July 17, 2012 12:10 pm
Season Seven of the Real Housewives of Orange County is done… fini… over!
At least ONE of the present OC Housewives is gettin’ da Bravo boot!
Producers at the beloved Evolution Media… aka RHOC and RHOBH mastermind Dave Rupel… have put out a casting call for brand new phony wives earlier this month:
We are NOW CASTING The Real Housewives of Orange County - all new season!
Bravo’s celebrated show about real women, living fabulous lives in Orange County is now casting! This celebrated docu-series gives viewers an inside look at Southern California’s most glamorous housewives.
Evolution Media is currently looking for fabulous affluent women and their families who live in amazing homes to be on this series. We are searching for outgoing, exciting, strong, self-confident women who reside in Orange County, preferably the coastal cities, and want to share their amazing lives!
Alexass Bellino will be replaced.
Why? Alexass has a bellicose husband, Jimbo, who ain’t goin’ along with the Bravo program… and Bravo don’t like that! Bravo REALLY don’t like it when one of the players rips off their mic pac; announces that they were ‘ambushed’ and takes it upon themselves to drive off. Jimbo also refused to take part in filming… he did the minimal required of him to keep Alexass on the show; however, he did not wish to be an integral part of Alexis’ story line.
Also… Jimbo wears the pants in the Bellino house…
AND… Jimbo has apparently found a gold mine in giving the younguns of Orange County a place to jump! And collectin’ money from the tiny tots parents to trampoline all day at da Bellino’s just-opened SkyZone of Anaheim!
Which OC Housewives did SH readers choose to get da Bravo boot???
The results… an OVERWHELMING percentage of SH readers chose TamballsBarney to get off their TV screens!
OTHER…
Hooray. I’ll open a bottle of ‘champs’ to this news.
Yay!!! Even with all the drama that Alexis and JimBob created….they are still Completely Boring, not to mention Extremely Annoying! So, with Alexis carreer as a ( choke! choke!) fashion designer as well as her short lived time as a lifestyle “Anchor” (LOL) on Fox over. What will she do next??? I think she could have a career as a stylist for transvestites! So long, Alexis…don’t let the door his you in the arse!!
I think this will be a good thing for Alexis she can stay home and wash Jim’s pants
There is a lot of truth to that. I do believe that Alexass and Jim were on the same page with this man king woman slave deal and vows are vows. She is whistling a different tune. Mind you she would have had nannys to giver herself time to put all that goop on her face, work out and get all those extensions did
Tamra may not be liked..but if she left the show it would be boring, she brings the interesting drama.
I have to agree with you…..I didn’t like how Tamara went after Gretchen; but now they are friends (Twins) I would like to see where this goes. I like Tamara with Eddie, I think Tamara may be a lot nicer not having the bad influence from Icky.
I agree
There’s some online drama on Yelp! regarding Sky Zone Anaheim. Conflict seems to follow Jimbo wherever he goes. People who give his tramp park bad reviews are called liars and are accused of being employees of a competing park. But then some of the stellar reviews come from new commentors who have no other reviews posted on Yelp! Same thing on TripAdvisor — lots of 5-Star reviews, but most of the reviewers just recently joined and have exactly one review to their name. That’s the same tactic Vicki and her friends pulled on Amazon when she came out with her lame self-published book, so it must work to some extent.
Same thing with Taylor’s book….bad reviews and then all of a sudden, good reviews!! Damn, they must think we’re idiots!
Jim the Chin is just like his wife, in denial, and delusional! They are two peas in a broke pod…
Russell Armstrong pulled off his mic and was invited to return. And that biatch grifter widow is still around forcing us to watch drunken temper tantrums. (However, no more Bravo for me until she is gone. I shall look forward to your blogs, but they don’t sell ads, Mandy.)
Great point. By their own logic, Kim Richards should not be brought back either. She missed tons of scenes. I know I’m in the vast minority, but I don’t hate Alexis. However, I don’t find her that interesting either. Really didn’t like Dubrow or her handmaiden husband. Too bad they didn’t get da boot.
I agree. I can’t stand the Dubrows. I think that Terry is attracted to Alexis and Heather knows it, which is the reason she was so jealous and nasty towards her. He acts like a stupid, goofy teenage girl half the time and Heather described him as the little brother that she never wanted–I could easily see him making a comment about Alexis that would’ve sent Heather on the war path. I think that Terry was more attracted to Heather’s “acting career,” rich family and whatever doors she could open for him, rather than her nonexistent beauty. Most women who constantly badger another one like that repeatedly without any other apparent reason, are just plain envious.
