July 18, 2012 2:20 pm MOOD: Distracted… Calming Down Dog Afraid of Thunder! Dog calmed! MOOD: Calm!
Jacqueline Laurita…
These blogs are starting to sound a little redundant. I think most of you already know where I’m coming from. I’ll save a few things for the reunion.
Kids say the darnedest things, don’t they? When Milania called out her dad for having his own room, I cringed. Just know this, I wasn’t speaking about Teresa and Joe’s relationship in this episode. I was referring to what was said in one of the tabloids. I was only repeating what was written about them.
At the time, a lot of these crazy stories keep coming out, and I worried what this was doing to Teresa. She never talked to me about them when they came out, and I never knew which of the stories were coming from her were true or not. I only knew of things in the past that Teresa had confided in me, but some of the recent rumors I did not know. You clearly see me not feeling comfortable responding to those rumors. How they choose to live with each other and what they will tolerate of each other is their own business. I just thank God that I don’t have to live with them. LOL!
But I will say this, if you put your business out there in the press, then you should be prepared to answer questions that people may be curious about and ask you, because you’ve just made it public. To be honest, I used to care what was or wasn’t true because I cared so much about her, but now, honestly, I really don’t. It doesn’t concern me anymore. It’s not my problem. NOTE: Should change that to… “if you put your business out there on a REALITY SHOW…”
I was proud of Gia and Melissa for the great job they did performing. They are both talented in their own ways. Wish I was there in person to see them. I have total faith in Kathy’s baking! She is truly amazing, and it comes so naturally to her. It’s her passion. I wish her success!
If you can get your hands on The Brownstone Sauce, I suggest you try it. It’s SO good! It actually tastes just like The Brownstone sauce. I guess that is because it IS The Brownstone Sauce. LOL! Anyway, I love it and husband and kids love it. It’s also gluten free, which is a bonus. Buy it and enjoy!
Caroline Manzo… “We gots LOTS of sauce… PLEASE buy a bottle!! Only $25 for THREE… a bargain!!”
The Fancy food show in Washington, DC was heavenly! I walked around and ate all day! The BLK booth looked incredible!
The very uh…”impressive” … black water booth at DC Fancy Foods Show…
I was so impressed. I am so proud of them. The boys did an amazing job! It’s good to have fun, but when it’s time to work, the boys understand that it’s time to work. They work REALLY hard! NOTE: Here are PrinceAlbie and CritterFUR… workin’ REAL hard!!
“BOYS”????
You all would not believe how far BLK has come since the filming of this episode. It’s now sold all over the country in thousands of stores and in most major retailers like Wegmans, Wholefoods, Duane Reade, Harris Teeter, Sheetz, HEB, Rally’s, some Stop & Shops, some Shoprites, some Quick Checks and so many others stores. They recently just picked up some other major chains that I’ll tell you about later! BLK is even selling out of the country now as well, including East Australia, Mexico, Dubai, and Europe. I am writing this blog while we are in Canada. BLK is currently sold here in over 30 locations. Check out the BLK website and read their blogs for updates! Make sure to follow them on Twitter @blkbeverages. They are now selling the BLK T-shirts on their website! We have done lots of studies on BLK, and I can’t wait to tell you all about it! Team BLK! NOTE: The SH BLKWater Review…
All is good in the Laurita household! I’m still working on many projects that I’ll share with you at another time.
See you next week! XOXO!
Isn’t all spaghetti sauce gluten free? I never heard of a sauce having wheat in it. Again with the BLK shit water. I’d like to know where it’s bottled. I can’t imagine they’d even pay lowly help minimum wage. Did Wacko mention the next season like she’s already in?
I have a friend who has celiac disease and she can’t have any gluten. She told me that unless a product is marked gluten free, you cannot assume that it is. Sometimes the gluten is hidden in mysterious ingredients on the label like “natural and artificial flavorings”.
A couple members of my family have Celiac’s and you’re right, unless it states gluten free, there’s no guarantee. Wheat and wheat byproducts are used as thickener a lot.
Who wants to pay $2.39 for a bottle of black water!
and over 8$ for a can of spaghetti sauce???? even emeril’s isnt that expensive! by the way, love emeril’s…so far that has been the best one i can find…
If I want black water, I will buy a friggin’ Coca Cola!
Right! and $8.00 for sauce???
Nobody is Mexico or Dubai I can friggin’ tell you that. Jacqueline is on the brink of a nervous breakdown. It hasn’t been available in Miami in over six months. They agreed to try it and based on sales, they might reorder. The manager told me the sales were dismal. Always doing a bit of undercover work for the lovely Ms. SH. p.s. I can assure you that the hispanic population in Miami or Los Angeles would every drink black water.
“I never knew which of the stories were coming from her were true or not” *WHITE FLAG ON THE PLAY*…Last week she said in her blog that she did not believe the tabloids, because she knew WHICH STORIES WERE TRUE OR NOT TRUE….WTF?
STOP MAKING SENSE!!! She might have another meltdown.
lol!!
