MELISSA GORGA: MeGo’s BravoTV Blog… Tells Tree “Butt Out of Our Lives!”… “Must Be Draining For Tree To Worry About Us!”

July 9, 2012  7:15 pm

 Melissa Gorga… “I need…”

 “… as much makeup as you brought!  Slap it on, Frankie!  Ima dogface without it…”

Happy Birthday, Antonia! My beautiful baby girl turned 6! I am so blessed to have such a beautiful, smart, and good little girl in my life. She really is the sweetest little thing inside and out. I’ve always thrown her beautiful birthday parties; it’s what I love to do! It’s one of the reasons I love being a MOM.  For as long as I can remember I’ve just always wanted to have babies and do all the beautiful things mommies do! I only have one little girl, so I love to give her everything I can and enjoy these precious baby years for as long as she will let me. I know she won’t let me dress her in the frilly outfits with the big headbands and feather hats forever. But for now she loves it, so I’m not going to stop until she makes me! The party was so much fun and all the kids had such an incredible time. This is what’s important in life, watching the kids smile and just enjoying life together!

 Melissa Gorga… natural beauty… well, “natural”…

For those asking why I had my  makeup  done for the birthday, well, hello! I wanted to look nice!  NOTE:  Hello!!!  MeGo NEEDS all the makeup she can get!  What a dog!  To be honest I hired a professional photographer to capture the day — memories, memories, memories! So if figured I’d get my makeup done so I could have some great pictures from the day. I know I’ve said this before, but I have a picture obsession! I will post some of them from the party on my website today, so be sure to go check them out!

MeGo… “Thank You, Jesus”…

It was great to see Teresa and Joe getting along at the party. See how easy it is? Just enjoy each other! Joe mentioned how the therapist said a Sunday dinner would be great for us. I really thought it was a great idea and immediately invited everyone to my house. I loved being able to play with Teresa about the sprinkle cookies! That’s how sister-in-laws should be.  They should be able to play with one another. That is all I want. I just want a happy, normal relationship with her so that we can get our families together. Is that so hard? It’s not for me! I’m happy Teresa is getting to the point where she is realizing that life is too short to worry about the petty things.

“I hope she is going to start having a more positive attitude about my marriage, my music, and my kids, and just stop over analyzing me and everything I do. It must be draining for her to worry about me all day and worry about how we are living our life.”

I do think sharing an RV together is a good thing!   NOTE:  This sentence proves what an idiot this chick is.  The shrink said it best:  ”Don’t go!”   I want to dive right in. That’s how I am — when I call truce, I call truce! I would never do anything to sabotage this good thing we have going. So as long as Teresa  doesn’t, I don’t see how anything could ever go wrong again. This is how I felt when we were shooting this episode. Does it stay like that? Well you will have to keep watching and see.   NOTE:  Any viewer with an IQ above 2 can see how wrong the phony “trip to Napa” will go!

                                                    Cris Judd… “What am I supposed to do with this chick?  Is she lip-synching into a fake microphone? I need $50,000 more NOW… CASH!”

Let’s talk about Cris Judd! OMG, I was completely intimidated! He has worked with such amazing artists and people.   NOTE: Which is amazing that he’s be working with such as non-talent as MeGo!  Is Cris Judd that desperate???   I’ve been a fan of his for such a long time, so actually being able to have him teach me was surreal. I love his dancing style and I love the way he moves. He worked with the King of Pop, who is my idol!  Did you see when he asked me dance?! I was so nervous I just started to giggle. I could barely move! The advice and tips he gave me were so helpful, and I still think about what he taught me every time I get on a stage. You haven’t seen the last of him; he will be in next week’s episode  too! I can’t wait for you to see me perform Rockstar at Beatstock. I love that song!   NOTE:  MeGo is the ONLY person who LOVES her auto-tuned-to-death song!

OMG, how cute is Gia? She was shaking her groove thing! She’s loves to dance. She loves gymnastics, she loves acting, and I hear she’s taking singing lessons now too!  Teresa has always wanted her to be in the spotlight, and so here she is! Joe and I always support her and are so proud of her. We love to see her doing her thing!

I love the bickering between Caroline and Lauren, it was so funny. Ladies, going into business together might cause some tension! It’s really great of Caroline to support her daughter and help her make this store possible. By the way, the store is called Cafface, and it’s absolutely beautiful! I’ve been there; it is like a café for your face! They have such beautiful makeup stations and the atmosphere is perfect. Lots of luck, Lauren!   NOTE:  ”Cafface” is one of the worst names for a retail outlet… any retail outlet… but, it’s abomidable as a name for a store featuring makeup!  Actually like the name “CATface” better!

I loved watching Rosie’s first date with “what’s her name.”

  GayRosie’s date… “What IS my name?”

It was so cute.  Rosie was acting like a little school girl being very polite and sweet to her guest, although they probably should have gone somewhere alone together. That girl probably thought Richie was nuts!   NOTE:  No, Richie is not nuts… Richie is a disgusting pig.