I predict trouble in Paradise – Alexis is going to blame Jim for her truncated 15 minutes of fame. The show has changed her … and “how are ya gonna keep ‘em on the farm, after they’ve seen Paree?”
I don’t think Alexis would come back anyway, Jim is fed up with it. Tamra isn’t even fake rich anymore, she should get the boot.
YAY!!! But how will Jim the chin support his family without Alexis’ paycheck?? Trampoline park you say?? Haha I wonder how many investor’s the Bellino’s scammed into this? Can you imagine what the liability insurance would be on a place like that!! It only takes one child hurting themselves, say breaking an arm/leg, and the trampoline park will be bye, bye forever! Just another pie in the sky, get rich quick, lame brained idea! So long to the Bellino’s!! You won’t be missed…
That is great news!! All the deals these housewives get are because Bravo pays for them or the businesses want the camera time.They are not talented enough to go out and secure these deals on their own merits.
Alexis lifestyle will take a hit without Bravo backing her and the paychecks.Jimbo is a control freak and treats her like property rather than a wife.Bankruptsy and forclosures are in all the houseives further trying to live lifestyles that they never had before the show.Bravo forces them to go big or they go home/replaced.
Please make Brianna (sorry if I misspelled) the new housewife! She is the only real deal and would have a great story line with the new baby and husband at war! Plus she would call everyone else on their BS, including her mother who by the end of next season will be in the poor house. They should have dumped Alexis the minute JimBob started making waves. You know they’re broke and phony and could only have the “Princess” party because Bravo footed the bill.
Jim left because Tamara came over. I think Tamara knows alot about Jim and Alexis and he doesn’t want her around because she could put holes in his story.
While I wish Tamera would have waited to be called over, I do think she needed to be in on the conversation. She’s the one that started this entire “phony-gate”, by repeating what Gretchen had told her. Terry should have said, yes, I called your wife phony, but I didn’t say it in the context that you heard it. Sorry if my perception of your wife hurt your feelings! Tamera should have fessed up that yes, she repeated it to Alexis in the heat of the moment, but that she embellished and made it worse than it really was. And lastly, Gretchen should have kept her mouth shut in the first place! Done! Party On! But alas, we’ll never know because Jim had to run off like the little girl he is….
Why can’t these two hear anything about themselves that isn’t music to their ears?? Jim hates everything RHOC, so why should he care what people think of him and his dingbat wife? Why does Terry and Heather’s opinion matter that much to him? I never saw Terry asking Jim to lunch to confront him over Alexis ragging on his wife’s acting career because she’s no Angelina Jolie! Haha! Terry could care less what Alexis thinks! Grown adults shouldn’t be this insecure….
TeeHee!! Good Times indeed!! Let’s not forget about A-Mex, Katie Cure-IK, and Couture!! Dang, Alexis is stupid! I’d say she dumber than a box of rocks, but I don’t want to insult rocks….
If the two of them actually got paid in real gems (not the fake kind Alexis wears), for their stupidity, they may actually be the rich couple they think they are!
Tamra should stay! Nothing wrong with telling it like it is……that’s what she does. If Bethenny Frankel got her OWN spin off, and now talk show!?!?…no reason for Tamra to go anywhere. No offense, but, Alexis, is just a hick….she doesn’t fit in this crowd. Not saying that she’s not a nice person….just….a HICK!
I wouldn’t call myself a real fan of any OC housewives therefore wouldn’t be heartbroken if any of them left. I think Tamra is vicious but the show would probably be totally boring without her.Heather is entertaining at times. I liked how she went in on Alexis and how she treats people that she deems are beneath her. As for Alexis, I was a bit bummed that all she called Gretchen out for was fake hair and lips. While I think it was good that Gretchen got called out for being a liar (Shocker!!) she should have called her out for her affair with Jay while she was with Jeff! She absolutely knew about it. I mean she could have said anything! Ragged on her about the tattoe she used to have on her finger…..talked about all the naked pictures that wound up online…the lawsuits….but all we got was “Andy, feel her hair!” Oh well. Maybe she said it but they cut it for legal reasons.
