July 1, 2012 11:40 pm
Lord of the Housewives, Miss Andy Cohen, really did a super-secret double-jeopardy surprise on all the Housewives viewers!!
MissAndy revealed a brand new New Jersey Housewife on tonight’s Real Housewives of New Jersey!!!
With how talkative MissAndy tends to be, keeping this new Housewife a secret HAD to be one of the most difficult things for him do do!
MissAndy revealed the new addition to the New Jersey Housewives with no fanfare and no warning! She was just there… right smack on the screen!
IT’S NEW HOUSEWIFE CONNIE MARIA “TINY” DeMOZZAREL …
CONNIE comes with complimentary roasting chickens attached to each shoulder… ya know, in case someone wants just a lil antipasto. Bein’ the new Housewife, Connie knows she has to accommodate those verocious New Jersey appetites…
More photos of New New Jersey Housewife…
NOTE: WHOEVER did Tree’s lips should be fired immediately! Whoever did Tree’s lacquered hair should be fired immediately! Whoever did Tree’s eyeshadow should be fired immediately! BUT… WHOEVER told Tree that she was putting on a knock-out dress should be banned from ever making a decision about anything ever again! Even a decision as to what type of toast to make… no decisions, EVER!! The person who DESIGNED the dress should be made to wear that dress for FIVE years straight.
Look at that dress!!! It has two live chickens hangin’ out of the arms!!! And someone told Tree that this dress would look fabulous on her???
Note to Tree: Someone’s trying to sabotage you!! You been warned!