MARCH 18, 2012 10:10 am UPDATE 4:00 pm 9:00 pm
LUANN DE LESSEPS: LuAnn with Greg Kelly this morning on GoodDayNY… HERE.
TAYLOR ARMSTRONG: Shana is rippin’ off people at her BeautyTicket.com site… HERE.
RH of SBOSTON: Interview with creators of Real Housewives of South Boston… HERE.
NENE LEAKES: Nene is back at Glee…
SONJA MORGAN: Sonja is running a contest on her FB page to win some “kitchen threadz!” Enter… HERE. GOOD LUCK!!!
(See all KitchenThreadz items… HERE! AND Sonja’s site… HERE.)
TERESA GIUDICE: Juicy and kids went to peddle Tree’s new toothpaste whitening stuff. Look, Juicy’s playing a dentist!!!… HERE.
WHO IS THIS GIRL???
KYLE RICHARDS, ELLIOTT MINTZ: Kyle Richards’ PR person, Elliott Mintz, brought this chick to Kyle’s “White Party”… and no one knew who the hell she was… until now! Exciting!!! She is Marina Orlova “Hot for Words”… HERE.
KARENT SIERRA: Karent tells the Miami Herald that “she wanted to prove to viewers that not all the women on these shows are, well, classless morons (our words, not hers).”… HERE. NOTE: Karent is gonna have a lot of provin’ to do!!!
Tina Fey… New Jersey Housewives are “sub-human”…
Tamra and Wretched… or is it Wretched and Tamra… Whatever!!!
GRETCHEN ROSSI, TAMRA BARNEY: Tamra’s engagement staged…Slade turned down Bravo offer of ring and trip… Eddie and Tamra grabbed it... HERE. NOTE: SOP for Bravo! Of course Tamra and Eddie are gonna jump at all the freebies, including a Tamra and Eddie wedding… a sure way for Tamra’s storyline to continue! However, equating Tamra and Eddie pickin’ up the slack when Slimey allegedly turned down the offer with calling their engagement a “sham”… don’t make much sense. Just because Bravo is paying for another wedding package don’t make it a sham…
KYLE RICHARDS: Kyle mentioned during her book signing in Palm Springs that she is planning on opening a clothing store a few doors down from Lisa Vanderpump’s restaurant… no verification yet. NOTE: Makes sense! Kyle could be the outlet for Kathy Hilton’s ‘fashions’… Kathy can’t sell her new clothing line at her consignment store! Kathy’s fashions… HERE.
KATHY WAKILE: Kathy opened a NJ discount furniture store! Gave away an iPad!!!… HERE.
(Thanks to SH readers “Bobby” and “cybraxis”!!!!)
Two questions for Kathy Wakile…………….Did the iPad work and why didn’t she give me one?
Miles: It was probably one of those knock-off iPads… with a battery that lasts 45 seconds! What would you expect from New Jersey??? TFC!! SH
It’s laughable, Slade hasn’t turned anything free down since the series started. He’d prob have to report it as income which would worry him about child support issues. Bravo needs to not allow him on the show (even if he’s not paid) until his child support issues are completely resolved (same should be true for Brooks).
I swear, it seems like everyone on the shows adds a letter to the end of their name to try and be unique… Gregg, Donn, Karent. WTH? Pretty soon they’ll all be changing their names: Ramonaaah, Kimmmmm, Kandieieio.
I think adding an extra letters to the end of your name is a great idea.
Milessssssss
Grannyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Nah, doesn’t work. Just sounds like when my grandchildren are calling me.
By the way, WordPress is driving me crazy. Or is that crazyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Consignment store? Unless Kathy Hilton is renting ballgowns, in my part of the world we call that a thrift store.
Tina Fey: The OC wives look like “an explosion at a wax museum.” Bwahaha. Brian Williams seems like a real turd in that clip.
What IS that orange foam rising from Vicki’s cake? Runoff from her love tank? And hey, Vicki, you’re older than me-e! And always wi-il be! McSpanky doesn’t like Vicki. She’s an explosion at a “God does not love divorce” convention.
With the new information gessie (thank you gessie!) squeezed out of that RHs story writer in mind, the Tamra union makes me wonder.. She apparently is willing to do whatever they ask of her for the show. Why not a wedding? I wonder how seriously she really takes her relationship with Eddie.
Good point! She went from not wanting to move in with him bc of her kids. Too fast! To getting engaged? Makes sense… Surrre
I think Tamra is the most greediest, materialistic, conceited one of the whole bunch. She’s on her 3rd breast implant operation and now this story about opportunistically grabbing a diamond ring and a free luxury vacation just goes to show what her priorities are. After hearing her tell Eddie about how her daughter Sophia was crying about “too many people” in her family already, I would think that both of them might want to focus some attention on Tamra’s existing brood.
