April 13, 2012
UPDATE: 6:00 pm
SUPPOSEDLY… ALLEGEDLY…
Shana had no idea that she wasn’t gonna be featured on season three of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills… and she found out by reading this morning’s ROL and ‘freaked out.’ This from another of ROL’s “sources”:
“Everyone’s concerned that without the marriage drama she’s just going to come across as dull. It’s unlikely that she’s going to be able to start publicly dating again so soon after Russell’s death and with her money troubles she’s unlikely to be leading any kind of aspirational lifestyle, so she’s basically not really going to have any interesting hook,” the source said.
NOTE: Puh-leeeeze! Shana has known that she’s not gonna be back for quite a while… and Shana’s been dating since BEFORE Russell (may be RIP) hanged himself! Another BS item!
Shana “Taylor Armstrong”… “I never liked you, Kyle! Get me a cigarette…”
SH readers have been very aware of what has been reported just TODAY by the Bravo-endorsed site, ROL… that Shana WILL NOT be back for season three of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
SH has been sharing that info with readers for months… the following is the last item posted re Shana’s demise…
POSTED APRIL 2, 2012…
Are they serious??? ROL has MORE “exclusive” (PUH-LEEEZE!) info re the cast changes for season three of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills…HERE.
BEFORE you jump to the link, read on…
NOTE: There has been no OFFICIAL word from Bravo re any cast changes on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Camille Grammer… “Don’t shoot me, Kels…..” Oops, too late!!
However, Camille Grammer will NOT be back… but not for the flimsy reasons which had been reported on sites such as ROL. SH readers have known since the season TWO finale of the RHOBH that Camille was not planning on returning for season THREE of the RHOBH. Why Camille is not coming back for season three has been hashed and RE-hashed on SH. However, if you haven’t read the hash yet, read it… HERE.
Shana “Taylor Armstrong”… “Oh, I’ll be back… just long enough to piss people off…”
There have been numerous reports stating that Shana will be back for season three of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Don’t get all ruffled by this piece of Bravo-backed PR. As stated, there has been no OFFICIAL word from Lord of the Housewives, Miss Andy re Shana’s elusive “return.” Any and ALL “exclusive” insider reports are bullcrap at this point… these reports simply assure the reporting site of an increase in hits. For Bravo it’s all about ratings… for sites, it’s all about the hits.
What is happening now is the usual Bravo hype. It happens before every new season with every franchise. There will be rumors floating around about all the potential Camille replacements… and honestly, whoever runs the dis-information department at Bravo needs to find a few different names to swat around besides the worn out JenniferFlavinStallone, FayeResnick, LindaThompson and EmmaHemmingWillis.
There IS a new name, however… one mentioned in the ROL drivel… Yolanda Foster (shown above with David Foster). Yolanda is David Foster’s wife. The same David Foster who was married to ***cough, cough*** ”lyricist,” member of an ‘evolved species’ and friend of the BH Housewives, Linda Thompson. As mentioned previously on SH, there is no way Yolanda Foster is signing up to be a Housewife. David Foster had his run-in with reality shows when he was married to Linda… a very bad run-in. So, scratch Yolanda’s name off the list, too.
Back to Shana… Shana more than likely WILL be back for season three of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. BUT… Shana’s “return” will be played out just like Peggy Tanous’ on the Real Housewives of Orange County. Peggy was included in the first three episodes of season seven and then Peggy was gone.
Shana will probably be included in the first episode of season three of the RHOBH. Long enough for Shana to say her ‘good-byes’ to all her super-good friends who have helped her through her arduous ordeal and for Shana to say that she now has to focus on her daughter… blah, blah, blah… and exit, stage right.
All the rumors of Shana coming back to BH and the rumors of her being filmed would then pan out… long enough to whip up frenzied viewers to drum up the big ratings numbers for the season three premiere episode. And isn’t that what it’s all about for Bravo… RATINGS??
Shana’s return would definitely assure that Bravo gets the ratings gold… but, will Shana be staying? NO!
NOTE: In viewing this video again of ScarySpiceShana hovering over Kyle, Adrienne and Kim… while Lisa keeps her distance….HagfaceKyle’s body language screams that she knows SSS ain’t gonna be back…
Wow! This is is a joyous day. I’ll barf while she is saying goodbye to her “family”, but this made my whole day and then some. One point for the good guys.
Ms. SH knew it was coming long ago. There is a sweet irony that Bravo/ROL did their “official” non release on Friday the 13th.
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Looks like I’ll be watching Season 3………after all.
