July 15, 2012 6:05 pm MOOD: Amused UPDATE 8:20 pm
Even Nicki Minaj via Twitter is noticing the gayness on the Real Housewives of New Jersey…
Did Joe Gorga come out???
Last week was BigGayGreggy’s birthday and excitement abounded on the Real Housewives of New Jersey!!!
How could it not?? BigGayGreggy is GAY!! BUT… Jaime Laurita and GayRosie have stolen BGG’s magical gayness out from under him!! BGG was the main gay on the Real Housewives of New Jersey!
Nobody puts BGG in a corner!!!
Greg Bennett… “Uh.. is it really my birthday? Or is this like one of those ‘change-the-dates-for-the-show’ birthday parties?”
ANSWER: How about you don’t hang out in gay bars in the first place??
The always obligatory “gay” shot for MissAndy…
Lil CritterFUR can’t stand to be away from his mommy!!
You’d think he was leaving for Afghanistan! Critter is probably just grateful to his mommy that he don’t have to go to Afghanistan… or get himself a REAL job!
DonCaro… hangin’ onto PrinceAlbie… while PrinceAlbie doesn’t even have a ‘loose grasp’ of alleged “girlfriend” LindseyA!
PrinceAlbie tries to convince someone he has a girlfriend… as CritterFUR gazes adoringly at him…
LindseyA… the alleged “girlfriend”… B-A-R-K…
PrinceAlbie nuzzles mommy…
DonCaro gives a weak salutation to the “girlfriend”…
BODY LANGUAGE ALERT!!
What happened to BGG’s REAL boyfriend?? If they’re still together, why wasn’t he at the par-tay?
Watch as BigGayGreggy walks into his surprise birthday party… who is the very first to shove guests out of the way and be the first to wish BGG “Happy Birthday”!!!
OOOPS!!! Not THAT video… BUT, everyone knows that JoeGorga would be game for any of MissAndy’s gay games!! Interestingly, the Gorgas had ZERO interest in anything relating to the gay persuasion BEFORE they hopped on the Bravo train!
Joe Gorga on the golf course in Punta Cana…
It’s THIS video… where PrinceAlbie’s eyes light up when he sees BGG enter his party…
You’re descriptions of the pictures are very spot on!
And. P.S. are Lindsaaay and Albie still dating?
Wesley: From all reports Lindsey hightailed it outta there months ago! TFC!!! SH
I’m amazed daily how well you are able to expose these dig bats!!! (gracefully I bow to the Queen)
That Little Joe (gor-ga-ga) is a perverted shrimp!!
Something was definitely off. In one of the talking heads Albie said that Lindsey is that type of girl you kick yourself over passing up on, then later he says that he has to put his family first. Has anyone told these sheltered children that they can do more than one thing at a time. Lindsey’s a professional cheerleader, so she travels with the team, odds are they would both be able to have their space. That whole Lindsey thing doesn’t make sense to me. Personally I think she was a beard in the making.
Exactly. Why is it that LapBand can (supposedly) run her business and still have a relationship with Vito, but Prince Albie can’t sling snake oil and have a girlfriend at the same time?
@ Ana…As we can see, lapband can’t run a business, chew gum and date vito at the same time, as easily evidenced by the fact that she closed the first spot in a day..lol.
@ Lisa…I thought they traveled with the team. Thanks for that info. Either way, it’s still a cop out to stay he can’t have a relationship and run a business.
Cheerleaders do not travel with the teams, they are only for home games to continue to get the fans hootin’ and hollerin.
Late last night Nicki Minaj called out Joe Gorga for some of the things he has been doing on the show and that ASS is still tweeting her saying he’s a fan. WHAT A LOSER!
quote: RT @NICKIMINAJ Ladies, if ur husband regularly humps on men, rubs on men, sits on their necks in pools, etc… Is that a bit much or… #RHONJ
I agree with the theory that he’s borderline illiterate.
Wonder if Chuckie will promise Bravo a “coming out” party for her son if they resign her for next season?
Joe Gorga is GARBAGE and MeHO is a gold igging famewhore
I agree with you about Gor-Ga-Ga-Ga being garbage! Although, you are being to kind!
