , I was reminded of this horrid kids for cash case involving “at risk” kids.
black WATTTUURR
WATTUURR
WATTUUURRR
thats all I can hear
Also the apple cider vinegar she puts in her ‘tea’ is what makes her skin glow.
I googled fulvic acid:
Ted from Bangkok, Thailand: “Farmers have known long ago feeding humic acid literally cures cows of mastitis, makes manure odorless, makes animals more docile, helps pigs, chickens, etc.
source http://www.earthclinic.com/Supplements/fulvic_acid.html
ahahahahahahahaha
But her skin doesn’t glow! It is getting more and more pimply.
I thought it was supposed to taste like water. That’s an acquired taste?
Exactly! But hey, the broad is used to drinking Bailey’s for breakfast, so maybe water is an acquired taste for her!
I think she means her tea concoction that she makes…with the sludge, honey (to cover the taste up), and organic apple cider vinegar……because I’ve had apple cider vinegar…and wooo! it definitely alone is an acquired taste
(Not that I’m defending BubbaJax, but she can’t express herself verbally 
I hate how she keeps saying “you know”. No Jax, they DON’T know, thats why they asked you! Dip sh!t.
Her ‘tea’ recipe is no state secret: apple cider vinegar (2 tbsp), a bit of lemon juice, and sometimes a bit of cayenne pepper and cinnamon to for circulation/blood sugar… mixed in with hot or cold water. All good things for a detoxifying drink. Black Water? I’ll take your word for it, Jaq… considering what a fat, bloated, rambling and unstable mess you’ve become, it sure as hell doesn’t seem like it’s working! She’s such a joke and so is the BLK crew. What a trainwreck.
My father has taken 2 tablespoons of Apple Cider Vinegar daily for years…Also, adds a bit of cinnamon in his decaf coffee.
That is so pitiful. It’s apparent why Jac is not able to compete with Teresa – She can’t put 2 thoughts together, even with her super concentration drink twice a day. Her nails looked good as she pointed at the bottle.
Check out the article in Self Magazine on blk. — it’s called “DON’T BELIEVE THE HYPE” — here’s an excerpt:
1. The company boasts that blk. water contains both fulvic and humic acid (found in soil, sediment and aquatic environments). But neither fulvic acid or humic acid are required in humans.
2. The addition of these two acids to water in no way enhances the nutritional benefits of water.
http://www.self.com/health/blogs/healthyself/2011/09/black-water-dont-believe-the-h.html
Wow! Thanks for the article. But it can’t be true bc Jac and Caroline DON’T LIE as they have reminded us about on multiple occasions.
Anon: The info from the “Self” article has been on SH since the Manzoids started pushin’ it… however, don’t have time to locate (my Becky on vacay again!). Therefore, your link will stay. Please search SH before adding links… especially if the info is re the HWs directly! The majority of the time, the info being linked originated on SH! TFC!!! SH
In BubbaJax defense…the interview was not about Teresa….so she could not spew her usual venom with the ease and confidence that she does in her angry drunken rants- eer- i mean blogs.
What is up with her face? She looks very different the last few times I’ve seen her. ON WWHL with Andy her face looked VERY swollen. Even when she was pregnant, her face didn’t look like that. Anyone know what’s up?
Sculptra?
Wow, just wow. People are so quick to say Teresa is stupid but at least she can explain her products.
How dumb does Jacqueline think we are? I can think of 10 other things I would do/products I would use before trying this water to lose weight, make tea, get healthier hair, etc. What an idiot.
Fun day with friends!!
BubbaJax’s credibility is shot to shit. The way they’ve treated Teresa, their backbiting, their backstabbing, their twitter harrassment, lying and accusations the only people paying attention to what they are doing are Teresa’s fan. I know they have a few fans comprised of other lushes with low self-esteem and/or low self-worth. There is no justification for bad behavior and they’ve behaved real bad. Is it true the Don got on some program and stated that she didn’t care what the public thought of her? She should really care because she is no Donald Trump. I wonder how many people needing catering halls are bypassing them because if they are so reckless on TV they may wreck an event? I don’t know them for the Brownstone I know them for their awful conduct towards a person they called a friend which turns out to be the biggest lie ever!!
Okay so I know people are dumb but really that dumb to buy this crap when on the bottle it doesn’t state where it is bottled or by what company. It could be coming from China for all we know. I don’t know any other water company that doesn’t state on the bottle where and by what bottling company. Anybody have a newer bottle to look at and see if it shows where and by what bottling company is used.
A desperate woman.
If you really think Fulvic Acid is the cure all, you can buy concentrate in any health food store that you can add a drop to your water bottle for pennies compared to buying BLK water.
Went on Amazon-read blk reviews. Practically got one stars. Someone said they would rather drink gasoline than drink blk again.
Lol thats funny 1 an a 1/2 stars. My dogs wont even drink blk water.
Lol poor things. Prob thought they did something wrong and they were getting punished.
My dogs think freshly flushed toilet water is DELISH and REFRESHING…
There are no benefits to this water. Self magazine and Whole Life both did studies that showed BLK was no better then clear tap water. Sepf even said tap water in most places is probably better. If this crap water is so awesome why are the Lauritas all fat? Jax is over botoxed and collagened & Albie is balding. Chris, Christopher, Carolying and Lauren are all over weight and have bad skin. So what is it Blk is good for? Oh yeah handing the m/l clan a business other then the played out Brownhole and Laurens hack make up gone in a day make up salon.
Jacqueline is not my idea of healthy beautiful woman. What a cheesy info-commercial. I’m shocked she didn’t squeeze in a few sec’s to bad mouth Teresa for the one hundredth millionth time.
No way does she inspire me to buy anything that she’s hawking.
According to the show they all had to dip into their savings to live because they put everything into BLK. Well according to Lauren’s twitter, Albie bought a new car. If you have no income – how can you buy a new car? Liars all of them.
They spun that pitiful woe is me story about Blk to do exactly what they accused Teresa of doing. Wacko Jacko said that Teresa was putting these stories out there so that people would feel sorry for her and buy her products. Now, what do you see them doing? Making up stories of financial woe to garner sympathy so that people will buy the products they are hawking. So transparent and we don’t have to “read between the lines”.
Has anyone seen Andy Cohen drink it?