POSTED JANUARY 26, 2012 9:30 am 
Lisa Vanderpump… “They told me Chelsea would be there…. those lying bookers! They can all go to bloody ‘ell!”
Lisa Vanderpump “breakout star” of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (ALL the Housewives are “breakout stars”) was on Chelsea Lately last night…
… Lisa brought Giggy with her… along with her dry, British wit (IMO, it’s just Lisa’s bad acting…oh, she’s so cheeky… blech!)…
NOTE TO LISA: YOU LET CHUY FEEL YOUR ASS… YOU SHOULD FIND OUT WHERE HIS HANDS HAVE BEEN.
(Thanks to SH reader “Aud”!!!)
I hate to be disagreeable Ms SH but since it’s already happened, I’d advise Lisa NOT to find out where Chuy’s been! Lol
I agree. I once went to find out where Chuy’s hands have been, and haven’t had a good night’s sleep since.
Ugh, her new act (feeling her ass for implants) is as bad as Kyle splits.
It thought she seemed genuinely uncomfortable. While I love me some Ross it felt awkward and he shouldn’t have put her on the spot like that. Now if this is her new shtick on every show then someone needs to smack her. Is Taylor busy? Lol
So where is her quick dry edgy wit? Only one ahhhss feel per show dahrling.
looking smelly
if it looks like a pig, acts like a pig, walks like a pig, and the seams split like a sausage, and the nose is a pig nose, and it’s a pig employer it’s lisa vanderpigpoop
I love when Ross guest hosts. I wonder how it would have gone if Chelsea did it.
He was very funny. Wish he has asked more about the show she is on than her behind.
In Italy for good luck, one spins on a mosaic bull’s balls. So in America must we start feeling for Lisa’s implants for good luck? She was a good sport but I could see her getting more angry with chuy’s groping. Would Chelsea have done that if she had been there?
On the movie, “Under the Tuscan Sun” they said if a bird pooped on you in Italy it was good luck, have you ever heard that one or if it is true?
Yes it happened to me…….our guide made a very big deal about it…..Good luck did come my way too so who knows….
if you watch Chelsea Lately she constantly mentions she doesn’t watch the HW’s. She thinks they’re idiots! I’m sure that’s the reason she wasn’t the one to do the interview. Good for her!
Well, I was also told it was good luck when a pigeon poops on you when it happened to me in Venice, Italy. However, ruined the white jacket I was wearing – stain never came out, even at the cleaners. So, I would contest that particular belief. But I surely recommend visiting Venice – wear dark clothes cause there are tons of pigeons!