SH “HIT AND RUN” FOR THURSDAY: Nene Leakes Divorce Tweets… DonCaroManzo… Teresa Guidice Gets $15,000 for Two Hour Appearance… Reality Kids… Real Housewives of Vancouver Jody Claman…

                                       Tree Joodice… “You’ll never make as much as I do, Missy!!!”

TERESA GIUDICE:  According to celebrity booker, Mike Esterman, Tree commands $15,000 for a two hour appearance…HERE.

“Teresa Giudice (‘Celebrity Apprentice,’ ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’), who has a new cookbook out, will get $15,000 a pop for a two-hour meet-and-greet,” says Esterman.

Tree will also be at the Blue Ridge Wine and Food Festival on Saturday, April 14… you’ll have to pay $40 to watch her cook her “Devil’s Shrimp over Angel Hair Pasta”  and let’s not forget Tree’s “Happy Endings Cannoli Cupcakes”… HERE.   NOTE:  Seriously???  $40 to watch Tree mumble some words while making some super simple recipe which she has already made a bazillion times on TV?  What morons are going to pay $40 a person for that???   AND… Tree ain’t even throwin’ in a cookbook!


REALITY SHOW DAUGHTERS:  Briana Culberson, 25; Victoria de Lesseps, 17; Pandora Sabo, 26; Tierra Fuller, 26; and Lauren Manzo, 24… talk about being on Housewives… HERE.

 Jody Claman… “Yeah, I’m drunk… but, what are you??”

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF VANCOUVER:  Jody Claman discusses why she prefers natural remedies instead of plastic surgery, what she really thinks of Christina and how her lifestyle differs from that of the other housewives… HERE.

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DON CARO MANZO:  Members of the Manzo family, including Caroline and Albert, are scheduled to appear at Dearborn Markey on Sunday, April 22 from noon to 3 p.m. to promote The Brownstone line of signature pasta sauces… HERE.

NENE LEAKES:  Nene ‘splains bein’ divorced from Gregg via Twitter:

(Thanks to SH reader “originalCyn”!!!)