REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: BravoTVBlogs… Caroline Manzo “Jax’ Punch In Face”… Kathy Wakile “WishyWashyWakile Fence Sitting”… Melissa Gorga “Joe’s Weak For Tree”…

June 25, 2012  10:15 am

MELISSA GORGA:    Another Housewife who thinks HW viewers are interested in a recap instead of her “inside” views… MeGo’s passive/aggressive blog… BORING!!

Does everyone see why I love him so much? He said it himself, he’s weak for her whenever she is in front of him and he forgets about everything. That’s a great brother who loves his sister. He would never look at her and turn her away when she finally wants to mend the relationship.

 JoeGorga while playing golf in Punta Cana…  

I know a lot of you are concerned that she is running to Kathy, Joe, and me because things have gone sour with her friends and they don’t want to deal with her anymore. You know what, that may be the case, but to be honest I’m going to give her the chance to prove it. She is family, she is Joe’s only sister. She may need us now, and we won’t turn our backs on her. It’s not our style.

There is love there if she could just get past the competitive BS. I’m going to be optimistic and put my all into the relationship. I really do want it to work. For the first time in my life, I feel like we are both really going to try and fix this. I truly want to enjoy her company and not because I have to, because I want to.

One last thing, when we taped the episode, I referred to when Jacqueline punched Caroline. I had heard about the situation from Teresa, and she has talked about it in previous episodes. But as I have gotten closer to both Jacqueline and Caroline, I learned that at the time Jacqueline was suffering from post-partum depression. I realize now that it was a bad example to give Teresa during our conversation. Post-partum is a very serious issue, and I shouldn’t have referred to it.   NOTE:  Missy throws Tree under the bus… bet Missy was all ears when Tree was telling her about DonCaro and Jax!!

 Melissa Gorga backstage at “On Display” launch… the FIRST launch!

I’m so happy you all love the remix of On Display! It’s my favorite! That was my first song, it’s my baby, and I will never forget what it felt like to hear it on the radio with Ryan Seacrest! Thank you, Jesus!  NOTE:  How delusional is MeGo to think that anyone “loved” her ‘baby’!!!  

 

CAROLINE MANZO:   DonCaro immediately sucks up to MissAndy: Hello again, and for those who celebrated today, Happy Pride!

This is DonCaro’s ENTIRE blog… why bother???

They say when one door closes, another one opens; I think that’s the best way to define tonight’s episode. The tides have certainly changed, and I believe the dynamic of the show will change as well, do you agree?

I felt bad for Jacqueline, but at the same time I was happy for the Gorgas and Wakiles. I meant what I said when I told Kathy and Joe that removing myself from the situation could only help in their healing process with the Giudices. There’s no denying that now as I watch from week to week that my instinct was correct. We’ll see where it goes from here.

I’ve said it a million times, we fight big and we love big, but in the end there’s always forgiveness. I’m happy to see that Joe and Teresa are going to therapy. I don’t know what the outcome was, so I guess I’ll find out when you guys do. I was also happy to see Kathy and Melissa respond in a positive way to T’s request; all you can do is try, right? Baby steps.

One thing I want to address is the Jacqueline/Caroline punch in the face comment. As you all know, we’ve discussed this before and neither Jac or I have tried to hide it.  NOTE:  It’s ‘neither Jac “NOR” I’…  not “OR”…

What bothers me is the fact that it was brought up again, so many years later. This happened over ten years ago, shortly after Jac gave birth to CJ. She was suffering from post partum depression and going through a really tough time. I’m insulted and disappointed that T would use Jac’s suffering as a sticking point. There’s nothing funny about post partum depression, shame on her for that. The bottom line is we forgave and forgot, and we have a wonderful relationship. Yes, we have disagreements from time to time, but it never lasts long. We talk about it and move on, TOGETHER.

Congrats to Melissa on her success with On Display! Every time I watch her reach another goal, I remember how she spoke of her dad and the hopes and dreams he had for her. I can’t imagine how she feels at those moments, bittersweet for sure.

Well, that’s all I have for now, see you next week and as always thank you so much for watching!

KATHY WAKILE:

It seems like there has been an epiphany here in New Jersey overnight. I was certainly skeptical about the shift in sentiment coming from my cousin  Teresa, considering that just a day before (to my surprise) she was on Jacqueline’s deck telling her and Caroline  that I was fake. (Well, not in those exact words.)  NOTE:  It’s “Caroline and ME!!!”  When will these Housewives EVER get “me” and “I” right????

But when she actually did call me and suggest that we meet, I was genuinely happy to hear her voice. I imagine that everyone has their time to feel ready to make amends, and I have always been willing to go in that direction. I wasn’t happy about the tabloid articles, especially that things were said about me that were absolutely untrue and hurtful, but I truly wanted to put those feelings aside and look at the bigger picture.

Our lunch together went well. I was cautiously optimistic and did not want to rock the boat, so I did not ask her about the tabloids. As we all have witnessed in the past, Teresa does not like talking about certain situations, and the last thing I wanted was another big blow-up. It’s always been very confusing for me to read all the negativity that has been written about me and quoted by Teresa. It’s one thing to hear the words being spoken first hand and another to read what someone is saying about you. Only to have it be denied. It’s pretty simple, if you disagree with what a particular tabloid is writing, then why continue to do interviews or “photo shoots” with them?

