July 10, 2012 3:00 pm
Joe Gorga…
After watching the preview of next week’s Real Housewives of New Jersey… the one where MeGo is prancing around her all-of-10-feet-of-backyard-pool-area in stilettos… and JoGo simply cannot contain himself…
There just may be a reason for JoGo’s lust for his “bee-yoo-tee-full” ARTISTE wife!
The following video from Louis CK’s show on FX, “Louie” may explain it all!!!
Cannot resist adding SH reader “Housewife Hoe’s” work! You can find ALL of HH’s work on the SH masthead…
He’s got a strange fetish for the color RED.
Notice how he got crazy over the red and not the sexy cut of the swimsuit?
He was even drooling over Teresa’s RED blouse that she wore to therapy.
I’ve never seen anyone have such a mood change over a color…anyone?
Agreed! Only a bull reacts that way to red. Totally inappropriate is how I’d describe his comments to his own sister. Blech!
I used to see red when I had my monthly visit.(sorry for that info) Maybe Joe has pms when he sees red…lol….And like I said he has a very sick relationship with his sister…..
LOL!
IMO the sickeness goes both way their relationship is quite odd
Barf time again, see ya later “-)
Barb! You totally crack me up! Ha ha!
He is just disgusting. In front of his kids……Once again the napolian syndrome raises its ugly head.(no pun intended), ok yes it was intended…I wonder if he has to get his pants especially made. His balls must be huge! lol….Or, the steroids actually kicked in and he is displaying a couple of raisonetts…lol…What a ass wipe…
LMAO! Thanks for the visual, morninglaurie! ;P
morninglaurie, you are hilarious!
Well thank ya…guess the meds are working today…lol.
He reacted the same way to Greg taking the body shot.
Great point!
That pic of JoGo flexing (barf) all roided up (gag)
Well he Does look like a roided out bull.
ICK! …..all I can see is him ‘splodin his poison in his pants….. and I wanna gouge my eyes out NOW!
Someone better tell the umpa lumpa that bulking up ur arms makes him look even shorter.
Your correct, it also makes him look more like a freaking monkey also. Umpa Lumpa needs to wonder what Melissa saw in him, it was the money. Hell if Chris Judge would have said lets have sex to Melissa she would have jumped on that immediately. She was giving him alot of eye during the dance training.
Buck, if the toll collector on the Parkway told her she has talent, she’d been jumping into the booth to give him some. Let’s get real here. The Gorgas don’t realize that the entire audience is laughing at them when they go around saying “how dare Teresa say the stripper is a gold digger” because all of us are saying “WELL SHE IS!!”
Buck, i second that. If Chris Judge would have been weraring red, Slow Joe would have joined in. I have been reading some of the comments on the Bravo blogs and cannot believe how much support there is for Melissa and Joe. They even excuse her contacting Danielle. Danielle better make an appearance at that reunion and bring her proof with her.
And tell him it looks like he’s trying to copy cat Juicy Joe too. Not a good look.& enough w/ we the copy catting! We get it! We know u wanna be just like Giudices!
I think half the Bravo blogs are the same 10 people who are hired to blog for Bravo, I used to try and post there every week and never once was I posted. This was over a period of 2 years for OC, NY, and NJ, I gave up and refuse to go to the Bravo site any more even, I read them here,
In truth I only ever read Tre’s any more, the rest are to long or to boring. I think Andy wants to “do” Jogo, he maybe wants some monkey love, so maybe why they get such favorable treatment, juicy to rough for Andy.
Jo, is disgusting, their kids must be so proud!
I’m with you! I too tried to post on Bravo’s site but they never were published- positive nor negative. I gave up going on that site but my life changed when I found SH.
Screw Mz. Andy and his biased, exploitive ways.
Totally agree! I can’t even sign up or reset my password(I have tried BOTH) Funny thing is, I have seen numerous people complain they never get their comments posted, but I have seen on one of the NJ blogs, someone posted and then posted again immediately after the first comment!
On another random note, I saw an article that listed Heather Dumbrow in which she was called out as one of the top five clelebrities who are almost unrecognizable. I wonder what she used to look like.
It pisses me off that Melissa is getting away with all of her viscous, backstabbing behavior and even getting Andy to back her up that she didn’t wheedle her way on to the show by stabbing Teresa in the back. Andy never takes any responsibility for anything as we know by the Russell suicide. I was watching an old reunion show with the rhony and they were attacking Kelly B about if she hated the trip why did she go? And she said Bravo made us all go! And Andy said no we don’t do that, and she said yes you do Andy and you know it, he said no we don’t, yes you do, etc. Liar Andy! And Russell seemed just fine as a matter of fact he was pleased that he was bringing in a lot of business because of it! A drawer full of cease and desist letters? I don’t know what you could be talking about! I hate Andy Cohen. He is a piece of garbage and a liar, and he has turned Rhonj into “I’m gayer than you, can I have a contract for season 5?”
Holy moly . . . you are right about Heather Paige Kent Dubrow, gessiewtf. I looked her up on IMDb – she looks completely different (better, actually). You can tell that Terry Dubrow (remember he was one of the doctors on “The Swan”) really hacked her, big time.
As far as Andy goes, I DO remember that reunion show with Kelly where she said Bravo made us go on that trip. Andy was NOT amused. I’m surprised they even let that air. He must have been supremely confident that nobody would believe her (I believed her). Oh, the arrogance of that man.
Just like how he gave Lynda the DC housewife a glare from hell for insisting that she would not film on the couch with Tarp there unless her bf could be there also…..cut to commercial and when we return all the hw are sitting there WITH Tarp and and no bf. Was a total beeeotch move of Andy.
Kelly’s another example of someone that got mercilessly bullied. Ok, at times she wansn’t the smartest tool in the shed but I do believe she was genuine and kind-hearted. She was just a rag doll for Bethenney to chew on as Mz. Andy built her a fan base to get her her own show (they’ve been friends since forever and the RHWNY was a means to the end all along). I truly believe that B was jealous of her and that’s why she attacked her so much. Remember scary island when B barked “then go to sleep!!!!!”? That was far crazier than Kelly’s melt down, it showed B’s wrath, I bet that’s the nightmare Jason has to deal with when cameras are away. Screw Mz. Andy and hi freakin agenda.
They are so fake that they make me want to throw up. It is so obvious they stage every scene for the cameras. Even their body angles are positioned for the camera. I don’t know if its just me seeing it. There is nothing real about these 2.
Am just guessing but do you think that Andy put in the mean teams contracts to write those blogs? That he also strongly suggests what would be written ?Allowing most people to ask questions that Andy has approved. OMG! Is bravo kind of like a state owned television station? I also think that all those polls he supposedly takes are bogus. Liar liar pants on fire…..
There is Popeye again flexing his muscles over Olive Oyl…He’s so disgusting.