July 2, 2012 1:30 pm Next week’s RHONJ!! Poor MeGo! Missy is tryin’ her best to become a double-threat… and it just ain’t workin’!! Missy isn’t even a SINGLE threat yet!
NOTE: Missy spent two minutes with Chris Judd… the rest of the time spent posin’ for photos!
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She’s DYING to be J Lo. I predict she’ll soon have an affair with a tiny, but talented Puerto Rican man. Watch for it.
lmao!!
OH good Lord, u just described Marc Anthony!!
Copy Teresa in everything she does….. Check
Copy jlo in everything she does….. Let’s see
Can’t sing… Check but compared to mego jlo is the next Mariah Carey lol
Acting…. Check
Dance like her… Epic fail
Sleep with Chris…. Maybe? Didn’t she supposedly sleep with juicy?
To bad Chris Judd is gay.
I thought Chris Judd is a former husband of Jlo?
He was her Second hubby i think
I soooo agree – you can see it in her eyes!!!! She is searching!!
From her appearance on WWHL I would say that the first thing she has to overcome is being able to sing and dance at the same time.
I would say that she has to learn to do one of those things separately before she could even dream of doing them simultaneously.
Bwah ha ha ha haaaa! True!!
Melissa needs to stop wasting time…its not gonna happen…how old is she?
I don’t blame MeGo for spending the majority of the time taking pics. Clearly she’s not going to learn to dance. She might as well take tons of pics and lie about it later. It’s the only thing a delusional wanna be has.
I blame JoGo for MeGo not being able to dance. Have you SEEN a dance studio in their basement?? NOOO! Has he put one into any of the warehouses he converts to luxury condos?? NOOO! Did he bring tigers to the FIRST launch party for On Display–y’know, the one where the BLK was launched, unleashing the Moronzo boys to take the world by storm–the one where MeGo totally castrates JoGo by saying it’s “half-assed”??? NOOO!
I rest my case!
Wait — you mean it’s not Teresa’s fault?
What is with her attitude? I’m laughing at Chris Judd’s face cause he’s trying not to show the ‘what the f**k is wrong with this woman?’ look. That MJ to MeGo statement is really quite disturbing. Her voice, the inflection. Is she really that delusional?
DMB: MeGo was busy taking photos! TFC!! SH
It seems she knows she isn’t that good or confident and it shows when she gets in front of people – she reminds of a little kid whose parents coax them into singing for family members, that same timid not sure what I’m doing stuff – her head and talent aren’t connecting cause she ain got it – most really good dancers ie: MJ – has the god given talent and isn’t afraid to be on a stage and show it!!
Maybe she is waiting for someone to flash some $$$ before she can dance. Just like the good old days back at Lookers.
Was she really a stripper? Because she can’t dance I thought she was going to dance like danielle did back in season one lol
IF melissa really had any talent she did not need to worm her way onto this show. Never have there been so many shows as there are now looking for talented amateurs in singing and in dancing. Instead of ruining the Sr. Gorgas life why didn’t she show her great talent to American Idol or the Voice.
Great point and perspective!!
Teresa stated that in one of her blogs last season. Melissa would not even make it on screen
When watching this clip, it looked like Melissa was expecting Judd to say “Wow! Great Moves, you are a natural!”….when this was not his response, she looked confused. Melissa needs to slow down and perhaps take both voice and dance lessons, rather than just think that she is already a star.
There is nothing wrong with having a “dream”. But achieving ones dreams takes a lot of work, patience and experience. But, lets face it, she is still far more talented than Countless and Kim! LOL
No, Melissa needs someone to tell her the truth. D.J play my song cause I can’t sing live!
I wonder how much money her husband had to pay for this disaster?
No wonder they’re selling off their houses. He’s spent a fortune on her delusional, make believe career. The woman has no, zero, zilch, nada, talent,
Not only is she untalented, she’s fugly, mean, sneaky, delusional and she has children and a husband. She needs to grow the ef up and stop wasting her husband’s hard earned money!
@Lisbeth, it’s not like she’s worried that her kids might actually get to college. Chuckie already told MeGo what to do to get the little girl married off out of high school and the boys can dig ditches like their father.
I have to say Jackie’s glamourshot photo looks very fetching; she has an early Stevie Nicks’ eye vibe going on — very nice.
Has she had her nose done?
Mego most likely heard Taylor Swift sing and said, “Hell I can do that. Off pitch it is.” LOL Go away Mego you have no talent.
If she was so talented…why did she wait until she was in her mid 30s (?) to start a “singing career”? Obviously, it’s because she needed a wealthy husband to pay for everything, because nobody with any ounce of their hearing left would sign her! It’s one thing to be able to sing on key…and it’s another to have actual talent and range…Mego you have neither of those two!
I think she needed to muscle her way onto a show her sister-in-law was on before she had the platform to launch her so-called singing career.
She said she used to sing to her father all the time, why didn’t her parents help her pursue her career! Most talented singers today started really young in talent shows or whatever.
FEBUS: Formerly Employed Bartender…Unable to Sing!!
LMAO
Good one
I like this definition. Does anybody else think it is obnoxious at the start of the show when Melissa says she is always a knockout? While I think she has a very nice figure, I truly think her face is butt ugly. If she had green paint on it, she would look like the witch who took Toto away in the basket of her bike.
She is definitely a butter face. As in: everything is good but her face.
LOL
When is she going to get the memo that she can’t sing, dance or act. WTF is she that delusional? Chris Judd must have gotten paid a ton of money for the time he spent with her. I can just see the Soul Diggaz watching this now and laughing, they had to synthesize her voice for her song and Chris is going to have to get some puppet strings to help her actually dance.
She dances and sings like the average person – why oh why isn’t anyone telling this women she isn’t that talented – she’s not as ridiculous as the other housewives singing – she can hold a tune but she is NOT superstar material so why is someone like Chris Judd wasting his time – oh air time – so many struggling talented people out there give them the break they deserve – this is housewives show which everyone has already signed on and were successful in their own right – why is everyone selling wine and/or alcohol – writing cook books and curring tracks – stop it! They aren’t talented mixologists, Top Chef or J Lopez -
Jane: Welcome! You are obviously new to SH! ‘Cause we all at SH KNOW that MeGo can’t sing!! Have been sayin’ that for over a year! LOL!! TFC!! SH