Maybe I’m just being naive, but wouldn’t that make sense? The problem for me is that I need the people close to me to be honest with me. I’m easy. I cope much easier with the truth. Show me your genuine feelings, good or bad, and I will deal with it. I don’t like to hold a grudge, however, I do get hurt, mostly from disappointment. I thought it would just be best not to pepper the situation in any way and keep it positive. I thought that if things still bothered me in the future, perhaps Teresa and I could talk about it when our relationship was stronger and she wouldn’t feel like I was attacking her. It felt like Teresa was ready to get back to a happier place and so was I. It was a good feeling.

It is so sad for me to see that the Manzo and Laurita families seemed to be the sacrificial lambs in this whole process. After all, they have been wonderful friends, and from the time I first met them, they were always trying to help get us all back together again. Let’s hope that they won’t give up on any of us. You can never have too many caring friends. Let’s all hope for the best, I for one am tired of all the fighting.

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  1. HaLaLa says:

    Caroline is so full of hate and crap it’s pathetic. It’s actually fascinating to see how she did the same thing (and said the same things) to Danielle that she is now saying&doing to Tree. The woman is a broken record and needs to get a new act. She picks a hate target and gets her gang..I mean family together and they crucify that person…Caroline is an evil woman

    • Treasure says:

      It’s almost like she NEEDS to hate somebody in order to feel better about herself. Sad.

      • Yep…she has nothing going for herself and has failed at her attempts to capitalize on the show as Tre has……her jealousy is showing!

        • cattychic says:

          Funny how Caroliar mentions T bringing up Jac punching her in the face (I wish I had seen that btw) but doesn’t mention Mel bringing it up too. Hmmmmm , why am I not surprised.

          • ays. says:

            To be honest I don’t even remember when T said it? I just remember when Melissa said it during her Danielle message confession.

            • cattychic says:

              I’m pretty sure T said it also , but I can’t remember who she said it to.

              • twitterfiend says:

                Teresa said it in her talking head to the camera when she said that she should have punched Jacqueline! I believe she said that she should have punched her but she didn’t because that’s not her style but Jac would have punched her (Teresa) if the shoe was on he other foot because she did punch Caroline.

              • JoJo says:

                T shouldn’t have said that. But its the kinda digs she throws.

          • LaLa says:

            I was wondering the same thing!!!! Wth???

          • real_hw_fan says:

            And Caroline is a hypocrite for making it sound so bad. If I remember correctly she actually joked about it during the S1 reunion. So she can do it but Teresa can’t?

    • Tum Pluckered says:

      carolying is a joke. who can take that clown seriously any more? she’s beyond laughable- i think that from now on, whenever she enters a room (or a scene) ‘yakety sax’ should start playing.

  2. Antonella says:

    Is that blog kathy’s attempt to take the high road? She failed miserably

    • Tum Pluckered says:

      kathy is a lying, sneaky, total P O S— and the really stupid kind that thinks a few metaphoric nods and curtseys in a blog could change what we see her doing with our own eyes.

    • Dubbalicious says:

      So true Antonella!
      Failed miserably is an understatement. They need to stop already. Caroline isn’t in a position to judge. She systemically bashed Teresa to her own family.

      • Antonella says:

        Jax little ole dig on WWHL was that Caro and she spoke to their family, but Teresa ran to Dina. But at the party, Caro was too busy bashing Teresa to Kathy and JoGo. Last time I looked both were Teresa’s evil family members. Unless of course Kathy still doesn’t realize she’s a Gorga).

  3. GuiltyOfWatchingHousewives says:

    I think it’s important to note JACQUELINE has NEVER to my knowledge claimed the reason she socked Don was because of ” Postpartum depression ” – that is solely CAROLINE’S take on it. The only thing I’ve ever heard Jac say about it was during the season 1 reunion and during a talking head during the filming of season 1. She essentially said she got mighty p*ssed because Caroline overstepped her bounds by coming over when Jac was out and then berating her for leaving her infant son with his father. That really is tantamount to calling someone a bad mother. Even if a woman is NOT technically suffering from PPD, mommies of tiny infants are exhausted, on edge and have diminished tolerance for BS – especially that which comes in the form of someone accusing them of not appropriately caring for their helpless infant. I’m no fan of Jac, and punching Caroline in the face might indeed have been an extreme reaction and maybe even due a little to PPD, but if any of that story is true, there’s no doubt in my mind that CAROLINE WAS OUT OF LINE. Like in a pretty serious way. Caroline’s take on it absolves her of all responsibility though, so I guess that’s the one she’s sticking with.

    • Antonella says:

      Once again Caro feels it’s her right to out a person’s medical condition. Maybe Jax is still suffering fro ppd.

    • Additionally Caro is using it as a reason for being the recipient of Jac’s anger, thus exonerrating her own wrongdoing….#passtheblamepsychohosebeast

      • GuiltyOfWatchingHousewives says:

        That’s what I mean, Cherry. It IS entirely possible Jac WAS suffering from a touch of PPD, but that doesn’t mean Caroline wasn’t out of line. One doesn’t preclude the other.

        • GuiltyOfWatchingHousewives says:

          Caroline is a domineering, aggressive b*tch who thinks it’s her right to tell everyone else how to live. If you’re going to lay that sh*t on a new mommy, essentially calling her a bad mother, get prepared for some blowback.

        • uuuppps … thats exactly what you said in your last sentence. How come all of us are so damn smart and don caro keeps spewing her same rhetoric…..when is she gonna realize she is in the wrong??!!!

      • madepiley says:

        Bingo. And since this was almost ten years ago I suppose Don can’t rightly claim her menopausal butt is what caused her to jump in the middle of Jax biduz in the first place. I would LOOOOOVE to hear Caroline acknoledge that it was not her place to interfer with that and she maybe might have kinda deserved a swift kick in the pants to match the punch in the face…. ya know…baby steps.

