July 8, 2012 11:30 pm REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY RECAP
Season Four Episode Eleven… “The Sniff Test” By Sandi Duffy
I was on vacation last week and that also meant a vacation from all things Real Housewives, so tonight I had to catch up on what happened last week in order to make sense of this week. And for this I am missing Masterpiece Mystery on PBS, which is the total opposite of Real Housewives. It’s intelligent and interesting, and I’m a sucker for a good mystery. That may be why I keep tuning in to the mess that is RHONJ–to solve the mystery of Joe and Teresa’s feud. After Teresa and Joe’s visit to the therapist, I am no closer to solving this mystery.
This episode opens with Antonia’s birthday party. Melissa is having her make-up professionally done for her daughter’s 6th birthday party. My daughter just turned 6 in March. We had it at a gymnastics place for 12 little girls, got a pizza and called it a day. Oh, and I did NOT get my make-up professionally done. I probably didn’t even wear make-up. I also didn’t wear hooker shoes.
Lauren Manzo… lasted a day!
Lauren is looking at space for her newest business venture that she will probably give up on in a day again. How pathetic. Mommy has to put up the money for her daughter to have a job. Why can’t Lauren go do make-up at a salon like every other make-up artist I know? Heaven forbid Lauren Manzo work her way up from the bottom. Although, Lauren is right, the name is stupid.
Has anyone told Caroline she has major boundary issues? I mean, I thought my mom had boundary issues. Every time I go away my house is re-organized and re-decorated, but Caroline makes my mom look subtle.
Joe describes his “horrible” therapy session. I don’t think it was the therapy that was horrible, just the idiots involved.
Teresa has the same distaste about therapy. Hell’s bells, if any two people need therapy it’s these two and they think they are fine.
Teresa and Melissa agree to have Sunday dinner with both families. THAT should work out really well.
I have to admit that as far as over-the-top Real Housewives children’s birthday parties go, this is probably the least over-the-top. I mean in comparison to Trailor’s $60,000 Mad Hatter Tea Party, this one isn’t so bad.
Rosie and Melissa discuss the woman Rosie picked up in the gay bar and blah, blah, blah. You know, these idiots are acting all accepting about Rosie being gay, but if they really were, they wouldn’t have to discuss it so damn much. The fact that my gay friends are gay NEVER comes up. And I don’t feel the need to go to gay bars with them to prove that I accept their lifestyle.
Major awkwardness between Teresa and Jacqueline and Jacqueline’s breasts.
Is this dude who is Melissa’s producer legitimate? I need to look him up during the commercial break because I find it so hard to believe that anyone legitimate would produce Melissa. So he has her lined up to perform at “Beatstock,” whatever the hell that is. I am really into music and I never heard of this. Another commercial break research project for me. I feel like I’m back in grad school.
Greggy is chastising Chris about his late night out. I know SH readers thing Greggy is Al’s boyfriend, but I think he’s Chris’s boyfriend. Albie’s girlfriend has spent the night at the apartment and Mama Manzo must be pissed that Albie is cheating on her. She is a football cheerleader and I didn’t realize that is actually a career. I mean aren’t there only 10 games a season, and do cheerleaders even go to away games?
I didn’t realize that Teresa is still pushing her daughter into show business and the dance routine I witnessed was so disturbing I thought I was watching Toddlers in Tiara’s. And holy shitballs, there’s J-lo’s ex Chris Judd with Melissa. And how far has he fallen? Back to Gia…she is also heading to Beatstock. Kind of like when Gia and psycho Danielle’s daughter were both at Fashion Week. I would like to add that my daughter has also been taking dance since she was 2 ½ , but since the last thing I want for her is to follow it as a career, I purposely put her in the worst dance school in the area. Melissa says she just doesn’t want to make a fool of herself, and I say “too late.”
Kathy and her mom are preparing dinner for Rosie’s make believe girlfriend whom she picked up at the gay bar. This doesn’t seem manufactured at all to me.
I’m so proud of all this… Yes, I only want my daughter to be happy, just like I am…
So we have Albie’s girlfriend meeting his mom, and Rosie’s girlfriend meeting her mom.
Here’s what I found on Wikipedia about Melissa’s producer during the commercial break:
Soul Diggaz are a R&B/hip-hop production duo composed of Karriem “K-Mack” Mack, Shaun “Bless” Owens and songwriter Corté “The Author” Ellis. Corté Ellis, who is currently putting the final touches on his debut album, is the younger cousin of Hip-Hop Superstar Missy Elliott. They have recently added celebrity choreographer Bijan RythmiK Williams to the group as talent manager and A&R.
Back to the show: Lauren and Jaclyn are taking Greggy out for his birthday and they are meeting Albie’s “girlfriend” and Chris. Where’s Vito? Did he wise up and run for the hills? So the Manzo’s set up the Mommy/girlfriend meet-up at a gay bar.
That’s where I’ve met all my former boyfriend’s mom’s, too. It’s much more common than you think. Whatever happened to the chick Patti Stanger set Albie up with on Millionaire Matchmaker?
Back to Rosie’s “girlfriend”. She wanted to be a pediatric cardiac surgeon, but instead runs a restaurant in the city. Those two occupations are very closely related, so I can see how that happened. Ritchie is so friggin’ crude when he TTCs that I won’t even comment. Why is he TTCing?
Oh good, the Gorga’s are attending Greggy’s birthday party, too. I think Lauren is an even bigger bitch than her mother. Well, I guess she learned from the best. The competition between Lauren and her brothers is sickening and the funny thing is, they are all losers. Hell, I’m more successful than all of them put together.
Melissa is giving relationship tips to Chris’s “girlfriend”. Is taking one’s clothes off for stranger men the way to land a man?
Ok, another commercial break. Let’s see what I can dig up on Beatstock.
So Beatstock is “The Greatest Dance Concert Ever” according to their website and last year the only band I heard of that performed was Big Time Rush because my kids, ages 6 and 7, love Big Time Rush, a Nickoledeon-created boy group. It’s sponsored by WKTU, a New York dance music radio station. I’m not into dance music, so that explains why I never heard of it. NOTE: Tree and MeGo were “Special Guests”…
Back to Greggy’s birthday party. Melissa is in stripper shoes dancing on stage, looking right at home. Lauren once again blames her “genes” on the fact that she is fat and her brother’s girlfriend has a great body. Hey Lauren, stop eating so much and exercise.
