REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: KATHY WAKILE, MELISSA GORGA, TERESA GIUDICE, CAROLINE MANZO, JACQUELINE LAURITA…MORE ABOUT SEASON FOUR…WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN ON PREMIERE EPISODE…

March 23, 2012  11:59 am   Bravo

               “Oh, look Melissa!  There’s your old boss from Lookers and he’s coming this way… he’s all mic’d up, so this is NOT a set up that we’re all in on…”

The premiere episode sets the stage for a dramatic season answering fans’ burning question…why did Jacqueline not attend the season three reunion?   (NOTE:  Is THIS a burning question???  Don’t think so…)

Caroline Manzo struggles to maintain her friendship with Teresa.  (We all know how that’s going!)  

Jacqueline’s daughter, Ashley, has outstayed her welcome, resulting in a shocking ultimatum.  (We all know that Ashlee’s been in LA… so that’s a “shocker!”)

Melissa remains determined to bring the family back together, but certain accusations threaten to destroy her reputation and her marriage.   (We all know the story about MeGo bein’ a stripper at Lookers… and it hasn’t destroyed her reputation OR her marriage!)

Kathy tries to bridge the divide and fears what will happen if Teresa’s husband, Joe, end ups in jail.   (Kathy developed a concoction of a drink that Juicy can smuggle into jail… it looks and tastes just like red velvet cake!)

The sand begins to fly between Teresa and her brother, Joe, when their families head down to the Jersey Shore.   (Oh… another Punta Cana scenario…)

NOTE:  So what else is new???