June 6, 2012 10:50 pm
Who didn’t see this one coming? It’s a predictable as the news that DonCaro MIGHT be selling her Franklin Lakes house!
The Real Housewives of Orange County are now filming their season seven reunion show… and what happens after the reunion shows are filmed??? Speculation!
Speculation about which Housewives will be gettin’ da Bravo boot, which Housewives will be getting another golden ticket from MissAndy and which of the Housewives will be getting new storylines.
Word is that GretchenCHRISTINE **BLEEEEEEECH** Rossi, of “Fever” fame, will be cutting her bag-holdin’, bike-racin’ boyfriend, Slade **DeadbeatDad**Smiley loose and will continue on season eight of the Real Housewives of Orange County as a “single, successful businesswoman” building her empire of wretchedly over-priced, monstrously large handbags and “WretchedChristineBeaute” cosmetics along with her “singing” career.
All without the assistance of Slimey!
How will Wretched navigate through her life without Slimey as her rudder… guiding Wretched through all the rough waters of her life???
Bravo is of the opinion that this will make for fascinating television… especially watching Wretched as she breaks Slimey’s heart. But Wretched will find the strength in herself to move forward… ALONE.
Yes, Slimey’s heart will be broken… shattered… but the Bravo script will instruct Wretched to be much more broken up than Slimey, as Wretched is breaking up her true love for the better of them both. Wretched is such a charitable, giving, always thinking of others-type of person.
In fact, there’s a story circulating that Wretched was at “In and Out” Burger and she tore off a part of her hamburger bun; and some old lady asked for the leftover piece of bun!
Wretched smacked that old lady upside her head with her 80-pound WretchedChristine handbag; left the old woman writhing on the floor of the burger shack; grabbed her discarded bun, stepping on the old lady on her way out! That’s just how wonderful Wretched is!!