Greg’s birthday party was a blast! I love him, he’s a great guy, and we always have such a good time together! I get along with the Manzo boys so well! Lindsey was so sweet and beautiful. I loved her. I wanted to give her some tips on how to show Albie that she was serious about him. I told her if she wants to be a “wifey” she has to prove it to him.   NOTE:  WHAT!?!?  MeGo’s givin’ advice on how to prove to PrinceAlbie anything?  PrinceAlbie should be BEGGING any woman to be involved with him…

When men don’t live with their mother, they appreciate a girl doing the things their mommy used to do.   NOTE:  ”Their MOMMY”???   If you’re seeing a MAN who lives with his MOMMY or even calls his mother “MOMMY”… RUN!  Get the hell out and do not look back!  That’s why “Momma’s Boys of the Bronx lasted two episodes… no one wants to see GROWN MEN attached to their MOMMIES. 

If you really love a man, you will have no problem doing things like vacuuming for him before he gets home, doing the laundry, and buying a fruit basket! Trust me, these are probably things he hates doing, so he will appreciate it! Show him you care and show him he means a lot to you and that you want to go out of your way to make him happy. If you find that you don’t want to do these things for him, then he might not be the right one. These are my tips for a happy relationship!   NOTE:  Where the hell did MeGo learn this crap?  

I can’t wait for you to see the Beatstock performance next week!

Rockstar… use earplugs…

I also have a list of the vendors and people who helped make Antonia’s birthday perfect on my website, from the cake to the giant caterpillar! And of course I’m going to talk about WWHL with Mike Tyson! Check it out!

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161 Responses to MELISSA GORGA: MeGo’s BravoTV Blog… Tells Tree “Butt Out of Our Lives!”… “Must Be Draining For Tree To Worry About Us!”

  1. The moron just loves Cafface yet she has to have her make-up done by a professional woof woof..get real Melissa…..:-)

    • Ana Cephaly says:

      Not every make up artist can do raccoon eyes and visibly noticeable shading on her big ole schnoz the way her own make up artist does.

      • Smartypants says:

        I couldn’t believe how different her nose looked withou make-up.. Her nose is weird,and ugly. Why does she have to think she has to dress UP for her daughters Birthday party.
        She looked ridiculous . She wasn’t even helping with the party.. Joe and the time he sat and got that tattoo.. Let the kids have fun,it’s not about you midget man

        • belladee says:

          Because Melissa has to make everything about her. She wants the spotlight, where Teresa putting the attention on her kids.

  2. Teresa is so much prettier without makeup. Can’t say the same for Mel. Just my opinion…

    • CJ says:

      There ain’t enough makeup in NJ to make MeGo pretty.

      • Housewife Hoe says:

        OK, I can’t believe I’m going to say this, and actually give MeGo a compliment, but I do think MeGo has beautiful skin, it covers her ugly horseface but it does always seem flawless.

        • Hate the Wench says:

          Lmfao if saying her flawless skin is perfect for covering her ugly horseface is a compliment then please enlighten me with how you would insult her? My husband is looking at me funny because I’m laughing like a dork

    • Tum Pluckered says:

      teresa is beautiful

      • Amy says:

        I actually agree with you. Although she is not tastefully groomed, I think Teresa looks like Jackie Kennedy.

    • glaughy says:

      I noticed that Melissa’s nose (and forehead) are much more pronounced when she’s ‘natural.’ I think Teresa is more of a natural beauty IMO. Melissa’s makeup artist loves contouring to try to minimize those features, using tons of bronzer/highlighter around those areas… it’s really obvious because her makeup artist does not understand the concept of blending.

  3. Lisa Vanderpumpernickle says:

    Ahhh, the brilliant Ms. SH — I see what you did there — transposing first Missy with her spangled dress straight into Teresa with hers. Who in NJ is zooming who?

    BTW, Ms. ProstitutionWhore, I think that Melissa is much better looking without makeup — her facial features are not as, well, neanderthal like.

    • CJ says:

      Melissa’s facial features are like Margaret Hamilton’s, aka, Wicked Witch of the West. Same long face thin face, high forehead and extended pointy chin. They could be twins.

      • SDHS86 says:

        Yeah, but that Halloween costume wasn’t NEARLY sexy enough. Think of the children?

      • RealMafiaGrandmother says:

        Oh, my goodness — I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT! I was thinking EXACTLY the same thing when I was watching the show — “She looks just like the Wicked Witch of the West!?!” To be honest, though, I think I went there in my mind solely because Meho’s mother and aunts reminded me of the flying monkeys!!

        Seriously, did they or did they not look like women you would find in a bar sloppy drunk at 3:00 in the afternoon, flirting with some pitiful alcoholic who was far more interested in his drink and embarrassing the entire gender?!? When I was in college years ago, my sorority did this thing called “slumming” where one night a semester we would go into one of these kind of broken down old bars patronized by middle-aged alcoholics and, trust me, these women looked exactly like the women we’d see there!

        • belladee says:

          The mom and the one aunt (her sis) their bottow jaw looks sucked in like the people who have no teeth. The other aunt is her dad’s sister. Mel’s face is shaped like the pictures you would see of aliens. Maybe Joe meant to say my wife is an alien from up above?

      • gessiewtf says:

        Someone photoshopped her with green skin and the resemblance was uncanny.

        • SH fan says:

          Oh snap Gessie….where did you see that or do we need to page housewife hoe to do her “magic”? I would love to see that with the hat and melted broom maybe sprinkle some of the manzo monkeys flying around her….even in my mind its all good!

    • I think Melissa is pretty with makeup, but not without it. I think Teresa is beautiful WITHOUT makeup, and when she tones down her makeup she looks nice too.

