July 4, 2012 3:15 pm
Thanks for building my parents somewhere to live, Joe… you’re too good to me!
Your parents?? I’m buildin’ this for a place to smoke my giant hams and sausages… your parents can keep stayin’ in da basement!
So, are you gonna let your own parents keep sleepin’ next to the furnace, Tree?
It’s good for dem! They like to keep warm…
Uh, so why are we here? Anyone know? We got two houses to sell… and I got my singin’ career to get off the ground. We can’t waste our time hangin’ out witchu people like we used to!
UHHHHH…. wow… uh…
I can take dis one, Kath! Here’s why: ’cause MissAndy told me to film wit as many of youz as I can…. and whatever he says you all know dat you gotta do it… includin’ makin’ ME da breakout star of New Jersey!
I thought I was the breakout star of New Jersey!
YOU? Da “breakout STAR”?
Well, yeah! Why can’t I be the “breakout star”???
Do youz remember da first time I decked you, Jack-q-lin? Don’t make me move from this chair…
So Ma… what yer tellin’ me is that YOU are NOT my mother?
Daz right, Rosie! Your Aunt Ricotta gave you to me in exchange for socks…. good wool socks. TWO pair!
Whatter you lookin’ so sad about red shirt?
I got YOU from Grandma St. Elmo de Parma… she gimme $17.46 to take YOU, red shirt! Dat was alotta money back den! We lived-a like-a kings… for two days!
You know dat I gotta go see some guy about your uncle… and I can’t take you.
OK. So, why are you even tellin’ me?
Dey just needed some extra footage for da show. Don’t ask so many questions, Gia! Besides, you’ll thank me for all this when you’re older…
So, ain’t Twitter great?? Howz your twitter thing goin’, Colonel?? You remember…your twitter account where I set you up to make you a big advice guy?
Yeah… THAT didn’t pan out like you thought it would. No one asked Colonel Grippe any questions… they all just made fun of my last name: TrippyGrippe… SippyGrippe… LippyGrippe… DippyGrippe… FlippyGrippe… GimmeGrippe… ZippyGrippe… CreepyGrippe…HippieGrippe… What the hell are you doin’ on twatter anyway?
It’s a great way to stay personal wit alla my fans! AND… I gotta get rid of all that acne cream that’s crammed into your old guest bedroom. Sorry for makin’ you and Mom sleep in CJ’s room under his aquarium… is it still leaking?
HEY!! Look!!! I’m wit my gay sister, Rosie! In a GAY bar!!
Gee, Rosie… If I woulda known you was gay before, you KNOW I woulda taken you to a gay bar sooner!!
Yeah, my sister, who is now 57 years old, had no idea I was gay! MissAndy Cohen had to tell her to like me!
Mr. New Jersey psycho doctor, can you fix my brother?
I told youz, Tree… I don’t need no fixin’! Everything’s good wit me… it’s YOU who needs da fixin’…
I’m lookin’ at youz right now, and I CANNOT BELIEVE you are saying dat! Are youz SERIOUS… are youz SERIOUS… are youz SERIOUS??? JOE! ARE YOUZ SERIOUS?!
OK… stop! The two-a youz STOP! I’m da doctor here. Now… tell me why youz wanna see me.
Dis is why we’re here… UH, ‘scue me, Tree. But, look at Mr. New Jersey doctor, Tree! You’re really cute, Mr. New Jersey doctor! Have you looked at him, Tree??? He got da same wonky eye like our Andy!!
OK… stop wit da compliments. My wonky eye is da only reason I got youz for patients. Here’s a spoiler alert for youz: Bravo will be featuring people wit wonky eyes on all der shows… along wit all da gays dey can find! Now… why are youz here??
We’re here because of YOU, brother! You been stealin’ my new word that I learned! It took me TEN months to learn dat word and you ain’t takin’ it from me for Melissa to use!
Are youz KIDDING ME…are youz KIDDING ME… are youz KIDDING ME? Are you gonna lie to Mr. New Jersey psycho doctor and tell him dat you dit-ent take my new word… “Malicious”???
OK… so I took your word. Big deal! It sounds like you’re sayin’ “Melissa” anyway! Didja ever think of dat… huh??? It fits better wit Melissa anywayz… “Malicious Melissa”.
OK… we’re done here. Youz twoz are morons. Git the hell outta my office. OH… before youz two go, tell Andy ‘thanks’ millions for the ‘exposure’… thanks a lot. Can’t wait for all my colleagues to see this! And some advice: DON’T go to Napa… and “Malicious” DOES sound better with Melissa. Now git out! Yer done… you can leave! SECURITY!!
haha genius again
Is that JoGo’s evil eye shirt or something? He wore that same ugly azz shirt when he had his meeting with Teresa last season. I bet Malicious Melissa cast her bi+ch spell on it. Yep, I saw her!
Great recap, MsSH! I really missed these.
