July 16, 2012 9:47 pm
Brooks Crooks Ayers made an appearance on the RHOC reunion show… Crooks refused to come back while Briana Wolfsmith Culberson was seated next to her mother, Vicki Gunvalson. Crooks says that he was not aware that Vicki was on RHOC!
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The Real Housewives franchises have become a guilty pleasure for me and I've become intrigued by 'normal' people who would agree to put their lives on television for public display and scrutiny. What are their motives to divulge their daily routines for viewing audiences to approve, reprimand, berate, castigate, attack; basically abuse and judge? Oh, just forget about the above nonsense... the majority of these people are just stoo-pid.
The sparrow flew out of Tamra’s hair, where it’s been nesting since spring.
Ha!
BROOKS want to be the only one next to her ear so he can whisper sh** in it…
daaaaaaaaang….. Ole Crooksy is shakin in his boots over Brianna but he thinks he can stand up to a deposition? Hims a bitch.
annnd git yer hand offn her knee ifn you dont want to come across like you just caught you a gold egg layin hen.. aaaaand quit presuming to speak for everyone in the south we all aint like you you silly nitwit. and most of all……
Alllllso you big dumb bozo the newest pics you have just posted to twitter don’t have you in them at all. How do we know that these aint just pictures that Nicolle has sent you over the years of her lil man? And furthermore, when was the last time you saw him? Any REAL daddy knows that if your relationship with your child is boiled down to a handful of outdated picture then you are a pretty sorry excuse of a father. Its not his fault the way you and his momma hooked up. So why punish him just because of your stupidity. You got played. So what? Now there is a kid. Deal with it.
Crooksy here is my affirmation for you….”.the best predictor of future behavior is your past behavior.”
He’s just such a strange dude. A lot of the people on the HW shows are lacking in self-awareness but he REALLY seems to have no idea how his words and actions come across to others. Vicky is positively blind when it comes to seeing what he’s all about.
I’m not a Brooks fan and I think we all (on SH) have every right to criticize him based on what has been exposed here, but I have to agree with Alexis, who the eff is Tamara to give relationship advice or cast judgement when she was filing bathroom soft p*rn on national TV without being divorced. Vicki’s a grown woman, let her make her mistakes, isn’t that what Gretchen has been asking for all along. And I have to say, during the season I was a Heather fan, but after the reunion she has come off as a snooty, huffy, mean girl. I am SO glad this season is over cause I’m done with it. Bu-Bye RHWOC ladies, I will find a better method of escapism than supporting you and Mz. Andy.
Heather sux, She’s about as memorable and interesting as that last one, Peggy.
I agree with you that a bathtub scene is nothing that I would want to film, but it was producer induced. Finding any reason to put an attaractive girl in a bikini, lingerie, towel etc is one of their many goals. Thus the beach vacays, the bathing suit shopping the spa days etc…..it’s all a gimic to get someone scantily clad and entice us to watch.
Oh puh-leeze. Like Brooks didn’t google Vicki’s name when he first met her?
What a crock of shit if I ever heard it.
Mandy’s question was whether he knew she was on the show “when he met her.” Crooksy said No. That may be technically true since they supposedly met years ago. However, he clearly had to have known “she was on the show” when he “took the opportunity before that window closed” to ask her to date him “as soon as she filed for divorce”–in other words “let’s stop sneaking around.”
And as for Mandy–he was the only one who reacted to that bird like a LITTLE GIRL. What a wuss. I cannot stand Mandy!!
You don’t like Andy? I’m shocked… Wow, I did not see this coming! It’s his suits that are way too small for him that put you over the edge; isn’t it? I knew it. Where’s he getting these tiny suits? Has he had them for years and refuses to get more in his size? Or did he just get a darn good deal on them in the boys dept and said, “Eh, screw it. No one will notice.”?
LOL–romo, I’m sorry. I’ve held it in for so long but I just had to let it out this one time. And as for the too-small suits, I think he was told long ago that he was too big for his britches and it just stuck! Either that or he does hope someone (like JoGo or BGG) will notice that “Hey my fabulous body is just lookin’ all buff in that muscle-bulge revealin’ suit jacket and flood pants, oh Calgon, take me away!!”
GAAAAAAAAG. [Insert critterfur barf sound here]
I watched the rhov reunion on YouTube and once you have seen their guy you will come back running to Andy. He has the personality of a wet dish cloth or maybe a squeegee
Guess Crooksy didn’t know the world was round either.
