July 9, 2012 5:35 pm
Teresa Giudice… “HUH?? You want ME to write my own blog? Can Joe help me? Oh, forget Joe… can Milania help me?”
Hi Baby Dolls! Happy Summer, Happy 4th of July! I hope everyone is staying safe in this heat! We’re all at the beach just enjoying being with each other and sitting still for once… well, as still as you can ever sit with 4 girls! BLAH, BLAH, BLAH…
I’m in such a happy place — literally! Thank you all so much for supporting me through everything — you all are like a giant, extended family to me — and thank you for helping me stay positive and count my blessings. No matter what, with four healthy, beautiful girls and a wonderful husband, my blessings will always outweigh any drama! MORE BLAH, BLAH, BLAH… Note: Wonder if Tree would mind if her ‘extended family’ drops by her Totowa house for a few days?
Gia Giudice… holding Joey, Gino, Fredo, Ricky, Whatever… Melissa’s kid
I’m going to dedicate my blog to my first baby, my Gia. I’m so glad you got to see her dancing.
It’s what she loves, and what she is so dedicated to doing. She works so hard, and I’m so proud of her! I love that she’s on a dance team, because they’re like a small family — they all look out for each other and work so hard together.
She loves her teammates and Lex the other main girl dancer, and her choreographer — she really loves everything about it! I’m happy to see her involved with something so positive. AND, something that pays lil Gia some Bravo bucks!!
This week, I’m taking Gia to Florida for the Monsters of Hip Hop Dance Convention. She and her T.R.U.E. dance crew are going to be dancing for three days straight! I’ll put tons of pics and videos up on my website. If you think she was good a year ago, you should see how far she’s come! Andy should have G-to-the-IA dance on WWHL, especially now that she’s out of school for the summer. Tell him you want to see her! NOTE: Great! Another brainiac idea from Tree’s ghostwriter Tree’s PR people Tree! Let’s turn MissAndy’s WWHL clubhouse from “Andy’s Private Tittilation Room” to Bravo’s version of “Toddlers and Tiaras”…
Gia has a video shoot coming up, and lots of big things I can’t wait to tell you about. For more information about Gia and her dancing, follow her on Twitter @TrueGia (PS–the account is monitored by her manager, Maria, and me, so don’t worry, she never sees anything but happy stuff!). And follow T.R.U.E. on Facebook– they’re always looking for good new dancers!
Since I’m going to be down there for a few days and I love my Florida fans, I scheduled a quick stop at the Orlando Barnes & Noble at Colonial Plaza Market Center on Saturday, July 14 at 1pm. Come see me!
All right, what else was in this episode? Oh yeah, Milania… How funny is she? Did you see my face when she called Joe a “big poop?”
The things that kid says every day. I never know what’s going to come out of her mouth! I’m kind of glad it’s all being recorded on the show, because I’d never remember it all otherwise. Someday I’m sure she’ll watch it and be embarrassed… although then again, maybe not. NOTE: Kate Gosselin used that “glad it’s all being recorded” line… just sayin’!!
You don’t see my beautiful Gabriella on TV as much because she’s not super extroverted. She kind of hides from the cameras, but she’s always with us. She likes to watch what’s going on, and she loves to draw. She’s like an old soul. Gabriella is not as outspoken as her sisters, but believe you me, when she needs to, she says what’s on her mind! She can hold her own. Don’t let the quiet ones fool you! NOTE: So, even the KIDS have to stomp on each other for camera time! (There is NO WAY Tree is writing these reviews! Tree does not use big words like “extroverted”… and doubt very much if she knows how to spell the word!)
Audriana Giudice… this one knows a lot, but ain’t talkin’… YET!
And Audriana, OMG… she is like Milania No. 2! Whatever Milania says, Audriana says it right after her. She’s tough and fiesty, just like Milania. Wait until you see her now, it’s crazy!
I love, love, love my niece Antonia and was so happy to be at her birthday party. The kids had a blast. They love being together, and that’s what it all about.
LindseyA… “Where am I? How did I get here? Who is the big-headed redhead? I’m scared…”
I really like Albie and hope he finds true love. He deserves it! (Everyone does!) NOTE: ”Everyone deserves true love”?? Wonder why Tree added that little line?? Are Tree’s PR people gay?? Lindsey looks like a sweet girl. I wish them the best!