        • magdella says:

          I also really love how they give each other outs (legitimate medical condtions, no doubt, but still used to explain and forgive very bad behavior). Meanwhile, Teresa, who is going through a financial mess, stepping up to the plate and bringing in the only source of income for her entire family, all while contemplating her husband possibly going to jail and leaving her to raise four children on her own, gets no such consideration from them, not even after offering multiple apologies.
          If Bravo is reading this site, PLEASE GET RID OF CAROLINE, JACQUELINE, KATHY AND MELISSA, OR GIVE TERESA A SPIN-OFF.

        • JoJo says:

          Didn’t they talk about the punch in the first reunion show?

          I gotta go watch it and see what the ladies see.

      • sd says:

        The whole situation reminds me of Caroline taking the blame for showing everyone at the salon Danielle’s book when it was clearly Dina that did it.

    • gessiewtf says:

      Wasn’t it Melissa who brought up the punch in the face? Why in hell is Caroline berating Teresa? Am I wrong? I thought i heard Melissa say, “I hated you. So instead of punching you in the face like Jacqueline did to Caroline, I contacted your_________enemy. “

      • magdella says:

        If this is true, someone (maybe I will) needs to post this on hog jowel’s bravo blog!!

        • cattychic says:

          Everytime I try to post on the bravo blogs it never appears , wtf is up with that !!

      • ChiaPet says:

        YES it was Melisa who said it!
        IMO Jac was upset over her Daughter and took her anger out on Tre with Caro egging her on.

    • michaelscarn says:

      I was thinking the same thing. DonCaro thinks she’s being slick by putting it all on Jax postpartum depression. Twisting things just enough so that she comes off looking like the bigger person, so forgiving and sympathetic because afterall, “there is nothing funny about postpartum depression.” OMG, she is soooo transparent but nowhere near as smart as she thinks she is. I’ve yet to hear that woman ever take responsibility for ANY of the nasty, bitter, hateful and jelaousy fueled antics she is guilty of since day 1 of this show. Whenever it is that her cover gets blown, exposing her for the calculating and manipulative miserable troll tht she is, the fake cry/laugh jibberish overcomes her and she starts blabbering about how hurt her “mommy and daddy are gonna be because of the way all the adults are behaving.!” Not the adults Caroline, you, your behavior. The punching incident with Jax was a long time ago, yes… but it only goes to show that she has always been this way, this is nothing new. This condescending and patronizing explanation of the incident would have had me back at her doorstep and knocking her on her “size 4″ fat ass for good, if I were Jax. Yeah, size 4… puhleeeeeze!! Man, that woman makes my blood seriously boil… I’d pay to see anyone clock her one just once, put that arrogant s.o.b. in her place once and for all.

      • ChiaPet says:

        LOL Ditto !

      • I concur….transparent….so effin transparent…..when is she gonna realize no one falls for her crapola

      • Dc baby!! says:

        Love this comment!

        • NonnaB says:

          Oh man, she will be the MIL from Hell. Can’t wait until her boys get married and has children. Then they can be on Monster-In-Laws.

      • cacao says:

        Don Caro says she takes full responsibility for all of her actions, “She Owns It”, blahblahblah..and now we see her desperately trying to be a gay advocate, talking about “no hate”… Everybody knows Don Caro is the most hateful housewife of the Real Housewives franchise!

        And now…this “pospartum depression” out of blue…right…i dont believe her for a minute but most of people will because Jac-ass will confirm everything master don caro says.

  4. The best that these miscreants can come up with are comments made in the tabloid!. Are they serious???! Everyone knows that those smutty mags alter, embellish and downright lie to sell copies. They KNOW that, because it has been done to themselves as well, and yet that’s the best they can come up with to try to attack Tre. I keep thinking I can think no less of them……and then…..

  5. Rahrah says:

    so tired of saint b.s. caroline..

  6. Last nights show turned my stomach. First, Jax needs a shrink or rehab. She’s a drunk, gum chewing person who ambushed Tre. She’s a sniviling whiney human. Don Caro and her babies are poor excuses for human beings. They can’t keep their heads out of anything or their mouths for that matter. Kathy goes along with the crowd. She will amount to nothing. Why is Chris all of a sudden butting his head into everything…I think he’s afraid of something or trying to find out something… Hopefully MeGo has wised up but I doubt it. Hopefully JoGo is being truthful and will stick out the theropy with Tre. This is my opinion and how I felt last night. Miss Andy hopefully will wake up and see what is going on. This show is heading for the dumpster.

    • gessiewtf says:

      I cannot believe they are doing their therapy on television. How could Andy do such a thing so soon, or EVER after Russell’s death. I had assumed the therapy would be private. This is so lame. Andy needs to lose his job. He is out of control and every new show he brings to the network sucks. I am so sick of him and Bravo.

      • Jeannie says:

        Andy is just a sick douche bag. I can’t even look at his shit-eatin’ grin any more, just like I still can’t look at photos of Traylor Trash. I hope Andy gets his come-uppance soon.

      • michaelscarn says:

        The appetite for reality t.v. is insatiable at the moment and Andy, along with Bravo, are just doing their job by giving the people what they want… whether you love it or hate it, it is exactly what a large percentage of folks are looking for when flipping on the t.v. at the end of a long day. The more dysfunctional, the better… nothing is sacred any longer in the world of “reality t.v.” How real it actually is, well, thats a whole other conversation… lol.

