I’m beginning to totally despise Lord of the Housewives, Miss Andy Cohen.
Last night’s guests in lil Andy’s WWHL clubhouse were solidly gay chef, “Cat” Cora…sorry, but the nickname “Cat” is ridiculous… and the Real Housewives of Orange County’s Alexis Bellino.
Alexass is another Housewife who is in over her head… another Housewife who, if not for landing a coveted spot on the Bravo OC franchise would be in her bikini, clomping around the pool in heels, pushing a double stroller and making sure that the stroller with the strapped-in kids doesn’t accidentally land in the deep end of the pool… another Housewife who’s not too bright… another Housewife who falls into the Tree Joodice/Nene Leakes category.
Alexass is dumb… just like Tree and Nene. Yes, Alexass is the “NeneLeakes of Orange County”!
And… just like Tree and Nene, Alexass tries… tries to work hard, tries to prove herself, tries to press her brain cells as hard as she can to produce a solitary thought. Alexass simply doesn’t know any better… Alexass believes that being rich is having lots of cars; and big jewelry; and lots and lots of labels; and living in a much bigger than anyone needs house in Orange County.
Alexass, like her NJ and ATL counterparts, would be pretty easy to take down in any mind game and/or logical conversation and/or debate. If Alexass were in negotiations with Lisa Lampanelli, as Tree was on the last episode of Celebrity Apprentice, Alexass would have folded without a word spoken. LL would have just looked at Alexass and LL’s team would have had ALL the models, none left for the other team… the next scene would be watching Alexass as she calls Jimbo on her cell phone begging him to book her a cab to escape further TrumpTorture. As mentioned, it takes all the strength Alexass has to make those scarce brain cells work… and Jimbo probably told her that everyone in NYC “books” cabs.
Alexass might need an intelligence infusion, but Alexass is not mean spirited… Alexass just doesn’t know any better. Alexass relies on her fount of knowledge, Jimbo, to tell her what’s right, what’s wrong, what’s in and out, and what’s up and down. After all, she did come from Jimbo’s rib and Jimbo’s da boss…
Alexass made her views on being gay and same-sex marriage known during last season’s Real Housewives of Orange County… and she should be applauded for stating her views! There are many people who have taken up the “gay” cause because it’s the PC thing to do… and, of course, if you’re working on the DandyGayAndy Bravo network, it’s required that you agree with all things gay. Why? Because Andy says so…
What happens if you’re involved in a Bravo show and you DO NOT agree with all things
Andy gay??? You are a guest on WWHL, just as Alexass was last night, and Miss Andy makes sure that you squirm a lot. Miss Andy will require that you are a guest in his clubhouse and will devilishly delight in your being uncomfortable as he plays games with you. Yes, you can put on a good show by being a courteous guest and even try to placate Miss Andy by wearing his favorite, the side pony, as you’re shown photos of “Cat” Cora being pregnant at the same time as her “wife”… and you can try to laugh during the 22-minutes of planned humiliation, which includes Miss Andy mentioning “Jesus Barbie” several times. Poor Alexass…
NOTE: Miss Andy just made a big deal outta the POTUS making a vague statement about gay marriage. The POTUS can make statements all he wants… nothing will change until laws are passed in each state.
Andy, you as dumb as the Housewives who are making you rich. For Andy to think that because the POTUS says something and that makes it happen, I say: Andy youz a dumbazz.
No one is laughing with you Miss Andy… we’re all laughing AT you.