GayRosie… Lookin’ fer love through a glass of Kathy’s RedVelvetCake crap.
I’m excited to see next week’s episode at Beatstock. It was such an amazing day!
I think Tre’s 4 girls are beautiful…she doesn’t live far from me in Stafford, if she still owns the same place….and there was a house listed belonging to her parents 3 blocks from me…I have to check to see if that is correct….
Interesting. Wonder if that is the house that JoGo claims he owns or lets his parents rent from him or whatever line of malarkey he has said about his parents.
I thought Joe said he sold it and was looking for a Ranch Style home for them. He contradicts everything he says while he’s thinking about what he said. LOL
You know he always thinks before he speaks.
I just watched the after show and it was hysterical, Mike Tyson did not hold back and I believe everyone deserves a second chance at life and he’s living it. Clean and sober and hopefully forever. It was really funny. Maybe he can give JoeG some advice on the side affects of steroids.
shore house? Isn’t Stafford next to LBI? I
Yes we are right before the causeway, she’s in Beach Haven, I’m in Ocean Acres….:-)
Only reason I knew that was because I was looking up shore houses and stafford came up during my LBI search. Any town that isn’t bergen county or bordering it I am clueless!Never heard of towaco or montvile until Housewives started. I thought Teresa lived in Montvale.
I liked Tree’s blog nothing negative in it, all about her family.
OK…Melissa is OFFICIALLY A BIATCH….here is what she wrote in her blog this week….”I’m happy Teresa is getting to the point where she is realizing that life is too short to worry about the petty things. I hope she is going to start having a more positive attitude about my marriage, my music, and my kids, and just stop overanalyzing me and everything I do. It must be draining for her to worry about me all day and worry about how we are living our life.” Go and read Teresa’s blog, it had NO MENTION of MELISSA AT ALL…BTW Ms. I forgot when i graduated college it’s ” our lives” FOOL
I dont find anything wrong with what she wrote The purpose of the blogs is to write whats on your mind She didnt bash Chewbacca and Chewy needs to stay out of Melissa marriage
and to be fair yes they all need to stay out of each others marriages.
Wasn’t Teresa staying out of their marraige by supposedly not inviting them to film on camera for the TV show she appeared in for Bravo? Wasn’t she not overanalyzing everything they do when she was too busy gettin bubbies and chasing Danielle around for shits and giggles? I’m not attacking, just wondering.
Melissa’s blog post is pretty passive aggressive. Yes she can post anything on her mind. That said there should be a measure of truth. There is no evidence that Teresa is worried about Melissa. There is evidence she is worried about earning money, she is worried about her parents and she is worried about what her brother and Melissa will say or do next to attack her, like this backhanded blog post. I personally find it interesting that she placed Teresa having a more positive attitude about her music ( because all of America are such fans lol), higher than her children. Frankly Melissa should not expect anyone to have a positive opinion by default of anything. People just have opinions, like so mushy of the viewers who think she is a narcissist. Teresa needs to be polite, which she is, nothing more. Melissa needs to be polite as well. This post is not polite.
I understand what you are saying but That golddigger comment and telling joey that Melissa will leave him sure sounds as if she is trying to break up or butt into their marriage Things are going on behind the sceens that dont make the show as well Its no secret that Tre dosnt like Melissa i doubt she keeps that to herself. Now I do think Tre actied polite this week I actually like her this week. Things build up over time And even if Tre dosnt activly trash her sister in law now dosnt mean its been forgotten nor should it. I was proud of tre top for acting polite and respectful towards melissa And meliisa trying to do so back, the cookie comemnt i think was just melissa making light of the whole situation that just my opinion
Pardon my mistakes I only half awake right now
My own opinion is that Teresa wasn’t trying to cause problems in her brother’s marriage – I think she was just worried he was being taken advantage of by a wench who would end up leaving if she found something better. My brother and I have had conversations regarding our spouses and neither one of us would ever dream of telling our spouses the details of our conversations. Some things you just keep to yourself – - – unless you are wanting to start trouble. Why would you intentionally tell someone something that would hurt their feelings? Again, this is my own humble opinion.
