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KELLY BENSIMON: KELLY’S HANGIN’ OUT IN MIAMI…WITH TINSLEY MORTIMER… TWO REALITY D-LISTERS…HOSTING BRUNCH AT BAOLI… PHOTOS

MARCH 3, 2012  11:10 pm   UPDATE March 5, 2012  7:40 pm

BAOLI MIAMI’s SECRET GARDEN BRUNCH…   

“WANT TO KNOW OUR LITTLE SECRET? COME SEE FOR YOURSELF, THIS SATURDAY FEATURING FORMER Real Housewives of New York KELLY BENSIMON! CHAMPAGNE STARTS FLOWING AT 2PM!”

If you were thinking about seeing Kelly at the brunch this afternoon, obviously you are a bit late… and you probably didn’t know the password that was required to enter the restaurant!  But, never fear… included in the slide show are photos of Kelly and her sidekick, Tinsley Mortimer…  

Hosting brunches is what ex-Housewives are asked to do!

                                                                         Kelly STILL got huge feet!!!   Look at those boats!!

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19 comments on “KELLY BENSIMON: KELLY’S HANGIN’ OUT IN MIAMI…WITH TINSLEY MORTIMER… TWO REALITY D-LISTERS…HOSTING BRUNCH AT BAOLI… PHOTOS

  1. I’m all for women remaining hot as they age, but I swear I could see her C-section scar in the first shot. Ewww! And she’s got a middle-aged belly. If you can’t bear to switch to a one-piece, at least get a less skimpy one-piece, Kels. Yegads.

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  2. If I don’t get some jellybeans….and I mean NOW…..I’m gonna bring someone down with my chest-bone-hook and then boob-whip ‘em with my lopsided-opposite-pointing orbs of steel!!!

    Now, look at me, LOOK AT ME, people!!! I’m AMAZING!!!!!

    (btw, I don’t know if that’s my C-section scar or a very big wrinkle, but if you don’t think it’s cute, it must be because you’re down heeeere and I’m up heeeeere! Ahhh!)

    This is how I stand naturally when I’m wading in a public pool. But, ewwww, it’s public! So I have to arch my back and put my hand behind my head and do the Angie-leg-pose. Yes, yes, yes – I know I’m using my LEFT leg, but Angie really got that from me. ME!

    Perhaps I don’t have much to offer the world, but I’m soooo hot!! Since the Bravo thing didn’t take, I can probably charge people to ride on my chest-bone hook. How did I get so smart? Who really NEEDS Harvard? I’m brilliance personified in a sand angel!

    —- Kelly (the Jelly) KB (as in KayBee Toys)

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  3. KKB actually looks younger with clothes on. Without them, she conjures up spirits of the man-physique-world – a la the big-feet, no waist, abs like a .. a… old-lady, but those lines leading downward are manly, shoulders, face, don’t get me started on the chest – it’s an affront to all women (small/med/large) — even her face could be considered manly.

    Now, put her with/next to LuMann or Mann Coulter, and RuPaul better watch out!!

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  4. You would think she could spin her model fame into something much more then these types of gigs…as Ken would say “We don’t care!” ….. Kelly and Ramona are examples of being in good shape … (Kelly has no fat despite her mannish appearance… ) but old is old… and the bathing suits should be more age appropriate. But when you’re in La La Land… I guess anything goes.

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  5. I’m surprised that Kelly ever put on a bikini on in the first place since she has that broad-shouldered, masculine shape going on – time to give it up – no bueno!

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  6. It’s the bone protruding out – right there in the middle by the string holding the two triangles in the top…

    I’m pretty sure that’s how the alien popping-out thing starts, I saw it in a movie and it was incredibly life-like, so I’m thinking this picture of KKB was the inspiration for that or … or she was the inspiration for that.

    I’d rather stare at the sun at the equator or Tropic of Cancer or Capricorn or — wait, blind is blind at this point. That’s what killed the cat, the curiosity factor — when you are compelled to slow down because of an accident and don’t want to, but you look anyway…

    Oh, man, I can’t make it stop!!

    “Stop! Stop!” — K-KB to BF when BF tried to have a sit-down with her on the same planet and skin burned like holy water to Linda Blair in the Exorcist cuz she was so “up here”…

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