July 1, 2012 11:40 pm
Lord of the Housewives, Miss Andy Cohen, really did a super-secret double-jeopardy surprise on all the Housewives viewers!!
MissAndy revealed a brand new New Jersey Housewife on tonight’s Real Housewives of New Jersey!!!
With how talkative MissAndy tends to be, keeping this new Housewife a secret HAD to be one of the most difficult things for him do do!
MissAndy revealed the new addition to the New Jersey Housewives with no fanfare and no warning! She was just there… right smack on the screen!
IT’S NEW HOUSEWIFE CONNIE MARIA “TINY” DeMOZZAREL …
CONNIE comes with complimentary roasting chickens attached to each shoulder… ya know, in case someone wants just a lil antipasto. Bein’ the new Housewife, Connie knows she has to accommodate those verocious New Jersey appetites…
More photos of New New Jersey Housewife…
NOTE: WHOEVER did Tree’s lips should be fired immediately! Whoever did Tree’s lacquered hair should be fired immediately! Whoever did Tree’s eyeshadow should be fired immediately! BUT… WHOEVER told Tree that she was putting on a knock-out dress should be banned from ever making a decision about anything ever again! Even a decision as to what type of toast to make… no decisions, EVER!! The person who DESIGNED the dress should be made to wear that dress for FIVE years straight.
Look at that dress!!! It has two live chickens hangin’ out of the arms!!! And someone told Tree that this dress would look fabulous on her???
Note to Tree: Someone’s trying to sabotage you!! You been warned!
You got me MS SH….LOL
She has no money but dresses in these outlandish outfits with professional makeup and hair,
new in every scene. Someone needs to get her a new stylist.
Feathers on the shoulder? Really?
Her makeup aged her like 30 years and did something funky with the width of her nose!
The dress looks like a swiss milkmaid was raped by a rooster. Hair by Annette Funacello. makeup by someone who hates her.
lol gessie good one!!!!
LOL!
Am I the one only who thinks zxtry is melissa in disguise?
you seem to only bash teresa, praise caro and jaq…. usually your the first to say something bad in a teresa post…. just sayin’
Then allot of us must be Melissa in disguise!
I agree that Melissa , Jax and their family members visit here often and post. I was immediately blocked on twitter by almost all and follow by Melissa. I am sure it has to do with reading this site, because I didnt say much to get blocked and I never get nasty to them. I think Lysa and Bonnie are definatly active on here. When someone comes on here startingf with “what is wrong with you people” or “you are all as vile and dellusional as Teresa” It’s someone that in directly involved. I just cant imagine someone that doesn’t know they coming at a stranger they way they do about someone they dont know.
belladee: Re twitter… SH has not interacted with NJ HWs and RARELY with ANY Housewife on twitter, that is what is so bizarre! The only exchanges via twitter were when @ChrisManzo tweeted SH and SH answered him and knocked the crap outta him… and he ran!
If you missed it, read! It’s hilarious: http://stoopidhousewives.com/2012/05/14/celebrity-apprentice-aubrey-oday-clay-aiken-arsenio-hall-whos-gonna-get-fingered-by-trump-nene-gotz-a-j-o-b-a-manzoid-goes-after-sh-and-loses-finds-he-is-no-match/ TFC!! SH
Honestly It’s real annoying to be accused of being one of the HW in disguise just because they like/dislike someone I dislike Teresa with a passion doesn’t mean I am anyone but a office worker in Hawaii.
lisa: Don’t worry about that! Everyone at SH KNOWS you are not any one of those moronic HWs!! TFC!! SH
I know But I was referring to the above poster who accused another poster of being Melissa just because she disliked Teresa
lisa: No problem! TFC!! SH
She said Lysa, not Lisa.
I know I was talking about the poster above that accused someone of being Melissa just because she dislikes Teresa
Amen Lisa the Irish Dragon! I don’t like Teresa at all, just because I personally feel she is a fame whore. I do like Carolyn just because she actually speaks whats on her mind. I am not a big fan of Jacqueline because she does try and play peacemaker which always ends badly! So I think she needs to stay outta things. But this is a Reality TV Show if we all loved the same characters and nobody had issues with Teresa then nobody would watch the show or comment on SH.com! Don’t mean a whole hoard of us are secretly HW in disguise!