Puuleeeez, I don’t want to see Joey’s buttocks (insert Forrest Gump voice). That is just a down right nasty piece of meat. YUK. The pics are very telling, though. And I loved Critterfur huggin Chuckie like he was leaving for Afghanistan! LOL. Spot on.
P.S. I am glad Greggy has been stripped of his #1 gay spot this season. Now if he could just move on and out!
MP, you are the best!
Did anyone notice, no presents were brought by guests. Even Teresa brought gifts for the phony Un Birthday held by Melissa for daughter.
Poor guy had his possible birthday hijacked by Melissa dancing on bar with tp attached to her shoe. Classic classy! Probably a bar napkin but tp would attach to her easily. Way easy.
Are there really that many dumb asses in NJ?
Joey Gorga is the definition of Gay for Pay and Gay for Real Andrew should be offended.
So it looks like JoGo has started posing for topiary a la Antonella’s new avi??? Hey, he’s gotta get a dance floor installed in the basement next to the studio–get busy JoGo!!!
Haha, no way, my topiary has a bigger pee pee
HAHAHAHAHA….that was a Good laugh
Lindsey is too darn good for any of them…and Lauren you look like a freaken witch….
Not to be mean here….but being a cheerleader doesn’t make you pretty……
That’s 100% fact Meemaw!
You are exactly right. Cheerleading takes skill, talent, endurance, grace. In football, you’re outdoors and if your home game is being played when it’s 12 degrees and snowing — you gotta be out there with your cheer team. I have a lot of respect for NFL cheerleaders — I could never have done what they do, even in my own athletic prime. I was a power athlete, but sucked in anything requiring endurance (swimming, running, cheerleading).
I’m thinking Joey G is the real problem in the feud b/w Tre and Melissa. HE’S the one that wants to be the center of attention involving everything and everyone on the show!
1. He’s always doing something obnoxious so he can get more camera time.
2. He got pissed that his parents weren’t going to depend on him anymore and going to live with Tre’s family.
3. He looked pissed when Rosie told him that she went to visit Tre.
4. He’s wants all the credit for Mego’s singing “career” to the point of even reminding Mego that is was him that put her sh*t together.
5. He’s all up every one of Tre’s old friend’s ass – especially Dumpy Don Caro and Chris Laurita.
6. He’s waaay over-selling himself as a lover of all things gay just for Miss Andy’s attention.
7. He wants Tre to “fall down” so she could go back to worshipping him.
HE is the one that wants to be Tre way more than Mego does!! What a little Bitch! He’s proclaimed himself to be “an Angel from God” on more than one occasition. If he was such an “Angel” and such a great brother he should get his bitchy little self off of this WOMAN’S show and stick to his manly day job.
Juicy Joe said it best – “He’s a little bitch for fighting with his sister like that.” YES – Joey G is a P*ssy!
Excellent comment ITA
I believe you hit it spot on!!
I haven’t watched NJ as of tonight 3 weeks and not all the whole shows before that. Mostly hitting FF.
It’s hard watching grown people behave as a 3 year old or worse! Little Joe says some crazy crap! Along with getting mad over crazy crap. Does anyone get invited to a book signing? He made it sound like everyone got a personal invitation in the mail except him!
agree!
Ya BGG, where was your bf?
Hey Lindsey, Maybe find some place else to get your eyebrows done.
Daily shout out the Greggy’s whole loose butt hole
HAHAHA, my daily fix!!
We don’t have to worry about any loose butt holes outa these topiaries cause George has a light touch…cause “just one wrong move…”
We need to get this man to Franklin Lakes
I would be interested in getting Lindsey’s take on her relationship with Albie. Or Albie and Greggy’s “friendship”. Does she tweet? No doubt she was given the wrath of Don to keep her mouth shut…or else…
Did you see the look on Caro’s face during the interview about Albie being too busy for girls. She lowered her head and searingly peered at the interviewer. Even I got the chills!!!
Ever see that old movie “Cereal Mom”? Caro could play the part with her eyes shut!