Caroline TTCs that Albie is not ready for a relationship because he is so focused on work and I am laughing so hard that I can hardly type this sentence.
So, what the hell is Mike Tyson doing on Watch What Happens Live? Poor Mike Tyson.
A very weak…yay. Shaking my head no..slowly.
Yeah, thinking of skipping it and just reading the recap later or tomorrow. I’ve had enough stupidity.
i am with you, i will read the recap!
Funny you said that, didn’t Caroline say something like “I’m in a whirlwind of stupid” at one of the reunion shows? I cannot stand this woman and her kids.
Sounds sleep inducing.
This show has just become more of the same insanity every week with the same tired
characters. I cannot look at Teresa one more time, ever.
Truth be told in my viewpoint, Teresa is the most entertaining, with her over-the-top expressions and off-the-cuff manner of speaking.
Other than that, I can agree largely with your sentiment about the same insanity — being tired.
So, let’s take this a step further: do you feel that, in order for the HW franchises to be successful in the long run, they should periodically replace all of them after a few years? I vote for that: a new crop of attention whores every three years.
Nope, I think it’s just about done. SH’s thread on Andy was perfection. I can’t see the HW shows or even Andy ever redeeming themselves. When you feel dirtier and dirtier for watching it, something’s wrong. It’s so hard to stop watching though!
Teresa is the only reason I watch the show lol.
Ditto Prostitution Whore
They proved tonight that the Manzoids cannot carry even one episode.
Amen … I kept watching and wondering, why?
Hasn’t the HW franchis already done; over the top kids birthday parties (Traylor did two of them), awkward encounters and introductions to new love interests? I guess an adult child bringing home a cheer leader home to meet mom is new. That should be real exciting! Thank God I’m not watching these NJ morons any longer. Their recaps here are enough for me.
Albie’s girlfriend line is heading into the tanker…..first it was Alexa Ray Joel, then a football cheerleader….next it’s going to be one of MeGo’s ole friends from Strippers then he’s going to end up like Tony Perkins…I mean, he was living with his mother!
How can the Gorga’s be celebrating Antonia’s birthday. This was filmed last summer but Antonia’s birthday is in January. Antonia joined her mom and dad when the when to Chicago this January and :The Bow Fits” got her a birthday cake. Like to the ad for the Chicago event
http://stoopidhousewives.com/2012/01/20/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-melissa-gorga-if-you-got-the-money-missy-and-joe-will-be-in-chicago-they-want-to-meet-you/
Very good question! For some reason I thought Antonia’s birthday was in August. Could these wackados be double dipping in the kid’s birthday department sos that they could get Bravo to buy just as many parties for the Gorga 3 as they do for the Guidice 4?
Also could it be that mommy and daddy cant really be bothered to actually be with their daughter on her actual birthday so they play catch-up at a time that is more convenient for their nightclub trollin ways?
I don’t believe MeGo that they always do these big bashes for Antonia’s bday. She was all up Antonia’s a$$ at that party like this is the first time they ever had friends over. Alls I saw MeGo do was bark orders at her all day. Damn, let the bday girl have fun and play at her own party! It was not necessary for Antonia to stop playing to say hi to every single person when they got there. She’ll see them in the big ‘ol caterpillar at some point, chit!
ITA Romo! IMO, these types of parties are basically for the parents/adults to ‘grandstand’ all the while pretending it’s really for and about their children! Riiiight!
Speaking of the party being for the adults somebody needs to tell JoGo that it isn’t. He made those kids sit there and wait for him to get 2 tatts on his monster roid arms. What a punk! “Daddy first…” ugh no angel from God it’s a kiddie party; get your a$$ up!
Someone also needs to explain to the former Lookers dancer that you don’t need to wear your “work” shoes to your 6 year olds party and get your hair and make up professionally done. MeGo was asked why she did that on WWHL and she was like “I always do that, I go all out for my kids parties and that includes my hair and make up.” She is so full of it. Isn’t this the first party she ever threw for her kids? Even Tre was dressed in sensible flats and jeans.
That is the same broad playing hoola hoop on the driveway with her F*@k me shoes on. It’s funny how the midget says that she is a high maintenance chick. She sure is. He better hope his money never runs out. I have three children and I have yet to ever go full blown dressed for a party. Something comfortable is what you wear when you are hosting all these little kids. Usually I am lucky to be getting dressed maybe ten minutes before the party starts seeing as I am doing so much work to get the event ironed out.
Because this reality show has nothing to do with reality?
That would be my guess.
Yep.. Bravo’s at it again..fakin it!
It’s not Bravo as much as it’s the Gorgas. Seems like they got a free birthday party for her in conjunction with an appearance. And since it is in Chicago, Tree won’t make it and they can call her a bad aunt for not showing up.
Wow, that would really confuse my kids at that age. So even the children are encouraged to lie and fake things??? What does that teach them?
Old NJ Girl, that’s a great catch! I think MeGo should explain this one.
She should but I think we will get the same explaination we got for her contacting Danielle, when and how Bravo contact her and her working at Lookers. She told multiple stories for each one so you can figure out what the real truth is.
I can’t watch any of them…I think the talent scout’s could find women with real intelligence and money, enough of the Teresa bash….BORING
Sounds riveting. No Teresa bashing? On twitter Lauren said she says something this episode she swears she doesn’t remember saying – or something like that. I’m not so convinced Bravo is still giving Teresa the bad edit, or at least not JUST her. The whole Manzo clan looks terrible this season. ( Or maybe there was just NO way to give them the good edit because they’re so heinous ?)
The edit comes from what raw material they have to work with — after the inducers manipulate the taped (NOT “filmed”) proceedings. (“Inducers” = “producers”).
Yes, like when they filmed Joe Giudice at his pizza joint just as he was selling it to someone else and then filmed Richie at his gas station talking to his son about it’s irresponsible to “abandon” businesses. Rich also drove point home in his talking head when he went on about how fiscally responsible and mature he is. I’m sure that all just happened spontaneously and with no coaching or forethought.
I still have no idea why on earth Albie would bring this girl on his mother’s stupid reality show. It’s not the act of a mature guy who’s truly in love. If he were really in love AND mature I think his first instinct would be to protect her and the relationship and keep it off the air. I guess Mommy Chuck was getting desperate for storylines. She can only wipe so many counters and call Lauren fat so many times. She still has Teresa and Ashlee bashing, but her jowls must be getting sore from all the angry flapping they do when she’s talking about how terrible they are.