And this is coming form Wretchen so I don’t buy it! It was reported weeks ago that Slave went begging Bravo execs for a ring when the piblic found out he was going to propose with Jo Dela Rosa’s ring….wretched just wants some shine thrown her way and can’t stand that she isn’t the center of attention! Slave would never turn downa freebie…heck if he did he wudda got the heck off his slimey arse and found a JOB…he loves handouts so I do not buy this story put out by RHOC’s resident liar and bunko artist Rossi!
You can’t eat all those carrots, Karent!
(go ahead, say it out loud… It funny)
I just can’t picture my husband dressed in that attire! He’s the Kitchen Nazi in this home. I love to cook but can’t find anyone to eat my fix-ins!
Your correct, Consignment is a fancy word for a Thrift Store. Hell that idiot in Storage wars started using Consignment after a few episodes in naming his store, it used to be called a Thrift store.
What ever happened to resale stores or second hand shops?
Dear Karent Sierra, everyone was so busy making fun of your name they forgot to comment on your outfit. Let me do that for you now. Please remeber that when you are on RHOM you are going to be photographed alot and you may want to avoid the pitfalls of some of you fellow housewives like Kyle and the two blonde idiot OC housewives pictured above and find a really good stylist. Your banana yellow ill fitting wrinkled evening gown with the strange cumberbund is not pretty. The ethnic looking chunky necklace does not compliment your halter neckline.Do not feel bad you do look better than the woman falling out of her dress behind you. You seem like a nice lady, no one will listen to anything you have to say if you keep dressing like that and you will never be able to prove your not a classless idiot.
I can’t stop laughing right now! Karent karent style herself! Also did anyone else click on the link for Elliot Mintz’s “girlfriend”? She describes herself as a philologist and all these creepy guys reply to her, calling her “teacher”! Who is anybody kidding? Elliot has been gay since the 80′s when he became Yoko Ono’s “companion” when John Lennon died. How about prostitute, dominatrix hussy for a title? Philologist?!?! LMAO!!!
I’m laughing even harder because I almost called him Elliot Gould!
You forgot mail order bride!lol
Right! Thank you, oh gorgeous teacher! LOL!
She just karent do nothing right! What’s wrong with her, Meekah?! Lol
I don’t know, Romo, I just karent figure it out! LMAO!
well while you two figure it out, I’m gonna go to another thread and read about how many Karent’s are in Tamara Barney’s Coscos engagement ring!
Make sure you ask Gretchen why she karent tell the truth about her and Slimey and Tamraaaah and Eddieieio’s engagements!
Lmao, I couldn’t Karent less!!
SD, HaaaaHaaaa! I’m pretty sure everyone else on the site is bored with this, but I seriously can’t stop laughing about it! I haven’t had a laugh like this in a couple of months and I love it! I karent stop laughing, and I don’t freaking karent!
I know, sometimes you just have to be silly!!
Now every time I see that chick I’m gonna remember this lol! Guess I’m watching Miami after all. Who am I kidding, I’ll be watching hehe!
Oh one more..I’ll watch it cause when o.c. and Atlanta ends it will be the only franchise that is Karently running!
You are so much more creative than I am, and I am a philologist! How did that happen? Look at my pictures, I analyze words in my white dress, shoes and purse! Let’s talk about words, not my huge boobs and my racy pics. PLEASE take me seriously!
I’m just catching up to this and it’s still hilarious! Karent… wth?! Wait until we hear mama Elsa say it.
She’s a philologist? Riiiiight because that’s exactly what was missing in Hollywood.
Who are the people in the photo right before the black and white pic of Kandi?
Bubbie: That’s Tamra’s mother and her new boyfriend… TFC!! SH
Ah! It was driving me crazy trying to figure it out. Thanks!
I thought Kathy Wakile actually opened a discount furniture store, as in a new business venture. Lol! I was wondering if she was going to have samples of her desserts at the kitchen section.
I read the report from the Beauty Blogger (from the article above “Taylor Armstrong: Shana is rippin’ off people…..”) who bought 2 of shana’s BeautyTicket packs. The blogger was very thorough in describing her experience, incl photos, of what she actually received from shana’s cosmetic stuff. After attempts to contact them, the blogger finally got a letter from shana’s BeautyTicket that sounded exactly like the Shana/Taylor WE know: passive/aggressive, then snarky, to aggressive, then a mocking “thank you sooooo much”. All Shana left out of (the/her) letter was “stay tuned!”
Yikes. The keeping it a “fun” promotion (mentioned in the follow-up response, ONLY) was a real red flag. Of course those words are only seen on the back end. After the premium sounding words set the hook and reel them in. She is consistent that Traylor.
Looks like Barney is a copy cat….her hair is looking more and more like Gretch’s…she just didn’t use hot rollers today!