POSTED JANUARY 29, 2012 11:45 am
Bernie Guzman, the Insult Chef… (Geez, Bernie… let the REAL star of the show, RU PAUL get through!)
Bernie, the insult chef, has been spouting off on his facebook page about all the goings on at the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills…
Bernie’s big mouth must have caused concern for all the protectors of Bravo’s BH franchise, as everything he wrote on his facebook page has been deleted…. if you click the link, this is what you will see:
Bernie’s FB page looked like this…
However… one SH reader asked Bernie an extremely intelligent question re Shana and her fellow BH cast mates! Which Bernie answered!
NOTE: All the RHOBH are on lock down… as is the norm. No one is gonna say anything until the season is officially over… after the reunion shows and a lost footage show is aired. It will be interesting to see what happens AFTER!!!
(Thanks to SH reader “Matt”!!!)
He’d make a lot more money if he suddenly quit Bravo and went on his on tour, speaking about the background inner-workings of RHOBH!! Too bad he’s still a Bravo puppet, deleting his FB info.
If Bernie wants to protect his career as a personal chef in BH, he needs to keep his mouth shut. Who would hire him if there is the threat of his telling all the dirty little secrets inside those hallowed walls?
I hope you catch up on your rest because I think you are going to be busier than ever when the BH inmates are released from lockdown. That combined with Taylor’s book of fairytales. Uh oh… tsk tsk. I hope I can keep up with this site. I think now is the time for me to start thinking up excuses in regards to my preoccupation with online activities. hmm…I feel another case of the vapors coming on.
he deleted me off of his facebook….but kept my friends
Nice work! & hey whatever trouble this lands him in, his stoopidity alone is to blame & his need to be noticed/validated. Bernie the insult chef being chastised by the bravo legal team, thats a reality show I’d watch on pay per view.
Well then, sounds like you’re still in!
Good stuff, Matthew!
Do you suppose he just made his page private? I noticed when I was on their a while back that he had mentioned another facebook page for his real friends. I love the idea that Bravo shut him down but he could have just adjusted his privacy settings on facebook.
I think this is his other facebook page which looks like it is not for public viewing
https://www.facebook.com/bernie.guzman?sk=info
I’m STILL dyin’ laughing over “Bernie the Insult Chef!” It’s one of the funniest nicknames ever because it so fits him. I have to admit, I’d love to see more of him on the show, muttering insults and making faces as he’s cheffing it up in Adrienne’s kitchen.
Me too Robin! I like Bernie, he crosses a lot of boundaries but so do these darn RHOBH! Why do they get to get away with it but the little guy gets slammed (meaning less fortunate). Bernie and Brandi should hook up- they are both “real” for better or worse and I think Brandi likes her a chef!!! LOL
Bernie is such a famewhore and a wannabe. He IS NOT a housewive, no matter how desparate he is to be one. The mere fact that Adrianne is sitting back on the sidlines while her insult chef rips into Lisa and spills all of these behind the scene info is mind buggling to me. I am finally seeing the real adrianne.
You are right about seeing the real Adrienne, I feel the same way. I always liked her b/c she wasn’t over the top bitchy like all the others have been but now I see she allows (probably encourages) Bernie to do her dirty work. I loved it when he showed up at Sur and Lisa greeted him but then said she couldn’t figure out who he was. I’m sure that killed the little fame whore.
Great info.!
So that means, seemingly, that the whole show is one big lie, I guess. Lisa befriending her because she believes her? A lie. The others saying they are fine with her now and she doesn’t need to apologize or explain anything? A lie. The producer blogging about his sympathy for all that she’s been through? A lie.
Bernie deleted him because he let the truth slip out and that’s never supposed to happen. So basically, the RH franchises are one big, long con? I suppose that means Trash will be back next season. Why not? Like attracts like.
Adrianne tweeted a picture of her insult chef Bernie baking stuff for her party. Translation…i support everything Bernie is doing and will continue to support it…..he is my mouth piece after all.
