SH “HIT AND RUN” WEDNESDAY: Teresa Giudice “Where Am I?”… Alex McCord “Spills It On RHONY”…VIDEO… Housewives Paychecks… Kim Zolciak “Wine Pusher”… UPDATE: Caroline Manzo Moving Outta Franklin Lakes (One Day..)…

June 6, 2012  2:00 pm   UPDATE  3:10 pm   UPDATE 6:00 pm

This gets filed in the “Huh?” or “Who Cares?” or “Did Someone Actually Make an ENTIRE Story Outta This?”  Just as Melissa Gorga announced that she and JoGo are moving INTO Franklin Lakes, Caroline Manzo mentions to USWeekly that she’ll soon be moving OUT!

“[Albert] works so hard and so long and I look around and think ‘What do I need this for?’ I don’t need it,” she says of the expansive home featured on Bravo’s hit. “We’re coming to that point in time where Lauren will probably leaving me soon and it’s going to be the two of us again.”

Though no listing is on the immediate horizon, Manzo — whose husband owns New Jersey catering hall The Brownstone — tells Us “it is on my radar to sell my house and downsize.”

NOTE:  What’s next?  Jax Laurita makes an appointment for a manicure?

Just what everyone wants!  ANOTHER Housewife with ANOTHER wine!!  

This time it’s Kim Zolciak shillin’ in direct competition with her fellow ATL cast mate, Nene Leakes… muscato wine!

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Poor Tree Joodice… is this a case of stoopidity or dumbazzery or maybe she wasn’t sure where exactly her parents got off da boat, as this may just be a case of bad geography!  Not only does Tree have a difficult time in naming somma her ingredietzeesezz for her “recipes”… but Tree don’t even know where she is!

• BostonHerald:  That Teresa Giudice of “Real Housewives of New Jersey” fame, really needs to get out of the Garden State. There was Teresa and hubby Joe at the Brookline Booksmith signing copies of her new cookbook “Fabulicious, Fab & Fit” when she got a little confused about where exactly she was.

She looked down at heriPhone to consult Google maps and asked a handler “Are we in Massachusetts? No, really, isn’t Boston in Massachusetts?”

To which, the gofer replied, “We’re in Brookline, and yes, it’s in Massachusetts.” Which only made Teresa more confused. “But I thought we were in Boston?” she said.

EX-NY Housewife reviews the Season Five premiere episode of the Real Housewives of New York for the Dr. Phil-owned RumorFix

Alex McCord… ex-RHONY

(Thanks to SH reader “DVelez”!!!)