April 28, 2012 2:30 pm
Lord of the Housewives, Miss Andy Cohen, addressing the BravoBrainiac Convention. There were a total of four (yes, 4…) brainiacs gleaned from over 67,855 employees of BravoNBCUniversal in the audience. A minimum IQ of 56 is required to be a BravoBrainiac…
A BravoBrainiac on his way to the convention…
The brainiacs at Bravo have decided to go cheap and have replaced da intellectually challenged Manzoid BOOOOYIZ’ (think FlavaFlav…) ’BoysToManzo’ webisodes with three guys perched on a sofa giving their thoughts about the Real Housewives of New Jersey… the “SofaBros!”
NOTE: Let’s see how long the name “SofaBros” takes to catch on elsewhere. Seems as though all the monikers created by SH are poached used everywhere: JaxLaurita, MeGo, ManHandsKyle, VanderpumpRump just to mention a few; there are tons more… including the latest to be poached used elsewhere: ”MugshotMarlo”!!!
***Let’s not forget that the “Melissa Gorga is Black” rumor started here at SH back in January 2011… HERE.
The New Jersey producers have decided to stalk the niche demographic “men who secretly watch the Housewives“… thinking that the SofaBros and their much-too-witty repartee would pull male viewers into confessing that they really DO watch the sub-human New Jersey franchise. If the SofaBros are watchin’ New Jersey Housewives, then it must be OK…
If da SofaBros are representative of the male New Jersey viewer… then it’s very clear that Tina Fey’s description of the New Jersey franchise was right on target…
Clearly a brain trust. In stead of Sofabros, how about Sofa kings. You fill in the rest.
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What marketing aces. Don’t all guys love to kick back, chomp on nachos and throw back a few brews while watching RHONJ?
I love that pic of Melissa posing as a morbidly obese woman to feign empathy and something resembling human compassion for big people.
Lamest idea yet. I don’t think there are any men who don’t wear sparkles watching the housewives shows and let’s just leave it at that.
it is brilliant and efficient to have the one brainiac doing all of the shopping. just imagine what would happen if they were all together in the same location and a tragic accident happened, knocking out all four at once!