      • belladee says:

        I dont think Melissa is ugly, but I dont think she is as beautiful as she thinks she is. Give me a makeup and hair stylist everyday and I would put that girl to same!

  4. madepiley says:

    Dint Tree just say SHE was gonna put lots of pictures up on HER website too? And um… Mel gonna try her dangedest to spin or gloss over the one-two punch Iron Mike leveled right directly at her temple last night.

    • CJ says:

      MP, didn’t watch the show, what did Mike say to MeGo?

    • Tum Pluckered says:

      i believe you’re right MP. completely.

    • Housewife Hoe says:

      Tre has ALWAYS said “I love pictures and I love taking pics of my girls” I couldn’t believe when I read in MeGo’s blog that she said “I know I’ve said this before, but I have a picture obsession!” Now I know all parents like to take pics of their kids, I’m a parent too, but I wouldn’t go as far as saying I have an obsession. I think Tre even said it on Celeb App. I think MeGo should say “I have an obsession with Tre.” Agh, I have to hand it to Tre, if I had an annoying SIL like that I wouldn’t give her the time of day.

      • haddasah says:

        I noticed that too! Melissa totally echos/copies Teresa.

        Here is what Teresa said in her June 12 blog: ” I love, love, love photographs… especially of me and my girls. You’ve seen my Christmas cards; I go over the top with photographs.” and “….with my girls for Halloween in People magazine, I did them all for free because I love taking pictures!”

        • Housewife Hoe says:

          Yep, thank you Haddasah, I thought I was going crazy b/c it was more or less exactly what Tre has said on numerous occasions.

      • belladee says:

        Read this after I posted. glad you see it too!

    • belladee says:

      If you follow Melissa on twitter she will notice she copies everything Teresa does. I am seriously embarrassed for Melissa. Teresa mentions she loves creating memories with pic, then melissa does. People tell Teresa she needs to be on dancing with the stars. 2 days later a “fan” tells Melissa she would be great on DWTS. Teresa plugs her new hair product, one hour later Melissa tells her twitter people her favorite hair product. Melissa wore the same dress in red on the reunion that Teresa wore on S3 the episode that she was shooting her book. There is so much more. Melissa is pretty psycho! As I have said before, when I dont like someone, the last thing I would do is do something the same as them, ESPECIALLY after they did it.

      • housewife hoe says:

        I think we should recommend that MeGo watch the movie “Single White Female” maybe she will get the hint.

        • belladee says:

          I think we should keep an on going list of Melissa’s stalker behavior. It’s a daily thing. I wonder if she pays someone to stalk Teresa’s TL or she really devotes all day to twitter.

      • Ana Cephaly says:

        Teresa tweeted a picture of Audriana drinking a slurpee and said they were going to see Mirror, Mirror. The next day, MeGo tweets a picture of her youngest drinking a slurpee saying they were going to see Mirror, Mirror. The chick is seriously weird/psycho.

  5. morninglaurie says:

    Mel just keeps doing the digs. “Tre always wanted Gia to be in the spotlight”. And its still all Tres issues and its so nice she is playing nice now with Joe. Its great that Tre is learning not to sweat the petty things,,,,Its those digs that shows me she will never get over her jealousy of Tre. Nothing Tre will ever do will be good enough for Melanoma….(no offense to anyone its just she is like a cancer ).

    • Ana Cephaly says:

      She basically called Teresa a stage mom. Melissa the Sugar Coated Snake is so passive aggressive. The chicken sh*t biatch won’t just come right out and say things, but we can “read between the lines”.

    • Bullie says:

      Yes, I really enjoyed the comments about Teresa getting out of their business. Does this bia really forget that she and her brain dead husband literally slobbed knobs to get on Teresa’s “business” aka TV show aka RHONJ? Does Cafface makeup absorb into the flesh and eat away brain cells or wtf??!?!

    • belladee says:

      At least Teresa puts her kids before herself. Melissa wants the spot light for herself, where Teresa is happy to give it to her daughters. Glad even an 11yo is a target of her digs! Funny how Melissa has a problem with Gia taking lessons. She is basically saying she is taking them because Melissa is a “singer”. nScared she will out shine you, Mel?

  6. Tum Pluckered says:

    i just read SH’s quotes and notes about this one’s blog. i can’t give memememe!-gor any more air than that! the complete obtuseness of this one goes right up my nose.

    • Mesocrazy says:

      I’m w u Tum! R u kidding? Does she think we r all idiots??? Seriously ? What is in the water they drink? She is beyond delusional & I couldn’t even finish reading her blog!! Nice digs by her thinking we r dumb& don’t see right thru her? Really Lady Gorga?? Oh wait, she did say Gia is cute.. But then stated how Gia LIKES 2 dance, LIKES 2 sing.. Etc& Tre wanted her in spotlight anyways??? Really? Can’t even compliment ur niece who is 12??? Sounds like she may b competing w Gia now as well! Gross pig!!

      • Tum Pluckered says:

        ya know, it really does seem like she is competing with her 12yr old niece. really despicable. and her whole ‘glossing over’ business is really insulting. you’re right Meso.

  7. Marty says:

    I don’t get it was Antonia having a supper looper sweet sixteen in the front of her house or her 6th birthday party? Why in the world would you get a professional photographer and your make-up done for a six year old birthed party? What a bonehead!

  8. jayelle says:

    Oh right my husband just LOVES a fruit basket!

