POSTED FEBRUARY 28, 2012 2:35 pm

“When this reality housewife was sharing the details about her sex week with this A list moviestar.
What she forgot to mention was that the reason was it lasted an entire week or weekend was because it took almost that long for the actor to get ready to perform.
Our Housewife was very imaginative in thinking of new ways to make him performance ready but the drugs really made that difficult.”
(Thanks to SH reader “Chameleon69″!!!)
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The Real Housewives franchises have become a guilty pleasure for me and I've become intrigued by 'normal' people who would agree to put their lives on television for public display and scrutiny. What are their motives to divulge their daily routines for viewing audiences to approve, reprimand, berate, castigate, attack; basically abuse and judge? Oh, just forget about the above nonsense... the majority of these people are just stoo-pid.
lol
made up. But good.
those drugs will hurt a guy….honestly when i see your name I think of my ex…..years of drug use have reduced him to threeinchesofwtf???
with Gerard Butler just getting out of rehab this totally makes sense.
I would like to know if Gerard Butler paid for the week or weekend, you “hung out” with him for a week until he could get it going. I will say this again and I don’t care, I truly think that Brandi is a very very UTR (under the radar) escort. She’s not acting and she just got on the show but she still need the money for her lifestyle. So I bet anything that Gerard was able to hook up with her for some money and that is why she was available for the week, he paid. Remember She wasn’t on the RHOBH untile recently and still this show only pays if your lucky 200,000 a year, that isn’t enough money to keep a lifestyle. So she and others in her position probably go sugar daddy hunting and/or high end escorting under the radar to make due.
That seems very possible …her ex is no Kelsey. The $$ has to come from somewhere!
Hmmmm. Thought it was very intentional the way she laid it on so thick at the reunion about Lisa’s weathered, toupee wearing husband being “hot.” Seemed like an open invitation to sexagenarians.
Sounds like Brandi is getting revenge for Gerard denying they knew each other!