I’ve never seen a young guy with less game than Albie, this cheerleader wanted camera time, she still bolted in the end and I’m sure Chuckie encouraged the whole thing.
Also, by bringing on his “girlfriend”, Albie can prove that he’s not gay.
What got me is meeting the clown in a gay bar, introducing your girlfriend… Who does that? The way the Manzos fawned over her, like she was the Virgin Mary, was unsettling.. That girl should run as fast as she can.. When they put her on stage, to see if she can dance, what an embarrassing moment for her. Does she dance like a whore, or nice dance… Oh my she is a cheerleader,who cares, first billy Joel’s daughter then this.. Camera hungry wanna bes? What a sad bunch of losers..the clown, with her ugly facial expressions… Just sick.
They are now broken up it was a short relationship only 6 months. He brought her on the show to show he likes girls. I have to watch the part where the Don says Albie is too busy working to date anyone. Can’t wait.
These folks need to get their stories straight. In one of the previews last week Albie said he had been dating her for a couple years. Yeah right. They must really think everyone is stupid. He seems so akward. His mother needs to let him spread his wings and make his way in life.
Yuk. I don’t want to see another faux rich kid’s over the top boring party. I DO like seeing the Guidice family at home though. For some reason I always enjoy their quirks, brats and gaudy home. The Manzo and Laurita clan have worn out their welcome with me. I could give two poos what the hell Caroline’s lazy worthless kids are up to. And gawd, don’t make me watch anything Kathy or Rosie. BARF.
Agree. The 4 girls are so cute! I love watching that family too!
They are soooo adorable and awesome! I would love to be their Zia.
i am done with this series until they find women with REAL money. The phony junk and drama is just so lame.
Do these women/husbands never learn anything? Taylor did and they did one X-mas didn’t they? Want to impress me? Actually find a real family in need, give their babies X-mas/B-days and don’t let anyone but the tax man know about it.
This is why everyone buzzes about when they crash. They’re idots!
You don’t need women with REAL money to portay a real housewife of NJ. I’m one, I’m not rich but doing ok..we need some down to earth everyday living with out all the BS. Everyone of them save Teresa will be filing bankruptcy within the next few years. I am really sick of watching this and since I have it going onto my DVR I doubt I will watch it tonight. There are plenty of better shows on. Better change the day MissAndy Sunday is not a good day for NJ.
Rosie looks like Mark Cuban in drag.
I love Mark Cuban…I watch him every Friday night on Shark Tank….:-)
Barb: He’s from Mt. Lebo… TFC!! SH
Mark Cuban in drag? Wait — does Rosie wear women’s clothes? It looks like she buys her clothes in the men’s department. I think she looks more like the kid that played Tony Soprano’s son, A.J. on ‘The Sopranos’.
Yes!! She does… Lol!
He’s rich and I’m a Rockets fan so who cares about him!
Can we just call her Mark? Or Rosie/Mark? I don’t know… Am I the only one that thinks this is hilarious? Mark prolly doesn’t.
LOL, the thought of Froggy preparing a meal for her lesbian sister and date is ridiculous! C’mon Froggy, stop using your sisters’ sexual orientation or your cousins’ bs as your storyline. You are a waste of time and Bravo needs to cut your boring ass lose.
Showcasing Rosie EVERY…..SINGLE….WEEK is really is over-the-top, even for BRAVO, even for Andy Cohen. It’s getting really tedious at this point. Rosie IS the 5th housewife at this point, and Kathy is just her hetero sidekick. Seriously, if someone who had never watched the show were to see the last few episodes, they could reasonably assume Rosie was one of the stars. My question is why hide that’s what they want?? Why not just not just give Rosie her own show? Why not just start a show called ” All Gay, All the Time “?? Andy Cohen and BRAVO can program their network any way they want and I’m NOT among those who think seeing gay ppl act fully human – in relationships, getting married, admitting they possess a sex drive is them ” shoving their agenda down our throats “, but AC and the network promote the show as one thing and then give us another. This show was supposed to be about HOUSEWIVES. We all had to get over that most of the women on “The Real Housewives” are neither married, nor housewives, nor real, but now, their husbands, children and any LGBT ppl they can scrounge up and exploit ARE the show.
Okay, a lot of them ARE married, but many of them are not exactly housewives and more than a few are SINGLE.
You’re right. That always bugged me from the beginning that they called the show HouseWIVES yet Bethany wasn’t a wife at the time. Now with this gay agenda, Rosie IS the fifth character. I say lose Froggy and keep Rosie (even thought I don’t really like her) at least she is more interesting than the Wakilies. At this point, Froggy is grasping at straws, so desperate trying to hang on…
I’m quite tired of sweaty Rosie and do not find her funny anymore. Maybe next week the Wakiles will have her dance like a monkey to entertain us? Sorry
Right on, Housewife hoe!
And everything is sooo forced! A family dinner on the second date….?? C’mon now…
I hope Jogo doesn’t say he is a Angel from God tonight….I am sick of him and his poison filled stripper wife.
“July 23, 2009 at 6:15am
Lysa Marco-Simpson spent the weekend with teresa and the kids at her shore house! was so much fun with all the starstruck people asking for pictures at the beach. then we went to her house for spaghetti!
July 23, 2009 at 6:22am”
I was over lurking on the Bravo NJ message boards and a poster saw a tweet from Alex McCord:
Alex McCord
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” CGI question – why does #RHONJ Chris Manzo have a white light around him in the talking head confessionals? We know he’s alive and well, so what was it? Was he cut out from a green screen and put onto a backdrop?”
So now I am wondering, if the talking head shot was done more recently? And if so, why? Is Andy manipulating the headshots so that the Manzo’s can try to do damage control?
I don’t know if it is allowed to mention WWHL on this thread, but enjoyed Mike Tyson so much, Melissa and Joe were practically ignored, So heartwarming. Oh yes, and Teresa won the poll who is toughest Tree, Melissa or Mike Tyson, Lookers tried to smile but you know a fame whore like her was devastated.
i agree with the poll results…lol so they must not be fixed if tre won
The question, as always was pretty ambiguous, so it leaves one to interpret if it’s good or bad.