  9. SDHS86 says:

    ^Ha ha ha. Ouch! Nice one morninglaurie. :)

    They should really change the name of the Bravo atta-boy/girl Network. Dravo? Brama? Drama…is not taken! Hmmmmm…

  10. Marty says:

    I don’t get it??? Was Antonia having a supper looper sweet sixteen in the front of her house or her 6th birthday party? Why in the world would you get a professional photographer and your make-up done for a six year old birthed party? What a bonehead!

    • Marty says:

      oops!!! posted it twice.

    • Ana Cephaly says:

      I liked the caterpillar thing, though. It looked like a replica of a colon and I thought it was a nice homage to BGG’s loose butt hole.

    • TV Junkie says:

      Melissa is in love with herself. She says in her opening statement on the show that she is a knockout. Man, she so reminds me of Taylor Armstrong at Kennedy’s party.
      More worried about what she looks like for the pictures.

      • zxtry says:

        Apparantly, no one notices that Teresa has a different designer outfit and different hairdo complete with more and more extensions and tons of makeup in almost every
        scene. She has no forehead. To me, she can’t be attractive with that vicious temper
        and constant lying.
        All these women are very vain and self centered. So don’t pick on Melissa just because
        she actually does it in front of the camera instead of behind it.

        • At least Teresa doesn’t look like a raccoon without makeup on.

        • Hate the Wench says:

          Teresa was wearing jeans and flats, as a normal mother would. Love how people think they have to slam Teresa to try and make Melissa look better.

          • RealHouseKnife says:

            I noticed that too, how Tree was dressed liked a normal mom and playing with her girls like a normal mom, not trying to steal the spot light in 6 inch high looker heals. Plus, did anyone else notice how the traitor of her brother- Josephine- was totally trying to sabotage Tree and get her caught talking about WackyJacky? He completely brought her up and kept fishing for information as he had a clear view of her walking towards them. Since Tree had her back to her, she couldn’t see but Joe Whorga kept the conversation going. A normal brother would have said, “oh, here she comes now” or “let’s talk later because she’s headed this way”, but know fame-whore Gorga, was totally trying to through his sister under the bus. Like I said before, people’s true character is revealed through the little acts and those shows that he’s willing to do anything to make his sister look bad in hopes that he and MeGo look good in contrast. Traitor.

            • Hi Real! I totally agree with you. Even someone who isn’t related would let you know when someone whom you are talking about is coming up behind you. Once again he shows that he has no intention of working things out with Tre. He still doesn’t get it that the both of them need to change and start rebuilding their brother and sister relationship. I think Tre is just going to have to accept that fact. And yes she is the fact that her brother will never be the brother he once was. That until his wife leaves him for someone else he will never be a good brother(or even human)..And yes Melvin will never be as pretty as Tre..Why? Because she has an ugly personality.

              • RealHouseKnife says:

                Hi morninglaurie! :) You point out the absolute truth: “and yes she is the fact that her brother will never be the brother he once was”, and that’s a sad realization that Tre (and her parents) just have to accept in order to move on. :(

              • Hate the Wench says:

                Oh they have two boys…and those two boys will marry hookers that will brainwash them and do whatever to sabotage and separate the family. Karma works wonders and it will hit them where it most hurts

              • belladee says:

                from your mouth to God’s ears! The way she favors Antonia those boys will have no problem getting them off!

        • Antonella says:

          What are the constant lies @zxtry?

          • zxtry says:

            You can’t be serious. I’ll just name one of the recent ones, when she told greasy Joe that Melissa
            stomped her foot and confronted her about the birthday present when they were outside.
            Her using her “friends” to sell cookbooks w/o asking them, and embellishing personal
            things about them that were none of her business. Rudely spitting out Kathy’s food and insulting her at Kathy’s tasting party.
            Starting another fight on the beach when Kathy wasn’t even talking about her.
            Having to model 20 bikinis for everyone when no one cared. On and on and on. I’m talking about actions, not just lies. So many.
            But you all go ahead and love her while she makes millions exposing her children on
            tabloid covers. And lying about not saying what the articles quote her as saying.

            I don’t intend to get in a big debate about this because I have a life, and thinking about
            RH is a VERY tiny part of it.

            • Housewife Hoe says:

              I believe Antonella asked specifically what the lies were.

              • JD says:

                @HH Hey modeling 20 different bikinis is a HORRIBLE HORRIBLE thing…DUH?

              • Antonella says:

                The stripper DID stamp her foot when she DEMANDED an apology: “using friends to sell cookbooks (even if true), spitting out food, fighting on the beach and trying on 20 swimsuits ARE NOT EXAMPLES OF LYING.

              • Ana Cephaly says:

                Oh! Then the Stripper lied about ever asking for an apology on The View. So, who’s the liar?

              • I find nothing wrong with asking friends to try and sell your cookbooks. That’s like my kids asking their friends parents to buy GS cookies….MHO :-)

              • sd says:

                Kathy was talking about her, she was making a very passive agressive dig at her and she did it on purpose. Unfortunately Teresa is not good at being subtle and went ballistic and made herself look like a lunatic but I think that is exactly what Kathy was going for and I think she did it because Teresa was being all braggy about opening up her own restaurant and stealing her thunder. I have no doubt that was done on purpose, both women acted like babies.

              • belladee says:

                Now I see why some accused Z of being Melissa. If RH is a little part of this person’s life, why are they so concerned with strangers not liking Melissa?

