MARCH 20, 2012  9:00 am  UPDATE 1:10 pm  4:15 pm  9:30 pm

NOTE:  My Becky is having a fabulous time during Spring Break and she better hurry back!  Why?  SH’s robotic arm broke!  A photo is included below of how SH is coping while waiting to get the arm back…

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF DALLAS:  This would not deserve a mention on SH.  However, this from DallasMorningNews about Dallas “Housewife” Tiffany Mullen was just too funny!

Last week’s bogus report of a secret list of cast members for the nonexistent The Real Housewives of Dallas TV show gave me a chance to run down Tiffany Mullen, who was mentioned in the report.

She is no longer a housewife, she is no longer in Dallas and she’s not doing any Bravo TV shows. Otherwise, the report was accurate.

“I don’t know how this connection was made because I have never been approached, contacted by or connected with The Real Housewives of Dallas,” she says.

Long before the show The Bachelor, Dallas oilman Mike Mullen went on Oprah Winfrey’s TV show, flashed a 13-carat diamond and said he was looking for a bride. He was flooded with letters and offers. Lots of dating and private jetting around ensued.

In the summer of ’98, he ended up marrying Tiffany Kornegay, who was not one of his Oprah pursuers. That was the fairy-tale ending.  As for the real-life ending, Tiffany and Mike divorced in 2007, which seemed to have escaped the notice of the secret-list makers.

Tiffany Mullen now lives in Aspen, Colo.  Mike Mullen and his wife, Justine, live in Dallas.

NOTE:  Other than the fact that Tiffany lives in Aspen; is not married; has never heard from Bravo… the bogus report is 100% accurate!!

                                                                  PamDana Wilkey and John Flynn…

DANA WILKEY:  AlienShapeShifter PamDana Wilkey is “dis” engaged from her “fiance” John Flynn… HERE.   NOTE:   This is a total NON-story!  Uh… when were PamDana and Flynn EVER together???  Callin’ manufactured BS story on this… just a little tidbit in PamDana’s attempt to keep her name relevant.

NOTE:  Whoever wrote the linked article has been drinkin’ the PamDana kool-aid!  If PamDana is worth $12 million as the article states, she should have no problem in settling the looming lawsuit still in the courts brought because PamDana and John Flynn ripped off an investor... HERE.

(FOR SOME EXTRA READING:  PamDana’s bankruptcy…HERE…. PamDana’s real estate problems… HERE…. PamDana’s Adwil Agency… HERE.)

DANIELLE STAUB:  Those “800” numbers which ex-NJ Housewife Danielle Staub was tweeting two days ago were real!  Danielle says that she’s being paid $1,000 an hour to chat with people calling her… HERE!   NOTE:  SH researched the number Danielle was tweeting… it was listed as a sex phone line.  Danielle says that she is not required to “talk dirty”… Uh, OK Danielle!

                                    Kroy Biermann and lil KJ Biermann…

KIM ZOLCIAK:  Kim is 4 months pregnant… HERE.   Kim is gonna need MORE help!!!

MARISA ZANUCK:  More about the new BH Housewife… HERE.

NENE LEAKES:   Nene getting a closet makeover on tomorrow’s episode of “The Amandas”… HERE.

THE FAME GAME:  “The credibility of any ‘celeb’ doctor or lawyer goes out the window the second I see they have the fame bug,” he said. “Once they start with the game of fame, they are discounted. Many experts are there to help or grow their business; it is easy to tell the experts from the fame seekers.”… HERE.

VICKI GUNVALSON:  Vicki talks about getting married again and why Brooks got behind in child support… HERE.

CYNTHIA BAILEY:  Cynthia will be at TWEF on March 26… where YOU can learn “wisdom tips!”… “Participants will receive expert advice and instruction on What it takes to be a Winner,” “Financial Freedom,” and “Controlling your Emotions for Success.”… and This year we will feature Runway Model Cynthia Bailey, the CEO of “The Bailey Modeling Agency”. Cynthia is also currently starring in BRAVO’s hit reality series “Housewives of Atlanta”.   MORE… HERE!   (NOTE:  What words of “WISDOM” exactly will Cynthia be spewing???  Attendees should find that out before donating a can of corn!)

KYLE RICHARDS:  Kathy Hilton’s Party on Saturday…

CAMILLE GRAMMER:  Kathy Hilton’s Party on Saturday…

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(Thanks to SH reader “originalSnarky”!!!)