I never liked Stumpy ever since the first episode of last season when he was crying to his Daddy at his kid’s christening and screaming at Teresa.I always thought he was a DOUCHE Nicki M is awesome for calling him (ahem) OUT
I loved after the temper tantrum as he stomps off his Dad said,”Go on, Go to your Mommy. That’s what you do.”
I dont remember him saying that? funny if he did though!
Just read that Teresa has canceled book signings for Thurs July 19. Is that the day Juicy goes to court? Prison?
Anyhoooo….. anybody know?
TO: Mr. Joodice has already made arrangements. My NJ source told me last week that he’s probably going “away.” Said Joodice talked with alphabet law enforcement last weekend. This particular NJ source is never wrong; however, wanted to get some documentation, etc to back up the claim. Waiting until this week to explain… TFC!! SH
WHAAAAA?? Wait – arrangements?? Who? When? Where? WHAT?!? Can’t wait for the post!!
Thanks SH! I always come here to verify info I read elsewhere. Also, aren’t there other charges pending besides just the ID fraud?
TO: Cannot answer at this time… I’m sure there are. When my Becky goes off with Carleton, things get very hectic at SH! Thinkin’ I need another assistant!! TFC!! SH
Or a martini maybe two !
SH, if you ever want to give me homework, I am up for it! I also have a friend with access to lexis nexis and other databases.
If it is true and it’s the day he’s going away, I would hope Teresa would take the girls to a relatives home or even down here to Stafford so they don’t have to see it all over the TV the papers. He did rong but the children should not have to suffer for the actions of the parents. However, I’m sure Teresa has it covered and BRAVO should NEVER film it or allow anything to be said about it. This should be 0 tolerance. Do you hear me ANDY… I’m sorry all but as a mother, I’m just thinking of 4 innocent children. Thank you!
Agreed, but what does Teresa say to the oldest one, when asked where is daddy? They seem to be VERY BLUNT with the children, i say tell them the TRUTH and at the same times TEACH THEM A LESSON, on what NOT TO DO.
Eventually they are gonna have to be told. Depends on how long he will have to be away. I wouldn’t be surprised if Bravo tries to film visitation day with the girls. I sure hope they dont but…..
MP, it wouldn’t surprise me either!
I hope Teresa is able to stop that?
Bravo’s big thing seems to be “build them up and edit to where the fans love them. THEN… With editing and and a fame whore rip them down. Only to film a REAL FAMILY torn part. It’s sad & disgusting!
Bravo, keep those kids away fom this… I don’t care if the kids are part of this show, they do not need to watch their dad get taken to the pokey, Period.. Anyone that thinks this is ok, is sick.. They are real people kids, and my heart breaks for them.. I hope they get a lot of hugs, and love from everyone.
There’s really no clear answer…I don’t know what I would do myself…I think Teresa will have the strength and courage to tell each one of them when she feels it’s the right time. I am feelin that she has already told the oldest or the two of them will together. No matter what they do it’s a tough nut to chew for all of them. This is something that BRAVO really should stay away from. This is private.
Whats going to happen is Tre is going to be turned in to a Big martyr and get sympathy
From everyone
I don’t think so Lisa…there are a few POS that are going to glot but at the end of the day Tre will have ignored them and hopefully they will go away because those who live in glass houses shouldn’t be throwing stones…..
Her fans will turn her into a Martyr she will do some Tabloid covers with heart wrenching BOOHOO how could they take a father away from his kids articles and how he didnt deserve to go to jail for something he didnt do..just wait
ITA with Lisa the Irish Dragon. I will add that I do feel for the little girls, because this can totally be traumatic for them and have a lasting imprint in their psyches.
I agree with Lisa too. This will be her BIG chance to show what she’s “made of”. She’ll shine and she won’t have him to hold her back now. I’m sure the kids already know the truth, taking into consideration the open way they speak to them. She’ll get tons of “fans” admiring her even more!