            • JD says:

              WOW…Teresa used her friends to sell cookbooks NOT recipes…could have fooled me.

              • Antonella says:

                I for one bought the cookbook just so I could read the 47 words she said about the stripper car wash, creepy Dickie’s obsession and the copycat stripper. Yes, that’s why I bought the book.

            • Antonella says:

              How sweet. I am glad to hear u have a life, because people without a life are dead.

              FYI, so far, nothing that u pointed out constitutes a single lie, never mind the “constant lies” which u implied earlier. I appreciate the fact that u have such insight considering what a “VERY tiny part of” ur life this is.

            • mesocrazy says:

              Really? We don’t have lives??? For someone so BUSY u took time out 2 write a long boring comment about a delusional girl.. Seems like its personal w u…. HMMMMM.. Team Melissa? Jump now cuz she is going down as NO ONE really likes her! #fact her constant lies r catching up! So it’s awful to spit food out if y don’t like it? Man crucify me now!! Teresa is Honest(not smart enough 2 lie) and her life is open book for most part while Melissa is trying 2 hide all skeletons! Stripper? So much more on her quest for fame.. Melissa needs to GO back to trailer park she came from& bring the Manzos! Love u SH!! Make me giggle!! Ur comments r priceless ! TY!

              • belladee says:

                I admit it! I dont have a life! I sit home and play with my 2yo all day, instead of hiring a nanny and cleaning lady so I can shop all day. Because my dream was to actually be a mommy and not just give birth! By the way, maybe I have been stucking up for myself because I am just hormonal since I am pregnant. If Melissa can use the excuse than I can! :-)

        • Va Fa Napoli says:

          Look melissa’s commenting again. Knockin tre, and stickin up for herself! U know she is itchin to comment since you all are saying bad things about her LOL

          • Va Fa Napoli says:

            That was posted in the wrong place. Wassupposed to be under zxtrys comments :P Callin your man greasy, so we wont think its you, classy.

          • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

            Much as you dislike it People are allowed to Dislike Teresa and not be attacked for it By you.

        • Mesocrazy says:

          Hi Melissa! U must be her or paid by her! IMO ! R u watching the same show as us? I get that everyone is entitled to own opinion but seriously?? Teresa is a liar? Point out a lie? I can tell u a lot of lies said from Melissa.

          • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

            Why is it acceptable to accuse people of being one of the Housewives? isnt that attacking them? mocking them and their opinion?

            • SaraJean14 says:

              I am not “team” anyone because this show is a train wreck (and I live in Jersey), but I don’t agree with zxtrys’ comment of saying “don’t pick on Melissa”…as far as everyone is concerned, everyone is entitled to their opinion. Let’s agree to disagree, because giving orders isn’t nice. And if someone is going to claim anyone on the show is “fill in the blank”…at least have actual instances to back it up with…I can’t claim that Don Caro “hates all of America” and use that as an argument, when I can’t give one instance where she said it..I’m all for a little “back and forth” on here….but I agree with Antonella…if you can make a statement, be prepared for people to ask questions as to how the statement is true….

              • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

                I agree we all have the right to voice a opnion but Its not right to attack someone and say they Must be Melissa or one of Melissa sisters to have that Opinion. I agree if you make a statement u best back it up
                its the accusing posters of being one of the housewives that I have a problem with and I feel its attacking the poster is all. and FTR i am for dsicussing everyone and everything.

              • sd says:

                holy cow Lisa, how many times are we going to be accused of being this or that cast members!!! For what it is worth, I agree whole heartedly with Lisa! Let us all have our own point of view, it keeps life interesting and it gives us a fresh perspective and insight we may not have had but please don’t go after the poster for disagreeing with you!!! It is so wrong and if you truely want to share your point of view and make people see your side it will never happen if you come in guns blazing like that.

              • belladee says:

                SD, I have never accused you or the other one of being Melissa. The people I accuse are not people say they hate teresa or love Melissa. they are the people that come on here swinging. New posters that are outraged and say, WE, the posters, are crazy, dellusional, pathetic, vile, losers, lonely, fat, cowards behind a computer, have no life or have nothing better to do. They say that to us about US, not about Teresa. Do you really think any sane person would come on here so outraged because we dont like someone they like who is a stranger to them? I absoluety respect everyones opinion. I come here for fun, not to get overly emotional and sensitive over someone’s opinion that isnt in line with mine.

              • Antonella says:

                BellaDee is right right right.

              • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

                there is no excuse for accusing someone of being Melissa or one of her sisters is all I am saying. On another site. I have been accused of being Danielle,danielles lesbian lover, Melissa and Melissa lesbian lover along with having my head up several peoples bum. its insulting its nasty and so not necessary and beneath the regular posters here who are fun and delightful people even in the heat of a debate. i know these people come here with guns blazing with tre hate but be the better person and dont stoop to their level by calling them melissa or insisting they must be melissa sisters unless you are 100% sure and have proof they are. im not picking anyone’s opinion apart i just think you all are better people then those who insist posters are one of the HW in disguise tell them they need to up their meds instead thats what i do its shuts them up
                and congrads on the baby belladee

              • sd says:

                Sorry belladee, part of that was a joke Lisa and I had on another thread it didn’t come out right, I just felt bad for Lisa and was trying to stick up for her I didn’t really direct that at you and strangely enough I thought it was someone else accusing Lisa of being a cast memeber I was kind of trying to say what you are saying now. I hope I didn’t make anyone mad it was not really my intent.