I think Andy let Teresa win this one to squash the talk that the poll is rigged.
And its probably because he read SH in the morning
All I noticed is MsAndy giving the stripper the opportunity to once again try to explain all her inconsistencies about not telling Teresa that she was signing up for the show. So according to the stripper she got a call on Friday and told Teresa two days later. Seriously? What Friday? Cause I’m not buying it
Regarding MeGo contacting Danielle: Teresa needs to ask her a-hole brother what did he know and when did he know it. Was he aware that his Sugar Coated Snake of a wife was doing this? They don’t keep secrets is what she said when the Midget told her what Teresa had said to him about her leaving him for another man. So, either JoGo knew about it and was okay with it or he didn’t know and he should be mad at the Stripper for doing this to his sister behind his back. Which is it Midget Man?
AAAHHH. Good Catch Ana!!!!
The only interesting parts to me were the comparison of Gia bustin a move to Mego’s clumsy steps, and Jax at the birthday party acting sad and confused about Tre. Does she not remember telling Tre during the deck ambush that she didn’t want to be a part of her life anymore?! How do you attack someone and tell them you don’t want involved with them, then cry and wonder about the friendship?
She probably did not remember because she is crazy.
Jax is a drunk she can’t remember.
I have Waled away from friendship then grieved about them but Still had to end them for my own mental health and wonder about the person.
OMG Gia was awesome! The kid can dance!
LOL Exactly then after the patio ambush, she followed Tre around at Megos song party like she was a bottle of vodka.
Then flipped her off when Tre didn’t want to fight with her….Jax needs meds.
Lisa, I agree with the poll results also. Andy asked Tyson who won and he said it has to be Teresa.
At least there was one person there with brains.
Awesome job on the recap.
Mike Tyson on WWHL tonight was just tooooooo funny.
Melissa.
Get ready for it girl, they dropped the bomb on you tonight when they had the caller asking about your homes. And Iron Mike roasted the crap outa you over it… listen carefully to what he said, he got your number… Bravo does too and you are fixin to be toast. Tonight was your warning shot.
p.s. Did you tell Danielle about Tree’s home being in foreclosure back in the day? Don’t answer that, we all know that info came from you and now its fixin to take a bite outa your hindend. sorry bout it.
Love,
Made
p.s.s.
Great song, great voice, great person and she’s from Newark NJ, good old Essex County my home County
One of my favorite old songs. LUV the GAP band. MIKE was on fire tonight – he called it like he saw it. Best WWHL EVER
I put this under the wrong song should be under – YOU DROPPED A BOMB ON ME
Love that song too. I used to take a step aerobics class and the teacher put this song in rotation so every time I hear it I am sorta reminded of how out of shape I am compared to those days. I swan I intend on getting my fanny into a zumba class …one of these days.
I was enthralled with the way he called ole Mel out…. she didnt even see it comin…. he still got it.
LOVE!
Times the heck out… I just got through watching WWHL and MeGo didn’t answer the Danielle question. Again! She just said, “I didn’t meet her in person…” Bitch, nobody cares where y’all talked! WhatTH did you tell her?! That’s the damn question and you know it you talentless traitor! Pfft!!
Tis the good ole Amiee Nichole school of the non-answer.:)
Well, I’m not sure if I was clear before so I’ll state it here. I’m not a fan of the non-answer. Or BGG.
Me either Romo. In fact that is the main thing in this world that sets my teeth on edge and gets me to blow my stack….the non answer. I hate that.
Made… please don’t take this the wrong way but… I simply adore you
awe! thank you Stlrfan. Nuttin wrong with a lil bit of adoration. Me loves it.
It has gotten to the point that I can’t stand anyone on the show other than Tre. Richie made some very disgusting comments AS ALWAYS. This show has become so fake – fake birthdays, fake girlfriends-fake businesses- fake doctors etc. God give me a brake. Andy and Bravo are pushing to hard on the gay storyline. It just feels so forced. I think if they would just let it flow and not push so hard it would be a good storyline. I love Rosie – Can’t stand Gregg. Can’t stand any of the Manzos or Gorga’s. Lauren has turned into a clone of Caroline – mean and hateful.
Great recap – thank you!
Tonight’s show was a major embarassment for all concerned.
First Rich Walkile refers to “muff diving” in relation to Rosie’s new friend. So tasteless.
Then Lauren refers to NJ women as “whores” when it comes to who dates her brothers. Classy.
Then Caroline makes fun of Lindsay’s job as a cheerleader by imitating a “rah rah”. Ignorant.
Then Greg allows himself to be made a fool of in a gay bar on his birthday while Joe Gorga sticks his hand on Chris Laurita’s crotch. Morons.
Then holding the party at a gay bar and making fun of the atmosphere. Idiots.
Then Rosie being portrayed as some lovesick lesbian loser. Horrible.
Then Gia gives her mother a shove when she tries to hug her. Disrespectful.
Then Milania refers to her father as “poop” and no one corrects her. Hideous.
Then Melissa dances onstage like a stripper in a gay bar which made no sense whatsoever. Dimwit.
These people and Bravo need their heads examined along with a search for any integrity that may be floating around among the castmates.
Pathetic.
agree – very good points
I agree! I came away feeling dirty and going whattttt?
“First Rich Walkile refers to “muff diving” in relation to Rosie’s new friend. So tasteless.”
That is beyond the pale. Has there ever been a slimier husband-creature on any of the housewives’ franchises? I always thought Slade was creepy, Brooks is uber shady, and JoeGo can be pretty tough to take, but that Wakile is pure raw sewage.
The fact that his wife does not apologize for any of his highly offensive remarks (or even thinks that they’re offensive!) in her blogs tells me that she is right at home in the cesspool alongside that sewer rat.
“We’re old school. We believe in respect”
HAHAHA! exactly! too funny sue!
Yes Magdella, agree with you Wakile is the most nauseating man on TV. We are old school, all about respect, is Kathy kidding. Teresa is always made to apologize for every word out of her husbands mouth, what about Kathy? And Klassy Kath, last week with “first rule, remember a bitch’s name”, that certainally made Rosies search for love just delightful. The people who don’t like Teresa seem to like everybody else and never see their glaring faults. I also can’t believe that there is no condemnation from anybody for Melissa talking to Danielle, all of a sudden Caro (loyalty to family is everything) sees nothing wrong with what Melissa did even though Danielle was garbage to Caro. So phony!
