POSTED FEBRUARY 23, 2012 11:50 am
All those New York Housewives seems to be alighting on Miami!
Ramonster was in Miami recently pushin’ her Pinot…
…and next in line to grace the residents of Miami is Countless LuAnn de Lesseps!
From MiamiNewTimes:
If you’re a fan of Bravo’s Real Housewives of New York, you might want to get over the South Beach Wine & Food Festival’s Grand Tasting Village on Sunday at 3:15 p.m., to enjoy Countess LuAnn de Lesseps, who will be giving a cooking demo.
Yep, one of the Housewives is in town with her daughter enjoying the sun and sand. “We’re in Miami for the SoBeWFF and just loving the 80-degree weather.”
Although she admits to never cooking on Housewives, she does insist that she is in fact a very good cook.
“I lived in Italy and Switzerland for over three years. I learned to speak French and Italian and to prepare many Italian dishes. I really believe that when you spend time in a country, you should try to learn the language and also try to bring back some part of the culture with you when you leave. I learned how to make some wonderful, tasty dishes in Italy and especially favorites from the Tuscan region,” she added.
De Lesseps is a television personality as well as a recording artist and a fashion model. She acquired her nobility status when she became the fourth wife of Frenchman, Count Alexandre de Lesseps, but technically according to French law, lost the title when she divorced him. C’est la Vie.
“I’ve been asked to be part of this wonderful festival and I’ll be preparing several dishes for the audience, including a tomato-basilique pasta and Italian lemon chicken which I consider a comfort food. The kind of dish that you want to find on your table when you get home.” (Thank you Jesus; sign of the cross; kisses to the sky… it’s not “Devil’s Shrimp over angel hair pasta!)
When in Miami, de Lesseps enjoys dining at the W, Casa Tua and Escopazzo but stated that Miami is a great place for dining and she hopes to discover other fantastic restaurants in the area. This will be her fifth season on Housewives. Three new cast members have been added to the reality show, which should throw a few more exciting and unpredictable vipers into the show’s sizzling snake pit.
For more information… sobefest.com.
NOTE: The only reason for posting this item re Countless LuAnnie is it’s a reason to include this video… THE COUNTESS ON A CAMEL!!




“…which should throw a few more exciting and unpredictable vipers into the show’s sizzling snake pit.”
that kinda cracked me up.
Ramonster and The Countless heard Bravo cameras might be rolling in Miami so, like moths to the flame, they flew down. They can’t resist the lure of a Bravo camera. It will be a nice break for the Watch What Happens Live security staff who have to prevent Ramonster and The Countless from from breaking into the Bravo Clubhouse 5 nights a week.
That pic of LuAnn lookslike she had some work done. There’s a hint of a Jocelyn Wildenstein – Adrienne Maloof cat woman-eye…..
Is Luann trying to shop a cookbook too? As if anyone would actually believe she ever cooks, did she have to ask her housekeeper for recipes?
I hope she’s given up the whole countess thing since I doubt being a fame whore is in line with etiquette and manners.
Jaybird I was thinking the same.. Here comes a cookbook. All they do is have books, cookbook and think they can sing…enough.
I picture Countless preparing a Bertolli or Birdseye Voila frozen skillet meal and passing it off as something far more substantial. She is a condescending poser who came from nothing and learned a few social graces during her open marriage to the Count.
All I got from that article is that we can all stop calling her Countess. Yipee!
Flame away, but I love her. She is hilarious and makes me laugh. Deep down, underneath all that pretension, is a fun gal just waiting to get out. I don’t think she’s a mean @sshole like Jill, Ramona, Kelly or Cindy.
Brandon, you are not alone, I love her too. I think we are the only ones though. I have your back! lol
i like the countess, too.
yeah!!! BSL, now we have three. lol
yay! we’re gonna have to look out for each other. hahaha it might just be the three of us.
I think your right, pretty much everyone hates her but us. She is my favorite mean girl, her sheer audacity makes me laugh and I love her style.