              • belladee says:

                Not mad at all. Just didnt want you to know I dont accuse people, like you, who hate Teresa. I can tell who are real regular people posting. A lot of times I will remember an avator and it will be a different screen name and they came on here calling us Idiots. I am sure if I posted on Ms SH’s other HW posts, we would be BFF’s on another series. I read all SH housewives posts, but just comment on NJ. My husband likes Melissa and says Teresa is crazy, but I love him..but he doesnt get any on sunday nights because of that!

              • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

                Im sorry to Its just a pet peeve of mine when people accuse other posters of being a HW or whatever becuase they feel strongly against a character and love another No one has accused me here I dont think if they did I missed But I am routinely accused elsewhere
                People do come in here with piston blazing heck even sometimes we all are that way
                I think most of us are passionate people and sometimes that passion gets the best of us.

        • Dc baby!! says:

          Teresa flipped the table because Danielle was disrespectful in her shore house and said “the book” was full of lies. Then Danielle went on to make more than one sex tape. So Teresa was on point there. Then Danielle brought up her bankruptcy on camera, which started the next fight. I used to think Teresa was violent too and wondered why she had so many “stans”. However, her past “violent” behavior is now understandable considering the circumstances. She was very nice to Danielle at first. She didn’t touch her and she has no record of assault. There are some women who would have punched Danielle in the face. Especially if they had raging hormones.

          By the way, what is with Melissas double talk about the interview and when she was hired? SHE DID NOT CALL TERESA TO TELL HER WHEN SHE OFFICIALLY
          FOUND OUT SHE WAS ON THE SHOW. Period.

          I resent this woman trying to insult the viewers’ intelligence. She appears to be a straight out phony liar. I wish NeNe would get ahold of her.

  11. TV Junkie says:

    morninglaurie, That was the first comment I noticed too, that Melissa got a dig in at Teresa when she said Tre always wanted Gia to be in the spotlight.

    Another thing I noticed was when she went on and on about how she has “always thrown her beautiful birthday parties; it’s what I love to do! It’s one of the reasons I love being a MOM. For as long as I can remember I’ve just always wanted to have babies and do all the beautiful things mommies do! I only have one little girl, so I love to give her everything I can and enjoy these precious baby years for as long as she will let me.”
    THEN, later on in the blog she mentions that she has a list of the vendors and the people that helped with Antonia’s birthday party from the caterpillar to the cake. This is obviously a “comped” party! The vendors “lend” their services in exchange for advertising on MeGo’s site.
    So, Melissa, which is it, did you really give her this beautiful party, or was it comped?

    I can’t even comment on the “advice” she gave to Albie’s girlfriend cause I am laughing my arse off too much at that one!

    • Liz says:

      And then she takes her baby to a fancy restaurant to celebrate his birthday, as if he was an adult with a desert from the menu with a candle on it. she is so full of it!

    • Housewife Hoe says:

      Again, isn’t that what Tre has always done? She goes all out for her kids parties, now all of a sudden MeGo is acting like she’s mom of the year when she throws a comped party for her daughter. And the cake looked like a mini version of Heather Dubrows bow cake.

      • I remember when Tre was on the balls of her a$$, they had the kids party at the pizzeria. Nothing wrong with that….she wasn’t ashamed….she was doing the right thing and I give her a lot of credit…Melissia will drive JoGo right to the poor house and then she will split…..:-)

      • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

        I loved last yrs party at the Pizzaria thats the Guidice family that I like to watch

      • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

        Nothing can top Tre Potoato chip cake for Miliania(?) bd on the Italy cruise that was just god aweful

    • old NJ girl says:

      Antonina had a birthday cake and party in January in Chicago. So is her birthday in July/August or January. Which party was her REAL birthday party and which one was FAKE for the camera? Lookers didn’t have a birthday party for her youngest 1st or 2nd birthday. When he turned 2 a couple of months ago they took him to a nice restaurant for dinner when he had a piece of cake off their desert menu. Lookers just doesn’t know how to tell the truth

      • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

        Honestly I hate to stick up for Melissa since i know she is Hated here But the Birthday party may have been Bravos idea It wouldn’t be the first time they had a party in the wrong month for the show They did it with Kennedy’s party to I believe it was

        • Hate the Wench says:

          Does Melissa let you polish her halo?

          • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

            no need for a snarky comment i don’t particularly like Melissa just made a comment about Bravo staging parties no need for a nasty comment in return

            • Hate the Wench says:

              I’m sorry. You’re probably right. It might have been staged and hopefully it was all comped. They didn’t pay Fabulous Fred for last season’s $50,000 Xmas bash. There was actually a party hosted by Kim D filmed right after or before the Solstice Party where Kim D confronts Melissa about this but of course with the Angels from God getting the good edit it will never make it on screen. WilllovePr attended this bash and talked about it on Twitter.

