LISA VANDERPUMP: Sylvester Stallone says Lisa recommended con man contractor to do kitchen upgrade… Lisa’s friend, Mohamed!… HERE.
YOU can meet Giggy and Ken Todd if you take the TMZ bus tour!!!… HERE.
ANDY COHEN:
Cohen, 43, addressed the flamboyant nature of Killam’s imitation during Sunday’s “Watch What Happens Live.”
“On a scale of Clint Eastwood to Paul Lynde, I always thought I was a little more on the Clint Eastwood side than the Paul Lynde side,” he said, according to People magazine. “But I got it. … It was funny. It was funny as hell.” NOTE: What was Miss Andy watching??? Miss Andy is dreamin’ if he thinks any part of the SNL parody was Clint Eastwood… Andy’s parody on SNL was 100% Paul Lynde.
Paul Lynde on The Dean Martin Show…
BRANDI GLANVILLE: BOOK WARS!!! LeAnn Rimes now has plans to write a book about her and Eddie Cibrian’s love. This news comes after Brandi annouced that she will be writing a book about her and Eddie’s marriage and how to survive divorce. Brandi will be off to Cabo today and was with her book agent yesterday…
KANDI BURRUSS: Kandi’s gonna be in Las Vegas at Gallery Nightclub inside Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino on Friday, April 13. The very same Gallery Nightclub that is hosting a BootyBounce Competition two days from now… HERE.
Lisa Vanderpump… “I hate those bloody morons on RHOBH…”
Lisa chats about the RHOBH and her White Party…
No wonder Lisa was queen of the White Party… Lisa and Jeffrey Sanker are doin’ a bit of quid pro quo…HERE.
SHANA “TAYLOR ARMSTRONG”: You can NOW have Shana’s REAL voice as YOUR ringtone… HERE. AND… Shana’s reps must be having some problems with booking her for speaking engagements; they are issuing PR statements… HERE.
LISA VANDERPUMP: More “advice” from Lisa…know your animal prints…DUH!!… HERE. Lisa plays the usual “I don’t know nuthin’ about the next season of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” game…
(Thanks to SH reader “siren”!!!)
Lisa is a lady and was wrongly targeted at the reunion. She, however, is one to rise above. I admire her for that.
Also, one of the most revealing interviews of Shana was also done by KTLA. Ms SH posted it in October. Done just a few short months following the suicide Shana is jovial, bubbly, and self-involved as she watches herself on monitors. KTLA interviewers remain somber and seem to ‘try’ to call her out the best they can under the circumstances. Her demeanor in that interview is embedded in my memory….unfortunately.
cherry: Interesting to watch the KTLA interview: http://stoopidhousewives.com/2011/10/17/real-housewives-of-beverly-hills-taylor-armstrong-shanatraylortrash-predicts-murder-suicide-if-still-married/ TFC!!! SH
Lisa’s magenta satin trench looks great.
Sorry, Mandy–if your spectrum of “butch” runs from Clint Eastwood to Paul Lynde, you need to extend it to the right a few light years. If you meant to say that you make Paul Lynde look like Clint Eastwood, well, then, OK.
Have I mentioned before that I cannot STAND Mandy??
Yes, WHO, every freakin’ chance you get!!!
Oh, OK, just wanted to make sure!
Dear Who! I’m so glad you reminded me of your distaste for (M)Andy. I swear, I nearly forgot. I’m not being sarcastic. I haven’t been on SH as much.
Andy Cohen makes Liberace look masculine. The only male quality about him is the “M” on his birth certificate. Only in Obama’s America could a fruity, mediocre screwball be placed in such a high profile position.
Zorro: LOL!!! TFC!! SH
That isn’t true. I think they are all a hot mess. :0)
Let’s move on from blaming Bush.
What does Ms. Andy have to do with Obama? I think we have BRAVO to thank for appointing Andy in his position. What a strange statement…
OMG Leeann PLEASE get over yourself. I really do fear for Brandi’s safety. Leeann copies everything and seems to think people are to stupid to realize it. Leeann please save your book for after that douche bag cheats and leaves you.
Then it can be exactly like Brandi’s!
OMG is it not enough that Leann is a homewrecker that she has to put the knife in Brandi’s back, a second time? Has Leann actually gone on the record and said she’s writing a book or is this speculation? Because if she actually is with the timing coinciding after Brandi started hers.. wow. As if she wasn’t a you know what to begin with! Steal the woman’s husband, transform yourself to ‘try’ to look like her (in Leann’s dreams), and now let’s go put a book out at the same time?
