FOR ALL SH READERS: All Others… YOU Know What To Do!!!… Real Housewives of New Jersey v RuPaul’s Drag Race…

  April 23, 2012  6:45 pm

SH has been working on the Real Housewives of New Jersey recap… for two days!  For some reason, the funny associated with this Real Housewives franchise just is not connecting with this fourth season of the RHONJ.

The first two seasons of New Jersey kept viewers interested as there was a very distinct evil bad girl, Danielle Staub, who was the focus as the antagonist.  Since Danielle was given da Bravo boot, the new evil-doer is Tree Joodice.

                                                         Tree Joodice… the New Jersey version of RHOA Nene Leakes…

Although Tree is a total moron who simply (or should I say Tree is “simple”), and very luckily, stepped into it by being referred to the NJ producers by Dina Manzo (think Nene referring Kim and Sheree…), watching the RHONJ is unpleasant and uncomfortable.  Does anyone really want to watch this family slit each other’s throats on a “reality” show?

While struggling to find the funny for the New Jersey recap, RuPaul’s Drag Race continues to take the brain space reserved for NJ.

If you watched last night’s Drag Race finale, the anticipated Drag Queen Superstar was not selected… even after a rule-breaking triple “LipSyncForYourLife” battle!!   RuPaul has decided to do a ‘Survivor‘ move and announce the winner during next week’s Drag Race Reunion Show.

So, who will be the winner of the fourth season of RuPaul’s Drag Race??

Will the winner be Phi Phi O’Hara??   Sharon Needles?   OR Chad Michaels???

IF RuPaul is looking for the next innovative, creative drag superstar, then Sharon Needles should win, hands down!  If the next winner of Drag Race is a drag queen who could easily double for Cher and has 20 years of drag finesse, then Chad Michaels will win.  If RuPaul is looking for a drag queen who has perfected her persona in a short amount of time, then PhiPhi O’Hara will take the crown.

 ”Ya’ll are just gonna haveta wait for one more week for the queen to get her Chuck and Al’s cruise!  We have to continue the suspense… it’s rule #736 in the reality shows rule book.  It took me three seasons to read rules #1 through #735…”

While waiting for next week’s announcement on the Drag Race reunion show, viewers can let the people at Drag Race know who their favorites are by tweeting their picks.

SH went on over to get the particulars about tweeting (as if it makes one bit of difference… your tweets mean nothing, except being another way to gauge viewership!)… and who is the first tweet to be listed on RuPaul’s site?  BIG GAY GREGGY!!!   Bleeeeech!  The New Jersey franchise has infected Logo…

SH is goin’ with Sharon Needles for the win!!!

AND… if you think you can drag with the best, Drag Race is accepting applications for Season Five…

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The Real Housewives franchises have become a guilty pleasure for me and I've become intrigued by 'normal' people who would agree to put their lives on television for public display and scrutiny. What are their motives to divulge their daily routines for viewing audiences to approve, reprimand, berate, castigate, attack; basically abuse and judge? Oh, just forget about the above nonsense... the majority of these people are just stoo-pid.
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7 Responses to FOR ALL SH READERS: All Others… YOU Know What To Do!!!… Real Housewives of New Jersey v RuPaul’s Drag Race…

  1. sd says:

    Go Sharon Needles!!!

  2. Miles Perkins says:

    When you said drag race, I thought I’d be able to take my new Vette for a blast down the quarter mile. Ha, imagine my surprise at finding out it’s about nancy boys!

  3. Wesley!!! says:

    If Sharon doesn’t win. I hope she’s on All Stars.

  4. Bond, James Bond says:

    Nancy Boy is such a derogatory term. Anyway, I think Chad could do Kathy Hilton. When I saw your video of Hilton blathering on about her clothes I was immediately struck by how Chax Michaels could totally pull her off. Also, I think LOGO needs to give Chad & Sharon a spinoff show.

  5. I’m going for Chad Michaels if not him then Sharon Needles

  6. Punky Brewstein says:

    Sharon Needles all the way! (Wesley, don’t tease me by putting the notion of “All Stas” out there!)

  7. Crissy says:

    Sharon Needles is so different and versatile I hope she wins!

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