        • Smartypants says:

          Lisa,
          I do believe it was a Bravo thing too. You know her and joe didn’t pay for this.. I am not a Melissa fan, I can’t stand her, but if someone wants to pay and show my child an over the top party, why not

        • sd says:

          Well to be fair, I am a jan. baby and I can’t tell you how many times when I was a kid that I had presents with old x-mas paper. My b-day alwasys felt like an after thought and everybody was over the holidays and not into my b-day. Now my sister had an Aug. b-day and they were always such a fun deal, kids out of school, pool parties, spend the nights. I was always so jealous, I don’t blame Melissa for having it in Aug. if it wasn’t Bravo’s idea.
          p.s. funny side note, this very jealousy caused me to wrap a snowball in foil and put it in the deep freeze only to thaw it out just enough at one of those Aug. b-day parties and hit my sister in the head with it. It kinda made up for it lol!!

    • Dox3jm says:

      If I remember it right, at the solaces party, wasn’t there a fight about how Teresa didn’t give Joey a birthday present? Teresa stated that Melissa didn’t even throw a party for him! Remember? I don’t remember any birthday party’s that Melissa threw except this one! Teresa has always thrown them for her girls! Melissa is such a liar!

  12. DD says:

    There were little pink “Bravo” signs by the candy. Did anyone else notice that?

    • RealHouseKnife says:

      I’ll have to re watch to catch that. Probably flyers recruiting new housewives after they fire all of their boring, pathetic butts! So I have a proposal, I think that all the Jersey shows should just mesh together to make for better story lines than the worn-out “we hate Teresa, read between the lines” mess the RHWONJ has become. How about Lauren go work for the Glam Fairy or the Jerseylicious salon, and then Snookie and Jwow take the place of MeGo and Catty (that’ll give the Laurita/Manzo clan a run for their money), and they can go to the fashion show of Jersey Couture. Surreal, huh? But better than the junk this wretched (or wenched) show has become.

  13. glaughy says:

    Nice advice Melissa, but we all know you did NOT get Joey G with a fruit basket…

  14. ccmmaahh says:

    She is advising Lindsey to get Albie a fruit basket? What the hell is that about.

    • romoshedint says:

      I don’t know. My hubs has never ever evah told me that things would be perfect around our house as long as I keep up with them fruit baskets. Wth? Maybe she should’ve said a steak dinner. Or Sprinkle cookies??? jk

    • Housewife Hoe says:

      That’s code for BJ.

  15. Sunshine says:

    Melissa is beautiful, it’s her soul that makes her ugly.

    • RealHouseKnife says:

      In all, objective, honesty: no, she is not beautiful. Truthfully. With or without make up, not pretty at all. Not even cute.

    • heather says:

      Melissa is a classic butterface

    • Smartypants says:

      I don’t think she is pretty at all. With makeup she is just okay… Why does she always dress like she is meeting a trick or something… She is so irritating , she bugs the shit out of me.. Why does she have to slam Gia’s talent… Is she jealous of Teresa’s daughter too? That is just plan awkward .. She is going to be one of those mothers that are jealous of her own daughter when she grows up… I can see it already she is just a jelly bean..

      • heather says:

        I guess her and her daughter dancing in front of everyone during season 1 was not putting Antonia in the spotlight.

  16. Melissa’s blog was obviously done under the advice of counsel (aka her garage-band PR firm). Play nice, Kisses to the sky, with just enough digs in to show her true feelings. It would be nice if these so-called ladies spent more time actually working and building their brands instead of basing their air time on gang-banging one person. The fact is, her husband is, for better or worse, more interesting than she is, period. Her sisters are even less interesting.

  17. ChiaPet says:

    Everyone is always in Teresa’s business not the other way. From what purses Teresa carry’s to the way she handles her kids to her finances … her family her husband….ETC

  18. Doesn’t anybody remember when Melissa was gay and had a butch haircut? She needs all the makeup she can get. Pictures are somewhere online.

    • Antonella says:

      She was really wondering why froggy and sweaty Rosie didn’t invite her to the Gay bar.

  19. ViewerLainie says:

    I don’t mean to be indelicate, but after seeing Meho’s mom and aunts, and having seen her sisters, I do really believe she has a different father. She appears to either be part hispanic or black. Not that this matters, I can’t stand her for who she is not what she looks like; but I am always surprised when I hear people say Teresa is jealous of Melissa’s looks because I do think Tree is much prettier.

  20. kel says:

    Mego looks very boyish to me, without her makeup. She is the type that could easily put on a suit and hat and pass as a young man. I think the spray tanning actually does nothing for her, there’s no natural blush to her cheeks or pinkness to her lips. She is just monochromatic. I wish these broads would stop with the tanning already!

    • Hate the Wench says:

      And I don’t get where people think she’s a hotter younger version of Tre? Flat celullite ass, those awful implants with the Grand Canyon between them, no hips? IDK I don’t see it sorry.

      • Kimmy C says:

        I agree with you – my husband said it too – he saw her and said “ewww, she has the body of a 12 year old boy” hahahahah. Those bolt-ons are so obviously fake. Isn’t there an upcoming scene where Meho compare her breasts with Kathy’s and says “Mine are real” GTFO.

        When Caroline said that “She’s a younger prettier version of Teresa” I thought Whaaaat? What a joke. She just said that to hurt Teresa. Just a dig. She will say anything to hurt Teresa. So sad. But Mike Tyson can rape a woman, go to jail, beat his wife and bite off an ear, but HE is welcome at the Manzo’s house for dinner. Yeah and T is so terrible that she can’t forgive her. Whatever.

  21. cacao says:

    I dont understand why they say MeHo is prettier.
    Tree’s hair and forehead sucks but she’s got beautiful features while Melissa looks like an ant.

