July 18, 2012 10:55 am MOOD: Mac Issues Resolved!! Back to “pleasant”!!
SH’s one last bottle of the black crap. Someone took a sip of it… but, just like Patti LaBelle, didn’t drink more than a SIP!
“Frosted” because the lone bottle was in the refrigerator for a year!
Finding a rogue bottle of the black water crap in the beverage refrigerator… left over from the SH BLK water review… set off another look at the Manzoids carting their liquid to DC on the last episode of the Real Housewives of New Jersey.
On their way to the DC Fancy Food Show, the Manzoid crew stopped at a vodka bar the evening before the show to drink themselves silly.
How do these “men” … who are whining that they have put every cent into their black water crap, even dipping into their personal savings… have money to blow on at least $1,000 worth of food and vodka? Note: Yes, we’re all aware of the comps being provided by the restaurants, products, hotels, motels for a mention/appearance on the Housewives shows…
Chris Laurita… “If this bizness don’t work… me and Jax are screwed!”
The scene with CritterFUR getting sick was totally producer-induced and dubbed… and it was the most disgusting scene so far on the RHONJ. It even knocks the Gorga’s sickening “poison” scenes outta first place…
NOTE: Used the one last bottle of the black water crap to water flowers. Will be interesting to see if all the claimed benefits to the black water crap will work on flora!! Will keep all posted… hope the black crap didn’t kill the innocent flowers!!
So did he throw up because he drank the black water crap??? Watch your plant it might turn black.
Patti Labelle only touched the black water did not swallow a drop.The Critterfur made an a@@ out hisself overeating/getting drunk/farting and throwing up on camera.Chris Laurita should have stopped the taping.He looks disgusted by what the producers let happen.The business has a bunch of immature idiots working for it and will go down the tube fast by management alone.Don Caro will defined Critterfur like she does all her kids.Chris needs to cut business ties with all of them and hire unrelated more professional employees.Total a@@es all of them on a “Business” trip.Criiterfur looked nasty/unshaved and we know his breath stunk from all that eating/drinking and throwing up.You never saw that they even cleaned up after the long road and partying.Nasty vendors!!
ITA. They all looked dirty and unkempt. Fat, bloated, and greasy. Smelly. This is not the image you want to project when you are promoting a health beverage, AKA snake oil.
They def do not look professional.
This is how you run a business, Manzos?
Veneers for Chris or whiteners, or at least make him brush more than he does.
Caroline, get on it. Don’t you live for shit like this?
He would benefit from some of Teresa’s tooth whitening product! LOL !
Actually Patti Labelle did drink a sip…just finished watching it. She said it was good lol…
Looks like Chris Laurita just might have to sell that big old house on the hill because the Amazon reviews for blk water are just appalling. Black water? Seriously, what were they thinking? If it looks gross, people wont be drinking it.
Maybe the people reviewing it on Amazon can point out some of the idiotic things this family has done! Just like Tayliar Armstrong. Her book reviews had reference to all her schemes, lies and some even referenced this site so people could read the real truth about her. This whole family is the exact opposite of professional! They ALL think their sh*t don’t stink, don’t they?
I agree with you 100% ! Who finds black water appealing? It looks like the puddles of water in the street after a rain. Disgusting! Furthermore, wouldn’t it stain your teeth? Why would the Laurita/Manzo clan sink all their money into this swill? Don’t they have any business sense?
Oh but they are making huge personal sacrifices for business. Business comes first. Too bad Mommie Deariest didn’t teach them manners or good business practices. Wacko Jacko went with them yesterday on another trip and all they tweeted about was what bar they were stopping at and what food they were eating. Dumb (Albie), Dumber (Criiterfur), Dumbest (Wacko Jacko). They do kind of remind me of the movie Dumb and Dumber.
You asked the question how do they have the money for vodka and food if they put all of their money into the Black water crap. The answer is easy, since they have no priorities, and when you have no priorities, you get drunk and eat a lot. I have no priorities either.
Sending this to you via sat. phone from an undisclosed location.
Miles
Brazil ? Great place for a good steak.
Argentina’s the place for a great steak. Brasil’s the place for a great party.
I’m surprised that Chris, is trying to develop such a HARD THING, if having it succeed is so important for his life. BLACK WATER? In this economy…it’s hard enough to afford regular water, much less the vitamin waters…and there’s plenty of them too. Articles read…that they don’t really help anything anyway. Too many cooks, too., if you ask me., even if it takes off…
I for one….would never waste my money on it. These KIDS should get real jobs!!!!