    • Love NJ says:

      Chris is in big shit with the Signature Apparel bankruptcy. The decision about the Laurita family’s bleedout should come this summer from the bankruptcy court. Bye-bye Franklin Lakes house and cars – Chris and Jax are going to have to liquidate assets to pay back the bankruptcy estate. The Signature Apparel bankruptcy was involuntary – the creditors filed against the company. The bankruptcy trustee looked at the books and found all the personal expenses – cars, vacations, etc. charged against the company. Should be interesting.

      Tre and Joe have nothing on Chris and Jax and Joseph, Anthony and Adeline Laurita (Frankie Laurita is dead – I don’t know if they could hit his estate).

      I can’t wait for the Lauritas to get their asses kicked.

    • @Barb Aroneo Roach: lol at “gum chewing person” ….. oh the depravity….

  7. meekah3 says:

    What an ego-maniac Don Caro is! If SHE moves aside, maybe Tree and JoGo can work things out? This horrible woman thinks she controls everything! She is either really damaged, or she’s trying to save face and make it look like attacking Tree is a selfless act to save Tree and JoGo’s relationship. She thinks we’re all as dense as her kids are.

    • michaelscarn says:

      Her arrogance continues to blow my mind whenever her fat head appears on the screen. Her over inflated and bloated ego (along with her bloated ass) is astounding to me. Even her body language, watch how she carries herself… she walks into a room and instantly believes she is the most important person there. She makes me squirm at times because as much as I hate her, I get embarrassed for her… sticking her nose in everyone else’s business, consistently making an ass out of herself. Until the Manzo clowns get their own side of the street cleaned up, they need to STFU and take their own inventory, starting with their red headed clown of a pathetic mother…

      • Ana Cephaly says:

        It’s Don Caro’s world, we just live in it.

      • meekah3 says:

        Michael, you’re so right, my kids would choke the whiz out of me if I said anything about them on TV. What’s wrong with these grown “children “? Something is really wrong here

  8. TV Junkie says:

    Caroline: “I’ve said it a million times, we fight big and we love big, but in the end there’s always forgiveness.” Except from you, right Caroline? You are the most unforgiving person I have ever seen! Teresa gave you more than one apology and you refused to accept. You are a hypocrite!

    Kathy: “It is so sad for me to see that the Manzo and Laurita families seemed to be the sacrificial lambs in this whole process. After all, they have been wonderful friends, and from the time I first met them, they were always trying to help get us all back together again. Let’s hope that they won’t give up on any of us. You can never have too many caring friends.” ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? Sacrificial lambs? Wonderful friends? Trying to help your family get back together again? Kathy, you need to step away from the backstabbers and be as loyal to YOUR FAMILY, Teresa! How about complimenting HER on her strength and determination through all her problems? You are a piece of sh*t !

  9. ChiaPet says:

    Did you all notice how Caroline went running to Melissa to congratulate her ? Did you notice the way she was hugging on her? (obviously wanting Teresa to see )
    Caroline tough as balls has never acted that way before.
    .

    • JD says:

      She KNOWS that bitch can’t sing. I mean REALLY Melissa? Oh where are her songs NOW? YEAH at the BOTTOM of itunes charts, they call them HADES HITS…

      • Antonella says:

        Have u ever met a “singer” who never sings at her parties. “Play my song DJ!”

        • Never sings live. Wonder why.

          • Ana Cephaly says:

            When the Lookers stripper was doing her interview with Ryan Seacrest and midget man asked Ryan “do you know how my wife sings so good?” I totally expected Ryan to answer: autotune. But, of course Joe answered his own question with another disgusting sexual innuendo about the bedroom. With their kids right there, of course. He is a disgusting pig.

    • Hell yeah I did…surprised it hasnt been mentioned yet….and yep, all for show….for theresa’s benefit…..by praising the enemy she humiliates the victim……when has she ever hugged tre for her accomplishments….no….just the opposite….case in point …. her reaction to tre’s book text at the wedding…..what a sour old wench that doncaro

    • Smartypants says:

      I thought the exact some thing… That hug was so fake, just to get Teresa’s. Attention… It reminded me when she invited Kathy to the new years eve party, a few years ago.. You know when she had too, because they aRe customers of the Brownstone… What ever bit*ch.. And Cathy just happen to bring that ridiculous tray of dessert for you to admire You and your size four figure… You carol man are so fake, you make me cringe… Oh yeah, they didn’t attend the following year, did they? Actually, did anyone… I do believe they all went somewhere else… You were nothing but a stepping stone for Kathy & megos to use… You are such a sucker!

    • Antonella says:

      Kathy’s kids call Caro Aunt Caroline on tweeter, so I guess they’re family now.

      • sd says:

        I wonder if Kathy has Manzo etiquette meetings with her family. “ok, everyone gather round! No one disagree with them, No one say a damn thing about stripper car washes and whatever you do, don’t look Caroline in the eyes!!” lol

        • Antonella says:

          Without a doubt. The meetings are daily. And Richie is not allowed within 10 feet of Chuckie

      • Ana Cephaly says:

        If they are family now, is Don Caro going to start ragging on Victoria for being a chunk a munk?

      • Smartypants says:

        That’s funny! I wonder if the man zooids call Kathy auntie, only if she brings Treats!

        • Antonella says:

          DId u see Lauren’s face when Kathy brought desert to the house? Riddle me this batman, how did Chris already know what when down at Kathy’s party when he was asking Mego? Only people at the party were family.