Speakin of muff…..
MP: OMG!! That poor girl! Where did you ever find this one? Too FUNNY!!! TFC!!! SH
I feel bad for her but news anchor’s fails are some of the funniest things ever. I just love them
i naturally like the fart story
That reminds me I forgot to go a BBG loose buttwhole shout out today… well here yall go
Poor guy
Goddamit Why doesn’t Jacqueline pour some acne medication on Greggy’s slimy face. He is so greasy. And everybody knows you can’t have a job and a girlfriend at the same time. This was filmed before Blk water became a big bomb I suppose. And would you want to go to a store with a proprietor like Lauren, the incredible bitch, Manzaloid? I predict a going out if business sign in the next six months.
Why doesn’t Teresa give Critterfur some of her teeth whitening products ‘cuz his teeth are so yellow he spits butter.
I love how they are always getting professionally made up yet Lauren isn’t the pro. What a great ad for her services.My 19 year old daughter works,goes to college and has a longtime boyfriend. I did not know how special she is .Wow how does she do it? Oh, she doesn’t hang with me and my friends. Its called living your life idiot Caro. All those kids will be at the Brownstone workihg within 2 years.
Caroline just tweeted that Lindsey is best friends with Lauren and works at Lauren’s store!! Weird that Lauren is always latching on to Albie’s friends. Can’t she get any of her own? I really think she is obsessed with her brother. The Lindsey girl should move on and not stay so close to the family. They broke up if I were Albie I would be pretty pissed off. He can’t move on if the girl is always around. Caro and Lauren decided they like the girl, so Albie has to be with her. They are very controlling.There are other girls Lauren can be friends with. This family is so inappropriate. This Lindsey needs to stop being a fool looking desperate and get another job away from her EX boyfriend’s family. If she stays away, maybe Albie will miss her and decide on his OWN he wants her back.
I think just about everyone knows this by now, but for those who don’t – Greg was ALBIE’S friend first – they met at Fordham, and in Season 3 Lauren had the gall to complain that her brothers and Greg were too cozy cozy – ” Greg is MY friend too!” The only reason she even knows Greg is because of Albie. VITO – SAME deal, Albie described Vito as his ” best friend ” and he’s said repeatedly over the years that it wasn’t easy making the adjustment from thinking of him as a friend to thinking of him as Lauren’s bf. I guess Caroline and Lauren told him to shut up. ( By the way, it was Caroline who saw Vito and said “Lauren, that’s your husband! ” ) I don’t know if Albie and Lindsey are still together, but either way, it’s a little weird that she now works for Lauren. Can’t this girl get her own friends, gay hangers-on and husbands? Is Albie ever allowed to have a friend he doesn’t share with Lauren?
Okay I am glad someone else heard that Greg was Albie’s friend first… But, didn’t Critterfurr say tonight he has known Greg since he was 16? I also thought that Greg was friends with Albie first. Hmmmmmmmmmm.
How many years apart are Prince Albie and Critterfur? If Prince Albie started college like most people at 18 (not 21, Jokequeline) and met BGG when he was 18, then perhaps Critterfur was 16? IDK. Hate the Manzoids, but there might be an explanation for what Critterfur said.
Isn’t fordham a law school though? I figured Albie would have had to get a bachelor’s degree before attending. Now I am curious about the education history of the only Manzo who tried…
Oh, my bad. I thought that Prince Albie had met BGG as an undergrad. So, is BGG a law school drop out, as well? BGG is so dim-witted that it is hard to imagine him graduating from college, let alone being accepted law school.
Or maybe Albie flunked out of his undergrad? Does anyone know where Vito graduated from? Wasn’t Vito Albie’s roommate somewhere… Or did Prince Albert attend Fordham for his undergrad also? I need to dig through the articles I am sure SH probs has this info somewhere…
I believe that Albie and Vito completed undergrad together. Albie couldn’t get into law school if he didn’t complete his undergrad.
It is Albies job evidently to be the procurrer of everything Lauren needs, that’s what happens when a brother and sister are prom dates.Yup, Caroline knows best.
Poor Albie. First he has to meet all his mother’s emotional needs and now he has to meet Lauren’s, too. I guess the mantle has been passed from Chuckie to Chuckie Jr. (AKA Lauren).
I thought the exchange about Lauren’s body compared to Lindsey’s body was a bit off kilter. That shouldn’t even be anything that is on a sister’s radar when she is meeting her brother’s girlfriend. And Mel sorta waggin her finger at Lauren and saying “be nice” was uncalled for too. Why wouldn’t she be nice? It looked like to me that she was being normal but everyone else including the producer that asked her the left field TTC question was projecting onto her something that wasn’t there.
I’m a bit concerned that Momma Manzo(who owns 51% of the store) is just giving Lindsey the job as leverage…. perhaps a lil hush money concealed as a paycheck… Lindsey is gonna have to get jumped out of that gang. poor girl.
Ithink those kids have no friends. What the hell, one minute she is Albies girlfriend, now works for the manzos… Don’t they have friends, and what they do, they share… I think that the don buys their friends… Never with friends.. I think if they had friends, Carlos would scare the hell out of them, and they would run.. Only a moron would have anything to do with them… They are like glue to their mother,and at that age, they should be with her less and less… What is wrong with that family.. Sort of reminds me of some kind of freaky show.. Hell perhaps that is what they are aiming for, a movie of the week..
did i hear correctly, kathy’s son said “damn” when he was looking at the meatballs on the table?
He did. I’m not sure they were on the table or being put on the serving plate but yes, he said it. In front of his Granny. I was shocked.
The whole fambily dinner at the JabberWakile’s was so contrived. Wow! So Rosie brought this chick that she just met, whose name she couldn’t remember the day before, home to meet the family? What a crock. Her first date with the chick is to take her to a family dinner? Who does that?
That’s bc all lesbians move in immediately with one another and bring their cats, then have sex once and spend the rest of their relationship baking, maintaining their short hairdo’s and getting fat/old together. Right, Kathy?
OMG ihave tears from laughing so hard Bullie.How desperate was the date for camera time to show up for that goat rodeo.