LOL, I was just wondering what the heck is with these women? When did tabloids become gospel? Do they have yearly subscriptions to the National Enquirer??
I’d rather read People or Cosmo. What was I thinking!?!?!?
I’ve honestly NEVER heard anyone that was on TV claim tabloids were all true or even half true.
Are the being paid to act this ignorant?
You know they read them religiously.. Every damn time they are on the show, one of the hags has one in there hands! Scandal magazines don’t lie… They just don’t! I am being a smart ass..
I thought you were funny smartie pants or not! LOL
I’ve seen the HWs in every city all upset about LIES so they claimed printed about them. But those Green Jeresy wives think we believe the gossip mags the print that Teresa farted are 100% true? Yeah, oookkaayy!
Excellent point jen, Jax needs to get back on her meds or start taking some,…she contradicts herself.
She is something else, Jax complained and ended a friendship because she said she felt Teresa kept things from her and wasn’t forthcoming or honest IHO.
But then she goes off and passively suggested Tre had told her about her personal issues with Joe. Anyone who is friends with Jax should take notes NEVER tell Jax anything, she will use it if you don’t hold up to her expectations as a friend.
Well said! Now she is saying Joe cheated on Teresa with her friend. He probably did but you don’t tell the world about it. She is like a broken record now everyday it’s what Teresa did to poor me. She is obsessed with talking about it. She has no story on the show without Teresa. Pretty soon she will blame Teresa for her ex husband house burning down! She has mental issues and she should put all this effort into helping Ashley instead of trying to ruin Teresa’s life.
I wonder how her 1 and only other friend that supposedly had an affair with Juicy feels about Jaca$$ now that she may have outed her as a whore?
Chuck wrote this. Or HEAVILY advised her on what to write and to keep it SHORT.
I sense that too!!!!
“If you can get your hands on The Brownstone Sauce, I suggest you try it. It’s SO good! It actually tastes just like The Brownstone sauce. I guess that is because it IS The Brownstone Sauce. LOL! ”
*looks into the camera*
Methinks Jackie was drunk/high while typing her blog.
Isn’t she just stupid, i mean taste just like brownstone….lol. What an idiot!
I about fell on the floor laughing when I read that. Hilarious!
She annoys me with constant over use of “LOL”. She uses it all the time and the sh*t she is writing isn’t even funny. Or if it is funny, it is for reasons seeped in irony that would be lost on her pea brain. Jac, we ain’t laughing with you, we are laughing at you!
She is NUTS!
She turned on Danielle. She turned on her daughter. No surprise that she would turn on Teresa.
Great point Love NJ
So true! Smart for once Teresa didn’t tell her about the money issues she is having because she would be telling everybody!
Jax is working on many projects alright – drinking Baileys Irish Cream all morning , taking Xanax throughout the day and drinking red wine all afternoon and evening.
CJ: LOL!!! Too funny!!! TFC!!! SH
I thought that was coffee all that time.
Im sorry reece. Try dis one
Hey, that is a lot to keep up with if you include twittering!
So sad that her and Caro are using their bogs to promote everyone’s “Business” ventures praising everyone.Like a paid spokes person. Each self promoting crap.
I guess when DonCaro was bashing Tre anytime she mentioned her cookbooks that was diiferent from pushing THEIR products & THEIR Brownstone…which they have had free advertising for so many times, like when they just want to go sit there to get away from all their grown ass kids!!!
Look at TERESA: walking + talking BILLBOARD !!! Like her recent Twitter: “I keep looking at the website for my hair care line http://www…. . I love it. Do you?” Pathetic!!!
I like a good cat fight. Really, I do. Let’s see what the next few weeks bring.
Jac obviously doesn’t care about teresa’s kids at all to share so much about her marriage. I. Wouldn’t discuss my enemy”so marriage if they had kids. Just not right.
I wanted to ask anyone if they think she might be pregnant. Her face looks heavier, as do her breast. I know she was drinking throughout this season, but she had that full face when she was pregnant. But I guess if she is drinking she would have that blousy look to her. I like Jackie, but she seems to be having some sort of a depression problem. Or she is just writing for both her and Theresa. I just see something in her face that is more than just a drinking problem.
Her testosterone is low. (?)
I swear I heard Jax say she got her tubes tied after Nicholas. I remember thinking it took her 6 years to get pregnant, why get your tubes tied? Then I thought about all these people with so many failed invitros and all of a sudden they get pregnant the natural way. So anyway that’s why I am positive she said she closed the factory.
I don’t think she is pregnant, she would be blaming all her craziness on her hormones. Too much drinking and stress. Seem like she need to be tending to her on garden, while she is in Tre business. From what I read on Google she and Chris are apart of his signature apperal lawsuit which went bankrupt. Don’t know how true it is, but he was accused of taking money from the corparation. Again Google it, it has more in depth detail. They just wrapped up the blk lawsuit no telling how much money Chris had to shell out. Then maybe it’s the roxypoxy chick lol who knows she contridict herself alot these days and I think it is more financial than anything…
Charletta: You are VERY obviously new to SH. Jax and Chris’ involvement in Signature Apparel is old news here. You may want to do a search on SH for ALL the info. SH
HOLD UP HOLD UP…Is this ish RIGHT? $24 FOR A JAR?
http://www.thebrownstone.com/shop/
JD: That is for THREE jars! Which makes the sauce $8.00 a jar! Buy a peck of fresh tomatoes, cook them down… save $20! TFC!!! SH
And use the recipe from Fabilicious!
lmao!!
