“ Kim Richards…. “Hey! No cameras allowed! Damn… can’t I even go to the bathroom without you stoopid camera guys?!”
On last night’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills…
Kim Richards was shown in her hotel bathroom, digging through her bag… there was some ominous music playing and various camera angles used to portray Kim Richards as perhaps “liking” a nameless substance…
… so what was in Kim’s bag??
“Ken… can you get me my bag? Pleeeeeeze???”
“Where is your bag? I can’t see it from here. I can throw you a pillow…is that OK?”
“Ken! I can’t use a pillow… I need my bag! Why won’t you get up and get it for me??”
“Oh… OK! But if I get up, the pleat in my pants will be ruined… and you know Kyle will scream at me for that!”
(But…here’s really why Ken don’t wanna get your bag, Kim…)
“I’m the peacock here, Ken! Besides, you always look a little crumpled! Hasn’t anyone ever told you that?… NO?… Really???”
“Oh, thanks, Ken! Now I have to find… that… ”
“… that… thing… that… I …. have… to… find….”
“Where is it???”
“OH! There it is! Why didn’t I see that!?!”
“Hey! I was just trying to find my damn glasses… and look! I found a $100 bill!“
NOTE: Yes… that is what was in Kim’s bag! BUT… watch how Bravo filmed the 45 seconds… the music and the door shutting at the end. Nice try at the dramatics, Bravo!