SH “HIT AND RUN” MONDAY: Tamra Barney… “BuyMyStains”… Adrienne Maloof…”FireTrauma!!”… PHilton “Appearing On RHOBH?”…

July 2, 2012  11:30 am   UPDATE 4:15 pm

Who wants Tamballs old, used, sweaty, stained items that have been pressed against her skin by the hot California sun?   YOU can actually OWN one of Tamballs castoffs!  Tamballs is selling her smelly rejects on EBay!

NOTE:  Is Tamballs sellin’ off her castoffs to raise money for her upcoming nuptials?  NAH!  Bravo got that covered…probably in exchange for total access to Tamballs and Ellie’s honeymoon!  Can’t wait to see the film and photos!!!

Tamballs will do ANYTHING to keep that Bravo paycheck!!

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 Adrienne Maloof…

People: As one of the stars of Bravo’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Adrienne Maloof is no stranger to drama. But it was a different kind of excitement for the production when a fire broke out across the street from her mansion.

“I looked and saw smoke and I thought it was the barbecue. But all of a sudden the smoke got heavier,” Maloof tells PEOPLE after Friday’s fire.

“I ran to the front and looked out of my front and Lisa’s [old] house was on fire. I went back and started screaming ‘Oh my gosh, we’ve got to get out of here!’”

Maloof was in the middle of filming a scene in her backyard when flames engulfed the former home of her costar Lisa Vanderpump, who sold it last fall for a reported $20 million.

Maloof and neighbors evacuated the community while more than 120 firefighters battled the blaze, whose smoke and flames filled the skies above the tony neighborhood within a matter of minutes.

“The sky went from light gray to dark grey to black and massive flames within seconds. Helicopters and fire trucks and firefighters came rushing into the neighborhood,” Maloof says. “The fire was so close to our gate that I could feel the heat on my face. I was coughing, the kids were crying. I didn’t even have time to take my microphone off. I went into mama gear and I got the kids, the dog, the cat and we went to my mother’s house.”

The fire was contained early Friday evening, but the trauma of witnessing it lingers.    NOTE:  Perhaps Adrienne’s hubbend, Paul, can inject Adrienne with somethin’ for her “trauma”…

“It was crazy that a house of that magnitude could go up in flames so quickly. The fear with a fire like that is you really don’t know how much time you have or how quickly it will move, especially being in the mountain like we are. I have not spoken about the house situation with Lisa yet, though I’m sure she’s a little upset about what happened,” explains Maloof, adding, “What something like this does is it puts into perspective how quickly a disaster can happen and how important it is to be prepared. It reiterated in my mind that I will take those steps to get our house safe for any disaster, fire being one of them.”

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  Real Housewives of Beverly Hills producers… Dave Rupel on left… Doug Ross second on right… 

Talk about planting stories!!!  ROL “exclusive”… Paris Hilton asked to appear on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills finale.  Seriously???

Producers were hopeful Paris would be able to be a part of the finale, which they could have promoted and publicized. Paris definitely would have greatly bolstered the ratings for the finale, but, her schedule just couldn’t accommodate it. Paris’ aunts, Kim and Kyle also wanted her to be on the show, but they completely understand.”

 NOTE:  NONE of the producers are ever named; none of the “sources” are ever named… ROL is becoming a joke.
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17 Responses to SH “HIT AND RUN” MONDAY: Tamra Barney… “BuyMyStains”… Adrienne Maloof…”FireTrauma!!”… PHilton “Appearing On RHOBH?”…

  1. Dee2 says:

    I can definitely see some wrinkled old cross-dresser sitting at home bidding on her “One shoulder leopard dress.” Is this the world we live in? Yes.

  2. smallmiracle says:

    Gretchen’s stuff is up on ebay too

  3. madepiley says:

    So that coldblooded production company didnt set that fire? I guess this means that footage of the blaze taken at just right lighting conditions will not be part of the storyline while the crew just happened to be filming an OUTDOOR party across the street. Surely they wouldn’t do that now would they? surely not. They would never do anything that could get someone hurt now would they? No way, not Evolution. They wouldn’t trash a dead man’s character, and they absolutely would not set a house. no no no.

    • romoshedint says:

      Well you know they did have that seance at Kyle’s that time… that’s all I’m gonna say.

      • madepiley says:

        You mean the one were the girl told Traylor she was headed to a “dark place?”yep I remember.

  4. The dresses are bad enough but the bathing suits….EWWWW. That thing should be put in a red Biohazard bag & destroyed–it has STD written all over it.

  5. Buck Henry says:

    Maybe she is selling her stuff on Ebay because she needs the money. Yes she is making money with Bravo Including Eddie, but it’s expensive in California especially Orange County. And remember she has 4 kids and no telling what is their financial situation (Tamara and Eddie) right now. I still can’t believe he’s marrying her, It won’t last trust me. Also if that is the best Adrienne looks with makeup, she must be very old very old.

    • ninjapanda1 says:

      That pic sucks. It looks like when Paul did her makeup he didn’t blend the funeral putty under those eye sockets. Looks all grey. Paul, honey, you have to blend to make a corpse look presentable. Skin tone color over the putty. Just ask Alexass

    • madepiley says:

      Ya know I have been thinking. If there was anything at all about Eddie that Vicki and Crooks could let slip they would have just to get back at Tamra and take the heat off them. So I am thinking there is nothing OOOOOOR contractually they can’t say.

  6. Wesley!!! says:

    So RHOBH is almost done filming?

  7. Vicky says:

    That bath scene was just creepy!!! What happens when her kids see it – yuk!!!

    • Dee2 (I'm a Hugger) says:

      That scene was a big F-You to Simon. Poor Eddie did not want to go through with it, but she was there and the cameras were there, and it would have been an embarrasment to her if he hadn’t joined her. If ever there was any doubt that she is an exhibitionist…

  8. Medicated Fan says:

    Can you catch STD’s from clothes? Tamra may find herself in a courtroom again.

  9. Vicky says:

    Kyle and Adrienne

  10. duffydan says:

    Uh, fires? Welcome to our world, Adrienne….Colorado is a smokefest…our eyes have been burning for weeks, cannot go outside due to the ash & the hot conditions this early in the year have made it prime for fires…my home state of MT is the same….fires of 100,000 acres in Mt where families who have nothing have lost everything, one in point is one near the Indian Reservations in the SE part of the state….it’s devastating, yeah, tell me about trauma, Adrienne. I kind of get pissy about these stories of the Rich & Famous being oh so close to such devastation when there are so many normal folks have suffured from hurricanes, tornadoes, rain, fires,etc. Go ahead and continue on with your shoe line though…….sorry, had to vent….

    Anywhoo, Tamra’s online selling of her stuff reminds me of Jillz selling her used icky shoes (with her foot prints and dirt in them) a few years back, remember? EEEEWWWWWwwwww!

  11. Medicated Fan says:

    Wow, how did Adrienne manage? The trauma of watching someone else’s house burn down. I am sure the camera crew captured all her angst.

  12. hudsoncountygrl says:

    In that picture Adrienne looks like a wax museum dummy. If Paul did all that work on her, that’s one plastic surgeon I won’t let touch me…Oh yeah, I can afford plastic surgery.

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