I think you left out shopping for flannel shirts and sensible shoes.
lol. Maybe a broke lesbian would do that. Does anyone know what Rosie does for a living? If they ever said I forgot.
well it was nice seeing Teresa and melissa nice and actually joking with each other
its truly sad it didn’t last.
i wanted to crawl inside that bouncy Caterpillar thingy it looked fun
i hope gia keeps up with her dancing she is really good for her age
Even when they were getting along, Melissa the Sugar Coated Snake, had to get in her passive-aggressive reference to the Sprinkle Cookie Incident. So much for leaving the past behind and moving forward, huh?
I didnt think to much of that and I took it as a Joke
but of course Melissa is always wrong and always evil @@
I agree with you Lisa. I don’t think the sprinkle cookies was anything malicious. I think she was playing around, it’s totally acceptable if they have or belive that they have gotten past that hump.
The sprinkle cookies were totally a dig. According to the stripper, the sprinkle cookie story that she put on FB is what got Danielle to contact her (yeah, I believe that). She is constantly bringing up the sprinkle cookies. I want to order about 100 lbs of those darn cookies and have them delivered to her house!!!
Let me understand this, her emails and exchanges to Danielle are not to be discussed, don’t bring up the past. But She gets to bring up the damn sprinkle cookies. BITE ME and UR SPRINKLE COOKIES.
Exactly. The Sugar Coated Snake speaks with forked tongue. She says she wants to forget the past and move forward, then she brings up the sprinkle cookies as a “joke”. Very passive-aggressive and Teresa had the grace to ignore the dig. But, she is the one accused of holding grudges.
bingo! i love the “sugar coated snake” description. so apt.
“Let me understand this, her emails and exchanges to Danielle are not to be discussed, don’t bring up the past. But She gets to bring up the damn sprinkle cookies. BITE ME and UR SPRINKLE COOKIES.”
THANK YOU!
The rules only apply to Teresa. The others can do 100x worse but Teresa is being unreasonable and “holding onto grudges” if she dares mention a thing.
Hope so much that sugar-cubes will be relegated to whinnying off-camera next year!
Omg those eff’n sprinkle cookies! HowTH did I not bring that up yet?! She didn’t just make a dig. It was a laughing I’m gonna mock you bc you’re on my turf, biatch drive by! Complete with a hair flip.
what’s up with saying “dear” Joe and “dear” Melissa? Is that an italian thing? The only people I’ve heard say it are Teresa and Gia but they say it a lot..
They do not actually say “dear” Joe, and “dear” Melissa. It just sounds that way. In Italian the word uncle is Zio and aunt is Zia. They are saying Zio Joe, and Zia Melissa.
oops, I’m duuuuuumb!
although melissa did have a song called “(how many times) dear joe”
Teresa and Gia are saying Zio Joe and Zia Melissa. It means Uncle and Aunt in Italian.
The muff diving comment that Rich made was so offensive! I bet Andy won’t grill Rich about that gay slur. It is degrading to women AND to gay women. So, it is definitely a gay slur. Andy needs to start getting tough on these people. I think it’s too late. Many have already given up on the show. It is turning into a sleazy parody of itself.
They are saying Zio and Zia. Italian for aunt and uncle. Zio Joe…Zia Melissa. It does sound like dear when the girls say it fast.
this goes above…AND prez beat me to it, as well! Scuze!
I am laughing hardy. I love scuze!!!
oops, me too!
Rich is a vulgar asshole. A complete embarrassment to his kids. Why Kathy hasn’t asked Bravo not to film him is beyond me. Especially if the two of them are seeking fame…who would invite them anywhere?
When he said something along the lines of “I like lesbians because we both go after the same thing” I immediately thought “your wife?”….how disrespectful of him to say that….regardless of what goes on in a married (or man in a committed relationship) man’s head….it should never be said out loud and on camera! I wouldn’t want my husband to say to my friend’s date “yeah i’m cool with you lesbians because we both like the same thing”..ewww! If Kathy’s family is all about respect…then ditch the disrespectful husband! I’ve never heard him say anything nice…it’s one thing to be a jokester…and another to be vulgar!
Another blogger gave him a pass saying he has a good heart. B.S.I see him drooling around any women even the lesbos.And put your collar down, that was over in the 80′s.
I like that bitchy richie wears his collars up. It is the calling card of a douchebag. He’s announcing to the world that he is a douche and he doesn’t have a clue.
Maybe when they said he had a good heart…they just meant one that works!
lol
I was shocked that Bravo aired that. And the way Jeff Goldblum, I mean Richie, was going on and on about how beautiful Rosie’s friend was, it was so uncomfortable. Did you see his son? He looked mortified, like OMG my dad is such a douche. LOL
I could not believe what I was watching last nght. Caroline appears to be a different person this season. I think this show is completely scripted. Tre is the only one on there that seems to be the same. It’s funny how everyone else “changed”. Jealous much?
Sorry but I was so disgusted with Loser Lauren and Sour Puss Caroline. It’s disgusting how hateful these two bitches are. Lauren get over yourself and stop blaming everyone for your being a fat ass that can’t stop or limit her food and booze intake. How dare she think that she has the right to judge that girl. Lauren hates that people judge her because of her size, well hello pot meet kettle. She just reverse discriminated against that girl.
Caroline is really a disgusting, manipulative, judgemental and pathetic woman and mother. How dare she look down on a young lady that obviously has her act together. Maybe the chick can give her lazy fat ass daughter some pointers. Funny how it’s ok for Lauren, who happens to be younger than Albie, to get engaged yet the same rules doesn’t apply for Albie. How disgusting is is that she thinks that she should have some say in her 25 year old son forgoing the fact that he found someone that he really cares for, just so he can make money. Umm he can do both. If I remember correctly she and Albert started very young and built their lives and fortune from there. Talk about a hypocrite. She wants to look down at Albie’s girl but hey she has a paying job. Way more than she can say for her own grown ass children.
That whole thing with Caroline and Lauren and the new space is hilarious. That place will go belly up. Even Caroline realizes that her daughter has no drive or ambition and she is gambling her money.
The whole franchise is just too scripted and full of shit if you ask me. In one of the previews from last week, Albie said he was dating this girl for a couple years. Wasn’t it just last season/summer that his mommy dearest was trying to set him up with Alexa?
Richie is just a disgusting and uncouth person. How do you say such vulgar things on tv. Even his son seemed embarrassed by him and told him to tone it down.