That had to be the ugliest hair/makeup/outfit/face I’ve ever seen on this show, and that’s sayin’ a lot!!!!!!!! What was she thinking???????
Is she drunk?!?!
she was when she got dressed
Lol. She probably just had “coffee” @ jax house.
I wonder if she may be on medication to get her through this bullying. I know I would be! I have never seen Teresa drunk on any of the episodes, but anything’s possible!
she looks like she has sampled some of rosies stash
is she gonna take flight
Brilliant Teresa! I can’t wait to see MeGo copy this look ( cause that’s the only way to justify it ). Good Lord, Chris March would be proud.
LOL I know right? I love my Tree, but I have to admit, this get-up was hideous. You can bet that Mel will copy it tho!
Maybe Teresa is willing to humiliate herself by dressing like this because she hopes Melissa will copy her.
LOL Yeah.
I ADORE the wallpaper by the way. This is my favorite pic of Chuck.
LMAO!! More like “ChuckY!!” ;P
My grandfather used to have chickens and I swear this is true. If one of the dog killed a chicken he would tie it around their necks until it got ripe. He swore once he did that they ever ever killed another one of his chickens. So I guess the guestion is, has Teresa been killing chickens??!! lol
300 chickens died for this atrocity to occur.
Is it just me or does Teresa always talk with her hands and say, “You know?”
It drives my gears to hear and see her talk.
The WHOLE get up was bad.
I wonder what Joe said?
“Hey, Tree, what do youz gotta whole chicken coop ova der!”
I was thinking Halloween! Yikes!
Why can’t Tre keep here eyes open? What’s she been smoking??
What the hell is that?
This took me for a loop when I saw it. I was wondering what was going through her mind when she saw herself in the mirror. If Melissa copies her, then Tre is a genius, that has to be the reason.
Buck: LOL!! Looked like a 40-year OLDER version of Tree!! TFC!! SH
You’re killing my eyes with these close up background pictures.
I generally don’t talk to my television but when she came on with that, my jaw dropped and I talked to the tv thinking she could hear me saying WHAT THE F?
I thought the same thing. I was like “Who is that? Is this old TTC footage?” It came out of no where. LOL It really did not look like her at all. I can’t wait for Mego to copy.
I know right? As soon as she came on the screen I wondered what she was thinking to wear that fugly dress?!
On another blog website there is a poster who is from their hometown and has friends who know Teresa, Jac and the Manzo’s. She says that designers give dresses and accessories to Teresa to wear on the show to advertise their stuff. It makes sense to me. This is very common in Hollywood with actresses wearing designer clothes, jewelry that are all comped in exchange for the publicity and camera time that the stuff will get.
OMG! That was so funny! I was actually get P’d because I thought you were going to say Heather! Lol! Bout peed my pants!
The dress is a Mazzello and ugly as sin but its getting attention.
http://www.appareladdiction.com/Pascucci_Mazzello_Feather_Dress_in_Black_p/pas-ch162b.htm
A $250 dress yeah Tre is soooo poor!
She looks like she stepped out of the “Jerseylicous” show. YUCK!
Tre, lesson #1 is less is more.
Lol MsSH! Maybe Tre has to go undercover as Connie Maria “Tiny” DeMOZZAREL in her voodoo dress to keep cra cra Jax away from her.
Making a fascinator as I type.
Lol, that will help mash down her helmet hair!
Bock bock bock, bockok…is all that runs through my mind. (However you spell it)
If thems is dead chicken feathers plastered on that dress then yall know they came from that santeria high priestess.
LMAO ! Who the hell is responsible for that monstrosity?
Where’s PETA with all the dead Birds on her dress!
Thems wuz just donated feathers. Collected from birds with nervous conditions.
Oh so from birds who had been forced to watch the Real Housewives franchise!
hahaha. Hey @retailcrazyworld, no worries, Chris Laurita paid for the dress with money he allegedly embezzled.
Shush Jax told Teresa that in confidence, that’s why she shared it on national TV!
Beyond the dress and makeup (which are hideous), certainly Tre could afford a laser treatment on her hairline?! When the show first came on, it was the first thing I noticed. Sadly, it appears to be a genetic trait, as well. Geez, just DO something about it, already! She does have pretty eyes under all the caked-on makeup . . .
She wears more makeup then a drag queen. Even they are going wow to much girl to much!