So the Manzo boys were copying you when they were playing off Jax and Tre at Megos party..It proves they do read here….BTW Great job SH… LMAO!
They were not funny at all though. I did not understand what the hell they were saying. I would rather have heard what Jaq and Tre were saying. Jaq is really losing it. She looked so angry at that party. When you say you do not want to be someone’s friend anymore, usually they stay away. Dumb Jaq seemed shocked by this. She is SOOO jealous of Tre, and Tre was great on this episode.
Lol! Love it!!
Great recap! The colonel and Caroline were hilarious!
omg !!! now I have to write something ! u’re making me laugh so much !!! spending time in hospital is not so nice but reading your articles makes me forget where I’m at the moment.. and just let u know – I’m reader from Poland
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lemon: Witam! So glad to hear from someone who lives in Poland! TFC!!! SH
wow, how nice to see Polish “welcome” and thank u for such a great source of information and fun – SH
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Oh wow lemonmarabou jak sie masz? I hope you get out of that hospital soon.
I’m staying with my daughter, she’s 6 years old and that’s necessary and believe me – conversations with other parents are getting so exhausting – they talk mostly about incurable diseases and their problems so I need to have my moments with SH to forget and go far far away with my thoughts . We’re getting out in a few days .
Oh dear, I’m sorry to hear about your daughter. I hope she gets well soon! Do you at least have a TV in there to watch the HWs?
I’d have to agree, I’ve been in a cast all summer after having knee surgery, and the goofy sense of humor on this blog always brightens up my day
Well rumor has it that Jac and the Don are going to be replaced by Heather Robinson. I guess Don Caro’s plan to get Tre booted off the show has backfired. She should try to make up with Tre!!
Like I said before, it has to do with what they did. Jax broke two contractual things, one was to not show up to the reunion (they don’t want people to start missing the reunion and say that they are using the Jax option, they need to punish her) and two she spilled alot about this season well before the show started. In fact they could have scraped season 4 and just showed the Posch fashion incident and start filming season 5. And in regard to Caroline she’s played out for one and two I bet anything she is trying to get Lauren to be a housewife (see how she always brings her along all the time when its supposed to be the housewives) and Bravo doesn’t want it.
Caroline lost big time because she spent most of her time trying to be the “godmother” of the group and Teresa went on her way to make money. They are all jealous of Teresa who will get her own show eventually. And besides this is a good thing for Jax and Caroline. Jax and her husband may be in serious trouble in the multimilion fraud that they did and Caroline and the Brownstone is leveraged to the hilt.
I hope something like that that happens! I can’t take any more of the Manzos! Is Heather the tatted chick Kathy hangs with?
LMAO
Frigging awesome!
This was the highlight of my day (because it hasn’t started and I can’t imagine laughing more than I just did now…for the rest of my work day)
1) I thought Juicy with his girls trying to stucco was priceless. He must have patience of a saint. My father would have swatted me upside the head. 2) When Tre & Joey were coming out of the therapist office and the sound was still on – did you catch Joey – he was utterly mean to Tre. He is a total fake and comes on the camera totally different. I absolutely don’t like him at all anymore and I fast forwarded through all his parts after that. 3) I just watched part of Jax & her Dad. WTF what father would even want to hear that load of crap. Boy was her face lookn terrible. 4) Kathie & Rosie on the prowl – I don’t need to see that, I don’t want to see that and if Bravo continues to make RHONJ a gay show, I definitely won’t watch it. Live and let live is my motto – but don’t shove it down my throat or I’ll revolt. As stated in another article Ashlee is filming the next season already so it looks like Jax and probably all the Manzoids are still in it so I guess I’ll be moving on because with them on this show – it’s just too upsetting to watch.
Maybe she is filming for this season still. I doubt they are filming season 5. If they are then I hope the Laurita bankruptcy is shown they go to court this week.
Hahaha!!! Great captions! Love the ones with Mrs. P.
I am so sick of Bravo’s storyline about gay Rosie! Why are they exploiting this woman? Why is her family encouraging them to exploit her? Shame on you Kathy!!!
It’s sad to be such famewhores that you are willing to throw someone like Rosie to the wolves for fame and money. I would never allow this for my sister! The gay bar scene was disgusting just like the hot tub scene was.
Andy is now in the business of exploiting and humiliating gays. Proud of yourself Andy? He’s a pathetic little man imo.
This cracks me up! Love it SH!
Lemon, please know your in my meditations. I don’t share this often, but if you like I can send you some Reiki if you would like. Look it up. It does work.
Now the part I don’t want to share. A lot of my family speaks as you wrote. I grew up in California, the Bay Area. For the longest time I could never figure out who the “youins” were, but “they” were always coming to Sunday dinner, or the holidays. And Grandma Annie was always asking us if “youins” coming back. How the heck would we know! I just figured that my family love the “youins” a lot but never knew what they were up to and we did , because the answer was always yes.