MARCH 4, 2012 3:33 am
Included in Lisa Vanderpump’s March newsletter… DOSE OF DIVINE…
…are FIVE must-haves for March… according to Lisa!
NOTE TO LISA VANDERPUMP-TODD: You have to realize by now that YOU… yes YOU… LisaVanderpumpRump… are adored by millions! You are a role model for the fashion illiterate women who watch the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Your words, actions and the items in your closet are very carefully reviewed and followed down to the very last detail by your millions of fans who are fashion idiots. Lisa has glaringly left out many more “MUST-HAVE” items that everyone SHOULD have in their closet.
Here are FIVE ADDITIONAL items that Lisa wanted to tell you about, but simply ran out of room in her newsletter…
1. MORE ANIMAL PRINTS…
SH Reader’s closet below… this reader anticipated the additional items in Lisa’s closet and went out and bought two animal print pieces. She had rent money and a little left over for groceries, but decided that Lisa’s fashion advice was more important!
Lisa’s recommendations are taken VERY seriously…
2. MORE ARTWORK
Artwork is a great suggestion… Lisa has artwork in her closet, so why not start hangin’ some artwork in YOUR closet!
Lisa, Giggy and Pandorka… in Lisa’s closet.
Lisa’s favorite painting… Lisa has a copy in every room of her home. Twenty-six in her closet!!
3. A BUGOUT BAG
Everyone is jumping on the ‘Doomsday’ train for the time when TSHTF and it’s TEOTWAWKI… including the fashion-conscience! This is what you need in your bugout bag… BUT, don’t carry around that ugly black bag that comes with your food kit! You need something that won’t draw too much attention and others won’t want to steal, but will hold all the contents shown…
Wretched buggin’ out in NYC… proudly carrying her bugout bag…
4. CORN
Yes… corn! Lisa’s closet is big enough for an Iowa cornfield and it’s a little known fact that Lisa DOES dedicate 1/8 of her closet to growing various crops. This year, Lisa has chosen corn… and if Lisa can grow corn in her closet, you can too!!
Adrienne Maloof’s boys finding their way out of the cornfield in Lisa’s closet… Adrienne’s third boy is still roamin’ around in Lisa’s closet…
5. AUTO DETAILING
Lisa’s closet also contains an auto detailing corner! Any little bit helps… and, as Lisa frequently states on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills… Lisa is not afraid of hard work! If Lisa can detail cars in her spare time…in her closet… then so can YOU!
Lisa prefers to detail only Bentleys, Lambos and SilverClouds, but will take in a stray Ferrari or even a common Audi every once in a while…
Lisa will be announcing more items that she thinks you should have in YOUR closet next month!! CAN’T WAIT!!!
ROTFLMAO, Ms. SH!! I love wry sarcasm and you have it in spades! The Maloof boys in the cornfield was da bomb.com. Thanks for my Sunday morning giggle!
I second that!
Times are hard so I had to shut down the full service restaurant in the back of my closet. I still have a clam bar in the corner and a food truck stops by it during the day if I should have the need for something more substantial to eat.
I actually had a home in Texas that had a full bath in the in the closet or a closet in the bathroom off the master bedroom. I thought it was crazy at the time but turned out to be the best Idea.
I never thought of the cornfield but I could have grown mushrooms.
oops! Wrong closet. that’s Ken’s.
This is random, but I just got an e-mail from ideeli whoich is one of those discount shopping sites in which Adrienne Maloof’s shoes are now all half price.
oh I get Ideeli too got to check that out, not to buy though I think her shoes are butt ugly, I just want to see how much they are and make sure taylor did pop all the diamonds out of the soles and replace them with skittles
gessie: Hope you are not hinting or suggesting that you received that email in any way because you participate in commenting on SH. For you and everyone reading this: SH does not and will never supply any third party with any information derived from this site. Just wanted to take this opportunity to make that clear! TFC!! SH
No! No! Ms. SH! I get a lot of shopping e-mails that I have signed up for myself. That thought would never enter my mind. I just thought people might find it interesting that the Maloof Hoof is not doing too well. Just like Taylor’s book got marked way down. That’s all!
gessie: No problem! There was a suggestion a while back re sharing info… just wanted to make it clear that no info is given to third parties! TFC!! SH
sorry Ms.SH for the confussion. You have to sign up for Ideeli it is not spam. If you get that it cause you wanted it.
by the way, they are so hideous.
I love Ideeli!
They have the Maloof hoof?
My entire house is only 575 sq ft, probably smaller than any of these women’s walk-in closets.
Ms. SH what does Kim have in her closet besides a voodo doll of Kyle? Of course she has the pins to stick in that doll but what else? LOL Would love for you to tackle Kim’s closet.
Yes Ms SH please tackle Kim’s Cellar, oh wait I mean closet, oh no i’m Australian, Wardrobe!
Just wait in line at the Pharmacy and lean over the counter.
Lisa forgot 2 important things: A gun to shoot her and a shovel to bury her to get the job finished.