      • morninglaurie says:

        You know it is funny that Meladjustid and BlowmeJoe were complaining in the beginning that Tree was treating the Manroids more like family then her own family. They were so jealous that she was on T.V. acting like they were closer to tree then brothers family was. And now WackeyWahineys are now calling Manroids family….Make up your mind people you are confusing your public with all your adoption of new family members…lol…

    • NonnaB says:

      Especially because outside of filming for the show, the Manzos DO NOT associate with MeGO. So – all that huggie huggie was fakie fakie

  10. Love NJ says:

    Caroline Manzo hugging an ex-stripper. Love it.

    • JD says:

      I’m NOT surprised, THUGS AND CRIMINALS were always her thing, so no surprise to be huggin’ on SCRIPPERS like Melissa

    • ejackson says:

      Do we know for sure if any of these women were strippers? Or is this just rumors and tabloid stories?

  11. hudsoncountygrl says:

    Today I told Don Caro off on her FB page. I told her to go ahead and delete me, which after what I said she will. She’s a phony, a no one. Always passing judgement. I’m sick of her crap so I told her so. LOL

  12. OhNoSheDidn't says:

    Caroline is so full of it! I can not believe that she is now taking credit for tree the hobbit….sorry I mean Joe Gorga getting a long! This woman is a pig and the evil off spring she has spawned make me sick! Just a quick F.Y.I. for Joe Gorga about the comment he made about people mean tweeting his wife……so it was ok for for your #famewhore wife to sit at home and get a hold of dirty d to trash your SISTER but it is NOT ok for the rest of the world to be able to call her out on her #famewhore ways! jUST SAYIN!!!!!!!

  13. Postpartum depression????? Caroline you are an idiot!!!!!

  14. raven says:

    Just want everyone to know that I have official information that the Manzo kids (mostly Chris & Lauren) are going on these boards under anonymous names.

    • raven: Spill it! TFC!! SH

      • raven says:

        should I post on here? is there a personal email i can send the info to? also what is TFC?

        • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

          Um duh out the person..lol Ok its up to MS SH

          • lisa: “raven” would need to identify and specify! AND… to explain how they know! Spill it, “raven”!! TFC!!! SH

            • raven says:

              All I’m going to say is I was a tag along to the cafface “beauty bar”…I know someone who is a friend of a friend to lauren so they wanted to check it out and I made sure I was going to be there as a fan of the show. A lot of T bashing and they refer to this site. I don’t know exactly what usernames they are posting under, but they are here. Chris was there, and there were several mentions of the Time magazine cover. They also think when we refer to Caroline as DonCaro that instead of an insult, it is a term of endearment to them. like “yea my mom is the DON!” It all started when Chris gave a comment about something his mom was doing later and then lauren said oh stop breastfeeding off of mom like on that magazine cover on that site…chris continuted with you mean the DON right? DONCaro?

              • Apropos that they would consider it a term of endearment….considering it’s directed toward a woman who could utter “My family is as thick-as-thieves” with a straight face!

              • Ana Cephaly says:

                A straight, albeit sagging, face.

              • michaelscarn says:

                And “real” boobs… albeit sagging “real” boobs. LoL!!

              • meekah3 says:

                Ok. If they think it’s a compliment, I’m stopping it now. I’ll call her douche-lord from now on. Is that OK Ms SH? If not, give me some suggestions. I’m a political writer. Not very creative. Thanks in advance.

              • Antonella says:

                I’ve changed to Chuckie (the Clown)

              • I think ChuckieCheese would also fit the big fathead of the Matzoball clan. lol

              • me either, but i wish i could come up with something that personifies her constantly spewing those antiquated cliches as if she’s some (hag) sage…..or the fact that she
                calls herself a bulldog when the only resemblance are her drooping jowls…..

    • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

      Really interesting how do you know, as MR SH SAYS SPILL IT SISTER

      I do know that I get accused on another board of being Melissa,melissa’s lesbian lover,caroline and danielles Lesbian Lover all by the same poster its kinda fun lol.

    • Ana Cephaly says:

      The thought of the Manzoids reading these comments makes me laugh and laugh. I hope they read about their mother committing emotional incest with Albie and he gets the help he needs. She is a sick, twisted, bitter old woman. Take that you Manzoids!!!

      • ChiaPet says:

        LMAO!

        • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

          better yet its funny that if they are reading they saw the Time article photoshop

          • Ana Cephaly says:

            I still can’t look at that without busting up laughing. I wonder what the Manzoids think of it. I bet don caro is all butt hurt.

          • raven says:

            They DEFINITELY know about the Time photoshop. Lauren even mentioned to Chris, “stop sucking DonCaro’s milk.” They think the name Don Caro is hilarious… :/

            • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

              ok you all FESS UP who is albie and Chris

            • Ana Cephaly says:

              They think Don Caro is hilarious? What about Clown caro, Caroliar and all the other names that caro gets called? I have heard Caro called Chuckie, too. Now that cracks me up. Anyone who has seen the movie ‘Child’s Play’ would laugh, too, ‘cuz she does look like Chuckie.

              • Smartypants says:

                Let’s call her, tinycarlo, to remember her father in law… He was a good man yeah know. Not to mention she’s a 4 .

              • Ana Cephaly says:

                She’s a 4? On a scale of 1 to 10? I would put her more in the range of a 2.

