SH “HIT AND RUN” FRIDAY: Tonight On ABC’s “20/20″… Ex-Housewife “Hangin’With PornStar”… Jax Laurita “TherapyMistake”… Lisa Vanderpump Friend “Sellin’Manse”… “DesperateDumbazz” Denise Richards… A SH “Thank You”!!

June 29, 2012  10:00 am

NOTE:  Re the segment on “20/20” tonight:  ABC contacted SH yesterday re an item on this site and will give SH credit on the show.  Hopefully, they use the item!  You will be very surprised when you see the Housewife-related person on “20/20″… the subject is “Cheaters”!!   ALSO… it was listed yesterday as a one-hour “20/20″…. it will be a TWO-HOUR show tonight, starting at 9 pm on ABC.

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It’s probably just the way it’s written in the LasVegasTimes… but it sounds like KooKooKelly is hangin’ out with porn star, Mary Carey!  Shouldn’t KKK be in Haiti diggin’ water wells??

“For explosive pyrotechnics this weekend, the emphasis is on the curvy creatures and provocative pulchritude of a slew of brazen beauties led by adult and often-topless actress and California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey. Aiding and abetting her sexy Strip sashays are 2007 Playmate of the Year Sara Underwood, Kelly Bensimon of “The Real Housewives of New York fame and controversial British pop singer and reality TV star Cheryl Cole.”

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Jax Laurita’s new procedure…

“I decided to do Ultherapy when I noticed my neck not firming up the way I wanted it to after my weight loss from my 55 lb. weight gain during my pregnancy. I’m 42 years old, so I’m sure my age has something to do with my lack of elasticity …  Ultherapy for the face and neck actually improves the skin from the inside out by repairing and strengthening existing collagen while naturally stimulating new collagen development.”

So what’s Ultherapy?

It’s a relatively new treatment for firming necks and tightening and lifting jaws, brows, and other parts of the face.The procedure uses focused ultrasound to prompt the growth of collagen under the epidermis.

NOTE:  From Jax’ photo… her “Ultherapy” ain’t workin’!!

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CryptKeeperMohamed Hadid is selling one of his “opulent” Beverly Hills mansions…

Forbes: It sits next to the Beverly Hills Hotel, occupying a single acre. So what does that hefty $58 million price tag fetch?

The French chateau-style house has seven bedrooms and 11 interior bathrooms. There’s a formal reception hall, a 90-foot gallery for displaying art work, formal and informal dining rooms, a family room with bar lounge, a leather-paneled library, and an etched-glass front door. The third-floor master suite has a chandelier-bedecked balcony and dual bathrooms — the “hers” touting a fireplace and the “his” touting a secret staircase leading to a 3,800-square foot rooftop garden.  Hadid also carved out a subterranean level boasting a 5,000-bottle wine cellar with dining room, a ballroom with commercial kitchen that can seat up to 200 guests, a full gym, a 40-person screening room and a 12-car garage. Like Le Belvedere, Hadid included touches likely inspired by his Middle Eastern heritage: a  Moroccan-themed lounge and a Turkish hammam with 30-foot indoor pool and steam room with an attached massage area.

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SH wasn’t the ONLY site calling out MissAndy and DumbazzDesperateDenise Richards!

SeattlePI:  2. Worst Sexual Healing: Things get awkward very quickly on WWHL  when host Andy Cohen decides to dub the evening “Turn Me Tuesday” and challenges his beautiful female guests to “make like Adele and create a ‘Rolling in the Deep'” in his pants despite the fact that he’s gay. Denise Richards is totally game and literally kneels into a freak dance in front of Andy, rubbing her hands way up and way down his thighs, all the while sporting her best super-sexy (aka super-crazy) eyes. Good to see her work on  Wild Things still comes in handy 14 years later.

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Note to ALL SH readers:  THANK YOU!!!  SH hit the OVER 11 Million Mark today!!  

SH would not be SH without readers and especially the readers who take the time to comment… SH has the best, intelligent, witty commenters!!  THANK YOU so much for making SH… SH! 

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(Thanks to SH reader “JR”!!!)