For Brianna’s sake I hope she won’t be the new housewife. I like her very much but joining the cast would be like sticking your head in the toilet because then you have to deal with the sh*t and hate that TamTrash and the rest of them spew. I know Tam is friendly now with Brianna but TamTrash isn’t to be trusted. She’s a manipulator and a user and she’ll turn on you as soon as she done getting what she wants. Now that Heather’s gone she’ll ramp it up even more on Vicky or choose a new target.
With Alexis gone Tamra and Gretchen will go after Vicky.Brianna going the show as a new HW she will have to pick sides.Either her mom or the mean girls.It will destroy any relationship she has with her mom.She will lose either way.Brianna could bust her mom’s balls with all she knows if she teams up with the mena girls.Either way Brianna joining the show or being involved on the scale of Slade will change her.Bravo ruins people the longer they stay.$$ and fame changes everyone.
I think they all should go. It’s been long enough of the same B.S., and I don’t care about what happens to any of these women. Start over with less gold-digger-princess types, please.
Well praise jeebus!
In all seriousness, do ANY of these current women even meet the Casting Call qualifications?!
Heather? Yeah, probably. So far. Actor though.
She tries though!
Gretch? Sorta, not really (at least initially). Maybe now.
Tamra? No. Never did.
Jeana? At the time.
Alexis? Ha ha ha. No.
Tammy? Not really and she got the boot.
Jo? No. Not even close.
Kimberly? She left to Chicago. Who knows even.
Quinn? It would appear likely not.
Lauri? Not initially, but she climbed that mountain!
Peggy? Definitely not. Awkward.
Lynne? Um, no.
Vicki? SO many holes in her stories…what do we believe?
Ugh. Makes you wonder about the entire series!
SDHS86, ITA! Also, I can’t remember the name of the gal that was on last season (or the season before?) but the storyline was absolutely ludicrous. Fernanda??? She kissed Trampy Trembling Tampra or something along those lines. Yeah… riiight!!! (insert extreme eyeroll here – where one eye pops completely out)!
Oooh, that WOULD be an “evil eye!” Don’t let Crooksy see that!!
Read between the lines of that casting call announcement:
Evolution Media is currently looking for fabulous , affluent ( wannabe ) women ( or posers and fakes) and their families ( the more dysfunctional, the better) who live in amazing homes ( rented or in foreclosure, doen’t matter) to be on this series. We are searching for outgoing (willing to do nude bathtub scenes with your bisexual boyfriend that your kids will see later), exciting ( able to shout woohoo on demand), strong ( able to engage in a shout off with a cast member without loosing your voice), self-confident ( you know your superior because you use big words like “cerebral” ) women who reside in Orange County, preferably the coastal cities (Coto De Casa and Ladera Ranch are NOT coastal so they mean at least accessible to the coast by bus) , and want to share their amazing (delusional) lives.
Bonus points are awarded to women who didn’t actually grow up in Orange County and know nothing about it, but relocated because they read somewhere that affluent white men live there. Additional bonus points for women with atrocious grammar skills and no knowledge of anything beyond their own bra size. Must be in a relationship with a male person that no sane/sober woman would want to be anywhere near.
Honestly I never really liked Alexis before this season. But when she called out Tamara at the reunion for stil being married and being in the bath tub with Eddie I died!! I had to rewind it like 4 times so see it. Say what you want to about Alexis but I love her.
I agree!
Weren’t she and Jim fooling around with each other while they were both still married? Not on camera mind you. Still, seems like a glassy kinda house?!
Sorry girlfriend, but TamraTrash doesn’t know how to be nicer. Vicky or no Vicky she’s NEVER been nice and meant it. She knows how to play at being fake nice though. So while she says she’s the happiest she’s ever been with her engagement to Eddie and she’s finally got the life she
“deserves”, TamTrash is a middle aged mean girl who suffers from emotional problems.
My comment above is in reply to Pampano Ann.
Alexis and Jimbo left just in time… Their financial problems will not play out on TV maybe threw the blogs…
Honestly, I think I am over the RHWOC. They didn’t boot Tamra (I can’t stand her!), now Gretchen has turned into Tamra #2 (UGH), Vickie is a nutcase and is dating a slimeball, and Heather is so condescending it irks me. Alexis was my favorite only because I felt she was the only one who was at all nice. She wasn’t the smartest and her husband is a douche, but the rest of them are b****es. Luckily I’m a big fan of RHWBH.