            • GuiltyOfWatchingHousewives says:

              I don’t believe for one second they REALLY think it’s hilarious or a badge of honor. I think it annoys the hell out of them that they can’t control public opinion. If they do think it’s funny, then they are truly living in LaLaLand because they are the objects of RIDICULE. I think they PRETEND like they’re all above it and able to joke about it to MASK what has to be an uncomfortable situation for all involved. Their mother is DESPISED. A lot of people really think this woman is a horrible human being, not just a mere reality show biotch. That can’t be fun for Albie, Lauren and Chris.

              Interesting that they do a lot of this in a very PUBLIC way – “joking” on twitter about how controlling Don is, how she sticks her nose in other ppl’s business, how she can’t cut the cord etc . That to me, does not demonstrate confidence, but rather DEEP insecurity and evidence that we’ve all struck a chord. They go out of their way to let the public know ” Hey guys this is NOT bothering us!”. That’s not something secure ppl who don’t care about public opinion do. FEBUS! – yeah OKAY. F*ck everyone huh? Like all the “loser housewives” who are among the few in this country who still have disposable income to buy 3 dollar bottled water? Smart business strategy to keep insulting viewers when your very livelihood depends on us buying your sh*t. They keep calling Teresa dumb, but SHE knows where her bread is buttered. She speaks WELL of the show’s fans.

              Don wants to be loved and adored like a grand dame of reality show land, not a national JOKE. For a while, she WAS beloved and I’m sure she thoroughly enjoyed basking in that. But ppl got her number in season 3 and now she’s constantly ridiculed. You won’t convince me that doesn’t bother her. “DonCaro” (or any of the other names we call her)is not a fun, cool moniker given to a tough, but loving mama bear matriarch; it is shorthand for “Nasty, HYPOCRITICAL, domineering, controlling, LYING, masculine, bad mother, horrendous, hosebeast woman.”

    • Love NJ says:

      Gainfully employed young adults – monitoring social media sites for DonCaro.

      • GuiltyOfWatchingHousewives says:

        Love NJ – LOL I know right? They make fun of ppl who disagree with them or think they’ve acted irresponsibly on television ( harassing Teresa through the worst time of her life, Don basically telling all chubby girls they’re ugly and not worthy of love on a national forum.) We’re all “losers” who ” don’t have husbands”, have 20 cats and weigh 500lbs. Well, if we’re losers then so are you, honeybears! You’re reading everything we write. If we’re such losers, who cares what we think?? Move on with your fabu life and leave us losers be to complain about you.

    • GuiltyOfWatchingHousewives says:

      Oh I don’t doubt that a bit. I always kind of assumed that. Hi Lauren! Hi Chris! Once again, Albie proves he’s the nicest, most emotionally mature and stable one of the bunch.

  15. morninglaurie says:

    I think when Meladjusted loses in the music biz DonCaro can make her sons hire her for their strippers car wash! Wow, would bravo get a cut from that enterprise also? Jackass could work there too as she will be right in line for work when they lose everything. Besides its all in the family right? I agree also that therapy is very personal and for Bravo to televise it is horrible. I think putting it on T.V. will just make it a joke and no one will be honest about anything. I mean I don’t think Joe is going to admit any wrong doing on his part or his wifebitch either. And he certainly wont admit he has a small peepee and that’s why he constantly acts like a jackass with a hard-on. Idiot….

    • Ana Cephaly says:

      Meladjusted! I like it! I think of her a Melanoma ‘cuz she is a cancerous growth. I think Jackass might be too old/exceed the weight limit for the stripper pole. Besides, didn’t she give the Manzoid boys her stripper pole when they got their apartment. Ewwww. I hope they disinfected that thing. How long can the herpes virus live outside the body?

  16. Love NJ says:

    This is all so funny. DonCaro – endearment? No – Manzoids – mobster – like your grandfather tiny.

  17. mark says:

    Teresa is the cause of all problems . some people just bring the worst out in others. face it. the group responds in a neurotic way to its most neurotic member. get a clue. subtract Teresa and you have a boring show cause most people would get along.

  18. Pa boy says:

    Hey raven,was that makeup bar busy? what was chris doing there anyway?What did he talk about the whole time you were there.

    • NonnaB says:

      All Lauren does is tweet all day long on things she is trying to sell from the business – so my guess is that she has a lot of time on her hands. At least the Lauritas and Manzos are a big family so they can keep each other in business by buying each other’s crap.

  19. morninglaurie says:

    Mark did you notice that Dansmelly was blammed for all the trouble first couple seasons.So they got rid of her. Now Tree gets to be the target and Meladjustid and Kathy were brought in to stir up the trouble. No doubt if Tree did leave ChuckieCheese would find a new target to attack. And hey I played clue lots and always thought was pretty good at it…lol….

  20. hudsoncountygrl says:

    Ms. SH is Jax referring to you on her FB page? Read:
    I refuse to read that loser’s blog but I’ve seen people tweet her pathetic name to me. Doesn’t she have a life? I should feel honored.:0)

    • magdella says:

      “Doesn’t she have a life?”

      Oh, how sad and funny that Jaquelush poses that question to another yet never considers to question her own barren emotional and mental landscape.

      • Ana Cephaly says:

        I feel sorry for those kids of Jokequeline’s. Who watches them all day while she drinks and tweets crazy shit?

        • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

          The babysitter who is cheating(ed) with Juicy

          • Antonella says:

            I think we need to stop offending the babysitter. lol. Other than Teresa, is there another woman walking around who would volunteer to do the nasty with Juicy? I mean it’s not like he can pretend he has money. His “shortcomings” are well documented.

            • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

              Well if they are paid to they will..Some women will do anything or anybody for money.