Adrianne is one Beverly Hills Biatch you should be careful around. Based on her stupid PR moves…i am confident that this chick is no savvy business woman. She just plasters her face in HER familys business and plays dress up.
Right on the nose!
She has an awful ‘business sense’ – for any normal person it would be deemed ‘NO sense at all’. But she always puts herself up on the pedestal as this extremely busy, hard working woman who ‘does it all’ to quote another a-hole, Vyle
Yet, for all her claims and self-praises, she SUCKS as a businesswoman, and it actually goes for all her brothers as well. With all they’d been given – meaning, hundreds of millions each from daddy, and his company and infrastructure and contacts, all they’ve done is basically taken the business into a nose dive. They barely have any shares of the Vegas casino left in their ownership (I refuse to name it – suck it , Ad). Their basketball team is pretty much on the verge of bankruptcy. Their respective net worths have taken a significant hit, too. But according to Ad, all could not be better in the business universe of the Maloofs. That in itself shows how delusional, disconnected and basically dumb she is. I do not think she ever had any business accumen, and that’s why she is only allowed on the company roster as a ‘secretary’ who runs meetings etc.(so she was simply relegated to being the brothers’ ‘executive assistant’). Guess they figured in that position she will do the least damage.
Her clucking around about how great of a businesswoman she is just fills me with stupid giggles. Pure walking delusion. She came on the show, and returned for the second season, admittedly to promote her ‘many’ business ventures. I’d say all she’s managed to accomplish is to emerge as a true A-hole, taking Camille’s rightfully earned title from season one.
I guess that explains Paul’s infomercial and the hideous shoe line.
I agree, the first season Adrienne had me convinced she was a savvy business woman, but this season I can see right through her. Adrienne and her brothers have taken several prosperous businesses and run them in the ground. She went on this show because she was desperate to promote her failing businesses, the casino and basketball team. She had no hand in working hard to build the family business up, but seems to have a hand in running them down. It makes sense now why she is trying to ram her hideous Maloof Hoof shoes down everybody’s throat. She needs the cash, that mansion ain’t cheap!
The fact that she was developing a shoe line (with Bravo as the avenue to do it through), spoke volumes.
wings – She didn’t have much of a story line. Bravo probably welcomed this idea of a shoe line for Adrienne.
I am a FB fan of Bernie’s and I still see posts on his Facebook page and it does not come up as suggested above. I’ve only followed him for a short time on FB but he is extremely courteous to his visitors and shares witty banter, recipes, cooking suggestions and seems genuinely appreciative of the support shown to him. I think if he stepped over the line in releasing information on the Bravo enterprise, or confidentiality agreement, he’d be reeled in immediately.
I find it odd that Bernie receives a considerable amount of negative commentary from some viewers i.e. a wannabe. The HWs franchises have given a lot of people an opportunity to springboard to greater fame/notoriety/infamy, so why can’t he? He’s gathered a significant following despite the small amount of air time he’s been given – he might be a genuine “talent” to emerge from BHs – we sure know it’s not the actual wives!!
I think Bernie is refreshing – but perhaps it’s the New Yorker in me that loves banter and seeing someone give as good as they get. Whatever occurred with Lisa & Bernie, Bernie is working his 5 mins of fame into a potential opportunity!
@Colleen: ‘I love [...] seeing someone give as good as they get.’
I do not agree that that’s what he’s doing. From what we’ve been told he’s had ONE spat with Lisa – of which SHE was not even aware, during which she was not rude, or offensive or dismissive of him. She just made a comment on the food, that HE CHOSE to take as an insult. I think his attitude has a lot to do with Ad’s attitude towards Lisa, and her growing hate and jealousy of Lisa this season. Seeing how Ad talks about her, in only derogatory terms, emboldened Bernie to do the same.
‘Giving as good as he gets’, to me, would imply that when Lisa made a comment to him, he came back with a snarky remark to her, which reportedly is not what happened.
Instead, what he’s doing, is spewing hate and rudeness behind her back, FOREVER! I’d think that once you’ve shot back, it might be time to move on, and not keep trying to start sh!t where there is nothing to be talking shi! about.
