SH “HIT AND RUN” WEEKEND: Melissa Gorga “Chris Judd” …Vicki Gunvalson “Brooks Ayers”… RHONJ Danielle Staub “MissAndy Tweets”…

June 24, 2012  6:20 pm

Melissa Gorga/Chris Judd photos courtesy of Getty Images… photos by Dave Kotinsky...

                                   Chris Judd… “Yeah, that Gorgon chick was amazing! I taught her two dance steps… so, outta a ten-hour day, 9.5 hours were spent posin’ for pictures.  Oh, that chick sings, too??  No way!!”

*************************************

If you were wondering if Crooksy reads about himself on SH…he does!   NOTE:  Crooksy forgot to mention his ex-nanny to whom he still owes money!  

Note to Crooks:  If you are one to keep promises… you said you would contact SH on Monday… that’s tomorrow!  Just a reminder!  Here’s SH’s email address:  StoopidHousewives@gmail.com  Look forward to hearing from you!

If you were wondering what Crooksy is doing in Arizona… he has some guys babysitting him for Vicki who have been tweeting…

NOTE: No one at SH “hates” Crooksy, but we can spot someone taking advantage of a Housewife when we see it… ten miles away!  It seems as though everyone can see Crooksy for who he really is… except Vicki!  We at SH are hoping nothing but the best for Vicki… and REALLY hoping that the “BIG things” coming from Crooksy does NOT include a wedding.  Hopefully, IF Crooksy is thinking “wedding”… Briana needs to step in and do a 925… or whatever an involuntary mental commitment is called in CA… immediately!

 David “Brooks” Ayers 2009 mugshot…  Crooks STILL owes FL Courts $60.00!!



***********************************

                                         Danielle Staub…

Danielle Staub will be mentioned on tonight’s Real Housewives of New Jersey… Danielle had some tweet words with MissAndy about his mention of her ‘wig’ on the ‘Best of Reunions’ show…

NOTE: If you need to catch up on Danielle’s tweeting from August 2011,  SH had them saved for almost a year!!

This slideshow requires JavaScript.

(Thanks to SH readers “cattychic” and “Hope”!!!)

About these ads

About Stoopid Housewives

The Real Housewives franchises have become a guilty pleasure for me and I've become intrigued by 'normal' people who would agree to put their lives on television for public display and scrutiny. What are their motives to divulge their daily routines for viewing audiences to approve, reprimand, berate, castigate, attack; basically abuse and judge? Oh, just forget about the above nonsense... the majority of these people are just stoo-pid.
Gallery | This entry was posted in Melissa Gorga, REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

55 Responses to SH “HIT AND RUN” WEEKEND: Melissa Gorga “Chris Judd” …Vicki Gunvalson “Brooks Ayers”… RHONJ Danielle Staub “MissAndy Tweets”…

  1. Antonella says:

    U really think Jax has the kaa-hoe-naas to show up for WWHL?

  2. Tum Pluckered says:

    what the heck does andy mean with that tweet?

    • madepiley says:

      Sounds like some bad blood between Andy and Danielle. I reckon this means we wont be seeing her on the reunion :( ==X wish I could make a pulling my hair outa my head, stompin my feet tantrum style frowny face.
      Andy,
      Why you dont want to make me happy? whyeeeee?!?!
      Love,
      Made

      • Tum Pluckered says:

        ah, ok. thank you for anwering, i didn’t get it. :( and i also wish we’d get a daniellle appearance at the reunion! i wish i could make a ‘rubbing my hands together’ icon at the thought of her bringing out some garbage (skeletons) of jackies!

    • Tum: On a RHONJ reunion show, Danielle pulled out a head with a wig on it to show how lil Asslee pulled out her hair. TFC!! SH

  3. NANNY says:

    I am not a ex girlfriend by far, so how is he going to spin me, I have a court order and signed document by Brooks that he would pay me back $500 a month until his debt was paid back, plain and simple. I have not seen a dime. I wouldn’t consider Brooks famous, these people including me want paid and justice. Last I read on OC Facebook thousands of people have wrote very negative comments about Brooks, not a popular Man by far. People like Vicki she has the following not Brooks the wanna be..

    • Antonella says:

      wage execution or have the constable levy on his property

      • originalcyn1 says:

        That would only work if he has a job or some property.

        • Antonella says:

          Then get a Court Order to take his deposition for assets. Clearly he is traveling and having a grand old time, buying gas for his car, etc. If nothing else, he would have to come clean about who is paying his expenses. If Vicks gave him any gifts, she could levy on those. Heck, I bet he gets paid for his appearance on the show.

    • British Bev says:

      It’s obvious he’s desperately striking out at anyone who opposes his financial circumstances. Brooks has been put to task re: his financial situation by a lot of people, IMO hence his sudden privacy.

      You stick in there, I hope you get your money back sooner rather than later. We all see through him.

      • Nanny says:

        Yes you are correct i did see your tweets (loved it BTW) and I know Brooks you were making him feel small and less of a man. He wants everyone to see him as this major player. You bruised his ego-he blocked you because you were hitting home:)

        • British Bev says:

          Thanks sweetie. he was a bit simple, had no rational terms what so ever! Brooks if you are reading this (which I know you do), Ugg, ug ugug uug uggg ug ug uggggg ugggg ugg lmfao, uggggg ugg ugg ug ug! omg you joker!

    • NOTBSC says:

      I don’t feel for Vicki at all. She getting her comeuppance in the from of Brooks aka Crooks and she’s not stupid by any means. She’s just controlling and desperate. Let the chips fall where they may. I still don’t get how this loser has so many kids with so many women and gets all these women to give him money??? I feel bad for you though Nanny, I truly wish for you to get your payment.

