REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS: The PR Spin Has Begun!!!… Chef Bernie Says Beverly Hills Has “Gone To The Dogs”… “Turned Into Jerry Springer”

July 12, 2012  5:35 pm

Kim Richards, Kyle Richards, Adrienne Maloof, Lisa Vanderpump, ex-Housewife, Shana…

Adrienne Maloof’s employee, Bernie Guzman, the Insult Chef, has begun his infamous messages via his Facebook page re the next season of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills:

SO LETS BE REAL….THIS SEASON…
THE GLITZ & GLAMOROUS LIFESTYLES IN BEVERLY HILLS…
HAVE GONE TO THE “DOGS”.
MEAN SPIRITED AND WOMAN GRASPING AT STRAWS WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS.
ITS BECOME GHETTO & TRASHY LIKE A JERRY SPRINGER SHOW.
I FIND IT VERY EMBARRASSING…FROM “CLASS” TO “CRASS” ..
I CAN’T SAY “BRAVO” TO THIS YEARS PERFORMANCES.

 Insult Chef Bernie Guzman entering SUR… followed by RuPaul…

NOTE:  Are viewers expected to believe the Insult Chef’s opinion of the next season of the RHOBH?   OR… is Chef Bernie only referring to his phony dislike of Lisa Vanderpump and Giggy?  

(Thanks to SH reader “NR”!!!)

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The Real Housewives franchises have become a guilty pleasure for me and I've become intrigued by 'normal' people who would agree to put their lives on television for public display and scrutiny. What are their motives to divulge their daily routines for viewing audiences to approve, reprimand, berate, castigate, attack; basically abuse and judge? Oh, just forget about the above nonsense... the majority of these people are just stoo-pid.
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28 Responses to REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS: The PR Spin Has Begun!!!… Chef Bernie Says Beverly Hills Has “Gone To The Dogs”… “Turned Into Jerry Springer”

  1. Paula says:

    Why do people have such a problem differentiating between the words “womAn” and “womEn” I swear if I had a penny every time someone misused those words I could afford to have Crooks as a boyfriend.

  2. Entree-Manure says:

    His comments only make me wanna watch it even more…

  3. kathyf48 says:

    I love Bernie!

  4. Pompano Ann says:

    Watching all the franchies’s (Gee I need to get a life) I think we have levels of Trash Proof (?)
    Let’s see, when women get physical with one an other, yes that is Trash and Jerry S material.
    Atlanta Wives, I think what you see is what you get; yes we’ve seen some action out of Nene and Kim and Marlo was pushing that envelop. NJ, need I say more, these women are vicious, manipulating and would come to blows, if someone really pushed the limit with Tree, would she fight (physically)? NY, we’ve seen our share of snobs, bitchiness, malice out of Jill; but these ladies would not stoop to the trash level; OC, yes we’ve seen some pushing, sceaming, trash talking; they may push the border. Bev Hill, with Kyle, Traylor and Kim and Brandi, these women would throw down, pay-per-view style! Not so trash proof in the 90210!

  5. PhilliesPhanInYankeesCuntry says:

    @Paula: that’s like when people who live in NYC spell Manhattan as “Manhatten”
    )))retch(((

  6. Leon Benjamin says:

    Aw, shut up Bernie Fife and cook something.

  7. ninjapanda1 says:

    What a Bitch Bernie is.

  8. DimNChicago says:

    Sounds like Bernie and Giggy get into it.

  9. TV Junkie says:

    Just read that Taylor is dating again and sneaking around about it. Not surprised. Everything she has ever done has been sneaky. Wonder who the poor sucker is?

    • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

      Who would be so stupid to date her I mean really ! The thought of being falsey accused of Abuse would be enough for me to not want to be anywhere near her

    • TangyOrange says:

      ‘Dating’ by the hour?

  10. TV Junkie says:

    Yeah, I pity any guy who would be stupid enough to date her! Whoever he is, I’m sure he’s probably rich. She seems desperate. She can say she’s takin’ it slow all she wants. I ain’t buyin’ it!

    • Whoa!! says:

      She must be lying about her identity because surely anyone dating her would go back and watch her show if not just out of curiosity (assuming they hadn’t already seen RHOBH). Any normal man, woman or child would run far far away from that kind of krazy if they’d seen any one of last seasons episodes.

  11. ChiaPet says:

    Bernie is Pissed off he isn’t a housewife.

    • CJ says:

      All because the Maloof Hoof doesn’t come in his size.

      • idatrvlr says:

        ha ha he’s squeezed into to small a shoe and is now in pain and making us all in pain with his rants. Who would allow their staff to act like he does? very odd

  12. Ok let’s see if this post come through….not one of mine has made it today….I like Bernie and I am in awe of some of the recipes he shares on his page…..:)

  13. missingrealityused2bjoan says:

    Who knew Bern was even the real deal…all his scenes were painfully phoney. ;)

  14. Delia says:

    Hey Bernie, you’re not a housewife, shut the hell up.

  15. kel says:

    Hey I kinda like Bernie. Sometimes watching him be bitchy is a welcome comic relief from the petty girls that make their own problems! And I bet he is referring to trashy Taylor.

  16. RegalBeagle says:

    Why is Shana Scum Sipes Taylor Trash Ford Whore Armstrong still on the show???

    • Paula says:

      Because Bravo knows better than to dump the grieving widow who suffered through years of unspeakable physical and mental abuse and is desperately trying to provide for her innocent child. Can you imagine the crocodile tears she would have cried in front of the media. She’d have cried so hard the tears would have bounced off her platypus lips and caused a media frenzy. Shana knew exactly what she was doing when she came up with her physical abuse story. Nobody would dare speak out publicly against her.

      • RegalBeagle says:

        Puleese!!! I can’t take it anymore!! I wish someone would grow some balls and show the public who she really is!

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