At least Eddie Cibrian will be alive to sue Brandi for slander should the book be slanderous. Russell never had that opportunity. Is this book in the best interest of her boys? Perhaps she is going to include recipies and beauty tips. Oh Joy. Enough of these Housewives books already. I like Brandi, but this disappoints me.
You’re right. Writing a book about how her husband has wronged her, not the best move with consideration of the kids.I do think that much of what Leann does in the media is an ‘in your face’ move towards Brandi.
Slanderous implies untruthfulness. I think Brandi has plenty of proof when it comes to Eddie.
And if Eddie wants Brandi to stop trying to make money to support her kids, then maybe he should start giving her some rather than shoving the extravagent life style that he and Lizard live under Brandi’s nose.
I think Brandi said the book was about her not her ex or his wife. She said it was how she got through a very public divorce and moved on. I don’t think she plans to write a tell all book about her ex and his currant wife.
Leanne is really mentally unstable to be stalking and emulating everything “Brandi.” I’ve seen that behavior in a few other women. They get fixated on another woman and act like a teenager in love.
There is something seriously wrong with Leann mentally. She has power and wealth and yet is the most insecure person.
I shouldn’t have clicked on the Shana link–that made me SICK to think that she’d be hired (or even allowed!!) to speak about DV. Bleh!
Cohen is SOOOO narcissistic he missed the entire point of the impersonation – that he’s incredibly narcissistic!
Well put! SNL has Cohen down and he hates it! I bet he made a combination of 18 disappointed/shocked Cohen faces while watching that sketch. He’s probably still making them…
LeAnn, Give it up already!!! We all know that story of your and Eddie’s love, here I’ll write it for you.
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the end!
oh snap!
Might I add a no you did NOT! and a Lol bc it’s true!
Does anybody else think Eddie and LeAnn look alike–same squinty beady little eyes and skinny smile?? And that first pic of them in the slideshow–looks like she’s warning him what’ll happen if he strays again!!
uh-huh, it does. is that a wince that i detect from him?
They do!! And omg they would make such ugly babies! LOL but that reminds me of something…. LA steals Brandi’s everything right, so why does LA not have a baby yet?! Seems to me she would be trying to get one before douchebag is ready to move on without her. I would imagine her trying to start their OWN family and try to get Brandi and her boys out of it.
I think Leanne is too conceited to have a child because a) it would need attention and take the attention away from her ; and b) she would gain weight).
I bet she is afraid that Eddie is selfish and that she would not be able to obsess on him is she had a kid. He probably complained to her about Brandi not giving him enough attention. If Eddie is the gold digger we think he is, HE would get LeAnn pregnant so he could get his hooks into that money a little deepr.
I would bet money that they are trying, but she’s way too skinny and her body might not be cooperating.
Clint Eastwood??? What kind of drinking game was Ms.Andy playing? It must have lasted for days and days…..
great article !
love the links & comparison…
andy is ‘crackin’ up’
sure as hell…
Can Lisa go anywhere without that damn dog??????????
Omg thank you! What’s going to happen to him if he stays home? Maybe he wants to… and why does she tote around Giggy and not one of her other dogs?
I think Giggy is on the frail health side and thats why.
I agree. I have 3 little dogs and my oldest has arthritis and knee problems. I carry her around a lot, too. I would actually go more places and even on vacation if I knew I could trust anyone else to take care of her like I do.
Me, too, Debra. I have three little dogs (one is older with arthritis) and I haven’t had a vacation in YEARS! But, that’s okay, they are worth it!
The article under the PR statement for Taylor, the Public speaking engagement hookup, has a glaring mistake…that she had the courage to leave an abusive relationship…she did not leave it..Russell died. She has not had to worry about him coming after her or stalking her. Never had to fear him at all (if she ever really did have to fear him.) From what I saw on RH, he did not show any signs of a controlling abuser. Not saying it didn’t happen, just sayin what I saw.
Two things…
Maybe Taylor isn’t returning for season 3 (or if she is, only for 1-2 episodes to tie up her storyline) because I can’t imagine the Bravo cameras will want to follow her around from city to city on these speaking engagements. And if she’s available to traipse all over for them, maybe that means she won’t have a filming schedule to worry about. Of course, that’s assuming that anyone wants to hire her to speak, which is doubtful.
And, I guess this means that Jennifer Flavin Stallone WON’T be in the running for a Beverly Hills HoWife job anytime soon, huh?