LMAO, retailcrazyworld! So true!!
Off subject here but why is everyone so obsessed with Teresa’s purse or purses? They come off as being jealous and petty.
…and they’re probably faux anyway…who cares
How does someone like JoGorga know enough to say that the purse is expensive? It’s one thing for Chuckie to notice, but the ummpa lumpa knows purses? Seriously?
Maybe he goes shopping for purses to go witht he dresses when he dresses in drag..no way are those Melissa dresses
HAHA, that is so so so true. Ok, I take it back, JoGorgs would know about purses and dresses and shoes. Juicy was right, his name is Josephine and he is Teresa’s sister.
You know if a man is well versed in designers you know he is gay,You do remember that scene in Legally blond
One of my all time fav movies, the pool boy knew about last year’s prada shoes.
yes a Warner just thought htey were black shoes,I did have some doubts about what team Warner batted for
As told by Missy
This post is hysterical, Ms SH! Before I read everyone’s comments, I was thinking “did she buy a bedazzler and glue the stork (blue herron) feather to her dress, thinking she’s going to give it a try in the fashion world? As my Grandmother used to say, “Lord, love a duck!”
duffy: Could not believe she actually looked in the mirror before being filmed! If you like the post, please tweet it… and talk about it! TFC!! SH
I will!
Thanks, Ms SH!
She looked like a villian from Mad Max! So much eye make up she couldn’t hold them open. Wow. Does she have no say in how she looks? This is just really sad.
ha…i remember that
Poor Teresa!!
She has the most unfortunate forehead I’ve ever seen. It’s so low it makes her look like a Neanderthal woman. IMO her hair is far worse than the fugly dress.
Isn’t there some way to remove about 3 inches of hair around her face? She looks like her hair is sliding down into her eyes and it’s getting worse all the time.
Also, her brother knows how much her purses cost because his wifey-poo tells him! She’s constantly berating everything T does in her own petty passive agressive way. MeGo is the biggest shitestirrer on the whole show imo.
Yeah she should make a trip to NY to see ex house of NYC Cindy and get some hair removal!
Maybe she can donate to her brother for his next session of hair plugs
Yeah she has to much and he is going bald! Go figure……
LOL Antonella!
Great idea!
I watched a documentary on Marilyn Monroe once and apparently she had the same problem, so they did some painful procedure to increase her forehead. Now that was like 60 years ago, I’m sure they have advancements like laser hair removal or something she could do. Or if all else fails, she could always get bangs.
I don’t know, but my brother never cared about my purses. That’s just a strange thing for him to say. Obvious that Melissa put THAT bug in his ear!
Someone mentioned her purses a couple episodes ago, saying she always had the latest Fendi Bags. It was Malissa but I can’t remember who said it!
It wasn’t Malissa but I can’t remember who it was, maybe it was Lauren!
And that was a Louis Vuitton Bag so your talking $2k…………
It was Caroline see below
Maybe she was sending a message to the rest of ‘em…..”birds of a feather flock together!” LOL !
Caroline said nice purse to Teresa as she was leaving Jax patio after the ambush.
I wanna say at field day Lauren said something about Tre’s always having the latest bags!
I think that was in the hotel room in Chicago when they (Carowhine, Lapband & BGG) were discussing the magazine article about Teresa being terrified of being poor.
You’re Right, and its true she never wears the same outfit twice, or bag.
and they are probably comped for the exposure….after all who gets more exposure than Tre (in reality tv land…..possibly in all of tv land). and her stupid relatives only give her access to more endorsement ideas by constantly mentioning it…..Louis Vuitton must be verrrry happy right now!
I wonder what Gia thought of this outfit? “Really Mom?”
I’m stealing verocious as a word. It’s like the lovechild of voracious and ferocious, and perfectly describes me at the dinner table after a long day
There’s def a procedure for that 2 head. Please do it. D:
When this talking head popped up it scared me…I actually said out loud “who IS that?”…Maybe she was going to a drag show? Whoever let her go anywhere (let alone out of the house) like that should be fired!
what kind of world is this?
Was this Teresa’s Heckyll look or her Jyde look? I also burst out with hives when this out-of-nowhere, scaring-young-children talking head popped up. She looks frightening.
Something out of The Munsters Meets Porn? Ghastly!