They should really practice what they preach. If they are trying to sell BLK based on it’s health properties, they should cool it with the drinking and partying and over eating. They should have been living healthy lifestyles if they want the public to buy it. Who would want to buy anything from them?
Its a front..this bizzness is not the boyz…its Christopher’s …he needs to have them as partners because of the legal sh*t storm he’s in.
These people disgust me. Not because of the messes they are in…because they talk crap about people who have similar lifestyles and money issues…But they are somehow better than us all.!..
AMEN!
Disgusting scene. Maybe they’re attrying to attract people who watch shows like Jackass?
meant to type “trying” but my Italian accent came out.
LOL!!!
Shades of Jackass is right..totally disgusting!!! I hate when they show that crap on TV like everyone wants to watch and hear someone get sick. Wake up Bravo, Jackass is sooo back in the day!!!
where do the bottle the stuff?
Right behind the sanitary authority wastewater treatment plant. They get it for free.
This show is supposed to be about the housewives. Why are these adult children being shoved down our throats this season?? I fast forward everytime I see the Manzoids – so I don’t end up vomiting like CritterFUR
ITA. Who cares about the Manzoid boys??? None of us. Stop wasting time on these idiots w/ their idiot get rich quick bs. In the famous words of Ken – We don’t care!
They served as the Jax sequences last Sunday. I maintain they were more interesting than Jax and Ashley. Of course that is not saying much…
I agree….TOO Much of the Kids! Lapband Lauren is the worst! I get so tired of her off screen talking heads comments! She is such a “Know It All” for a 25 year old who had accomplished absolutely Nothing with Her Life! Boring and Annoying! And, now Lapband and Mama Lapband are doing the talk show circuit “Helping Others with Their Weight Loss”, yes, this is because, Lapband Lauren is successful????
I found the whole BLK van trip to the Food Expo to be just plain sad. Albie looks miserable, Chris L, looks so stressed out and desparate that he is ready to have a complete break down or a stroke! And, as usual, Critter and the gang are the nasty party boys drinking too much, barfing and belching. What a Mess!
By the way…..I am launching a new business to save my arse!! I am relaunching the Pet Rock with a Free Chia Pet! I will share more infor later!!!! LOL! Just Kidding!!
We have a poster here called Chiapet wonder if she wants to be given away free
LMAO No !
Name your price, ChiaPet!
Exactly. They are all useless and BORING. Teresa’s kids are much more entertaining.
The title of “Housewives” has been a Front? Lie? Scam? for a very long time now. It should be something along the lines of, “Why do I think I will get by with this? My Gay family thinks I’m grand” anything except the traditional image most of us get hearing the word Housewives. U know?
I hope your flowers don’t die. That was a pretty expensive watering. Love the blog.
I would be embarrassed if my adult sons were shown on a “business” trip acting like teenagers on spring break. This is the behavior that Caroline defends? She criticizes every move Teresa makes, but watching her grown sons eat and drink til they puke is ok? Chris Laurita’s face said it all-he knows he is in deep doo doo with these morons as partners. It all makes Teresa look better and better if you ask me! She at least produced something that people can justify spending their hard earned money on, and she didn’t have to steal the idea from anyone-no matter what Kathy tries to insinuate.
BUT Remember this Big Al doesn’t want to go to Napa because what kind of conversation could he have with stupid Joe Giudice. Duh.
I wonder if he ever talks to Jax and Critterfur.
@cammierari, Carolyn will giggle about how adorable her babies are and take it all in fun.. We do and say everything with a laugh. Remember when she said that in reply to the questions asking about making fun of Lauren?
Yet isn’t this behavior the exact reason she encouraged Jackie to send Ashlee away? Party’s,drinking, wanting her parents to pay her way? I can’t believe no one has called her on her crap!
She really would! She’s so freaking delusional when it comes to her boyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
I think it is Karma… they stole the idea and now it is going nowhere.
Your exactly right, and I made comment more than once about his business. He’s desperate, big time you can see it in his face and in his actions. He needs the boys to shift assets when the Bankruptcy trustee comes after his personal assets (won’t work but it’s a try). I bet he may have 40 thousand left in the bank and it scares him. When he and his family where looting the Signature company of millions, he thought he was on top of the world. Now there isn’t any company out there for him to loot (except black water and they made some settlement that is secret) and he has to get black water picked up by a major chain or bottle company to buy them out or partner with them. If not he won’t have any money and may end up working at the Brownstone.
