Season Seven, Episode Seventeen … “Monkey Business”
$30 bucks I can make Alexis cry!!!
You’re not makin’ me cry, Tamballs… I cry when Jimbo’s not here to feed me!
I told you, Heather, that I …need …to… be …alone! If you don’t leave right now, I’ll tell everyone that you’re really Stacy Kessler…
Did you bring my turkey leg with you, Wretched??
I ain’t goin’ no where near that girl… she thought her meatloaf was a turkey leg.
Hang on a second, Vicki. I’m gettin’ a brain message from my Jimbo…
I know your brain pain… ’cause my brain gets invaded by Miley Cyrus’ dad singin’ ‘AcheyBreakeyHeart’ every 48 minutes…
Yeah, Alexis… MY brain gets invaded, too! Simon van Kempen keeps tellin’ me that I’m really Danielle Staub!
I’m glad that I’m not the only one who gets their brain scrambled… but really, Vicki, you didn’t have to punch me in the eye to get your point across. It heeeertzzz…
I’m sendin’ all my twitter followers a picture of the black eye Vicki gave me. You’re gonna haveta explain this to 638 cyber people, Vicki!
Is that all you have is 638 twitter followers???
Here… take a photo of this… you’ll get a LOT of twitter followers! That’s how I got all MY followers!!
Leave her alone, Wretched!! We all know you got your followers from a photo of you sittin’ naked on a toilet…
… and Jeff PAID for 50,000 followers!!!
Come on, Vicki!! Take this picture… Heather needs more followers, too!
HAHAHAHA!!! LOOK… THIS is how you get more twitter followers!
Monkeys DO have twitter accounts…right? Follow me, Mr. Monkey, follow me!!!
OMG! It’s that dumbass Sherri Shepherd… she keeps talkin’ with Whoopi in my head…
I’m sick of how you lie on this show, Wretched! I’ve been here ALL seven seasons… I’m warning you… don’t tell any more lies… you can get us ALL booted…
We’re the Dixie Chicks… we get to ride for free!
Holy crap!!! I can’t die!! My Crooksy’s dental work isn’t finished… he’s waitin’ on me to get back to pay the dentist!!
Hurry back, Vicki!!! Ma mouth cain’t move…
Hey!! You guys aren’t the Dixie Chicks… we know who you are!!!
I told you guys not to tell them we’re the Dixie Chicks! You lied on camera! We’re finished!
OK, OK… I’m glad you told them the truth…
We’re in Costa Rica, Vicki… they’re never gonna know that we’re NOT Wilson Phillips… and you’re Carnie!
Vicki’s skin is horrific. Instead of thinking about buying a yacht, I suggest she visit a dermatologist first thing Monday morning. If she has to pay Don spousal support, I suggest strolling down to Target, Rite-Aid or Wal-Mart and buying Oil of Olay Regenerist.
Good god your right MM!!!! That one close up is sooo bad. I hate to heap even more on Vicki but when she heads to Wal-Mart for her face cream she needs to go ahead and buy a one piece. Vicki’s bikini days are over.
U r so right. I thnk the ugliness inside of her is coming out through her skin. And omg she tweeted and I quote “Something I believe we should all live by….It is not important that you are always right – but it is always important you are kind.”
Ok is it just me or is that one of the most hypocritical things you’ve ever heard. Has she forgotten how unkind weve watched her be and I’ve never seen anyone have to always be RIGHT like her. I mean seriously is she that in denial or just that stupid? I’m totally freaked that she said that.
Nope, it’s not just u, it most definitely hypocritical.
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“$30 bucks I can make Alexis cry!!!” ….
LOL…That pretty much sums up our Tamra, MsSH…..how succinct of you!
This had me about to wet my pants. I agree with them all. Id like to know if any of you are as sick of Tamballs fake crying as I am? That phoney idiot cries on every episode and it’s got to be the worst acting I’ve ever seen. I mean come on if she’s gonna cry in every scene it looks like shed at least try to be good at it.
Oh Lawd….ever since the fake crying scene with her dad in the park I smirggle when she attempts to squeeze out a tear. The thing is….even she is trying to repress a smile. It’s the darndest thing!
Having said that….and acknowleding that she is bitterly jealous of anyone younger, prettier, smarter, richer, and about a dozen more “ers” she really doesnt bother me too much. I think I could hang with her for drinks by the pool one afternoon….she wouldn’t be jealous of me….she’d make me laugh….and we’d be on our way. Once would be plenty….
Poor Vicki! Her face looks like a scene from a horror movie where the character’s face is melting and falling off. Surely she has the money to see a dermatologist and get something done about it.
ITA with everyone who said she never, ever, ever should wear a bikini again. I’m no even sure she should wear a bathing suit at all in public.
Tamra is such a mean, bitter old woman. I wish one of these women would let her have it! I’d never sit there and take her verbal beatings. She’s nothing but trailer trash imo.
I feel sorry for Vickie regarding her skin, she made a comment about it on this episode I believe…wishing she had better skin. Adult acne is no pic nic. She shouldn’t be wearing the two piece even with a boxy skirt look. It’s over.
I agree about bitter, mean, OLD Tamra who is so insecure and jealous of anyone younger and prettier. She’s an embarassment to all women.
The scene on the beach with her and Gretchen acting like porno stars was disgusting.
I honestly wonder how much backlash Tamra’s kids have gotten as a result of her behavior on that show.
Vicki how dare you embarrass Brooks and take him to the dentist!! Look in the mirror or better yet take a look at your face and gut in these pics! Always trying to control and fix someone else, fix you 1st!
Tamra & Gretchen look like fools on the beach! Especially Tamra trying to tear peoples clothes off. grow up and act like a lady. Heather is the ONLY one with any class! Watch and learn.
Bahahahahahahaha!
Stacy Kessler
MP: Still want to see Stacy and Heather in the same room with each other!! LOL!! TFC!! SH
It is rather uncanny.
Was she on Millioaire Matchmaker…sorry to be so slooooooooow. Hard to keep up w/all these facts!
Yes she was the one that Patti got crazy with.
Tamra is such a liar. I read elsewhere that she claims to have only lost 5 lbs and that she was only out of shape, not overweight. That picture that Slade put up of her at the Improv looks like she weighed a tiny bit more than 120 lbs.