He is a small, small man with a small intelect and no social graces, who cherishes grudges and carries them through life, lovingly growing them in the fertilizer of his discontentment, until they take over his whole demeanor, and all we’ve got left is a walking bitterness. If I were Ad I’d really worry, because if she ever did or said something that was not to his liking, I totally see him spitting in her food or putting Pepto in it to pay her back. I think he is that kind of coward, and he lets his bitterness and sense of life’s unfairness rule his existence, and he will never amount to anything much because of that.
I will never understand why people find him and his remarks endearing, or cute, or funny. To me he is simply a rude cook who has delusional dreams of running the whole household.
Yes and he’s mean to Giggy too!! In the words of my husband’s Grandmom “he has too much to say”…(for hired help)
we do not know what goes on behind closed doors, with taylor there is a very public cache’ of photos and videos and such to show she is lying. the thing with bernie and lisa could be all for entertainment. i have not seen jealousy and hate coming from adrienne, i have seen her question certain things, as they all do. unless we personally know any of these folks we can only go by what we see and read. do i think lisa is a poser, a bit, but she also has a very wicked sense of humor that some people cannot handle. i enjoy lisa, bernie and adrienne, and it can be very easy to take offense when none was intended.
I used to really like Adrienne but she is the one taking offense when none is intended, e.g., Pandora’s bridal shower in Vegas. An old friend of Lisa’s had offered to host it weeks before but when Adrienne found out she wanted to know why Lisa hadn’t come to her and “asked” her to host it. Adrienne was well aware of Pandora’s engagement and upcoming marriage, if she wanted to host the bridal shower she should have offered but she didn’t. Then Adrienne was ticked off b/c Lisa hadn’t “asked” her to do it. Besides the fact that family isn’t supposed to ask others to host parties for the bridal couple, let alone one that cost thousands of dollars, it was clear that Adrienne had no interest in the shower itself but only in promoting her Vegas hotel/casino. For Adrienne this show is all about promoting her businesses and anything less is unacceptable.
Lisa is a little snarky but she has been more so this season b/c she is under attack from the others. Just check out the clips from the upcoming reunion shows.
What? He’s mean to Lisa so lets hate him?
He posted on his FB page that Bravo is giving him his own show. I sorry, I don’t have a screenshot.
Bernie is a fame whore and the only reason he gets any play at all is b/c of his nastiness toward Lisa. Lisa made one negative comment about one of his dishes and he has blown it into a full out war to publicize himself. Without his nasty comments and looks toward Lisa, he wouldn’t be known at all. If you need any more proof that he is a fame whore (and Adrienne’s using him to be a bitch to Lisa), look at him showing up at Sur’s opening. What the h*ll is a personal cook doing showing up at the restaurant opening of someone he professes to hate?
It wasn’t one little comment from Lisa about one of his dishes. She also made some other nasty remarks, one which Bernie saw as racist, and she refuses to apologize because Bernie is the help. He wouldn’t be in the limelight if people weren’t interested. He showed up at the Sur’s opening because the Bravo producers invited him just to stir things up, just like Cedric.
Bernie’s attacks on Lisa started after she made one comment about a dish he made she didn’t like. What comment are you referring to that was considered racist? Sure, people are interested in Bernie b/c he is being nasty to Lisa otherwise he has nothing. Bravo may have invited him but that doesn’t mean he has to show up. He showed up b/c he is a fame whore and will do anything, including to a party thrown by someone he hates.
When Lisa thought they were alone, she left a racial slur fly, but it was “seen” by others (or so Bernie said) and when Lisa became aware that others were watching, she walked away. I don’t know too many people in the restaurant world that don’t know how to throw down with people they consider “help”, but Bernie was trying to prove a point. Private chefs think of themselves as a step above restaurant staff and will not “take” sh**t from anyone.
I think Daniele Staub would have spilled her guts about the lies and shenanigansthat go on at
Bravo by now if she weren’t afraid of getting sued. She won’t even release her communications with melissa gorga during season 1. They must make them sign some serious confidentiality agreements.