      • twitterfiend says:

        It is so past the time for Jacqueline to just hush her mouth and get off of Twitter, Facebook, ALL social media!! Dang, she’s really starting to pi** me off!! LOL! Anywho I wonder too if she was speaking of MS. SH because she also tweeted “Despite any “rumors” out there, our sh*# is legit & it will all come out in the end! Stay tuned..”. I was thinking that she must of read/heard about the post about her bankruptcy.

    • that doesnt even make sense….overmedicated again…..

  21. I wonder if our resident PS expert Housewife Hoe can do something maliciously funny with the Joe Go bent-over butt photo. Maybe PS a photo of Greggy looking at it in lust while a doodybubble is bursting out.

  22. Lisa says:

    All you people are crazy!!! It’s a show….get a LIFE!!!

    • NonnaB says:

      It is a REALITY show – big difference. That means, real people, real situations, real families, real children, and REAL CONSEQUENCES.

    • JD says:

      Thanks Lysa

    • Antonella says:

      Lisa is right. We should take the advice of someone who posts that we are some how wasting our time, but she, on the other hand is not wasting her time by posting. Thank u Lisa for ur concern and taking the time to tell us how you feel. My life is more rich for having read ur post.

    • NonnaB says:

      Manzo or Laurita?

      • Antonella says:

        I vote Manzo.

      • magdella says:

        BGG?

        • Antonella says:

          No, he likes to tell women that he will piss in their mouths when they tell him truisms on twitter. Class act. I think he likes MeGo because their foreheads match.

          • Ana Cephaly says:

            BGG is a disgusting excuse for a human being. I wish that Bravo would take a long, hard look at how some of the people from the RH franchises behave on social media sites and rethink filming them in the future. These are viewers of the shows and they routinely insult and degrade the fans. Is this how Bravo thinks viewers should be treated?

          • JD says:

            Well you have to forgive BGG…HE IS USED TO GOLDEN SHOWERS…specially the ones he gets paid fo’…#whore….I need someone to make a twitter and call it…BGGloosebutthole

            • Antonella says:

              I love that idea. Just like they set up a twitter called faux Milania. I’ll follow if someone sets up the twitter.

        • JD says:

          Big Gay Greggy AKA Loosebutthole

    • GuiltyOfWatchingHousewives says:

      I’ll tell you who should get a life, Albie, Lauren, Chris and BGG – they follow old women around and get heavily involved in their drama.

    • Antonella says:

      MS SH!!! Clean up on aisle 3!!

    • And yet, Miss Lisa, you are on here. Listen, sure it is a show, you are correct. However, it’s honestly so much more than that. It is a chronicle of pop culture featuring women in our age group; it touches nerves and sparks conversation. Which is why we gather here for discussion.

      I would go farther to venture that regular posters here have full, rich lives, which is why we can spend time opining about the behavior exhibited by these HWs, and how they treat their relationships with one another. This type of conversation forces us to examine our own lives and relationships, and in so doing, enrich ourselves further.

      • I liken it to a book club….you read the book then meet for open discussion…..I see no difference aside from the fact that technology allows us to all discuss from our own homes.

  23. Lisa says:

    I just post this because this was filmed over a year ago! You know Teresa moved on & the rest are all bitter!

  24. Lisbeth says:

    When I think of Caroline I call her MommieDearest. She’s definitely behind the drama between Jacqueline and Teresa. It was not a coincidence that she showed up and joined in the Teresa bashing.It made me sick and I wanted to jump through the TV and slap the hell out of both of them. I hate it when people are ganged up on.

    The people on this show are so jealous of Teresa and I think that’s the major source of their hatred of her. Like her or not, she’s become a successful businesswoman and made the most of her exposure on the show.MommieDearest and Jax and Melissa are so jealous of her success that it has made them hate her.

    When I see Chris lurking around crazy Jax I think of Russell Armstrong pulling Taylor out of public situations to keep her from making a total ass of herself. I think that’s exactly what Chris is doing. He also replies to her nasty comments about Teresa’s money with a polite answer to smooth it over.

    Jacqueline definitely has a huge problem with alcohol and I suspect drugs also. She couldn’t even talk to her ex on the phone about Ashley without running to the house to get booze.Rarely do we see her without a drink and slurring her words. She is batshit crazy and a drunk.

    • Ana Cephaly says:

      Jacoholic is always drinking. And I hate those stupid stemless wine glasses that she is always sucking wine out of. Why stemless? Is it ‘cuz it makes it harder for her to spill her wine in her drunken haze? Why don’t they just put her wine in a tommee tippee cup for her drunk ass?

  25. GuiltyOfWatchingHousewives says:

    The Manzos ( who CLEARLY read and comment on this blog ) are stuck between a rock and a hard place because they are contractually obligated to insist ” it’s all real “, but when ppl criticize their behavior they want to fall back on the old nut ” Sheesh ppl, it’s JUST a show! You’re an a*shole for taking it so seriously! ” IOW, ” Most of this sh*t is made up, borderline scripted and not at all relevant to our every day lives. We’re really not obsessed with Teresa. That’s only for drama purposes for the show.” I think the TRUTH lies somewhere in between. The sweeping and even sometimes more specific narratives are set by the producers. It’s certainly not a situation where the producers just call them up and say ” Hey, we’re coming over to film today.” And whatever happens, happens. The women know what the producers want to get on film on any day of filming and they know to deliver – that certainly doesn’t fit most ppl’s definition of “real”. But I have NO DOUBT that they do indeed DESPISE Teresa, want to see her taken down and have enthusiastically and thoroughly enjoyed using the show to advance their agenda of hate.