I saw that too. I actually laughed when I read it. How transparent can you be. Teresa isn’t worried about you or your life Meho. And that sprinkle cookie comment. She will never change and she doesn’t want to move forward. It’s so hard to watch Teresa making every effort to rise above and put her family back together when we all know the outcome.
“It’s so hard to watch Teresa making every effort to rise above and put her family back together when we all know the outcome.” I totally agree! It is really becoming so HARD to watch Teresa try and try and try — apologize and apologize and apologize (for what, I still don’t know!) — to these low lives and, no matter what she does, nothing is ever good enough! This horsefaced woman is like a diseaase. I know that, after two failed engagements, Joey probably thought he couldn’t get anyone better than some bar girl who was willing to put out anytime, anywhere, but I’m sure his entire family rues the day he brought her into their lives. Egad, what a horror!
Wasn’t MeGo passed around all Joe’s friends before it was his turn? Geez, he married the chick that was passed around his friends like a blunt a Bob Marley concert.
LOL! Meho must think the viewers are crazy! She’s pathetic to think that we’re buying her bs. Tree is not BitMo think about her… Bahahaha!
I too caught that “sprinkled cookie” jab! To me, it’s all the little subtle things that show someone’s true character. Like at the baptism, Teresa was the only one voicing concern about her father’s health. The whorgas are disgusting! Plus what was all that “mop and fruit basket” nonsense of advice MeGo was giving? Yeah, I doubt that wench has ever mopped their borrowed mansion.
Even my dear ole momma gave pause to the fruit basket comment. Rare is the time I ever catch her witha WTH look on her face but she sure nuff had one after that comment. ‘sides a fruit basket would be a huge waste in the Broboken apartment. What with the Manzo boys propensity to throw food stuffs at the cabinetry. And …well…. BBG’s loose butthole roaming around the joint.
I’m betting the mopping and fruit baskets were just manipulative ploys… Rope him into the marriage then hire a maid!
I don’t get the apartment when the 3 leeches still live with mommy….ugh…:-)
Melissa is a housewive with a maid and nannies, so who is she kidding. I think that because she was a poor girl that snatched a rich guy, she was bonding with her and indirectly saying, “do whatever you have to do to land his rich a$$, then the day he says I do, you can change back to what you were….and dont forget to kiss Laurens ass then stop returning her calls after the honeymoon!”
If the stripper says it or writes it enough times, does it suddenly become true? That girl deserves a good beating once and for all.
Hey stripper, U AND UR SPRINKLE COOKIES, SHUT UP!
@Atonella – LMAO at U AND UR SPRINKLE COOKIES, SHUT UP – I loved it
I am so tired of the damn sprinkle cookies. How stoopid does this stripper think we are? I want to know about her emails to Danielle not about her damn sprinkle cookies!
I recently went to the site because of SH and GOOD GRIEF. I LOVED IT!!
They have nothing if they don’t talk about Teresa.
wel she does give them plenty ammo to talk about
Really? What exactly did Teresa say or do this week to warrant the stripper telling her that it must be draining for Teresa to spend so much time talking about her? I’m dying to read it!!
Melissa the Sugar Coated Snake’s blog is chock full of passive-aggressive digs. Like the comment she makes about how Teresa always wanted Gia to be in the spotlight and so “here she is”. She all but called Teresa a stage mom. Also, the whole, “is that so hard? It isn’t for me!”. Translation: I’m not the problem, Teresa is.
Hey, I’m just reading between the lines. Isn’t that what Carowhine, et al told us to do at the beginning of this season?
Well not this week..I actually Like Chewbacca this week Ok waving smelling salts over Antonella cuz surely me saying that is going to make you pass out .
Melissa is just pissed because even though Gia is not ready for America’s got Talent, Melissa looks like a dumb-ass in her local Fred Astaire franchise with Chris Judd who tells her there is beauty and confidence in stillness. In other words, when you are not moving, you are pretty good. For this she pays him $12,000.00/ hr. and according to him she is no where where he would like her to be. Joey is now doing Volition vodka belly shots in the back of Payless shoes in Asbury Park at $100.00 a pop. And Bravo would have us believe Teresa is his biggest problem. Yeah. O.k Andy. You know you were his first client.