  22. @anita_bonitita says:

    I believe the sprinkle cookies incident was the one to spark her attack on Teresa. This incident is not one that she should kid around especially when this was the beginning of her mission to destroy Teresa. There have been several episodes on this season and on the last where Melissa brings it up. She is passive aggressive and wants to convince everyone that she is so sweet and nice. We see her for exactly who she is, a coniving witch with a little man syndrome of a husband! Enough get them off my screen!

  23. cacao says:

    She’s sooooooo delusional!
    Melissa and Catty keep making passive aggressive digs about Teresa. They just can’t help themselves! Im loving it haha

  24. RichmondVA says:

    MeGo is getting her a*% handed to her by commenters on her bravo blog. This brings a smile to my face :) . She really does think the viewing audience are a bunch of idiots. She tries to throw digs that will make Teresa blow up so she can look like the saint and Teresa can look like the wackadoo. I feel like she said the sprinkle cookies comment hoping to get the same reaction that she did out of her at the Solcist (sp?) party when she used the word ‘Jail’ after being asked not to. Did any of y’all notice the sh*& eating grin she had after making the cookie comment? I think it was her way of letting Teresa know that she was still going to try to take her down.
    Since we have been asked to “Read between the lines,” I am going to give it a try! I keep waiting for that AHA moment where I see the terrible thing that Teresa has done this season to deserve the treatment she got from a past friend and family at the season 3 reunion. We have yet to see it and I don’t think we are going to. For her family to try and pretend they want to work it out only to turn around and dog her at the reunion- HEARTLESS. Caroline, Kathy, Melissa- You just don’t treat people like that. It is no wonder why she does not speak to them….but I’m just a dumb viewer with no life (wink wink) reading between the lines.

  25. Once upon a time there lived a boy named Joey. Joey had a sister he idolized. Everything she did was just wonderful to him. As he grew up he always said “I want to marry a girl just like my sister.” When his sister got married he was heart broken. He didn’t want to share her with anyone. He made the decision to become her husbands friend so he could still be in his sisters life. One day he met this girl(stripper). She looked a lot like his sister. Not as pretty and not as smart but resembled her enough to make joey feel that if he married her he could mold her into a look-a-like of his sister.Her name was Mel. The only thing that really resembled His sister was she had dark hair….Joe spent most of his time grooming his wife. He wanted her to cook like his sister. Raise her kids like her sister. Dress like his sister. Talk like his sister. She became as close to being his sister as she could possibly be. She stalked her. Read articles about her. She even got a job at the same place with her. Unfortunately the sister became famous. That was a hard thing to imitate. She decided the only way to do it was to scheme and ass kiss as many people as she could. She figured the only way she really could get on the show would be to stir up drama with the sister and become her enemy. She became friends with people who were jealous of the sister and were going after her horribly. Now deep down Mel hated the sister.(not to deep down). She hated the fact that her husband cared more for his sister then he did his wife. She hated that he made he into something she wasn’t. A good mother,wife,cook and yes somewhat famous. She decided that her husband needed to get over his sister so she schemed once again and lied so her husband had no options but to jump into the mud with his wife. They became “Tre Haters”This story has no end yet. I have a feeling it wont be a happy ever after ending…….Credit goes to Bravo for writing,producing and editing this story for all to see……To be continued……lol…

    • belladee says:

      I know the ending!! Melissa Kills Teresa, skins her, and wears her like last years Versace! She goes to Jail and Lifetime makes a movie about it with Danielle Staub playing Melissa and Mr Gucci playing Joe Gorga!

      • morninglaurie says:

        Thats a great ending! I also saw your post about being pregnant. Congrats and when are you due?

        • belladee says:

          Thanks! End of January, I will have an exact date when I see the Dr. in 2weeks

          • morninglaurie says:

            Nice….

          • RomoSheDiNT says:

            Ooh a baby! :-) Congratulations, belladee!

          • madepiley says:

            Congrats Bella.

            • belladee says:

              I loved that video! I thought Amy Grant was so pretty! I think I was in the 6th grade when it came out and I had my bday party at the roller rink and asked the DJ to play it like 5 times! He rolled his eyes everytime I skated up to his booth!!

          • Antonella says:

            HOLY Shetballs! We’re going to be aunts!! Congrats Belladee. Hey tell hubby that Rosie Pope says he has to get you push jewelry. The bigger the better!! The jewerly not the baby!

            • RomoSheDiNT says:

              Omg Antonella, wth on that show?! Some of those people on there are cra cra clueless! Rosie and LT crack me up though!

            • belladee says:

              Maybe he can combine it with the push gift he gave me for the last kid. nothing + nothing = even bigger nothing!! LOL

              • Antonella says:

                I never knew there was such a thing. I don’t want to tell u what my BF said when I mentioned it. But I’m pretty sure he came from the same school of thought as urs.

              • belladee says:

                oh, I knew there was such a thing and made sure he knew there was such a thing. Every time I bring it up he says, my money is your money, buy it yourself because everything I buy for you gets returned. The man has a point!

          • Tum Pluckered says:

            that’s lovely! congratulations on your blessing!!

          • Congratulations, Belladee! Fantastic news! :)

            • belladee says:

              Thanks! still a secret from friends and family, so you all are the first to know! (besides hubby and my mom). So according to melissa, dont mess with a pregnant girl! LOL

    • RealHouseKnife says:

      OMG sooooooo creepy yet sooooooo true!

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