While I hope it is true, in the past you have always said ROL does not know what they are talking about so why should we believe them now….
klg: It’s not what ROL said… it’s what SH said. ROL, like HuffPo, is simply a voice for Bravo… Shana won’t be back. ROL should be crediting SH with the story! TFC!!! SH
but ROL has reported before she IS coming back. confused why now all of sudden this information is correct. unless you know something you arent saying.
Everythign thats being posted on Twitter from the Blogs say she is being “phased out”
but will be back Wonder what the truth is.
What glorious news!! Do you know if she will be “phased out” over several episodes or if the door will hit her in her bony ass the first episode? I’m sure Bravo will make it very dramatic with many, many tears from her “friends”. I’ll bet Kyle will have a fainting spell for dramatic effect….
Or Kyle will do a Very Special “Splits” Episode. Maybe a montage…IDK!
I guess we will just have to “watch what happens”!
Will Taylor be leaving to focus on Kennedy or will she be too busy saving lives with her book and DV talk tour?
LOL. Reality spin of convenience, gotta love it. /ratings hoes
‘Scuse me while I kiss the sky……
*Cues Hallelujah Chorus*
I hope this is true, ’cause dat bish cray.
Uh, Yolanda is too saggy all over to wear that dress. Just sayin’.
Major relief!
YEAY!!!!!!!
YES! Best news for the early am!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Bye, Bye, Shanna the Scammer!
Thank you Ms SH, I am very pleased. Today is a happy day, even being friday the 13, the day that Shana cried, cause you know she is having one big pity party. Love it.
I would love to be a fly on the wall (with a camera) when Shana gets the news she ain’t coming back!
Jeannie: Shana has known that she won’t be back for season three for quite a while… as mentioned on SH several times. TFC!!! SH
I believe that too! Just from watching the interview they all had together you posted a few days ago. Every one of them looked like there was something they couldn’t say and Shana/Tayliar kept hugging and trying to come off as though she was trying to make everyone believe before she is gone that they are all close like family. If you watch it again with knowing this info doesn’t those looks Kyle an Adrienne give her look like they are very aware that she won’t be there to much longer. Just my opinion.
They looked like they were trying so hard to keep from rolling their eyes everytime she spoke….esp Ade and Kyle
I think so too.
I was just confused because she was so animated and all smiles in the video above. She must be a good actress or she was high on something. Probably the latter.
There IS a God!
SH, thank you, thank you, thank you!!! This is the best Friday the 13th ever!!!
SH, you know the best thing about the “finger pointing” gif is watching SHAFT’s little bobble head bounce up and down following the Richards sisters going all BH Oklahoma on Brandi!! I think she hippo-tized herself right then and there into believing she actually was family with those bishes!
Hippo-tized! Luvs it!
^ That is hilarious!
I will say that watching this show(s) and then learning the true backstory has been an education. Rarely can you point at evil and say “There it is!”. Nevertheless, week after week that little gem is delivered via satellite. This ability to spot evil has been a blessing for me personally. I spot non-sense so much quicker now. It can be a real help at times.
So, Thank You Mrs. Stoopid Housewives!!!
Ok, so what did we learn today? For those of you that didn’t already know… SH is the only place for reliable HWs scoop. Let’s celebrate this news about Taylor that MsSH told us about a long time ago! How? Oh I don’t know… No more Traylor trash Shana posts? Shall I hold my breath?
exactly! ms. sh has been saying this for a long time…and correct about camille, too.
I just hope the “phasing” process only takes half an episode!! I won’t watch it again unless shes GONE
After the many drunken melt downs and screaming attacks perpetrated by Shana during season 2, I have wondered if Russel who seemed “Controlling” during season 1 by making Shana leave parties early, was really his attempt to prevent Shana from getting drunk and acting crazy. Does anyone else have any thoughts about this?
You betcha! It’s been proposed, seconded and passed!
Russ was trying to keep her from embarassing both him and her.
I caught that one episode from season 1 again, when they are at the hotel after the Jay Z concert and Russell makes Taylor leave. I remember thinking at the time that he was kind of a jerk for doing that but when I rewatched and paid attention to how Taylor was talking (as in her articulation) I noticed that she was starting to slur her words. She wasn’t as bad as Colorado or Malibu yet but she was on her way. I’ll bet THAT was why Russell made her leave. He knew she was half toasted and he wanted her out of there before she made a fool of herself.
Oh yea I remember thinking omg he is so terrible but looking back on it I really believe he was just trying to save them both some embarrassment. I think Russell knew Taylor has a drinking problem, I think Taylor drank her whole pregnancy and that is why little Kennedy looks different.
When Russell was walking drunk Taylor away from the hotel party, he said something very quietly like “Let’s go get something to eat”
He had recognized that they both had a drinking problem, and at the time of his death, he had quit drinking for a few months. (I think.) Shana had not. In fact she increased her intake of alcohol and diet pills and I think she hid Russell’s depression medication from him, but that’s just me.