I firmly believe that the only reason he won’t be in the same place with her is because when she calls him on his crap, she is the only person that VG won’t completely write off. More so now that her daughter is pregnant. He knows that he can cause something with the other women and drive a wedge. Was there a reason to call T about her eye rolling other than to ruin whatever friendship they had? None that I can see.
He saw his opportunity to distance Tamra and he took it, just like all good ‘confidence men’. The only way he can get Vicki to believe all of his crap is to distance her from anyone that sees through his lies. Unfortunately, her kids are off limits in that regard. He’ll be gone before too long, her ego can’t take being berated for too much longer.
ugh….that man just makes my skin crawl
Brooks outing Briana’s pregnancy before she was ready to tell the general public was yet again another example of this man not knowing his place. Overstepping his boundaries. More of that “I’m a hugger” stuff. Grrrrrrrr. Men like that make me so mad I could eat ball barrings and crap BBs!!!!
He doesn’t know his place and he always has to control everything. Can you just imagine when he found out that Briana was pregnant he couldn’t wait to tell someone so he could be the first to break the news. Yet one more example of him having to control everyone. He’s despicable.
@made: plus, i’m sure he divulged the pregnancy and wedding date info for pay. afterall, this is Crooks we’re talking about, it’s just another way to make money wo working.
That was such a violation of trust, Vick and Briana’s. If Vicki can’t see what that says about her relationship with Brooks is all about she’s nuts.
I never thought of that…just call me Alexis…ha
I forgot about that Made… Vicki must have told him, in confidence, he ran to a radio station and told the world… If that didn’t make Vicki run,nothing will. I am embarrassed for her. Not, but she looks dumber then he is… For shame… Hey Vicki we know you are reading this , get over yourself we are..
While, I do know of Mr. Brooks Ayers, he does not represent all of us in the South. He’s not….ethical. Not many of us will grate your nerves like his particular demeanor does, but we will love and hug you to death if you’re awesome like Made Piley.
I do believe he was being genuine in this interview. Whether motivated by fame or money, he was for sure in his mind protecting his “lady.” Mean looks and eye-rolling in the South are very insulting and reserved for the less skillful conversationalists. It is so hard to rebut a precise verbal fileting with a syrupy drawl, as Tamara is now well aware when her mouth got shut for her. We Southerners are really good at ginsu-knifing your ass with a smile and thank you ma’am at the end, and Tamara got her ass ginsu’ed Mississippi style.
BTW: Hey y’all!
Hey Sistah T!
It’s good to see you! Hope you’ve been well.
The only thing ‘genuine’ about Brooks is his genuine ability to pretend.
Hey Sistah. I am sooo happy to see your pretty face!
Crooks has been in Vicki’s life for years and he didn’t know she was a HW when they started dating…… Crooks and Vicki must have some kind of ‘How much bullshit can we spin o’ meter’ that only they find amusing.
I wish he’d quit saying he’s from the South. All Southern men are not douchebags and do not say ‘my lady’. He makes my skin crawl.
ah yes…but being from the south is proof that he’s not fake. It must be true….brooks said it.
I’d like to see Briana tweet an affirmation of the day to ole Crooks.
I have never seen a mature woman be so gullible. Vicky needs to wake up, Brooks (Crooks) he is trying to isolate her so he can continue to brain wash her. I thought Vicky really chose her kids over anything but the reunion and final episode shows otherwise. Did she forget that lovers come and go but family and friends Don’t?.
Even if he didn’t know she was on RH, he knew that she was a relatively successful, wealthy businesswoman. He still would have gone after her even if she weren’t on the show, to con her out of whatever he could get.
i keep reading that Vicky is such a successful busines woman. I’d like to argue otherwise. My wife is also an insurance broker. Her company is 15 years old and hercommissions make her the largest insurance broker in the state. She has 12 offices and 180 employees. I have nothing to do with her business. But I can tell you one thing. I have heard Vicky say twice that she has to have her ex husband live in the house because she has a mortgage and couldnt pay it by herself. Becasue I know th insurance business as well as I do, I can tell you that a sucessful owner can pay the mortgage on a 3 million dollar house with no problem. Either she is not so successful or she thinks that by saying that she cant make the mortgage she wont have to pay support. If thats the case she is pretty stupid. Any judge can se thru that.
Brooks was protecting his lady from a eye roll that his lady never saw. Good one. What was the eye roll going to do to Vicki that Brooks needed to protect her from?