MELISSA GORGA: “Hiding From Poison”…

Posted on June 16, 2012 by

June 13, 2012  10:33 am  

Another fabulous job from SH reader “HousewifeHoe”!!!

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The Real Housewives franchises have become a guilty pleasure for me and I've become intrigued by 'normal' people who would agree to put their lives on television for public display and scrutiny. What are their motives to divulge their daily routines for viewing audiences to approve, reprimand, berate, castigate, attack; basically abuse and judge? Oh, just forget about the above nonsense... the majority of these people are just stoo-pid.
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23 Responses to MELISSA GORGA: “Hiding From Poison”…

  1. Meadow (@improgressing) says:
    June 13, 2012 at 11:12 AM

    LMAO!!!!….

    SN: She is poison.
    Fugly Raccoon eye’d wench

  2. Lisa Vanderpumpernickle says:
    June 13, 2012 at 11:14 AM

    Ms. Housewife Hoe: You are a brilliant talent.

    I believe that Ms. SH would not mind one bit if I formally request that you please do one of these a week!

    • housewife hoe says:
      June 13, 2012 at 1:04 PM

      LOL. Thanks! I’d love to, just have to squeeze into my schedule. I truly enjoy doing them. You guys should see me snickering and cackling as I work. I have to say this particular one was a bit of pain b/c, as you all know, Mego has a very long head compared to Trailor (or any other human for that matter). So as I’m trying to get Mego’s head to line up with Trailors, I really couldn’t get it exact. I would line up their eyes and then Mego’s mouth would be about where Trailors chin was, pretty funny. Glad you all like it.

      • CJ says:
        June 13, 2012 at 4:34 PM

        HH, you’re too hard on yourself. It is fabulous. You do great work and give us all a good laugh. I imagine you are snickering as you work your magic.

      • madepiley says:
        June 13, 2012 at 9:03 PM

        Just for s&g can you do one where jax finally gets her coveted mag cover… like TIME or Architectural Digest or or or or Bridal Bazaar(since I am convinced her issue is losing the vow renewal opportunity to Tree)sumpin fancy like that? lol. And dont call her and ask her what the cover text should be. Makes it up yourself outa words that she has said or blogged. purty please :)

  3. Sandi says:
    June 13, 2012 at 11:28 AM

    I’m with Lisa!

  4. Love NJ says:
    June 13, 2012 at 11:35 AM

    She looks like a hooker.

  5. Stlrfan8 says:
    June 13, 2012 at 11:52 AM

    OMG! Hilarious!! Great job HousewifeHoe!

  6. GuiltyOfWatchingHousewives says:
    June 13, 2012 at 11:54 AM

    LOL. Once again, a great job!

  7. lisa the Irish Dragon says:
    June 13, 2012 at 1:23 PM

    OH GOOD LORD LOL now I may buy that BOOK

  8. queenofallevil says:
    June 13, 2012 at 1:27 PM

    OMG….LMAO

    I can’t stop laughing, meanwhile Mego is probably staring at that and nodding in agreement. :-)

  9. Pat Johnson says:
    June 13, 2012 at 1:28 PM

    If not for the intervention and blessings of the “Baby Jesus” most of us would be under the impression that Melissa Gorga is just another delusional, underdressed, overweaved, breast enhanced famewhore without a brain in her head taking her place alongside a group of fame hungry shrews who are.

    Where has this NJ version of Celine Dion been hiding for the past 30 or so years? It only took a well constructed basement recording studio (along with some well chosen, classy clothes from the Kim D house of fashion) to bring out the “talent” that has Best Friend Greg in raptures every time she sings!

    Next up, if I am not mistaken, will be that autobiography that all Housewives are expected to release alongside the jewelry and fashion design output that lurks within their “creativity gene” which can only be discovered and peeled away by Bravo.

    Who knew?

  10. Wesley!!! says:
    June 13, 2012 at 2:11 PM

    I thought that was a real book! :D

    • Bizzymammabee says:
      June 13, 2012 at 4:34 PM

      Me too! I just clicked in to see if I could find out what idiot publisher put it out. LMAO>>>Well done. Gave me some good laughs. I really needed it to day. Thanks.

  11. sarah says:
    June 13, 2012 at 4:30 PM

    good lawd! i thought that was for real for a second! lol

  12. Buck Henry says:
    June 13, 2012 at 4:51 PM

    That was funny as hell, truly funny and you know what she does agree with everything you said. Melissa can’t stand her runt husband Joe Gorga (look at professional pics when she wears heals and he has to be on the stairs to look big). She pushed those few kids (remember from fame whorgas, one of those kids may not be Joe’s) out to snag him and now doesn’t want anything to do with him just spend money thats it.

  13. sd says:
    June 13, 2012 at 7:06 PM

    too TOO funny!!! haha love it housewife hoe!!

  14. madanjones says:
    June 14, 2012 at 10:11 AM

    Housewife Hoe, you got a gift, you are a Creative Artist!! I love everything you do.

  15. scooter says:
    June 14, 2012 at 11:14 AM

    I remember the expression ” get rid of the poison” was what guys used back in the 50′s to get a girl to “put-out” as they called it. How old is Joe anyway???

  16. scooter says:
    June 14, 2012 at 11:16 AM

    SH..I see you have that ugly wallpaper up again, My head is spinning and I’ve run out of Advil!

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