June 21, 2012 9:00 am WHICH HOUSEWIFE IS THIS????
Another Housewifes graciously answered the SH questionnaire!
Which Housewife would jump into spiked Jello and bought a Mazel onsie??
WHICH HOUSEWIFE IS THIS???
- What is the first word that comes to mind when you see a photo of Andy Cohen?
Wordsmith
- Which HW would you like to give a “good talkin’ to” about their hair?
Myself it’s tragic. I wish I could have Kyle’s silky hair or the face to pull off Nene’s short blonde crop.
- Which of the HouseHusbands (from any franchise) would look best in drag?
Slade
- What food/drink would you like to fill a swimming pool with and dive into?
Spiked jello
- What is your pet peeve? And why?
Tardiness, there is nothing more rude than making people wait for you.
- Do you do your own grocery shopping?
I rarely eat in, so if I go to the market it is to stock up on pet supplies and TP.
- Sharon Needles or Phi-Phi O’Hara (From RuPaul’s Drag Race)?
Phi-Phi O’Hara
- On which would you participate…DWTS or Celebrity Apprentice?
Celebrity Apprentice
- Prius or Bentley?
Bentley
- Oatmeal or Bacon and Eggs?
Bacon and Eggs
- Briefs or Boxers?
Boxers
- Which Housewife from any franchise would you trade places with for a month?
- I have had the pleasure of meeting quite a few of the housewives from each of the franchises, and I have to say they were all great! I would probably like to trade places with each and every one of them for a myriad of reasons all different of course.
- Coke or Pepsi?
Coke
- How many pages are filled in your Passport?
I have just a few pathetic pages, I have dedicated my time to working which has not left much time for travel abroad.
- Who is your biggest celebrity crush?
I have three Clive Owen, Daniel Craig, and Edward Norton
- Which Housewife from any franchise would you NOT miss if they got da Bravo boot?
I plead the fifth
- Who is your biggest celebrity disappointment… and why?
This is a blast from the past, but I was really upset when John Candy passed. I loved his effortless humor which always had me curled over in laughter.
- What item would people be surprised to know that you carry in your purse?
A rosary and a gold medallion of a saint
- What is the minimum you tip for lunch?
20%
- Best lesson learned in high school?
If you want to keep something private don’t tell anyone.
- What is the last movie you saw?
J Edgar Hoover
- How many of your fellow Housewives cast mates should be replaced… no names, just a number please!
One
- What is ALWAYS in your refrigerator?
Insulin for my cat
- Have you purchased any of the Housewives merchandise or products? If so, which?
Just the “Mazel Onsie” I guess that doesn’t count, I was hoping to squeeze into it.
NOT… ADRIENNE MALOOF! NOT… CYNTHIA BAILEY NOT… TERESA GIUDICE NOT… ALEXIS BELLINO
TAKE YOUR BEST GUESS NOW!! THE HOUSEWIFE WILL BE REVEALED ON SUNDAY…
THIS HOUSEWIFE IS PRESENTLY FILMING THEIR SECOND SEASON OF…
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI…
IT’S
MARYSOL PATTON!!!
Marysol Patton at opening of the new restaurant ‘La Villa Azur’ in Miami Beach….
THANK YOU, MARYSOL!!
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- Marysol’s website;
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- and give her a follow on Twitter!!
A big THANK YOU to all who guessed!! The first correct response was “Tum Puckered” with “Alissa” following!
NOTE: Many Housewives viewers were of the opinion that the Real Housewives of Miami should NOT get a second season. If you are a viewer who has that opinion, please read what REALLY HAPPENED with the Real Housewives of Miami…







Sonja!
Sonya or Lynda Erkiletian.
Yes, ITA. Sounds just like her.
Sonja Streisand!!
Just the use of “myraid” leaves out at least half of the housewives……I am gonna go with the Bohemian Carole Radziwill
You got that right! I do agree with her though. Clive Owen is very handsome and John Candy was the best!
Aviva
I thought so too but she doesn’t work…
Lisa Vanderpump…the wording
Lisa has a cat? And if it’s her I hope she wants Taylor out
I thought Lisa too…until the cat comment….and it was the wording that got me too….
sonja
Sonja!