That is Voli damn auto correct!
HAHAHAHA. That was great gessiewtf
gessie: Is he (Joe G) really doing cheap gigs like that?
FYI, Teresa doesn’t live in Totowa.
Melissa raved about Cafface in her blog. She was even there. Then she has her make-up done professionally. What’s that tell you?
They keep hawking T-shirts on twitter, as well as generic looking tote bags. They are all very over priced and unoriginal.
Someone said her sister Lysa is a hair stylist. Why isnt Lysa ever doing her hair?
So is Kathy a hair stylist. Not good enough for Missy MooGoo…..:-)
I wonder what the story line is going to be about after Tre is no longer on this show. Let’s face it, she is the break out star. Don C and her lazy spoiled kids add nothing. Rosie is simply am embarrassment to the gay community in general. My sister is gay and has NEVER acted like that. ( Thank you Jesus) This show is actually making the gay community look terrible. Rosie acting like a horny teenage boy? It does not happen. She is looking like a fool as is Greggo and the entire bunch. What is really mind blowing is A. Cohen even allowing it.
Tired of Rosie the Lesbionic Woman story line. If you didn’t know any lesbians and had only RHONJ to judge lesbians by, you would think that they do nothing but sit around talking about being lesbians all the time. It is like a after school special: Lesbian Awareness Edition. Boooooring!
I was waiting for everyone to start singing Rosie and Brianne sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes domestic partnership, then comes Richie Jr in the baby carriage (only bc Rich supply the sperm)
When is Melissa going to realize the ” Stay outta my marriage !” line isn’t working? Melissa, Teresa’s not only “out” of your marriage, she’s out of your lives altogether!
I do know that lesbian woman do not act like 15 year old boys in heat. This is awful. If you are going to make the gay this show a “gay” forum …do it right.
I personally do not care who is gay or straight so why are they trying to shove it down our throats? If Bravo wants to “out” everybody, they need to change the name to Outrage or some other obvious label.
Tre and her family have really worked their 15 minutes of fame and I truly believe jealousy is the main emotion @ play here w/the others. I can’t figure out what Jax ‘s break down was ever about that caused her to miss last year’s reunion. I’m surprised none of the Manzos pursued college. I would have thought their parents would have insisted.
They didn’t go to college because they are to lazy and stupid…and going to college is work….:-)
I was thinking of going over to Cafface. I know they read SH and curious if she would recognize me! Lauren, I have blonde highlights now, so look out for me!
Bring your mace.
I was think of bringing a donut! When they realize it’s me, I’ll grab it from my purse, throw it and run!! I’ll need someone to be my get away driver!! Sucky part is I will need to spend some cash and buy something!!
Fried Meatball! That should calm her down. LOL
Too messy. Maybe a loaf of Italian bread and prusciutto. Carbs are a girls Best friend!
Are you gonna get some of that fart spray? Don’t let Lauren touch your face though….take pics!
I cannot stand the hyper-gushy tweener “Love, love, love!” Just one “love” is sufficient. Overkill in expression reflects a juvenile mind.
Melissa’s blog says memories, memories, memories! people have been saying love, love, love! long before Teresa has.
I have said love, love, love, long before Teresa ever thought of it..just sayin
I’m a juve. Sorry, can’t help it.
I have seen that expression absolutely proliferate since Teresa started spewing it and it just totally grates on my English-snob nerves! That’s just my observation and opinion.
HAHA, I say it all the time since I heard it from her. It drives my BF bonkers. xoxo
You, beautiful Antonella, are NOT a juve, for sure. Your writing reflects an agile mind and an awesome wit! True!
I usually say it when I really love something. I love my husband, but I love, love, love that new Louis Vuitton bag! LOL! I have to see I have been called immature a couple of times. I was in a meeting once and someone said “I will keep you abreast of the situation” to a big bubbie mama and I burst out laughing. I don’t understand how no one else thought that was funny!!
I have to relay my BF’s pick up line. He asks me out, I told him I thought he was too old for me (but I was kidding). He doesn’t even flinch, he says “u have no idea how immature I really am.”
That was 3 years ago and GOING STRONG. I love love love him. Love u too Lisa Van