No kidding! Who in their right minds would spend that for sauce?
those Manzos are greedy, who though their fans love them so much that they would pay anything for something of theirs. I think it shows how much they dont care about their fans! I remember a time when the brownstone charged $12pp for a bruch when I threw a shower there back in 2004. I can only imagine how high they raise their prices!! their greed is what is going to ruin them. They are the ones that let fame get to them! If they are religious, they would know Glutony is a sin.
Ashley/Ashlee hit the nail on the head last season when she said her mom/Jax was always in everyone’s business to stay relevant.Danielle now Tre.All for more camera time.
IA Susie, Maybe if Jax spent some of the time she spends on everyone else’s business on her daughter Ash, things would be different for them.
And now they’re doing RESEARCH on BLK!? – comforting. Those are some real deep thinking scientists in that Manzo/Laurita bunch. That scientific seal of approval is going to really sell the stuff. I wonder if they’re trying to prove the black water is not from the Ganges River?
jac is so out of it. she lies constantly, drinks the same. drugs i am sure. what a role model for
her poor daughter. always in someone else busnisess. chris looks like a heart attack waiting to
happen. instead of trashing tre; get your lazy butt out there and help out your family. like tre.
so jealous
1. I LOVE the crazy Ramona wallpaper, and hope she sees it!
2 .What is the point of black water? What is the selling point? Who would want to drink it?
3. Who buys spaghetti sauce in a jar that costs $8.00?
4. Bravo is scraping the bottom of the black water barrel.
um…the cost is $23 a jar
Three jars appox $23.00=$8.00 ea
Did anyone else notice that none of Teresa’s kids had a seat belt on??
No but I noticed Joey G playing with his cell phone while driving his 3 kids and wife around…
HAHAHAHAHA, Isn’t that a violation in NJ. It’s recorded. someone make a citizen’s arrest pleeez and issue him a ticket. “But ruz Honor, I had to show my wif that my sista wuzz not gonna sept my sorries.”
HAHAHA – or he’ll probably say “yuz Honor…but imma andjel from Ghat…”
Give him a day or two courtesy of Passaic County lock up (one of worst in Jersey), bet he will see plenty of God’s Angels.
Sure, but I can make a QUICK, DELICIOUS sauce with or without gluten or any other ingredients that I want for less that $3…. Teresa has plenty of sauce recipes in her book.
So, she was only repeating what was written in about the Guidices in the tabloids.
Tread carefully there, Jacs, lest a poxy on your house provides tabloid fodder for the grist mill that others merely repeat.
I live on the East Coast of Australia and have never seen Blk water in stores so I looked it up it is sold in one store in Springwood Queensland for $3.96 a bottle what a rip-off.
I had googled blk water about six months ago just to read about the safety issues of this specific solution being bottled in plastic and if the INTEGRITY of this specific solution could be “compromised.” I found just a few articles thay addressed this question and it is possible that plastic can affect the integrity of this solution! I hope Whole Foods and all retailers do their homework! You know that Sheetz and other convenience stores keep many beverages bottled in plastic near windows. The hot sun, day after day, can also be a concerning factor in compromizing the integrity. This is merely marketing a “possible” health benefit, not a scientific solution. No credible studies of this blk “beverage” having any health benefits! People are better off to order the pills, cheaper and have been studied. This Blk bev may have a “one-time” purchase appeal to young people for the hip factor-but that is all, imo. Chris Laurita and family didn’t think this through…. I did read one comment somewhere that it made a female’s urine burn after she tried a bottle. Yikes!! Lawsuits in their future??
It made her urine burn? Must be that vulvic, er, I mean fulvic acid.
I went to the BLK website for s&*%s and giggles and no stores within 25 miles of my home carry the stuff. Break out success y’all! Job well done Manzo/ Laurita clan!
we got HEB’s here(i’m in San Antonio, TX) so next time I go I’m going to look for it…..dont think i want to try it thou…8$ a can, no thanks….i wonder what it’s priced in the store…….or how much people are buying it….i highly doubt many know its even there….hell i didnt until this blog…..
go to top where it says “find BLK”. I just used it to locate my closest stores
I just read the comments. I wish i could read Jackos post but when i see her face…it just makes me tired and nauseous.
They are selling BLK in East Australia? I guess she was the Melbourne housewife wh posted here on SH.
Gees, enough with the product pushing. This episode was one big commercial and her blog is just a product pitch. Milania is cute, Melissa did great, NOW BUY OUR WATER AND SAUCE BECAUSE IT’S SOLD EVERWHERE! IT’S DELICIOUS! WATER! SAUCE! WATER! SAUCE! WATER! SAUCE!