Caroline had/has a neglectful husband who works all the time so that he doesn’t have to be around her, so she want to make sure any potential women her sons might date don’t have it any better than she did. That’s why she is so cuddly with those boys, they pay more attention to her than her husband does and she isn’t letting that relationship go easily.
Odds are Big Al puts that apartment at the Brownstone to good use. Probably has had a gaggle of mistresses over the years. Caroline is truly showing her ass these days, imagine living with her forever like he has. I would be a work-a-holic too.
Didn’t you love how Kathy talked about lesbians? I had no idea that all lesbians bring their belongings in a u-haul on the second date. My goodness. Kathy has a guest room, but, there is no vacancy for her lesbian sister’s girlfriend. Kathy is so sweet to put it right up front like that. Those darn lesbians won’t move in on her!
I find Kathy and Rich to be far more offensive to the gay community than Juicy ever has been, his are words, Kathy is actually passing judgement on the lifestyle, as if they are not like regular people. I have no doubt Teresa was right about Kathy not liking Rosie being gay.
After her comments last night, I also got a niggling feeling that there was some validity to Tree’s statement about Kathy not liking the fact that Rosie was gay. Her comments last night had to be the most ignorant thing said in a while. Kathy and Richie were going neck in neck for stupid last night.
I have heard lesbians make that joke about U-Hauls on the second date, but I don’t think it was appropriate for Kathy to say it. It is different if one is a member of a group to make jokes about that group than if someone is not a member.
First of all, the statement was very ignorant and a stereotype that all lesbians behave this way. I didn’t understand where Froggy was coming from w/ that comment about her spare bedroom. Rosie doesn’t even live w/ her so why would her gf move into her house? I demand that Andy call the Wakilie’s out for their blatant anti-gay comments, just like he did to Juicy.
I hate this show now and almost every single person on it. The direction that it’s going is seriously laughable. I think RHONJ has jumped the shark.
I think I will watch the reunion and be done. These people aren’t even likeable anymore.Teresa should leave these idiots behind and watch them eat each other. No offense Lauren. Who blames their father for being overweight? Eat less and get active bioch.
You notice that every time Lapband is whining about being fat and blaming her genes, she is swilling down wine/booze or snarfing down high calorie foods? Yeah, Chuckie Jr., it’s your genes. Uh huh.
Also, she and Chuckie Sr. looked like a couple of grumpy b*tches at BGG’s b-day party, then Chuckie writes in her blog about how much fun the party was. Huh? She and Chuckie Jr. sat there scowling with their cat butt faces the whole time.
I know. I think they think that we’re all soooo interested in their sucky lives and quite frankly, monetarily, I’m better off than all of them and I’m not on television. Don’t put a camera on boring people and people won’t get bored. lol.
Forget about tamra! Joe Gorga is the meanest housewife ever!
Teresa was talking to him about Jacko, he knew Jacko was coming over and let Teresa talk about her…Imagine if she says something like ‘Jacko was such a bitch” or else..
Maybe that was he wanted.
Ya! Wth was up with that?! He couldn’t give her the what’s up head motion? Or just grab Tre for a hug then whisper in her ear that Jax was right there? Damn
I think you hit the nail on the head, cacao. I think he was hoping that Teresa would say something that Wacko-Jacko would hear and know that Teresa was talking about her. That way he could instigate a fight but, look as if he was innocent in the whole matter. He should be embarrassed that he calls himself an angel. He is one of the furthest things from it.
Yep, you could see his eyes watching Jax walk up the drive and then look back at Tre and never letting her know she was approaching them. He is a POS, he was hoping Tre and Jax would get into a fight, at his own daughter’s bday party, and after they just went to therapy and agreed that they would move forward and try and work on their family.
Exactly!! Someone that really cared about his sister would have stopped her & told her to hush b/c Wacko was approaching.
I guess we shouldn’t be surprised though, he called his sister garbage at his own son’s christening to cause a fight for camera time. This was small beans in comparison.
Joe Gorga is a A hole… The cameras were down.. but their microphones were still on when you hear him being his real self towards Teresa after Therapy.
First I would like to say, great recap as always Sandi and secondly I would like to say I agree with you about Chris . I have been noticing for awhile that he is kind of sulky in group scenes but when they were on the bus on the way to the wedding and Joe Giudice made the imfamous B-hole comment. Chirs just looked upset and Caroline just rubbed the back of his neck and looked at him. It was like they were sperate from everything else that was going on. It was like a mother comforting a small child when the adults say something that makes the child upset and she is soothing them. It occured to me then that it wasn’t Albie it was Chris and no one else knew but Caroline. Chris was also the one that has such a visceral reaction to his Uncle on twitter, which says alot. I am sure now that we are disscussing this on SH Crittafur while start parading some poor girl around. If Andy want’s to truely explore the trials and tribulations of a closeted gay and the pain and suffering that can cause why dosn’t he pull little crissy kicking and screaming out of the closet his Mama locked him in and show how Caroline really feels when the spotlighted gay is one of her “chosen” children.
Jacko trashed Teresa because she talked to Dina (teresa’s longtime friend) about the fight. And now Jacko is talking to…Cathy (??) about Teresa?
JaxAss is a physo drunk
And i dont give a f**** about Manzo boys and Blearg. I dont care about Lindsey or who is playing with Blearg’s b*tthole
I’m sorry y’all, but I hate BGG. I hate his voice. His face… Wtf is he doing on this show?! Every ep he gets more camera time. Again, wtf?! There are cuter and more interesting gay dudes out there that have jobs, Bravo! Wtf?!! (Romo shaking fist)
I know. And that scene at the bar with BGG taking a shot off of JoGo’s naked chest. What is going on??? What straight man would do that? I don’t care how comfortable you are with your sexuality, straight men do not allow gay men to take shots of their chests. Then JoGo had to compete with his slutty wife for the gay patrons attention, so he jumped up on the bar and stripped his shirt off and danced with men. The whole scene was a hawt mess!
Sorry but I have to say, I think JOGO is trisexual. I can understand being comfortable in yourself and your sexuality, but no straight man I know grabs, gyrates or has a gay man taking shots off of his body. I think JOGO is down for anything and is an equal opportunity poison sharer.