No bottle company is going to pick this up, it just looks to nasty. They may have had studies that show how people react to certain colors for drink and black wasn’t the case unless it’s coffee. He’s also scared because he has an unstable wife and when there whole world comes crashing down she will start yelling and spouting out things that she knows about Chris and the Manzo’s.
I think the behavior of Albie and Criterfur far outdoes that little comment that Teresa made in her cookbook about the stripper car wash. Caroline was so offended by that because she took it as an insult to her boys. Hey Caro! Your boys ARE the insult!
SH – If you still have your bottle around, I’d also like to know where BLK is bottled?
I still don’t see how ANYONE thought that black water was a good idea. Considering there is a huge government scandal associated with that name, didn’t ANYONE do any research? Ugh, these morons just kill me, one brain cell at a time.
It looks like something you would get out of the local wastewater treatment plant before it is filtered! Just gross!!
The entire episode revolved around:
1. selling cupcakes
2. selling sauce
3. selling “black” water
4. selling Melissa’s dubious singing career
Meanwhile offstage bankruptcy filings were taken place and lawyers moved to prevent Joe Guidice from going to jail. What a group! Now they are all off to Napa like one big loving family.
Buy this “crap” and you would consider buying “blackwater” as the beverage of choice.
In this day and age where the economy is not doing all that great who would even consider for a moment buying bottles of water that resembles “goo” leaked into a pan from an oil change? And this venture makes Caroline “proud”?
Crittefur is getting less attractive by the minute and Albie is beginning to look like an even bigger bore than ever. He would consider casting Lindsay aside in favor of this business? Dumber than a box of rocks! He’s lucky if she even stays around this unmotivated moron out hustling bottles of crapola that nobody in their right mind would think of purchasing.
They broke up, she probably found a real man who had a real job and could actually converse with her.
OMG, what is wrong with that woman? Let’s just pretend that what she says is true for a minute. Even if it is, does she not yet understand by now tha tmany people are rooting for Teresa and she is only causing herself to lose any remaining fans by continually attempting to malign her?
@magdella, Exactly what I’ve been thinking in your post! Jealously is an ugly thing!! It will eat you up and turn you into a perfect fool. I haven’t watch NJ in 4 weeks now. SH lets me know whats what. TY!!
I’m just a little ole southern gal and not wise in the ways of big city living or handling a million dollar company. But I know crap when I see and smell it by golly!! And this is a huge steaming pile of crap!
It amazes me how these people think that no one will know about them. Its such a complete sad mess! Never say Never!
I was reading in one fo the Tabloids that Jax allegedly talked to in it she made the Claim Tre stole Business Ideas from them. Now I dont like Tre top not one bit But I do not believe that there are plenty opertunities for all of them you just gotta find your Nitch.
Hmmm, So is she trying to insinuate the Manzo’s or Laurita’s wanted to write a cook book first? If that is the case it explains a lot of their jealousy issues towards Tre.
or maybe they wanted to pose in a tanning booth or hock Teethwhitening goop
with Jax who knows
Aren’t these the same boys that Caroline said would behave with class at the White House or ball game? Umm, they can’t even go on a business trip without getting sh&%canned and vomiting. . What a bunch of idiots!! They sure don’t act like the “children of privilege” that Caroline has raised. Why the hell can’t they get normal jobs?
The level of projection from the Manzo/ Laurita clowns is insane. From the BK’s to the “Tree using pity to sell books” to stating Teresa “Puts the flame on my families fire, I put the lid on hers.” REALLY Caroline??. It is disgusting. She thinks that she can act like a total a$# and scream and yell at Teresa then say in a blog something to the effect of “I hope that all the hositlity calms soon. Fingers crossed!”" YOU are the hostile one! Caroline made the statement that Jac gave SO MUCH to that relationship. Oh sure! She obviously treasures it and respects what it once was. I’ve had friendships end before and I think it is standard practice to obsess about said ex- friend and tweet about her every actions.
Hey to my DC girls…if you are looking for a good- looking Manzo man, I’d suggest you find another family bc there is no such thing!
Richmond, good recall on what Caroline said!
I guess we all have different standards of behavior. She must think it’s ok to vomit at the White House then.
Thanks Candace! I have a bit of an obsession with the Jersey franchise. *bows head down in shame*
Haha! I just love all these comments! Best HW site and commenters around!