I also wondered about their couples counseling…it seemed their therapist was not really concerned with Russell’s well being at all and was just there to further Taylor’s agenda. If he was the doc prescribing meds to Russell, why was he accompanying HER to dumb parties instead of looking after Russell too? Why did he not address them as a couple with substance abuse issues and try to help them both?
Yes! That was my takeaway, as well. It was COUPLES counseling. His feelings and emotions were just as important as hers. Yet, that was not shown, at least not on the episodes.
I agree with you kel, I wondered the same thing.
They’re in COUPLES counseling, but it looked more like two against Russell. Especially when he escorted Taylor to the SUR opening and insisted that the ladies sit down and listen to Taylor.
I failed to see any impartiality on the therapist’s part!
I also wonder, does the therapist feel any remorse for his actions (or should I say INaction) that a patient under his care committed suicide?
Yes! That counseling with Dr. Sophy was SO WRONG!! Consider the Body Language: Dr. Sophy is sitting much higher/looking down on the two clients (Taylor & Russell) who were sitting separately in low chairs; Dr. Sophy has his legs crossed blocking his clients with his hairy,sockless ankles aimed at Taylor’s face. Taylor’s body is aimed at Dr. Sophy. Russell is situated far away from them both although he tries to lean in to be part of their “couples therapy” chatter.
I also believe that Bravo filmed this scene over & over again until Russell finally looked at his watch and said “I have to go”, but the audience only saw that last comment which made us think that Russell was not cooperating. We’ve been told before, here on SH, that Bravo will film a scene over & over until they think they have enough fodder for drama.
Great observation on the body language and the “situated seating,” forblogs!
I hadn’t noticed that, but do recall it now that you mention it.
Regarding Russell looking at his watch and saying he had to go, I think I recall that he did that in response to them holding up a cue card saying, “divorce” (they were supposed to discuss what was on the cue card).
Best news I ever heard! I hope Shana doesn’t let the door hit her in the lips on the way out. This is totally catty, but why does Shana’s nose look huge lately? Is it cause she keeps blowin’ her lips up even bigger so now they touch her nose, or is it the feaky cheek implants? Any-who…glad I won’t have to look at her or hear her lies again.
I hope she take those big lips with her. So happy we will not have to see them again.
Haaaaaaaaaaa, great video panda
Wow. They all kinda just humored Taylor when she spoke, and after the second time she said they are like family you could see Adrienne cringe. So painfully obvious that she clings most tightly to Adrienne and Kyle, yet they are just annoyed by her. I almost felt sorry for Taylor. Almost.
Wow so good news!!!!!!!! At least some good stories to tell except lies by Shana
And look at Lisa when Shana was speaking! She was horrified, ( in her British accent). Like WITH are you saying!?! Btw WITH means / what in the hell/ Imho…:)
Wow. The body language and facial expressions in that video were so very telling. The four ladies were all holding back. Kyle, Andrienne, and Lisa especially all had a sick look about them when Shana would spout off. Shana even in this video is so fake. She’s the only one all wide eyed and mouth gaping open and ‘hahahaha’ everything is wonderful, family, family, family. Very interesting..I am sure these women can not wait to officially have no ties to Shana. It’s an uncomfortable, horrified, don’t know what is going to come out of her mouth look on their faces.
It also appears to me as if they physically ‘boxed her out’ of the group relegating her to the back row which made Traylor keep injecting her head between them….it was kinda funny to watch, actually. Body language is SO loud……
Didn’t they start filming BH this week? I wonder what events were going on that Taylor found out she wasn’t invited to. She probably called one of her ‘close, personal’ HW friends and found out they were filming.
You know, I’d bet as huge chunk that Kyle was in on the ‘phase out’. Watch that video without the sound. The looks of the other ladies every time Taylor speaks is priceless. Especially from Kyle. She’s obviously had “ENOUGH!” of Taylor. I still don’t like the mean girl.
I noticed that also, about Kyle. Especially in the beginning. I’ll bet Taylor is frantically searching for her next Sugar Daddy now that she’s not going to be on the show any longer.
Her remark about her love life being as interesting as the tabloids make it out to be made me want to punch her in the face……because we all know that her affair with the lawyer was TRUE…..now that she’s being phased out I bet she and the lawyer commence their relationship…..he’s rich right?
I want to aid and abet you with those blows to her tragic face. She just wanted to bring it back to her…..
Couldn’t help but notice Taylor moving with the camera so she wouldn’t miss any face time. Ugh!
Taylor’s talking points:
1) We’re family (at which the other ladies couldn’t look far enough away from Taylor)
2) We all have problems (so be sure and watch how I deal with mine!)