It has nothing to do with gay or straight. HE’s MARRIED! Who the hell let’s their spouse get sucked on at a bar!! If my bf did that or I did that in front of my bf, one of us would be going to JAIL!!!
The Midget Man has no boundaries and no shame or decency. He is disgusting.
And Chuckie pretends to eat it up. I love that she has to sit there in front of these losers and pretend it’s ok to act that way.
I was amazed miss holier than thou didn’t show distaste when watching that whole display. She is so turned off by the new girlfriend’s job of being a cheerleader, yet the garbage that was going on was ok in her book.
Didn’t she say a while back that she is a mom and doesn’t dance on tables. Who was she slamming then? And Laurens whore comment WTF!
JoeHo would do anything for camera time..It’s kind of sad really.
Bingo, there is not a straight man that would… It’s just not cool. It’s like a woman letting another one grab something or suck something off her body.. Unless you are gay, ain’t gonna happen… Just to be in the spotlight… Normal people just don’t go there.
None of the people on this show are very interesting. It seems ALL of them are shallow, petty, opportunistic and delusional. REALLY delusional: MeGo thinks she can sing, JoeGo thinks he’s hot, Wakile’s think they’re Ozzie and Harriet, DonCaro thinks she’s wise, Manzo kids think they’re entrepreneurs, Jaxs thinks Tersa’s changed (nope- she was always a narcissist), Juicy thinks he’s above the law, and finally Tre thinks she has an “amazing husband” and ” I don’t hold grudges”. All their bickering is a bore.
@OCwoman Thats funny! and true! hahahahaha
Please mark this as exhibit A in the evidence of Mandy NoCojones gay agenda. I fast forwarded through more than half of the show because I could careless about a non-housewive’s birthday party at a gay nightclub. I could also careless about Big Rosie’s friend meeting her mother. I am about as left as left could be with gay “issues” but, dayuumm NoCojones back the truck up.
I also had trouble stomaching the birthday party. I mean all seemed to be fairly subdued as far as a RHW kid’s party goes but, then I realized why it wasn’t totally over the top. Malicious Mel made it all about her, she probably ran out of Bravo $$ when she paid for her make-up lady, new dr3ess & hooker heels. Very appropriate to go in a bouncy house.
Speaking of appropriate….Rich Wakile’s talking head comments about lesbians were crude & I am disgusted that Bravo would air the “muff diving” comment. Very tasteful Mandy, very tasteful…
Thought the Gia/Malicious Mel dance comparison scenes were funny until I watched Gia choreography. Kind of mature for the young ones, I’m thinking.
The only part I did enjoy was the banter (although some of you deem it disrespectful) with Joe Guidice and Milania…At least the word was poop and not “damn” in front of Grandma or Albie’s F-bomb to his mother about Lindsey being nervous.
Okay…done…
While MeGo was taking her time getting her makeup done (don’t even get me started) poor lil Antonia was putting the items in the party favor bags. That should’ve been done already and not by the birthday girl. Btw, were mama and papa Gorga at Antonia’s party? I didn’t see them there…
Locked in the garage at Teresa’s house.
haha.
Well, according to someone above this was Antonia’s fake birthday anyway so maybe they opted out of the Bravo birthday. Maybe embarrassed that their son told the world that he pays their rent…
I too thought the choreography was very inappropriate. No one normal watch children dancing like that.
Plus, this show has become like one long infomercial: Blck Water, Fabulicious, MeGo’s songs, Lauritas PR, Laren’s Make Up etc. The same can be said of the other RH shows.
That death grip hug Critterfur is giving Chuckie screams, “mommy, thank you for coming to my Greggy’s party and not outting me.”
Hmm, I didn’t even think about that…
Not sure if anyone noticed this or not but the “therapist” recommended that the siblings and their families get together for family meals once a week…. he didn’t say jack about the parents coming…. Mel threw that in there… and I think that is gonna be a mistake since the parents hate Mel and a weekly reminder right in everyone’s face of just how different the parents feel about the DIL and SIL is gonna keep the problems going. Its gonna end up being Tree will have dinner with her parents at her house and just have an open invite for her brothers family that will be used sporadically at best… with a whole buncha whining about “Poppa, how comes youz guys cant come to our house?”
I love me some “I no use-ah no phonez!” Papa Gorga! I say we tell BGG that we’re taking him to a MeGo concert and just leave him at a warehouse somewhere never to be seen again. Then have mom and pop Gorga take BGG’s place on the show. Yep, done dolla. COHEN, you reading this? Good, make it happen.
Thanks!
Yippeee! I love this idea. Hows about we throw in a lil conv between papa Gorga and Grippe… she can try to teach him how to twitter. And he can tell her how crazy the is “Ill be your therapist!” And then have a lil scene where his sister is hosting another barbequed furburger dinner for Rosie’s new squeeze and watch him give ole Dickie the “evil eye”
done dolla love.
Hey maybe at the Sunday family dinner, MeGo and JoGo can have a slide show of their night at the gay bar. Papa Gorga can see his son dancing shirtless on the bar and getting shots off his chest by gay men. Oh what a good time.
Don’t forget the shot of him grabbing Chris Laurita’s junk.
Not for nothing and it’s just my opinion but I think this is just so disrespectful towards the parents…it has to be hurting them…JoGo you are a total disrespectful disgrace to the human race..get yourself a real set…:=(
Their kids are going to be so proud of mommy and daddy.
IMO I think it is so disrespectful of JoGo whore man to do what he is doing. How do you think his parents feel. Horrible I say, horrible. Grow the f ? up JoGo. You are hurting your parents and no amount of money should make you do that.
Didn’t Chuckie say in her TH last week that she doesn’t dance on bars cause she’s someone’s mother? haha. All is not green on the other side of the fence with Chuckie and the stripper.
Usually I get the episode titles as being lil plays on words but I cant figure out what “sniff test” is all about. Unless its Mel’s moves that stink….. The name of Calf-face….the birthday cake up Chriddofer’s nose…..the bag of garbage Lynds was totin out the apartment…or perhaps it was the way the whole Manzo clan circled her like dogs sniffin each other’s butts… surely it cant have anything to do with Rosie? Maybe it was Rich’s muff joke that stunk?
hi, longtime reader, first time poster.
did anyone else notice the looks on juicy & tree’s faces when milania said “he never wants to see his kids?”
Maybe it’s just me, but i found it awfully suspicious.