How old is that JooGee father? He’s right there at the beginning of the clip, right?
He’s fugly as crap and almost entirely BALD. Isn’t he around 30 or younger? Very young to be bald.
I can’t play it! What’s she say?
Ignore this y’all. Posted in wrong spot. My bad
you know…it seems to me that chris L. is trying to shove the blame on “family” members he went into business with in his talking heads……did anyone pick up on that??? like he and jac where innocent of misusing the company’s funds…..it was all this business/family members fault….of course i cant remember exactly what he said…something like its hard going into business with family or something….i know it wasnt much of a comment…just my spidey senses going off….it would be a way to save face from his company’s bankruptcy and the other family members that arent on the show dont have the show as was a way to defend themselves….and they probly think that who would believe them anyway, they are THE Laurita’s and America loves them….gag!
Could he be refering to his brother, Dina’s husband and maybe that’s why Caroline and Dina aren’t speaking? Also, if the Brownstone Sauce is an old family recipe and Dina’s husband is Al’s partner, why isn’t his name on the sauce, too? I don’t recall him being mentioned when they were talking about the sauce and the marketing.
Dina’s husband I believe is Albert Manzo’s brother, not Chris Laurita’s. I thought I saw him at the food fair in the clip with Al. So it would be correct calling it a Manzo family receipe.
Food at the Brownstone is good and yes Tommy Manzo is the chef, not Albert. Albert finds the kitchen to find food, not to make it.
Christopher’s hygine is horrible…I bet $100 his breath smells bad! his teeth are yellow,they are also chipped..What happend to him? what do yaw’ll think?hes getting heavy also…christopher,if you are reading this(we all know you are),You need serious help in social skills and hygine..
Christopher is so nasty! haha. Why would any girl want to kiss him? LOL
C’mon guys..the Maznoids are doing great things in business…they have a line of blk lapbands coming out this fall.
Lapband Lauren will be doing everyone’s makeup for the photo shoots.
Meho is writing a song she will “perform” at lookers
Jaxass is having a vegas whore reunion and the fattest ex stripper will get a free lapband.
(if you cant tell by now, i despise these people)
That pic of Chris is hilarious ~ He looks high or extremely drunk.
They ordered an enormous amount of shots when they had business the next day. They thought that looked cool or something. Chris admitted on TV he did not feel well the next day so he did not want to move the BLK sign. So I guess the BLK did not work for his hangover!
Thank you SH for calling out Bravo on this over-the-top promotional episode. I fortunately watched it on my DVR and was able to fast forward through this. I wish the Manzo’s best of luck on their venture, but I don’t watch RHONJ to see product promotions. (That said, I’d like to add that there was something about the way Bethenny does product promotion that has the viewers rooting for her success – interesting.)
may all of the laurita/manzo,dina excluded ofcourse, burn in hell for all their crap. if this series
continues; you better come back w/out all of them. tre’s family wanted on, let them stay minus
her brothers foul, sicko story line. tre will always be the star; and i bet dina will make appearances
to visit her friend. tre rules. say what u want. the girl works hard, instead of whinning. are u
listening jac.
Bravo needs to fire the whole production crew and clean house. RHNJ has become disgusting.
Drunken Manzo’s and Chris Laurita and Jacq deserve each other.
And these fools talk against Teresa’s hubby and and get rid of that young pretty girl that was at least much younger and far classier and prettier than her mother and everyone on the show and especially better to watch than these loser drunken Manzo boys. And they go rid of her for what? Maybe cause she was better than they were.
Chris and the Manzo boys all looked like they needed to take a bath. Why didn’t they dress up and look professional when trying to sell BLK–they were all hung over and looked like they just crawled out of bed with the clothes they slept in. And Chris is trying to give the Manzo’s a serious speech and this is the guy who sent Ashlee home cause he did not like her behavior. We can see where she got it from.
This has to be the stupidest idea for a water product ever. When you think of water you think cool, clear & inviting. This looks murky & unclean. Who thought this up? These people are millionaires & are trying to sucker the public into buying this black colored water. Dear God, be grateful you are fortunate to live a privileged life, most Americans do not live like you & I’m insulted that you would try to sell people this junk. Stop the greed!
This blk is a pure gimmick! It’s nasty sludge water made of decayed plant matter. You can get a bigger health benefit by eating an apple or orange DOY! Of course the dumb Manzo clan is all over this. They think people will be duped into buying this crap.