    • Lisbeth says:

      Great comments Guiltyofwatchinghousewives!! :)
      Do you recall when Alex gave a recap of RHNY early this season? She gave us some insider information and mentioned that the producers like Ramona because she’s really quick at getting to the point they want her to make. . .in and out in a hurry.

      These people know exactly what they’re supposed to say and do before the filming starts. I do think that sometimes their reactions come out naturally, though, and not always as the producers want.

      My question is why do the producers/ powers that be want Teresa to be attacked and the bad guy this season? They must have a specific reason for it.

      hope she’s not paying a price for the moronic comments her husband has made but I have to suspect that Andy is pissed at them for those comments and IS responsible for making Teresa pay for it.

      Why else would it be happening when she’s the most successful of them all and is making money for the show? Anyone know?

      • TV Junkie says:

        I believe, as do many others that Andy does not like Teresa for the comments that Juicy made that seemed anti-gay. On the other hand, Melissa and Joe Gorga have been hanging out in gay clubs, Joe shows his ass on camera, pretends to make gay passes at guys, dresses in drag, all to try to get on Andy’s good side.
        Same with the Manzo’s. Gay brother, possibly gay son(?) and Gay Greggie who is their bestest friend, also trying to get on Andy’s good side.
        And last, but not least, the Wakiles with gay Rosie.
        I understand that Bravo is pro gay. I have no problem with that. I do have a problem with Andy discriminating against STRAIGHT people. Not everyone is gonna be on the gay bandwagon Andy. You are just a mean and catty guy. I do believe that the many viewers who are not gay are getting fed up with your agenda and you will end up losing many folks because of that. Joe Guidice apologized. Teresa apologized FOR Joe, for you to go on a campaign to RUIN HER LIFE is just unspeakable.

        • Antonella says:

          OH MY GOD, IS ANDY COHEN GAY???

          Sorry, couldn’t resist. hehe.

        • magdella says:

          I think you’re 100% right and I also think Andy has never forgiven Teresa for pushing him back into his chair.

  26. Rolo says:

    Actually, “…she was on Jacqueline’s deck telling her and Caroline that I was fake” is correct. “..telling her and Caroline that me was a fake” would not be correct. Grammar Police moment! It DOES really irk me that the Housewives (and about 90% of the population) don’t understand when to use “I” and when to use “me.” It’s really not that difficult! OK, just had to point that out or it would have bothered me. :-)

  27. Antonella says:

    Lisa sweetie. I live in Hoboken. Let’s meet for lunch and I can show how much I appreciate ur analysis.

  28. CJ says:

    Lucky you. Near the Manzoids, Whorgas and Loseritas. I’m sure that there are many other fine people other than those cretins with which to associate.

  29. meekah3 says:

    Ooooh, you live in Franklin Lakes? What a surprise! I NEVER would have guessed that in a million years!

  30. DONNA says:

    all of those people have money troubles , and there upset that tre is making money too help her family come up.
    and thats why jacs is so bent out of shape that she could not get tre too come out with her personal
    life. why would jacs do that on camra ?

  31. Antonella says:

    I know u live in Franklin Lakes, but I figured next time ur down here, we could hang. U know. Just the gals (me, u, greggy)

    • madepiley says:

      I have a Micky D’s gift certificate I could donate to the cause. :)

      • Ana Cephaly says:

        What, no unwanted hamburger bun to donate?

        • madepiley says:

          tee hee. Oh the carbs!!! Yall guess what, those rainbow gathering hippies have desended upon our area. Much like the Occupiers some of these folks have failed to plan properly unless the plan was to beg for food. Which one of them did at a local convience store. Walked in asked the clerk if they had any food. The clerk said “well yeah(looking around) you got any money?” Hungry hippy says “naw man I was hoping you could just give me some” Clerk offered him a bagel that was gonna be his lunch and the hungry hippy bawked at it said he was hoping for something “glutton-free” with a straight face. For real. WHHHHHAT?!?!? Clearly these people have come to the wrong area of the country to pull that kind of crap. We are nice but we dont suffer fools.

          • Ana Cephaly says:

            You sound like good people in your neck of the woods. Maybe they should rewrite that children’s book, ‘If you Give a Mouse a Cookie’ to ‘If you Give a Hippie a Bagel’.

  32. DONNA says:

    Magdella
    I think tre should have her own show aswell .

  33. cacao says:

    I love that Miss SH said that Meho’s blog is passive/aggressive. I agree..She always like: Teresa is always a bitch but we forgive her because she is family, she is a disgrace but her brother loves her, i came on the show behind her back and since day 1 i’ve been bashing her but all i really want is to see this family together…im trying my best..LOVE YOU JESUS!

    What a bitch.
    The whole family got the same act.

    • Antonella says:

      I liked when she expressed how sorry she felt for poor Jax (personality 77) because of her argument with Teresa, but “forgot” to mention Teresa.

  34. ViewerLainie says:

    I was over at the Bravo site, the comments are back, but no Blog from Jaq yet. People are leaving her comments anyway and less than 5% are supportive. It occured to me, that everyone is pretty much blaming “female problems”, (that old chestnut) for everything all of a sudden. Jaq punched Caros fat face because of post partum, Melissa contacted Danielle and back stabbed Teresa because she was pregnant and Caroline acts like a rabid junk yard dog because of menopause. Wow, I feel like I’ve been transported back to the Dark Ages.

  35. keyumdi says:

    Actually, Kathy was right — it’s Caroline and I. You wouldn’t very well say “me was fake”, now would you?

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