I think Sonja because of the cat, but the purse contents… I’m not sure. If it isn’t Sonja than it is a housewife that I don’t know….
Romona is catholic. A rosary and gold medalion of saint is a catholic thing. Plus Mario’s company makes catholic medialions and such, so I think Ramona.
Sounds good.
Dina Manzo???
I’ll go waay out on a limb and say brandi bc of the celeb crushes
It has to be someone along the lines of Alexis because she did not understand the question of celebrity disappointment! Gretchen?
I was thinking alexis or gretchen but i dont see either of them watching j edgar hoover.
LOL, Jerry!
Lea Black
I’m with you!
Joanna Krupa or whatever her name is
Miss Elaine Lancaster. I would have guessed someone else, but it appears my original answer has been ruled out.
Something about the responses sounds like Carole from NY, but seems like she would have traveled more.
Marisol Patton from Miami
congrats Tum! i thought you were right!
Heather.
I would say Sonja do to the catholic items in her purse & about the pet food.
Heather Dubrow or Aviva
*throws a tantrum*
I’m absolutely clueless.
*cries*
Are you as upset as I am that it’s not Adrienne?
Why not Phaedra??? I say Phaedra,
The distinction that stands out to me, is the comment “I rarely eat in”. So that means, no husband, no kids (or rather, children are grown). “Bacon and eggs”, someone who is not concerned about fat or calories. This excludes anyone from the OC, lol…we know they don’t eat. A woman who is busy working, that doesn have time to travel (can’t be the NJ cast, they don’t work). And the final clue, “John Candy”. He died several years ago, so the woman would have to be of an mature age.
My guess would be…Lynda Erkiletian.
Don’t know enough about the newest cast members of NY. But I think Carol, the one with no kids, the author, could also be included.
Whomever it is sounds intelligent and classy. The only ones I can imagine it being are Marysol from Miami or one of the new New York Housewives whom has her life together.
I think its of of the D.C. ladies bc none of them get along w/Michale… Linda from dc
Carole from NY Housewives.
I think it’s Carol too, now that I think about it. Didn’t she say during her apt tour that she had never turned her stove on?
I agree with everyone who says Carole. Although I don’t think Andy is a wordsmith, Carole is — she is the only one whom I think has that particular adjective at the ready.
My guess is Sonja, but do not make bets on my guess…I’m always wrong lol.
I dont think it’s Sonja… 1) she is often ‘fashionably late’ to her own parties is she not, so why would tardiness be a major pet peeve? 2) Sonja’s always bragging about her luxurious trips to fabulous places so why would she only have a few pages in her passport filled? 3) ‘dedicated her time to working’ doesnt sound like Sonja’s life to me….
I guess Leah Black from Miami or maybe Ramona from NYC. It can’t be Carole, because she’s very well-traveled. Highly doubt it’s Lynda Erkiletian because she has thick, pretty hair.
I have a question maybe someone can answer, please. Did bravo stop the commenting on the HW blogs??
From what I remember they are just heavily monitored. I haven’t tried in forever but my posts never showed.
It doesn’t show any comments now…
i noticed that too, yesterday and today. i don’t know why though Jess. i’m puzzled also : (
Yep, I noticed they were gone, too.
I guess Bravo was tired of editing them. Ooooor, DonCaro couldn’t handle it.
LISA VANDERPUMP for the win! Doesnt like to be late, works a lot, is very well spoken and not pretentious!
Oh, I don’t know who that is because I didn’t watch Miami. So disappointed it’s not Sonja!
Tanya: RHONY Sonja Morgan completed the SH Q&A in April: http://stoopidhousewives.com/2012/04/22/real-housewives-sh-blind-item-guess-the-housewife/ TFC!!! SH
Thanks for the reveal! I guess I’m the only one who liked some of Miami. Lea was a riot, Alexia brought me my first glimpse of William Levy and Marysol had a romantic wedding!
i liked miami alright! except for larsa pippen– and i loved Lea Black and Marysol most!