  4. Would you consider a used fur instead?

    • errr — briefly borrowed?

      • NANNY says:

        Funny statement Jill’s pain NO I would not want the fur, but instead since we know Brooks and Vicki are reading SH Vicki can think about me and my familiy while she wears the fur coat. What i do not get is why hasn’t she encouraged him to pay me back?? She has known about me for a year now. He went to Arizona how much did that set him back?? Brooks tweets Joel Osteen affirmations now, that is a joke.. Here is my affirmation of the day- “Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.” Plato

  5. twitterfiend says:

    You are right with about that, Vicki has the fans/followers NOT Brooks!! I hope that your court order is enforced and you are able to receive what’s owed to you!! He will eventually meet his match, he can’t run around hurting people forever and expect to keep getting away with it!

    • twitterfiend says:

      I responded to “NANNY” but it somehow end up down here! My bad!!

    • NANNY says:

      Thank you for your kind words and support..And please note I have never used my name on this website so Brooks cannot go back and say I am trying to claim fame, honestly I am quite embarrassed of the whole situation for being so naive or even linked to Brooks ..Only SH knows who I am, besides Brooks and Vicki..And maybe a few others, oh yea Nicolette knows who I am.. Brooks has a way of turning people against others and he always makes it look like he is squeeky clean, trust me he put a spin to Vicki explaining to her how I expensed unwarranted purchases, he seems to forget the judge had all receipts and the NSF check he wrote and ruled in my favor, so apparently the judge didn’t think the expenses were unwarranted.. Trust me in the end after all is said and done Vicki will be begging Tamra for forgiveness for not listening. And I think Tamra really really loves Vicki down deep..

  6. What scary looking plastic face is the wallpaper right now? It’s gonna give me nightmares! Also, it should not be around a stove or candle because it will melt.

  7. Lisbeth says:

    Can you imagine how Chris Judd and the other people her husband is paying big bucks to promote Melissa’s career are ROFLTheirAO @ her lack of talent and charisma? I can just imagine the things they say behind her back. Without Joe’s money she would not have a cd or anything else. She’s an untalented, pathetic, horse-faced wannabe who will never have a career. What a joke and a true laughing stock.

    Danielle is looking far better than Taylor is these days, isn’t she?

    • Tanya says:

      Danielle has received some good work recently. Looks like she had her facial features softened. Maybe she actually has been eating healty and getting healthy exercise? Who am I kidding – robably just facial fillers.

  8. Brigid says:

    Hey everybody, I haven’t posted in ages, just been lurking, I’m still doing chemo. Got my husband watching HW’s with me, he finally got sucked in, lol. Let me also say that I’m psyched about NJ tonight, and that Miss Advised is a new low for Bravo. Oy, it’s horrible.

    • Brigid, I am sending lots of love and good wishes for full healing your way. XOXOs too!

      • Brigid says:

        Thank you, LV! On more than one occasion, SH has pulled me through some dark moments. Just the distraction has been good for me and of course the laughs. I was here during the legendary appearance of a mosquito a few months ago :) . Don Caro is on my isht-list for her stoopid menopause comments, so I’m pulling for Tree tonight.

        • Tanya says:

          Brigid, I hope watching these crazies is making your life seem sweeter in comparison. And bless your husband for watching it with you! What a good guy! I’m psyched about NJ tonight, too. Will Melissa admit any wrong tonight? Will Jaq make a drunken fool of herself? We shall see!

        • Bridgid: The “Mosquitoes”… Good Times! LOL!! Good to know you’re getting back into things… continued good recovery!! TFC! SH

        • RichmondVA says:

          Brigid, I’m a new commenter on the site but wanted to say I hope you have a full recovery! SH is an awesome distraction from REAL reality! God Bless!

        • I remember, Brigid. Sending you best wishes that you will be feeling better soon.

    • Brigid, I’m keeping you in my thoughts and prayers for a full recovery….God Bless You

    • madepiley says:

      Howdy Brigid. Wishing you all the peace and stregth that you need to fight this thing. Its good to have other trivial things to focus on. If you can get your hubs to watch HWs you can do ANYTHING!!!
      http://youtu.be/20OiXaEL16o

  9. Nanny says:

    I say post Nicolette’s picture to the wallpaper that would so funny, and it would be like fingers on a chalkboard to Brooksey since he is reading this site.. I think Nicolette should claim fame she is to pretty not to be on TV..

  10. Jess says:

    Okay, so I think that is why Gorgas are so far in debt…they are spending all this money to make MEGO a star and clearly …that aint happening!

  11. Jess says:

    Sorry Brigid, prayers for you and your family!

  12. ninjapanda1 says:

    Hey Nan’s, question, ask Nicolette why was she with Jim? So below her. She is way to pretty for a good looking man. What is it?

  13. MayMay says:

    A few comments back, someone mentioned Adrienne’s extensive plastic surgery and how different she looks just from 2005 (and she’d already had a ton of surgery by 2005).

    But what astonishes me is it’s virtually impossible to find any pre-plastic surgery pics of Adrienne anywhere on the Internet….NONE!! Perhaps Ms. SH could offer her two cents, but it seems clear Adrienne used her money and influence to scrub the web clear of any such pics. Amazing, b/c I’d love to compare her current mug to old pics from her 20s and 30s.

  14. Nanny says:

    What is troubling to me when he was with Nicolette in 2008 he was going through a divorce, from what has been explained on OC he is not divorced yet?? Confused a little if he had 2 girlfriends in that time period, plus the hairdresser he was dating in Zionsville Indiana, and now Vicki, why didn’t he get divorced 4 years ago??

Comments are closed.