POSTED JANUARY 26, 2012 3:05 pm
Lisa Vanderpump… “… but my ass IS real! This is one rumor that has brought me to tears! I mean, how could I have asspads in my bloody bathing suit on Baywatch?”
“Friend” of the Housewives, Brandi Glanville and “breakout star” from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Lisa Vanderpump spoke today with parent company of Bravo, NBCUniversal about the upcoming RHOBH reunion shows…
NOTE: Yes, Lisa VanderpumpRump is the “breakout star” of the RHOBH… along with Adrienne, Camille, Brandi and PamDana!
(Thanks to SH reader “AFromCarolina”!!!)
Brandi and Lisa make a way funnier team than Kyle and Lisa. Lisa was swayed about Brandi from the published reports about Cedric being Brandi’s nanny, once she opened her mind up and get to know her she realized that Brandi is a fun to be around person.
She never showed it to us in the Hawaii episode; she wore an Oscar the Grouch bikini covered by a muumuu. Even this pic (third up from bottom), from 20 or more years ago, shows that her ass didn’t sit as high as it supposedly does now. http://www.google.com/imgres?
Maybe she’s doing the Brazilian butt lift workout!
You make a good (visual) point. That doesn’t look like the same butt
Those pictures of Lisa are such a long time ago. Weight puts on pounds as one ages.
She’s still very beautiful. She’s a wonderful role model as a housewife, even her sense of humor.
Last season shows Lisa and Ken walking away. You see a fat flat rear and fat knock-kneed thighs. Lisa thinks she is the cutest thing in two shoes. Misandrist perfectly describes this mean narcissist.
She might be wearing one of those bodysuits. I have 2 myself and they can really trim your waist and lift your boobs and booty.
(*mean girl snark begins*) Someone give one to Kyle! (*mean girl snark ended*)
More Brandi please!
I’m with you Jessa….so many of Kyle dresses this season would have looked better if she had worn the right undergarment,,,,, it is a high art form and why the stars all pay to have someone style them for the runway.
Maybe Lisa is Kim Kardashian in disguise.
I love the interaction between Brandi and Lisa. Maybe they could ditch the rest of the cast and the two of them have their own show.
I loved the footage from the old TV show. It was even funnier when you think Lisa had pool boy, Cedric, hanging around the cabana.
I’m sorry but LISA butt is totally fake. she’s too darn old to have that look. Why can’t she come clean. She’s a total FAKE freak
ITA Bem. Lisa is a pig !
I can’t wait for MyThunker to show up. She loves it when you say that…hahaha! Where have you been lately, mapaschiapas?
Ooo, you know me too well BSL!
Oink oink, mapaschiapas! Have you thought about moving on from a pig to perhaps a hog? Boar? On second thought, I think I love that you are consistent.
Does anyone know if Cedric and Ken were dating? Was Lisa in on it? I’d say YES
Bemba fea? Really? I’m not the PC police. However I am offended. There are people on this site who understand languages besides english.
Pv,just curious what is the meaning of Bemba? I know what fea means but bemba no.
I really enjoy watching the two of them interact. There seems to be genuine rapport between the two of them and they look very friendly and fun together. Kind of wish that’s what was shown more in Season 2, instead of all the wailing and whining of “it’s not fair!” “You have no idea what she’s done to me!” tear-filled (not) histrionics.
I think Lisa has finally found someone she can have fun with. With the other women, every joking remark Lisa made, was taken waaay too seriously! Maloof Hoof anyone? Brandi can roll with it, since she has a wicked sense of humor herself. They are funny together, and fun to watch.
I think Lisa has a great figure for her age! Having said that, I think that she uses some type of ‘ASSistive’ undergarments, as evidenced in a shot that features she and Pandora bridal shopping. As they exit the bridal store, her rear ‘waddle’ is quite obvious! “Like two pigs fighting under a blanket” (Steel Magnolias). She looks padded to me…
I think she is a beautiful woman too. And I agree she has to be getting some assistance. But looking at those bikini pictures of her from back in the day she had a nice rear end then too. However, if I was her I would be saying “Why yes, thank you for asking, I use my own Glutterpump line of undergarments which will be available for the public sometime in the spring, check my website for details” She is being very un-housewife like by passing up this business opportunity.
Ahh, MP! I’m sure we’ll see the ‘VanderRUMP’ line of shapers out very soon! I could use a pair, truth be told!
Ok. Lisa’s ass. She had a very nice body when she was younger from what I can see of the pics posted by mssuburbia. She had a decent ‘arse’ back then. I think a combination of putting weight on as she grew older and subsequently squeezing her newly acquired fat into a some heavy duty shape wear undergarment has produced that effect we now see. Of course tight shiny satin dresses make your posterior look even bigger. So my guess is it’s all a cumulative effect, a visual illusion. In any case, fire your taylor Lisa. Clothes are way too tight.
Well in my experience with the newly acquired fat behind… my shape wear tends to smash my ass flatter than a fritter. I am thinking about cutting two strategically placed holes in the seat of them but i am skird the effect would look more like two an over filled corn muffins hangin out back there.
LOL! Promise you’ll take pictures.
Mummy wrap ala KimZ?
U got any old school workout videos… for da bootay? They might could show us a thing or two that Lisa know but we don’t.
well…… this aint exactly for the butt but it will make people run so far away from you that your butt will look smaller from the distance.
I like her bangs.
Hi ROMO, From Kim’s twitter…Wow! RT @SuddenlySlimATL: @Kimzolciak we’d love to wrap u regularly here in atl. Suddenly slimmer. We can guarantee ull lose at least 14 inches with ur 1st wrap.
A Tweet by @Kimzolciak
2012-01-26
Hi click! Haven’t hung out with u in a while… Missed you! Are U ready for the reunion?
ROMO, Oh Yeah! I have my blue one-shouldered dress, Adrienne’s Maloof Hoof, Romonster Pinot, and my tiara…stolen from a toddler. I miss NASCAR!
Ooh lala, I’m gonna wear a pewter colored halter dress like Adrienne with tinsel in my hair. I need to get some Angel champagne, but Bernie will not be doing the food! You think I should wear my coral/pink lipstick too and Palms tennis visor?
Romo, If you wear the Palms tennis visor, I have to add my full-length gloves.
The gloves will cover my Kyle man hands.
Oh come on, I can see your tiny little paws. They are so cute.
I think that Kyle has alot of animosity towards Lisa.. ( maybe the sell of Lisa’s house with a different agent propted this behavior )