@Colleen in NJ – HWs has allowed people to “springboard into greater fame/notoriety/infamy” -
OMG! LMAO! I think it’s time for a Reality Check! Greater fame implies they had fame first. Notoriety? Infamy? Are you kidding? Do you have a dictionary? History books? This is a D-List TV show – manipulation by D-List Andy Cohen. Go ask 10 people on… no 100 people on the street who any of these characters is. I have to leave. The stoopidity is getting to me.
Bye bye.
Ok, go ahead and leave.
Lisa had Cedric. Adrienne has Bernie. Two peas in a pod? After Bernie’s tweet about delivering a “chocolate pie” to Lisa (i.e., The Help), I wouldn’t consider eating ANYTHING that comes from his kitchen. He’s sabbotaged his own career and may be working for Adrienne . . . . . . forever!
In the immortal words of Charlie Manson “no sense makes sense” I have found gives me a insight to the whole Housewives franchise.
Polka dot, it is scary to see an essay based on your first sentence: “From what we’ve been told he’s had ONE spat with Lisa…!” Do you really believe that Bravo gives viewers the big picture? You speak of Bernie and Adrienne with such hate.
Do we still believe Bernie is acting on his own volition? He might be Adrienne’s chef, but he is a part of this staged production. Adrienne did not invite him. Bravo invited him to the SUR opening along with Cedric, Paul’s ex girlfriend and Brandi’s ex husband’s mistress. Bernie is the comic relief. I’m sure he is being paid by Bravo for his onscreen time.
I like Bernie for the mere fact he keeps things stirred up. People always have the option of ignoring him, which apparently they are not.
After reading Bernie’s facebook posts, I really hate him for what he has done to Lisa and Ken. He had no business spreading rumors, even if they were true, about them. I tried to like Adrienne and Paul and give them the benefit of the doubt; however their letting Bernie get away with slamming what are, in essence, their co-workers, really makes me mad. I go to LV often and I would have gone to check out the Palms before Bernie got involved but no longer. I think we all should boycott the Palms and save our money for a trip to Villa LaBlanca and Sur.
I posted, “Nothing like someone who tells it like it is-SALUTE!” on his page only moments ago and just noticed that he’s not only deleted my comment but removed both of his FB pages from search results.
I just searched for it and found his page. But it’s still set to private because I can’t see anything on his wall anymore. I never was his FB friend so I don’t know if everything is still up for his friends to see or if it’s all gone.
Did he ever say what it was that Lisa supposedly said? Specifically? All I’ve ever heard was that it was something racial but he never elaborated. Or, if he did, I missed it.
I think Bernie got drunk and posted a lot of things that got him in hot water.
i bet thats what happened to
am I back in yet?
OMgosh! Bernie’s profile photo is the legendary Brown Derby restaurant is LA. Hmmm…imagine that.
Hey- I was just poking around online and I came across a perez hiton post about Taylor’s abuse. One of the comments from the post said that her eye looked like Taylor’s after lascik surgery. Those black eye pics had always bothered me, so I googled “lascik eye surgery bruising” Well, I found one photo that looked just like Taylor’s bruise, I clicked on it and the woman had just gotten undereye filler injections! That sounds like something Taylor would do!
Also it explains why she had 2 other X marks on her forehead. I bet those were injection sites for filler or botox or whatever. If that is true she is truly a horrible unfeeling person.
I like to belive the best about people but using plastic surgery pics to prove false allegations about a dead man is a new low.
Apologize if someone else came to this conclusion- I cant always keep up with all the posts.
I posted that a bit ago with links to Dr. Paul’s site.
testing
Lisa how did you get a picture on wordpress?
picked one off my hard drive
How do you get it from your hard drive to word press? I don’t know anything about word press, My thunker said something about a gravatar acct? I don’t know what that is either. I am going to try to figure it out tomorrow, i need to get to bed. I will see all of you tomorrow.
I think there’s a much more interesting career for Bernie than being a star on a tawdry Bravo reality show! He should have his own cooking show that would showcase his hilarious nature! I’d love it!!!