Buuuuutt. ifn we are gonna go the “teach em a lesson” route. Then maybe G to the IA can have her dance troop do a dance to this song
Barb: “If it’s true”… these things can change in a second. That was proven the last time SH reported on Juicy’s court date/hearing. There was a last-minute change in his agreement and I had already published what my NJ source told me. This is why… although my NJ source has never been wrong… I’m waiting on this as there is no “official” information; no mugshots, etc. Can just say that there is definitely something coming… wish I could say more. TFC!!! SH
Ms. SH, I love your posts. “Alphabet law enforcement!” Made me chuckle as I have my cawfee
Melissa’s nose is much much different now than in the picture above. Man she’s UAF (Ugly as F…) when she does her own make up or doesn’t wear any. BGG: GTFO of my TV.
What the hell is Don talking about work needs to be Princes priority. Mommy n Daddy set them up n business n there running around pushing that crap water. I’m sure they will keep setting the entitled brats up. Why don’t she tell the truth she wants to be his priority. It’s sick is what it is. Not healthy at all.
Especially since Albie admitted on twitter last night that they ARENT GETTING PAID YET!!!!! How can you give yourself away more? Who’s paying for that apartment!!!!
He gave a lot away in this ep too. How they are dipping into their savings to get blk marketed… Chris Laurita said that this was his last resort for income basically. I’ve never seen blk water in the store. Good luck with all that though!
Lol @nickiminaj
The stripper is having a twitter melt down, talking trash about Teresa AND her girls!! What happened to trying to fix the family and staying out of it. Haha, the stripper is getting support from Trashbox Tamara. Meanwhile, Teresa is saying NOTHING. Ignore and hopefully the stripper will move on.
Antonella, in light of JoGo’s comment a couple weeks ago about Tree wearing a “sexy color” did you notice this lil sick gem:
Melissa Gorga @melissagorga
I put red on for my man!!!
Noticed that. His stares and her sheer evilness freak me out. This is first RHONJ that I have not watched since Season 1, watching Army Wives instead. I can’t deal.
Melissa Gorga@melissagorga
Just so everyone & especially T knows bc she is so concerned.. I sing to a track when I do a lot of choreography..
#DELUSIONAL
ohh antonella Edward sissorhands was on tv tonight I thought of you
Im sorry but standing up straight does not count as a lot of choreography. I can’t say that Tre doesn’t just hate a bit but Melissa is the delusional one.
I rewatched the video and that was no dancing! she started with that peacock, bird flapping wings move and some jumping here and there. not much moving.
I say they get that woman form Dance Moms for next time. She wont go for none of that half-assed stuff.
birds of a feather flock together! Tamra is trailer park trash that also married a rich man for his money! I bet tamra was a stripper too back in the day!
Other than the Wakiles, I really don’t like any of these people at all. It’s like Bravo thinks we’re supposed to just LOVE them all. They’re all so boring and irritating. Oh hey, this person is so CRAZY! They’re gay/ have a cookbook/ have a song/ are horny/ have a constant irritated face/ have some seriously stupid overblown teeny tiny problem so automatically THEY’RE LIKEABLE!
Lately when I watch this NJ franchise, I realize that my face is all scrunched up like ‘ who farted’? I just really dislike all of them.
And Caroline… you might actually want to get a nice, genuine, upbeat and friendly personality to shill your sauce or it’s going nowhere.
I bet Bravo or Andy get a cut from each of the products the housewives push on us, kinda like Simon Cowell with the Idol kids’ songs.
I also believe that Andy gets a cut from the products on the show that the housewives push.
I don’t usually watch WWHL but awhile back, I read a reader’s comment on a post somewhere else where Andy had the guys from Million Dollar Listing on, and he was talking about a big sale to one of the guys and the guy said something to Andy like “You get a cut of the commission” or something like that and Andy said “I wish” or something to that effect to try to deflect. I would think that anything that they promote on these shows would have a condition in their contract that Bravo gets a cut.
Ok, is it just me or does this chick look a wee bit too much like his lil cousin Ashlee??? I do find Greg, Albie and Chris to be funny, but I also feel HORRIBLE for Chris L. You can see his work ethic starkly contrasts from his nephews and I can see two of these guys not pulling enough wt, which will no doubt end in another fracture in the Laurita/Manzo family….
Well, all I have to say is, this boy right here loves Him some Albie!!! Get Greggy out, move Me in, and I will so take care of Albie. Yah, and feed Critter too.